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oh damn that's a good one
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Man if this is Williams the Bears should just close up shop as a franchise.
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He does not understand the website he bought at all
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Have a great weekend!Lecco, Italy 8/2024 #alphabetchallenge #WeekIForItaly #Italy #travel ✈️ #photography 📷 #lake #nature #mountains
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Yup. Oh no everybody here knows how to have fun and that "cringe" is made up.
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this is your reminder that when using gifs if you click the alt text button a basic image description is automatically filled in for you and you can always edit it if needed
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Just incomprehensible horrors. Nothing makes sense about them, and that's exactly why they're awesome.
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A NYT article contains what should be a jaw-dropping revelation: Trump, through his lawyers AND IN WRITING, paid Weisselberg $2m to not voluntarily cooperate with any law enforcement agency; Weisselberg was later convicted of doing crimes while working for him. The headline and subhead are parodic.
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i’m feeling so very drained today, on day 3 of what was supposed to be a relaxing 4-day weekend. just used up, empty, detached from anything that held any meaning to me.
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One of the things that burned me up during the 2024 campaign was the constant "Look at the Stock Market! The economy is great!" stuff. Let's normalize not treating the world's largest casino as a reliable indicator of the real economy, because it's not.
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No no and htfn. Weird that a 34x convicted felon and sex offender is talking about "protecting" women.
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I step away for a second and then seeing the whole damn skyline on there 😭that ratio got ugly and he bout to be top blocked on clearsky. Like damn 😩
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No one thinks McBride is a threat to anyone. Pulling this shit only further confirms that the anti-trans stuff was never about safety. It’s performative cruelty to dehumanize and humiliate trans people.
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That's the enthusiasm I'm looking for 😉
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Got to break the rules and pretend this is one line: Too many bigots for my liking Too many critics, too few writing
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I guess I should add that he did not mean for it to be a method specifically related to science 🧪 More here: www.hup.harvard.edu/books/978067...
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My take on wolf beast boy showing you how good a service dog he can be ~ comm for @/n0van7 on twitter! #Furry #furryart #furrynsfw #beastboy #teentitans #goodboy
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I-No #GuiltyGear
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GuMo Mieps
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they hate death like they hate child molestation
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Man something in me dies when I read the phrase "carbon management"
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Loved that game.
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kristi yammiguccimane and tentin quarantino are both examples of hilarious names that make use of word play and pop culture
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School of Suck
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hacker: I’ve taken control of all your bank accounts me: could you put some money in there
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This is how you get access to the Prestige Genders
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If Jay wanted to be a 68X, he should have done better on the ASVAB.
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🥰 you're too good to me Capt
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Officially I think they’re still catching up with the concept of “digital broadcasting
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you'd never know it just by looking at him but this guy has written at the same place as virgil texas
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This is the blues
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Cinderella 🤍 #unikoart #NIKKE #勝利の女神NIKKE
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Du machst aber schon mehrere Sessions am Tag, oder? ODER?!
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This is thing sparking today. Teach kids to ride bikes presumes cops won't arrest, harrass, assault, or kill them. "Within a few months, police had stopped her not once, but twice. The first time, they brought her home in the back of the police car, which scared her quite a lot." That's all?
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Husband: Vyvanse kicking in? Me: *cleaned house, did laundry, Pilates class and lunch in the oven.* Yes.
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Idk Michael, it seems like men’s decline in college attendance rates might be because their IQ bell curve is shifting downward…
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Childcare is also ridiculously expensive. Every generation going backwards has had more of the attitude that someone will stay home and provide that labor for free. Maybe (hopefully) Gen Z sees that differently.
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Starts in nine minutes!
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I'm sure I've said this before but shit like this really gives the game away about how it was never about ~illegal~ immigration. People of color's lawful residency status is literally irrelevant to them
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For some reason I vividly remember hearing her on some podcasted debate in … 2007? … and thinking “wow, this woman Is the worst-case scenario.” Mind-boggling that she’d struggle to break the bottom 5 now.
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makes sense tho when you remember one of their "thought" leaders became such because his mom gave him meds to keep him from shitting himself, making her an evil dictator. Between that & seeing women as authoritarian gatekeepers of reproduction... Just a fucking mess of a group.
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every paper rejection is now a personal slight actually
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i find that solving puzzles improves my mental health and mood. let me push some blocks we'll be outta here in no time.
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@danieljowen @BBCBreaking Repeat after me, "Never use dummy data in a live system."
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Americans still using anything other than the metric system.
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Did you know that @effinbirds.com has merch? And that the merch is goddamn spectacular? Our curling team was kitted out and we look fantastic. Drop what you’re doing and go pick up some sweet, sweet Effin’ Birds gear. Be the best looking team in your town. Thanks for making us look so damn good.
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Agreed. I do wish we weren’t losing it as an adjective though… using “woman” as an adjective still rubs me the wrong way even though I have acceded to the inevitable.
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i can’t leave this group chat lol it’s annoying me
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We're about to enter a period of political, economic, and social tumult that will harm the most vulnerable among us, especially trans women I have no patience with liberals who want me to teach them to be decent human beings in exchange for their worthless alliance.
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Temporary, a result of overworked servers.
