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Es sei denn, hochgehoben zu werden war sein Plan all along 🤯
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I dunno man, the fact that since making everyone extremely mad the WaPo has published like 6 more stories about how bad Trump is and how bad it was that Bezos shitcanned their endorsement _seems_ to support the argument that literally decimating their subscribers was the right move
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i enjoyed the variety in designs, seeing those huge maritime heads was awesome! the setting was interesting too, clearly based on WW2 but it wasn't just a carbon-copy. also the storytelling through the various details was neat!
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KATIE: It just depends on who they are. I love my best friend Rachel and I touching. Woah, I realize that sounds bad. Yes, I know she is very proudly bi and I am very quietly bi, and yes, we do get flirty with each other. A lot. And she has such strong hugs, and on bad days my happy place is 2/8
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Me every day with my orange cats
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Somebody Feed Phil is a very sweet show.
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Seems I've caused a schism of sorts related to colourful chocolate candies. Just wanted to say that I've had a packet of peanut M&Ms in the door of my fridge for hours now and I intend to have a well good snackem later.
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An aspect of Trump's appeal is that he gets off on social transgressions and attracts people who are the same. It won't be all supporters, but I bet it's a lot of them. Moralizing and appeals to decency will never work. The only thing people like that respect is the hard boundary of power.
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or do they only care when the people win tournaments
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fucking disrespectful, just dumping zero effort ai slop in the hog trough and expecting people to eat it up
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
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theres more bad ones than we thought, but there's also quite a difference between "mass murderer" and fairly normal people that just voted for one but wouldn't commit such acts themselves
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Michigan's offense is so, so bad. You have giant wide receivers, what are you doing?
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I won't be accused of making bland chicken with no spices
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😂
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Aqui você serviu
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new post: bluesky vs. huggingface for normal people jessbpeck.com/posts/bluesk... anytime i spend less than 5 months on a thing you know i have opinions. anyway, as always, feel free to argue with me/complain at me/ point out errors.
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I have to admit, "Blowing a microphone" was not previously on my bingo card. He's like the Golden Goose, only instead of Gold he craps out shame and stupid irrelevance.
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No! No!!
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We need live updates of your first group date with your new person and the customs broker.
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Zipsplaining.
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Filker here, though mostly a parrot (I don't write songs). See the other thread re EOA, but saying old fen can't have fun like new fen with their cosplay though *is* undermined by pointing out who started the cosplay thing, though. And new fen are just as likely to take apart cosplay as old.
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In secondary school I hacked into the IT person's account and changed everyone's wallpaper to a picture of SpongeBob 69ing Patrick
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Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries are gonna be regulars.
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we have somehow normalised the richest guy in the world being a 24/7 drug addled cookie monster who thinks renaming everything X is futurism
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Listen to Jeffrey Epstein Spill Intel on Donald Trump’s White House on Tape Released by Author Michael Wolff www.thedailybeast.com/listen-to-je...
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Eu vou comer vidro
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It’s a fucking cult. Palestinians are nothing but kindling to them, and I don’t think they even realize how many Palestinian Christians there are! Jews they see as useful idiots, who will one day be kindling themselves, come the apocalypse. More people need to speak out against this.
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I think it was in king Lear that he wrote, " I am crack, I ain't lyin', kick a lion in his crack "
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I switched dermatologists in 2021 when they stopped requiring masks as soon as legally possible. You guys are seeing cancer patients and not even wearing masks? Yeah I'm out.
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Oh.. I'm a contributor likely
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A lot of folks are talking straight nonsense for their own anxiety If you don’t have Black Americans and Black immigrants on your board And NEVER have how are you sure you’re safe Yall were the same people who were sure WW would fight because of abortion!!!
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I knew trump was finna win when they was talking about some BWC
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fyi in case you are wondering "may his memory be a blessing" is the standard jewish response to death but there's another, special one just for evil bastards, "may his name be erased"
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😍🔥
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So yesterday I was out and about and saw my first Cybertruck in the wild and it was towing a very small gas powered water pump. Remember folks, Cybertrucks do real work! 🤡🤡🤡 I mean... a ford fiesta could have hauled that hing
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I did something insane now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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“Local stores next to the protected bike lane have seen a 49% increase in sales, compared to an average of 3% for Manhattan as a whole.” (Among MANY public benefits.) Want To Make Money? Build A Business On A Bike Lane. #CityMakingMath
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Yes, for the millionth time, speak with climate social scientists who do this work and not climate natural scientists who don’t have expertise in this field. This chronic problems has been raised many times by me @katharinehayhoe.com @lisaschipper.bsky.social and many others.
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Comments & shares vanishing on my end 😭😭 Gonna come back here later
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Yeah I read theory
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New podcast about Navajo fight for water rights. I knew some Natives on their reservation didn't have water, didn't realize it's *most* people and even if they have running water, they have to haul their drinking/cooking water. And of course it's bc of colonization. abcaudio.com/podcasts/rec...
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This week’s gender goals
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I start washing my hands. Kid rushes in to wash hands with me. Kid: WAIT! You’re doing it all wrong! Me: ?? Kid: It’s water 👏🏽 soap 👏🏽 water 👏🏽 You’re doing it ALL WRONG! Me, looking at wet hands with soap on them. Me: I have water & soap..? Kid: #10MinuteMeltdown
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good to see you (this is inthefade)
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BRENNAN: Do you think experience is necessary? JIM HIMES: How far we have come that on a major news show the question we're examining is, 'is experience necessary for one of the most powerful positions in the land?' Of course it's necessary!...how is this what we're focusing on?
