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okay but how is this supposed to help me win at Balatro?
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of course sex is real and important, why else would people be so horny immutable though? isn't that terribly boring? I thought "lie back and think of england" was meant as a joke, these clowns really out here trying for some platonic ideal of a dicking-down
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Summer ‘91 could mean he took the kids to Truth or Dare and that was his inspiration for the John Barron phone call about Madonna wanting to sleep with him.
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I wonder if it's more of a function of the people here being different, and if/when awful people make it here, it'll degenerate into the other hellsite, or it's more feature base, whereas the same people are just not acting the same way here.
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We’re all hurting. I don’t have all the answers. But I know that things won’t be this bleak forever. I ran against a MAGA incumbent in a “safe red” district in KY as a progressive, openly queer, 28-year-old trans woman. And I won. Please, don’t let your heartbreak turn into apathy or cynicism 💙
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If your pitch is "You can buy this so you can trade it later for more money", then that's a sign that the whole thing is unsustainable because every single person buying the thing will just be doing it to sell it to someone else. Until there aren't any fools left.
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cannot fathom how someone has more than 2K posts so far on Bluesky. Wild shit
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NDR (NI, MV, SH, HH) Daten: datagrind.de/data/ndr_ni_... datagrind.de/data/ndr_mv_... datagrind.de/data/ndr_sh_... datagrind.de/data/ndr_hh_...
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How many cycles of breaking down and restabilizing have you gone through today? I’m on my third.
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is anyone on here doing age gap tweets about the film Oppenheimer? i bet you could get laughed at a lot if you did
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I don't want to scare Americans. I'm just telling our story in Ukraine, when we elected a pro-Russian president Yanukovych. He won by promising people Eldorado in Ukraine. Then he started appointing people to the government and the main criterion was LOYALTY.
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I am now and will be.
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optimist: the glass is half full pessimist: the glass is half empty game industry executive: I noticed another company doing a mug so we'll be pivoting from a glass to make ours a mug, a mug isn't that different from a glass just add a handle, gotta still have it released by Christmas of this year
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remember when a goon died in benghazi and sean hannity would have his mom on his show. pepperidge farm remembers
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The men had a woman kick me out, btw. She clearly had no idea who I was, but I guess the guys who knew can’t do their own dirty work.
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crypto bitcoin lost my pass password ethernet metamask need help essay writing graphics design designer art profile picture banner art lost coinbase kraken nft throne my shiba inu wallet dogecoin doge coin cryptocurrency account recovery buy sell trade i just think some knifeplay would fix me solana
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Oh, I have a certain appreciation for a certain kind of nun. But it's not in full habit.
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Good morning Bluesky. I gained three new followers here while I had to block someone on threads. One of these things is not like the other.
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now has audio system malfunction. Palestrina counterpoint reduced to tangled tape. Shying away from metaphorising the situation...
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Πώς τους γλέντησε έτσι
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oh yeah, i feel like a very fruity god
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"I'll krump with you sweetie pie..."
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I'm glad to see this dialogue, and that we can maybe get a grip on this discourse that's been tearing us apart lately. good on both of you for talking 🕊️
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Like on god I feel like recently I learned "I'm supposed to be writing and drawing these stories. (And taking on jobs that support that without eating up too much of my week.)" Like that's what I'm Capital S *Supposed™* to be doing. So I'm gonna really be drilling into making that viable. 2025
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all i want is to be able to sleep but all i can watch is these dudes in 1997 reacting to princess diana’s death as reported live on CNN
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they both were on the advisory board, she still is
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Stealth Assert Dominance
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I've said this so many times but coverage of the protests really underscores it: A lot of political reporting is just bad travel writing, nothing more. Feigning interest in a group or culture, only to write a story based on existing biases and stereotypes.
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I’m not sure what the Hulu to Canadian translation is but I’ll keep eye out!
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watch out, polar and oscar are looking for someone to third party!! 💥 #7thart #furryart
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out of context but I love the goggles
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there is a non zero chance Tim Walz has played, like, a lot of Madden
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ok I’ll bite. No, I’m not stuck here but the only other country I have the right to live in is the U.S. and that’s a faaaaar worse fate.
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Oh yeah, though it’s on ‘zon, the ebook is on sale for only 99¢ this week! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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hello, i'm still looking for a job, if anyone has connections to somewhere hiring an experienced front-end web engineer i would love 2 talk
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Totally possible. Election machine tampering and the false electors paper work seem like the easiest crimes to prove. A lot of the evidence was live streamed and the false elector paperwork was filed with multiple government agencies. Why wait this long?
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I'm just recalling facts I heard from a professor of sociology. Why where are you trying to go?
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Israel continues its fight against Islamic fanaticism by bombing one of the world’s oldest churches
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Faktisch ist das eine willkürliche Zahl, praktisch kann man einfach an den Automaten gehen und sich welche rausziehen so oft man will.
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cybercoop is here!
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I've only just started Acro Trip and I already love this masochostic failboy
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you don't need 200K followers on an app with no algorithm. Build your community organically by actually talking to people not through follow back nonsense. It's not 2010 and this kind of blatant engagement farming is gross.
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Here's a letter I'm sending online to my Senators to protest the potential inclusion of RFK Jr in the administration, obviously feel free to use what you like, or not! I'm including the text in alt text, as well as the screenshot, so you can copy and paste if you want.
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Gang-on-gang violence.
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Thank you 😊
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Thank you!!!
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Folks, please don't screenshot my posts on here to post on other social media. Please cease and desist. I'm not on other social media sites for a reason. Don't post me there. Thank you.
