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Hello to hundreds of new followers. Eventually you will see me make a post that reads something like “This IMVE was radicalised by this AG/AVE group focused around hypersaturated neosexism and portable bad faith anti-Abrahamic hatred, which was typical” Please understand that I’m just Like This
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Der beste Ausgang eines femizids würde ich sagen (die Frau muss behandelt werden ist aber nicht in Lebensgefahr)
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I probably shouldn’t enjoy watching the dysfunction of our government so much, but I appreciate it that this shit show stops the GOP from getting more evil things done.
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@jonkyard.mas.to.ap.brid.gy test post again!
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Their authors and voters and supporters looked at two options: a) A law that blocked fewer abortions but kept more women alive or b) A law that blocked more abortions but kept fewer women alive And they liked the second option better
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my love for Mortal Kombat (1995) oscillates so rapidly between being a silly bit and the rawest, most personal truth about my conception of film as a medium that I no longer know which opinion I hold as more true. (probably the second one)
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For no particular reason, our bookstore is having a 34 Sale. For the next 34 hours, everything in the Crime section is a staggering 34% off if you use the discount code “34.” Yuuuuuge discounts! mzs.press/Crime-Collec...
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What's your 10/10 album? (I have far too many so here’s one that’s just on my mind.)
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Hurray!
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man, rock was swingin that thing like he was at the home run derby
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My glacially paced journey through Disney's animated features continues. Now watching Aladdin (1992). I think the last time I saw this was in the theater when I was a kiddo. #filmsky 📽️
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But we have sent print orders to several different stores and almost every single order is incorrect in some way: missing pages, it’s black-and-white instead of color, images are just straight up missing. It’s pretty fucking frustrating (again, I am frustrated at Walgreens/CVS/FedEx, not workers)
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In 2016 a guy a few blocks over from me had a yard sign with a hideous caricature of Hillary Clinton with the text “Life’s a bitch, so don’t vote for one.” Did I mention he had a couple of kids who were around 6 or 7? I used to see them playing around the sign.
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I'm talking to myself more than any of you at this point, but blocking someone who encourages death threats toward you is more like taking out a restraining order toward a sexual harasser than it is like sexual harassment. I have no idea how I let myself get gaslit into believing otherwise.
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크하하
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Yes, absolutely.
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i’m ready to go home now.
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Happy Pride
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Tomorrow is a big day. It’s national red head day
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www.theonion.com/bush-our-lon...
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#bskyhelp
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A lot of people who have never created a damn thing in their lives have very strong opinions about how creators should share all their work for free
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Damned, or destined? Fate has no bearing- b’gone, faithless stars
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I could not sit silently while an elected official who spreads hate and lies that are killing my community pretends to care about Internet freedom.
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Democrats are steeped in a system that favors donors, lobbyists, and business interests over good policy and voter preferences, and their weird insistence on a "West Wing" fantasy that people know to be false does them no favors with the electorate. People think ALL politicians are liars.
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I had this one time I had to get a medical test and I was stressed and my body decided to help by breaking out in extremely itchy hives. Thank you body.
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Looks like sports franchises are planting their flags:
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You've got fascist flags in your username you can sit this one out
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Aside from vibes and your whole “paranoid ramblings make me right” shtick, do you have any evidence Obama didn’t sincerely try to pass a public option other than that it didn’t pass?
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I hate to generalize, but I think it might be safe to say that there were two groups in this pool of sources: 1.) People that were intimidated by a boss that asked that you know your shit when you take up the time of the Vice President of the United States of America 2.) Women.
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Guardian: "Climate breakdown will hit global growth by a third, say central banks" OK. Or how about "Obsession with global growth will destroy habitable climate on which human civilisation depends"? Depends on priorities, I guess. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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damn
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like i still need to get: -nier replicant -armoured core 6 -bg3 (i may give up on this ngl...) -link's awakening -dragon age: veilguard
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My editioned mobile cube poem, To the Line (2023), is off on an adventure as part of an OPW Art Collection cross-border touring show. ‘Connections’ features the work of 60 artists, open at Farmleigh Gallery, Phoenix Park now; then Luan in Athlone, Down Arts Centre and Braid in Ballymena in 2025.
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You come for me like this on a Monday morning?
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NEW: USPS letter carriers tell us they’re sleeping in their vehicles and bathing at union halls because they get paid poverty wages. They were promised a historic new contract this year. Instead, they were offered 1.3% raises. Now they’re revolting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S61...
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... so pretty much everybody used a 'script' to do this for them. Routine tasks like logging into a system and getting you to the right menu were kind of common, and you could flex these script languages to play games for you. But sometimes you had to play more than just the game. That guy...
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Welcome
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Since I just added it to the homelab book, I thought I'd remind you all that in Chromium-based browsers, you can bypass TLS errors (yes, even HSTS) by typing `thisisunsafe` like a cheat code.
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Advertising tropes Repetition of message
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May have lost his fastball but if he’s become a knuckleballer with a circle change that may be good enough.
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can they add a “Best By” date to topical jokes this is my idea
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Lord of the Flies is a truly great novel. But it has little to do with real human nature, which is almost all about cooperation and mutual support. This is what happened when a real group of boys was marooned on a desert island: ...
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Imagine reporting on the most overtly fascist mass rally in New York since 1939 and this is your fucking headline and lede.
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and also follow up when someone quote dunks you just take the L that is usually the best course of action. actually no. our world needs more whimsy, always post through it
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Mast cell action has a good range of solid content. And there are a few other official medical/research society places eg the mastocytosis society. There are some less basic articles like this one that I've found helpful for more exploration re: marker testing www.degruyter.com/document/doi...
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@rickpetree.bsky.social good to see you here. I enjoyed your TL at the other platform.
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You expect him to resist meat and cheese?