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Freyja:
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my notifications are useless 😭
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And one of the things wemre learning about Covid is that, like many infectious diseases, it wrecks your immune system. It weakens you. It makes you more susceptible to the next hit. It makes you more likely to have heart attacks, strokes and DVTs for *years*. Natural immunity *sucks*.
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Quite a coalition of GWOT ghouls Kamala is building.
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Is there anyone more annoying than “I used to work tech in social media and so I know tech better than you do”?
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Listen, America is a weird, tacky, frequently bizarre place, but the best of it is like Dolly Parton and puts that shit in service to the world. You do not mess with Dolly. People will come out of the woods and cut you. *I* will come out of the woods and cut you.
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I’m not trans so maybe it’s not my place to say but: If I was the only Black woman surrounded by dozens of people targeting me for harassment/segregation, I’m pretty sure I would say what Sarah McBride did and then I would hope dozens of my colleagues would stand up for me anyway.
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Hope you've got some camping gear ready. And remember, leave no trace.
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I can't imagine how much it'd suck if it was so severe it was always a problem, mine is so minor it's usually not noticeable.
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Free Sudan, Free Congo and Free Palestine! The genocide in Palestine must end. Apparently it is considered 'not nice' on bsky to talk about women and children (70% of the 43000 dead) being murdered during ethnic cleansing. Being murdered in a genocide is not nice.
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Ugh, going to bed, heard an ominous crash and… just lost a street tree.
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monicas keep slaying
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every time i remember he was my reply guy i get more and more offended because in terms of leagues, saying there’s a “vast chasm” between me and IMC doesn’t even begin to describe how out of my league he is. i am aphrodite, he is merely a grub under a stone aphrodite has stepped on
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Oh for sure. These two are just the most triggering for me lately.
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to so many people trans spaces mean white spaces and there is no compromising with them about it there is certainly no understanding for Black folks unless they token up and make themselves useful, dancing and signing off on the racism and publicly attacking anyone who challenges the hierarchy
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jira ticket for the long way round
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Ok so in short you’re amazing 🦈🦈🦈
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imagine you're trying to go to the store and there's people shoving cameras in your face. that's grounds for homicide
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As an animal lover I do appreciate RFK demonstrating that killing is not a necessary step in producing leather from skin
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This fuckin guy.
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Trump talking about his relationship with Arnold Palmer
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I hope it’s remembered that the first trans female member of Congress was almost instantly targeted individually by half of Congress and then abandoned by the other half. This is life for trans women even in one of the highest offices in the world! This is standard transmisogyny!
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This app's good for news & jokes but for checking on people you knew 12 years ago, you can't beat Venmo
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star wars villain name: Nissan Skeevo star trek villain name: Scorpiops Gengiskan
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I mean, if it were me, I'd put on The Princess Bride. (And I'm sorry it's covid. Hope you feel better soon!)
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I don't know. Following a lower division football club across the country opens your eyes to a number of suffering towns and cities.
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Penny 💔 Beautiful cat Sorry for your losses It’s never easy I still mourn my Olive & Little
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In honor of A REAL PAIN hitting theaters, one of my favorite Jesse Eisenberg anecdotes
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Pro tip: Using the phrase "Pro tip" in tweets makes you look a bit of a tosser.
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can someone please explain to me why ppl like eating fish?? i swear i can count with a single hand the amount of times i actually enjoyed eating that shit
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This thing? I love this thing!!
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Fell down a rabbit hole of watching Hitman speedruns and I don't know why, I haven't even played one in a while. What is it about this man that makes me come back one way or another so often?!
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YESSS ALGORITHM PLEASE SHOW ME MORE FIELDS OF MISTRIA STUFF
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[into walkie talkie] I’m not immature, you’re immature. Over
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(unliking and liking and unliking and liking into infinity)
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Jake Tapper earned the grudging respect of the community by debasing himself both here and in his real life job (saying “skeet” on air). Every other celebrity is now expected to perform these sacred rituals
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Maybe I need return to 12 hours NSFW scheme on secondary account...
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hmm. i bet people argue the high percentage is evidence of how upstanding everything is, huh?
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Würdest du mich fake inzesten wenn ich fiktional wäre?
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He’s talking about the exploding pagers. Unfortunately I’ve seen enough Bill Maher to parse his shitty jokes.
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Hurricane knocked out power, so no stream today. Hopefully they can get it restored in time for Wednesday 🙏
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i’m almost positive china’s biggest global export is adhd.
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💯 they’re going so low they’ll have to drill down to the center of the earth
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No...
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Charmander Turtwig Froakie
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So what do you all think is the missing ingredient from previous protocols like Mastodon? Is it just the network effect? I've always felt like there was something more than that, like they just didn't have content I'm interested in. I remember how I couldn't find instances to federate with.
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It's desperate to try and get the voting base of every blue checkmark on Twitter that's left over. What the hell are their grievances anymore?
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Normal people be like
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sending my brainworms into the universe, and only keeping the ones who come back to me because those are meant to be
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im so hottttt
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Ablaze sent me some comics to check it out. Really pumped to finally check out Animal Castle!
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Ja, das ist glaube ich ein ähnlich kontroverses Thema wie beim Tischtennis ob man frisch klebt oder eben nicht. Nur dass man beim Tischtennis anderen Leuten nicht übermässig das Leben schwer macht damit. (Ausser mit den Lösungsmitteldämpfen)
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