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I fucking hate Sinatra
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do you know what the name of that voice recorder website is
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when did bomb threats become the standard republican response to everything they mildly dislike
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absolutely, as they say too little too late.
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I’ve had hella weird dreams before but I can’t remember any rn
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That probably couldn't get published today
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I used to watch Will Smith punch aliens on July 4th, as an (ironic? Ish?) annual tradition. Then I switched to watching LMM and co., to remind me that the country was founded by messy humans. Now I watch movies where people punch Nazis. I’ll let you know how Sisu was in a couple of hours.
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Right, and I think we are staring down the barrel of an extremely awful, intensely stupid period where executives try to *entirely replace* a ton of jobs with LLMs/AI and only realize this isn’t going to work after a bunch of lives and careers have been ruined.
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Saying we've made progress but need to do more is a fair critique, but also some distance from saying the U.S. exists in the Hunger Games universe. (FWIW, I feel my East Coast privilege every time my mother-in-law talks about her Sonoma County water bills.)
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definitely feels like "immigrant" is for white people and "migrant" is coded for Black and brown folks
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bsky.app/profile/thot...
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geriatric millenials will be like "i know a banger album" and then use it to generate a unique monster in Monster Rancher 2
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i love writers. i don't really give a shit about streaming services. pay people properly for their work.
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I was starting to overthink a tiny detail in the comic page I'm working on and remembered people will only spend two seconds looking at the entire panel and stopped worrying about it
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That’s plausible, but they also regularly edit his insane ramblings into something vaguely coherent. That takes effort, often a lot these days, so it’s probably not a product of desensitization.
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ah shit actually just realized perfect timing with my twitter green account random walk thing
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"american countdown isn't real, it can't hurt you" american countdown: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7s4...
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"Tweet Like No One's Watching" since 2008...
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www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2...
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please.....a crumb of context
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but also lmfao
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place names and boundaries are fairly fungible in the long arc of history. things will get redefined, just gotta push when there's an opportunity to make the lines/names better for whatever the goal is i forgot what this post was about.
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Noted Austin immigrant and white nationalist Elom Muks is going to see a post claiming those new apartments are for the immigrants Democrats are bringing in for votes and quote tweet it saying “Wow” or “!”.
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If you want a picture of the future of Telegraph journalism, Imagine a clown shoe filled with custard stamping on a keyboard and printing the result – for ever.
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*eating a pirate’s ass* yarrr swallow me hole!
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Hoy es el día Día Mundial del Cáncer de Páncreas. Estas viñetas las hice un año después de que muriera mi madre de esta enfermedad. Las comparto todos los años para ayudar a visibilizar. Cuídenseme, por favor 💜 (continúan abajo)
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aah thanks
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I read this in his voice:
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HEADS UP The BOM is conducting routine testing today, Wed 16th October between 10AM - 6PM AEDT. Testing will be conducted on the Tropical Cyclone warnings and Tsunami warning system. Test products will be marked as 'TEST' and appear for short periods of time on the BOM website and app.
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just some thoughts on reax to Harris supporting KOSA: I don't think she's been misled, or "doesn't know"—she heard similar pushback re: SESTA/FOSTA, and voted for it. I do think ensuring that "Project 2025" and "Heritage" follow mentions of KOSA is a good thing even if it doesn't move her.
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It's much more efficient than the alternatives. Electric cars and even hybrids wear out their brakes a lot more slowly.
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I can probably go find one, but is there a guide on migrating to your own pds?
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Luckily the og user base was here to bend development the right way
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reminder that following @ap.brid.gy will automatically bridge your posts to mastodon and the fediverse! Lets connect these open networks up :)
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Doctor was in apparent disbelief that my feet aren't numb. Which.... I don't know what to tell ya.
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Seen some others do this, so I created a #RBNY starter pack. If I missed anyone, let me know! go.bsky.app/LBYFqub
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really good index entry here
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brother, you're in one
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These are just comedically high levels of corruption lmao
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This is how the British press reported on the fall of the Berlin Wall 35 years ago (turn the sound on to hear news reports from BBC and ITV).
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I've discovered that Reuters and NBC News are the only apps with good news widgets atm
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Hello friends, I hope you will donate to help my child get access to healthy and clean food 🙏😔donation link 👇👇 gofund.me/b8401e53
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you would be surprised how many voters know but don't *care* that it's a worldwide phenomenon; americans want their individual day to day costs of living decreased and dgaf if someone else has it as bad or worse regardless, some of that messaging failure can be put on harris's campaign
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You ever feel like we are truly, deeply fucked? Like every day? Or is it just me?
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That's a block. BE LESS SHITTY, ABLE PEOPLE. That "you can just" solution you came up with in 2secs flat? You really think we haven't thought of it, tried it, & have a reason for not using it? So you think you're much cleverer than people whose lives are completely unlike yours? Interesting. 👀
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thanks for everyones help i found a helpful chart
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well, instead of comfort shopping, I find myself making donations. I think I'm desperate to convince myself that what I can do does some good in the world
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I heard a faint whistle as the shadow slipped through my window, the blinds fluttering out behind it. Why didn’t I scream? Why didn’t I grab the lamp off the nightstand and send them tumbling onto the pavement? The one time killing was justified, and I froze. Figures. #microfiction #shortfiction
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What about King Hereafter? Also I have one of my loooong trips coming up so I’m planning around that too. Lots of planes trains and automobiles. Do I try to finish N before departure? Does Gemini come with me? Let’s see how broken I am after unicorn.
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Managed to make an automatic abort and propulsive landing system in JNO, should be transferable to any rocket with AG7 configured to start an abort sequence, and a decent TWR on the propulsive landing part. I’ll post the craft link after some more refinements
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