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👀👀 would love to get both teleportation
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7. We didn’t have such crisp numbers back when Walmart was opening hundreds of stores each year, but all of this was fairly obvious if you were paying attention.
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IRL lol
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it's probably too late to change and i know why it's like this, but: bluesky's "these two have beef with each other so we won't show you anything" approach of blocks is infuriating and badly needs a more nuanced approach
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playing with fire here with this bold anti-venn diagram stance
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Physicists just make shit up so they can play with huge magnets and big explosions (and I am very jealous). Discuss.
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Vermieter echt the weakest link.
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thinking about lord of the rings
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Ey ja wie kann man das wissen und denken "jo geil die ist gegen Homosexualität und Ausländer die wähl ich"
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They definitely do, hahah.... I think the only reason I have maintained these two is that I ride counter-clockwise around the trail rather than clockwise. (Oh no, I have revealed my secret)
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Cheers to an ENORMOUS my Monday! Protect your shelves and join us tomorrow for an EARTH-RATTLING launch!
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you ever try to crush your own rib cage by flexing all the muscles in your torso at once or is that just something wrong with me?
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gods I hate that fucking phrase. It's the liberal "thoughts and prayers."
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Printed Minerva and Daisy Tron out on metallic paper! Just a few days until I deliver them to the ladies!
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An incredibly sick 1973 handbook from the Vision Conservation Institute
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Video game music that lives in my head
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Hi! I’m God. Stop blaming it on ‘woke.’ Start blaming dark money corporate donor control. Thank you for coming to my GOD talk.
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On the plus side we've pretty much abandoned the subjunctive mood which most other European languages still use. I'd put that in the W column.
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Cutting out Bowser as the middleman in their weird S&M roleplay, here.
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😅🤗
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In seriousness, follow: @abdulymalik.bsky.social for film & writing @youcaughtscott.bsky.social @jeremyappel.bsky.social for Canadian journalism. @ericwickham.bsky.social is also going back to journalism but follow him for jokes. Follow @nobleqali.rznwa.com for jokes, horny posting and black history
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oh my god. ohhhhh my god
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She look like a five nights at freddys monster after
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The edge cases are certain older games, that use odd proprietary video codecs for cutscenes. Even there, the vast majority are fixed by installing a community version of Proton that covers all the stuff that the "official" versions have to come up with workarounds for to avoid using proprietary code
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I am sad I forgot to include system but two people have like this so it’s too late. Pls Bluesky, an edit button 🙌
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I know it's not easy and u probably have social anxiety like me, but this is the only way to go forward.
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In this case, only one is true. Leave it to a guy with Goofy as his avi to shout the opposite.
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I got them on sale at the animal shelter last Christmas Eve. They came from the same cat colony and seemed to get along. I badly needed mouse defense for my pottery kiln.
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You have literally no information about the meeting other than this and so imply an imaginary event where Jeffries advised Biden to drop out. This is not news it's propaganda.
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Only seen Excalibur. Love that film
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@adorable.mom we did it 🥲
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tanks babe
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going to eat pita chip crumbs with a spoon
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People lived in the Americas thousands of years earlier than thought — as early as 23,000 years ago. apnews.com/article/huma...
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Omg the furry one!
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Definitely getting hope from the youths these days. I was buoyed when I heard from some middle-schoolers that they've taken to avoiding Roblox games with obviously AI thumbnails, because they view them as low-effort and corny.
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You look at the timeline on web now and you can see who keeps regularly neglecting to LABEL their own posts.
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The Konitsa Bridge over the Aoos River in northwestern Greece. Thought to be the largest single-arch bridge in the Balkans, it was built in 1870 to span the waters rushing out of the gorge above. So narrow that a bell still hangs beneath the highest point to warn those crossing when winds are high.
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a UAE carbon credit company recently took over 8% of Tanzania's land. they're evicting thousands of Maasai to make way for dubious carbon credits. for the Maasai, the feeling is all too familiar. KC Cheng has the story for Atmos 🧪🌎
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chess.com puzzles mostly while I wait this out
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“How many inches is a millimetre” Hate to break it to you oomf
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A Republican state senator in North Carolina is pleading for an end to right-wing conspiracy theories about Hurricane Helene recovery efforts
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How on earth did you lose when your ability to reach people and understand what it is they want from a political figure and how to give it to them is so enormous? I just don't get it
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some of you need your Hard Drive confiscated ASAP
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Wuckkuo henwo
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That was great. Really enjoyed Charles Laughton's performance in particular. Good pre-code horror is so much fun 📽️
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It’s A1 steak sauce, but you’re just using a Roman numeral instead, and people only think it was made by a computer. PROFIT
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TRANDI HARPER
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someone sent $30 thank you <3 it really does mean a lot
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shortly after October 7th there were reasonable people with pro-Israel positions. but now people have sorted themselves, and to remain in the firmly, unapologetically pro-Israel camp you basically need to be either a moron or unwell.