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And it persists even after republicans go and do what they promise they’d do if elected. It’s maddening.
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*someone omfg what I wouldn’t do for a edit button
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for me going no contact was initially powered by my anger and my petty nature and as i grew used to the silence i focused more on the people i chose in my life the pain us there but i adore myself to grieve and heal ultimately protecting my peace is something ive learned recently and its powerful
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The minor didn't show up on my transcript, but I did spend some time in DFF studies. 😂
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Oh man, that place is high as a kite.
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I’m not in textiles but I have observed the IWW put their time and effort where their mouth is with furry textile workers, FWIW
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Where were you the day Crowdstrike figured out how to secure Windows?
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A reminder that I created a Feed of people who post GoFundMe links for the people of Palestine. You can add as a Feed by simply tapping the ... button and "Save Feed" you can also "Pin to home" and it will appear as a new tab: bsky.app/profile/did:... #Gaza #FreePalestine 🇵🇸
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stupid sexy flounders
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Yeah. Walz said things that sound bad but were obviously just somebody messing up under pressure ("friends with school shooters"). Vance said things that sound bad because they betray opinions that repel voters.
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Three smokes, blast trap, spike mine, marine you brought it on yourself
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Haha, may I share my pet peeve? If you press Win-. you get a tool to pick emojis. On Win11 this window has a "Search" field: you type smth there, it helps you to find the emoji. YOU CAN'T change your input language while typing there!! If you use mouse, it closes. If you Alt-Shift, it does nothing.
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There it is.
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Because Apple is at least 50% a fashion brand.
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📌
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very much
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you are wonderful and cool no matter how you decide to paint the picture or how it changes over time 💜
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Freedom of speech includes saying “ow, you’re punching me in my nazi face”.
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Was auf Gottes grüner Erde ist aus Kindergeburtstagen geworden.
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Yeah, getting the ticker scanned.
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Sam Alito wrote a WSJ op-ed. No, that sentence is not a joke. https://www.wsj.com/articles/propublica-misleads-its-readers-alito-gifts-disclosure-alaska-singer-23b51eda
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my (full!) copy of the network is currently 401.87 GiB. yes it'll be more expensive as time goes, but right now this is costing me about 35 bucks. if i can do it, they can certainly do it
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fyi i will be wearing a shirt with a bunch of mushrooms on it. say hello i’m friendly
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*record scratch* "You're probably wondering how I came to be inside my ex-boyriend's closet with duct tape and a knife"
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You be looking gooood!
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twitter.com/misekissillu...
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I would crown you as “Green Goddess”
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TOUCHDOWN BROWNS
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Transitioning from Twitter to Bluesky
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recent collage
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Yep that's sick asf
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Your content. Recommended list?? US Elections. Engagement here is better now. Also Swifties just migrated, Brasil and BTS are here too. 🦋🎁😍
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Where are these big Twitter accounts that want to gain clout over here, I want to make sure I never meet them (NB: This is not an actual request; I probably have blocked some of them already. Just a sardonic way of saying I can't relate.)
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2/2 BlueArk promises to migrate your tweets here. Idk how perfectly it works. For some people, it may be worth considering. I'm also seen a person use this and make a separate Bluesky account just for their own tweets. I can't speak to the best strategy. It depends on personal preferences.
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I love it that an awful lot of people got introduced to Science Saru through ‘Scott Pilgrim takes off’, complete with its Priss and the Replicants karaoke session.
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I'm wondering if Europe will do a better job managing the Ukrainian situation after Trump pulls out. Biden has done little more than give Ukraine enough latitude to fight but not win. But Europe has a vested stake.
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"every day i am a bit closer to scrubbing my account and leaving" INSHALLAH
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Americans worth more than $100 million sat on a whopping $8.5 trillion in untaxed profits in 2022, a report found — money that may never be taxed unless Congress closes a loophole shielding the investments of the ultrarich
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TODAY IN AMERICA!🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Trump's Rally at MSG is a preview that a 2nd Term will be much worse and darker. Stop him at the Ballot Box, Nov. 5th. 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 I WILL HOPE PUERTO RICANS "LATINO VOTERS" HEARD EVERYTHING RACIST TRUMP AND HIS GOPMAGA EXTREAM SAID AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!
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That’s one word for it.
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I sure hope the people left at Bungie are unionizing.
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I want you to find a friend of mine. I must know if he is dead. His name is Bernhard Strauss. He has been captured, so you must rescue him. If he dies, you will be held responsible by me.
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IDK why it's so prevalent, but I mostly see cats photos with alt text. It's nice to get their impression, and I learn new ways to describe my cat.
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i ... so i remember 2016 and a certain other video release and i would not bet against this, but i would not just run with it either
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Holy crap. It only hit 16 million a day or two ago.
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i hope king charles decides to pursue the steve jobs method of cancer treatment (juice & magic potions)🤞
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Same country. Same day. We must stop burning fossil fuels now. #ClimateEmergency
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The lack of a Swagger/OpenAPI spec is a bit annoying.
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A lot of people On Here have been here for going on a year now, because anybody with eyes could see what twitter was like and where it was headed. People who have "only just noticed", or thought they'd stay anyway for "my followers", don't think you can come in here now and tone police us.
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