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Count Unicula! :3
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One of the most important precedents in English law is the Peruvian Guano precedent (from 1882). It defines what documents have to be produced to the other side in litigation. There’s mountains of judgements which talk about “applying Peruvian Guano” (aka covering the entire case in birdshit.)
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This is painfully fucked up. Ugh.
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We're hosting a bankruptcy-event at Howard Law School again this year. Register here for DREAMS: form.jotform.com/242805049973... Please invite your students. #bankruptcy #HowardLaw
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www.scientificamerican.com/article/long...
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x.com/CryingEmojim...
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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splishing and also splashing
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I wanted to love this movie. I really did. The performances are superb, and it has some great scenes, but the writing is so heavy handed that it’s distracting and…there were some weird creative choices. Anyone else seen this?
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In Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, a spaceship explodes killing everyone on board because the engineer who was supposed to fix it, rather than checking his work, uses a device called an Electric Monk to reassure him that it's fine. That's ChatGPT that is.
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Vanillaoganma, huh? I'll have to try that
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He’s a complete quack!
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Here's to a happy holiday! Hope you get to do what you want, get to speak to the people you want and share something with your family both chosen and blood <3
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And I recognize that like, 80% of their lyrics were just a musical rendition of the Terminator Readout that scrolls across all dude's eyes that reads "GIRL can fuck Y/N, Y"
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it doesn't actually break that often as far as i can tell
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Ok the kdrama “when the phone rings” started strong!!
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ATLA is incredible, correct answer! So many creators stop at the villain deciding to become good (read: kill them off) instead of having them actually have to do the work.
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Yes, this is the way. Candidates, public officials, and prominent activists must do everything possible to lead people off Twitter. Then media outlets will follow and see that Bluesky actually shows people your links and people then click them.
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awh :(
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IT WASNT EVEN A TRASH TUESDAY POST!!!! I WAS JUST POSTIN OVER HERE
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The husband sent this to me.
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hard
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i will not be using "cheekslime"
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Strong agreement. I only worked 2 hours on Friday and still this isn't enough weekend.
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when we were kids, we didn’t need to shut down a whole restaurant to pretend we worked at McDonald’s
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It's ridiculous they couldn't do better.
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where to watch tal filme bing: is availabe no prime video clico no link this filme is not available in your região mermão faz o seguinta vai tomar no cu então
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My cock is slightly larger than average; so in the transfemme community I'm actually quite small.
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Defeating Jason by draining Camp Crystal lake & bottling it as carbonated water
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penit on timeline
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[this user has been reclaimed by the earth]
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2/ First up, Jeremy Clarkson, who owns a 1,000-acre farm in the Cotswolds. When he bought it he said: “Land is a better investment than any bank can offer. The government doesn’t get any of my money when I die” - www.topgear.com/car-news/jer... Now he doesn’t want to pay the #ClarksonTax
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Thanks! It’s my favorite glaze ☺️
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What if you could order it on the phone
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I know it has just been 3 days of snow but I am over winter. Can he please pack his bags and let the spring girlie do her thing.
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Lioness is by far the most conservative media I've enjoyed recently
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Entrar aqui e ver a timeline cheio de kpoper e swifter foi a mesma sensaçao de entrar no twitter a primeira vez em 2010
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Never ever going to a rave in an abandoned warehouse.
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This isn't drama, it's a response to threats women have been receiving. Don't like it? Use the mute words function
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The lottery.
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I'd watch that
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I love it!!! Your dress was gorgeous.
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someone should go yell at aaron about this, i would but he was on one of those blocklists so i can never unblock him unless that account gets reinstated lol
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Ich bin 001524.9f32w0i5
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I beg ur pardon
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even the english with their "telly" and all
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howling at the moon makes me think of ozzy 😂🤘
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The Library of Congress has literally one gazillion public domain photos and illustrations that are free to use for your projects! www.loc.gov/free-to-use
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Do you have any idea how badly you have to fuck up a website to get me to exclusively post on one where I have less followers
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Labour brain is unfortunately still a huge problem with the British left and the best way to combat it is the Labour Party imploding rather than the tories tbh, the opposite will be a much worse outcome
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Happy 10th anniversary.
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i love when news stories make a bunch of claims and don't link the papers. given that i use it every day and it's very good, i tapped out after finding the main one, which seemed to find a 1% error rate in people with aphasia
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it’s SWer saturday! 🥵 for the new folks yet unaware, i’m Sinéad & i make porn + other erotic adult content! ❤️‍🔥 i can be found at allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💕 title of 1st new user this wave to send a tip still open! want to get my attention? 😏 ca $RowanOak9 pp rowanoak5 v @Anarcha-Dyke 💜✨
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Barney looked me in the eye and said "I love you, you love me, we 're a happy family" and shit stuck it is that simply
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See a butt, post a butt. 🍑 Been seeing a couple of these. About time I tag in.
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I'm trans because I am inevitable.
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It's the worst aspect of the car, I swear. Really wish they'd found another way to get the aerodynamics good without that wacky windshield rake and resulting stupid A pillar. The Cybertruck has the exact same problem only even worse, somehow.