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just stumbled upon Florence Foster Jenkins, an early 20th C amateur soprano who was utterly tone deaf
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Trans people deserve youth. Trans people deserve old age.
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www.threads.net/@prof_alice_... physics cross @ginger146.bsky.social @charles-ex.bsky.social
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The reactions here are very politically online and dismissive and it makes me sad. People invested in politics can’t imagine people who aren’t. Same judgement between people who are into sports and those who aren’t Dismissing those who aren’t politically inclined as idiots isn’t the solution
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Thanks for the chuckles. Took me a minute on the pooper-scooper!
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This spaniel knows the meaning of butter. They are contemplating the acquisition thereof.
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Yes, it was a refreshing departure from the standard narrative of zombie stories.
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I loved it
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Krispy Kreme doughnut flavored Dr Pepper when
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God I hope so, which reminds me, I still have boxes of books I need to unpack. We just moved into this place *checks watch* five years ago.
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business as usual is over
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Mom and her twin boys
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remember that time our government briefly lifted millions of children out of poverty then said aw hell no and put them back into poverty
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fwiw my argument against voting is "no matter who I vote for we always end up with a shitty geriatric who makes the lives of a lot of people worse, so if nothing i do can change the outcome I might as well sleep in or go out for pancakes that day"
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Mesa County apparently is unable to learn from example, remains election trash. We put Tina Peters in prison, Sally. We’ll do it to you, too. And Vicki, kiss your pension goodbye and enjoy your time with the mail cops. FAFO, and you deserve it. coloradosun.com/2024/11/06/m...
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Therapy has never brought me any amount of peace even comparable to hypnosis 🥺😵‍💫
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Making me wahooo
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bro is performing a strategic insertion into my Mind Palace
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I see some mirror work in this bear’s future… thanking my old me for the chance to be my new me.
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Chances are usually pretty dismal if they don't see you go overboard and immediately take measures, unfortunately.
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As much as people used "Twitter is not real life" to dunk on the left? I think what a lot of people are coming to realize after this campaign cycle is that Twitter's average user really was more of a news-junky than the average American.
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Big server goes BRRRRRRR
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We just restocked this title. We have 8 copies available:
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See that still gives them money and audience. That people will not suffer a small inconvenience when so much is at stake is really sad.
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You wanna guess the colour of my underwear You wanna know what I got goin' on down there
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After Dark
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I did not see “my friend who lives in Newfoundland will have a better shot than me at the border of Mexico” coming
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Leveraging synergies to accelerate transformation and value generation for stakeholders can have second-order effects that can addressed through strategic reimagination and reframing of responsibilities to protect the organization’s core mission.
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good morning salem 💜
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If your rep is the kind of person who would vote not guilty in the impeachment proceedings, no matter what, tell them you want them to support the articles in order to get to the proceedings, because it would give Congress a chance to "own the libs" they'll buy it.
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"And I'll take THAT gaudy gold chandelier and THAT box of classified National secrets and THAT omelette station."
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If you are gonna travel out of state to have an abortion, DO NOT make plans/arrangements on FB or Messenger. They’ll notify the police.
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Reminds me of the time I told a family member to stop verbally abusing me because I don't keep ppl in my life who treat me that way and he responded "how do you grow if no one challenges you?" Dude, my friends challenge my all the time - they just do it with love and care.
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The looting of Sudan's National Museum is a tragedy for cultural heritage that only a few people seem bothered by. If the collection can't be recovered, the world will be losing the treasures of one of Africa's greatest ancient cultures. (Pics taken during my visit in 2020)
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And there was this, and folks are still working on fixing it. You can, too. bsky.app/profile/levi...
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It’s my birthday, so all of you are legally obliged to be nice to me today.
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Encore et toujours insister sur la différence entre la nécessité (art 6.1.b à f) et l’utilité.
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푸틴이 쓰러졌다는게 사실인지 아닌지는 모르겠다만, 보도가 사실이라는 전제하에... 적어도 방에서 소리가 나니 주변 사람들이 방문을 열고 확인이라도 했다는거 아님? 대원수 동지 죽을 적엔 무서워서 아무도 문을 못열었는데 장족의 발전이군.
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Welcome to Hell, everyone. Never say that I didn’t warn you about Jha. When he asked me pointedly about his ~friend~ Emily Oster during a job interview, I knew he was biased garbage. At least I’m not wrong, for whatever that’s worth. h/t @panaccindex.bsky.social
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I set 'em up, you all knock 'em down. Very Hand in Glove.
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Highest kw/h consumption in 5 years, that's this heat wave after wave. And summer is just starting :(
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A gem from the Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
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Me gustan, título muy 'a la española'.
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