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depression sucks in that it does more than just mental health, you tend to neglect things like dental care and the result can be long-lasting if not permanent very awful to fix
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You're making a guess. Meanwhile Biden sent phalanxes of cops...
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and here a mastodon user would be something like @Gargron.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy (user.domain.tld.ap.brid.gy) Although the Fedi —> bsky way you can set your acct to have your own domain as the handle here
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Thank you Google for discontinuing Universal Analytics, I'm really enjoying working overtime to migrate to GA4 just so I can replicate exactly the same functionality
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how did you become an aston villa supporter
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I heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord that David played and it pleased the Lord that David played and it pleased the Lord that David played and it pleased the Lord that <ERROR> that David played and it pleased the Lord <ERROR><ERROR>
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I love it!! Thank you!
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You currently have no block records or block list subscriptions in your repo; have you blocked or subscribed to lists from this account in the past?
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Are these episodes available as audio only, like from a podcasting platform like Amazon Music or Apple Podcast? I like to listen to stuff like this when I work. Would I search for "tribunate?"
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"thats right, fuck those nazis, i only pal around with the more reasonable repub-" lmaoooooosofuckingblockedsohard 💀
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Commission 💜⚡️✨ [ #art #commission #digital #digitalart #oc #ocart #lightning #elf ]
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Still waiting to understand what the joke was that involved a middle aged man surreptitiously pawing greasily at a younger woman.
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bonus Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent “We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?” “Why?” “It saves time.”
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Can I ♥️ this any harder?
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hypothetically, what if a seed bomb was more of a dart/straw shape that bridged the soil and sun across a thickness of asphalt, and was filled with rooting medium and dandelion seeds? maybe crabgrass or bermuda grass. something really aggressive + hardy that's a pain in my ass* currently. *backyard
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I guess I was thinking more like the labor sense of the word
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Grandpa leaning back on his rascal scooter wearing his sleeveless I Brake For Mall Ass shirt. Got it.
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I’m not agnostic because I am skeptical. I am agnostic because I require uncertainty and the unknowable in order to feel awe. Agnosticism is my faith.
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Right?! The Audio is just so eewwwwww too.
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Sassy.
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Yeah, what happens there really doesn't matter when random Tesla stan redditors will search for any criticism on every last subreddit, reply guy to it, and down vote it, so yeah, this will be about as effective as trying to run a dehumidifier underwater.
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trans oc
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why do the interns get their own endorsement byline? Ive been wondering
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Uncommitteds: we need more than vibes, we need policy that saves our families' lives Dems: say less fam Uncommitteds: hell yeah, excited to see what u come up with Dems: no. sorry. we meant like, actually say less. Uncommitteds: ...oh. ok Dems: yeah can you just actually start to say even less
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if I were the trust and safety head of a website full of pedophiles openly trading CSAM and saying shit like 'my pedophile rizz' and was caught following a guy who's literal job was advocating for a NAMBLA style 'what if we just normalized pedophiles' group I'd [redacted] or at least step down.
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One of my top five favorite videos on YouTube of all time youtu.be/XKH5Gd92k74?...
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Most of my close friends have always been women, no romance or sex involved. They tend to think and feel a little deeper about the world.
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Stop using that stupid AI social media site even for lols. Just set fire to a tree, it’ll be faster
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We're big on transparency and love all things open at @huggingface.bsky.social so we thought, why not share our internal mission, vision, and values with everyone? Take a read and let us know what you think! It's such a special place!
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Three. A funeral, a party (jacket only) and my wedding.
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So cute!
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Das Economist-Cover ist wirklich schlimm. Es zahlt voll auf das Selbstmarketing von Musk ein. Er wird verharmlost. Normalerweise kann der @economist.com das Cover-Game deutlich besser und verniedlicht Gefahren nicht.
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They stole away the May Queen before sunrise. Sent a changeling back. It was a fair copy, but they couldn’t get the crown right, and all it could talk of was silk and blood. Artist: Katerina Plotnikova #AskAFairySmith
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gonna tell kids this was animorphs
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“He used a razor and he would slice the Big Macs so thin that they would liquify in the pan with just a little oil.”
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Freust dich auf AZB, odre?
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still on my hot girl shit
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you have to post at least once a week with praise for Musk or you lose your social security.
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why is she like this 100 people say as they slam the unfollow button on my profile
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Bring back pedro martinez, i wanna see him toss a 70 year old man again
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“Not possible to implement”. I’m sorry I thought we were in a field where we literally at the helm of new inventions that never been made before and capable of doing so? No excuses. Engineers can do better.
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Oh shit, I wasn't expecting this and I'm psyched
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Oh no!!
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the important question isn’t “did Harris lose because the left is too woke?” it’s “why isn’t Donald Trump in federal prison?” We’re being subjected to lectures about politics by the people who held all of the power and let this dipshit slip through their grasp.
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The old tradition of marking your front door with chalk in what is obviously not a weird magic ritual because IT IS CHRISTIAN SERIOUSLY STOP CALLING THESE ESOTERIC MARKINGS SIGILS¹ is a newer thing to me, and I've only started doing that over the past five-ish years ¹it absolutely is a spell
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Just remembered "dystopian rollerblading gangs" was an actual genre of films for a very brief time in the late 80s.
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I'll start! I'm Carmine, your favorite Eldritch Vodka Aunt, and I'll be your hostess today. I'm a rabid lesbian who likes midcentury aesthetics and dead stuff, and I draw a grab bag of pinup, noir, and awful women doing hot girl shit. 🖤💀❤️
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I AM SAYING!
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My wife got me a copy of Sandman #1, one of my holy grail comics and I can’t stop staring at it.
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Jack got bullied off so hard the feds are investigating his company for possibly financing terrorism through crypto.
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