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What is the incentive to run competing instance? I suppose to monetize it with ads or subscriptions. But then what is the incentive for users to choose that instance over this one? Better mobile app that defaults to using that server on signup?
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fisher não fala disso ai não... ele nem era marxista
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It’s a big month for Viet AsAms too: On May 9, 2016, the California state senate approved SB 969. The bill, introduced by Sen. Janet Nguyen, legalized the sale of delicious warm Vietnamese rice cakes, including banh tet and banh chung, as long as they were consumed within 24 hours.
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Not only that, but studies have shown that when people become homeless the drugs come later, it's not the other way around.
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genuinely one of the worst things that happens on social media i would much rather get nonsense spam in my comments than being unable to tune out everybody being so deathly serious about this pointless theater bullshit
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I really did just wanna have this done for everybody but the vets were all too busy. My girls are scheduled in january.
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its my understanding that the current labeling system we use just wasn't designed for it, at all, and it shows and it needs a whole rearchitecting idk if they have the resources or will for that. that's why we have the 20-labeler limit too
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You mean UUIDs and then indexes on all your searchable fields that project all the other fields? That’s not totally deranged or anything right
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there ya go
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COULD WE PLEASE PICK ANOTHER STATE TO DECIDE THE NEXT DO OR DIE ELECTION PLEASE? THE RESPONSIBILITY IS STRESSING ME OUT!!
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seeing the "nazis are better for the community than journalists" discourse on sunday:
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im on the suuuubbwaaaaayyyy
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The problematic age gap is not between RFK and Olivia Nuzzi but between the two of them and the worm in his brain (ancient, nameless)
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Welcome to the new Bluesky users! Here, the goal is to block trolls, assholes, and bad-faith shitbirds immediately, rather than engaging them, quoting them, toying with them, etc. It’s hard but every time I do it that way I am relieved and every time I relapse I feel gross afterwards.
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Bueno, bueno... no vayamos a generalizar tan pronto.
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Made a neat little encryptor for your files while using saferoom. It might work but I’ve kept the supported extensions pretty tight. Also has the decrypt function for these files. Should be in the footer of the saferoom main page.
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I saw one on an actual highway! I was almost shocked it wasn’t blowing up while driving.
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youtu.be/C4fHynCl3m0?... When Pizza Hut had, as their motto, “Let Yourself Go”…I felt that
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There's a bunch. Look for the PDX Posts feed.
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she;s hattie,
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Dang I was gonna guess Corey Brewer :(
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Plus the hip kids can be edgy and say they liked the SpongeBob creator when he made Rocko's Modern Life.
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Bluesky is now the #2 social app in the US, Canada, and #3 in the UK 🦋 On bsky, ~30% of y'all are posters compared to the 1% main characters on other platforms. Turns out there's more chattiness & connection when you have algorithmic choice 🤭
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Yeah, just throw back any GenXers you might catch, thanks.
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Want
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Honey bottles are shaped like bears because bears love honey. Now you know why gin bottles are shaped like Ernest Hemingway.
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There are currently only 22 films streaming on Netflix made before 1980 and not a single one made before 1960, with the oldest film on the platform currently being PSYCHO. I know I’m a broken record but: buy physical media, support your local library, etc etc
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my name is Erin too xoxo @criminalerin.bsky.social
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2/2 This makes fee-paying schools a sort-of tax on the rich, as lotteries are a sort-of tax on the poor. The rich are paying for the state schools they don't use, and churning their money into the economy for no bebefit to their children.
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Halloween is always when I find out a 25 year old at work is a parent and sends a shiver down my spine
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I was looking for an #Entomology Starter Pack but I couldn't find one - so I started to build one! It's already morphing into more of a list of invertebrate aficionado/lovers. Did I miss you? Aplogies! Reply to this post and I'll remedy that! #StarterPack #Invertebrate go.bsky.app/7CaCbMC
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Their own.
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Howdy!
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Because they’re accomplices, not victims. They aren’t the princesses trapped in the tower. They are dragons.
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appealing to the common man by having charles oakley extrajudicially murdered
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Twitter has already died many deaths but here's another https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1670508895658475520?s=61&t=uEk1-jwqUgniOwYHLPhADQ
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Wanna make out? I filled my sleeping bag with chocolate pudding.
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I’m surprised there hasn’t been a movie or tv show about Marge Schott who owned the Cincinnati Reds and not only was a huge fucking Nazi piece of shit but once yelled at her team for being too good in the playoffs and not getting the full seven games of ticket revenue
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I know PWEI’s Can You Dig it is sampling from The Warriors, but since I heard it years before seeing the movie, its hard not to think sampling from the song should be in the musical.
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There’s something extraordinary about this otherwise pretty standard Late Bronze Age axehead: A human fingerprint. A real, visible and tangible connection to someone from 3000 years ago. If that doesn’t give you goosebumps, idk what will. 🥹 #FindsFriday Link to record: finds.org.uk/database/art...
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she's so cool
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"wife bad"
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