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optimist: the cup is half full pessimist: the cup is half empty 2 girls: hey everyone, watch this
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been kinda cool to see how flagrantly corrupt things can get in plain sight.
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Well this explains a lot bsky.app/profile/moll...
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ぬす人の名を負ふ萩は誰(た)が心盗みし科(とが)にぞ問はれたるべき #短歌  ヌスビトハギの花です…
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the only possible explanation is that The Undecided Voters are a massive underground avant-garde comedy troupe
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Bsky could do the funniest thing right now and really make @estrogenempress.gay haters go mad
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Everyone is always so surprised when a rich gay guy is conservative for some reason
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Trump's election could spur far-right Latin American leaders to “sideline environmental protections, fueling a race toward unchecked exploitation,” said Natalie Unterstell, a policy analyst in Brazil. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/06/c...
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loving the blistering irony of being told "good luck convincing people who hate you" by one of the "please stop yelling about genocide and just vote" brigade
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Headlines might as well say "RESEARCHERS WORRIED ABOUT THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY THAT APPLE INVENTED SPATIAL COMPUTING" (Also if anyone cares about the content of the article its basically about the idea of VR being isolated)
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“47% of voters thought Harris was ‘too liberal’ so we have to inject more Hitler partials into the Dem Party” is the ultimate stupid person’s idea of doing politics. Just mindblowingly shallow and blinkered.
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Things have a suchness
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she is one of my personal heroes. She also basically saved the Herdwick breed of sheep from extinction
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RIP Tinu. You will be missed.
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Just like shitty husbands weaponize incompetence, I think white liberals do too. And apparently a lot of non-black people of color as well. You pretend to be fools when, in fact, you’re just cowardly murderers. Y’all aren’t even brave enough to look us in the eye as we bleed out. Pathetic.
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Updated numbers 181 people killed, 727 wounded in Israeli strikes
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I had a lot of fair, critical reviews from people who disagreed with my politics, or my position on free speech. I had some from people who felt that I over-focused on certain areas. And then there's this triggered dude.
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Sounds useful for UK folks...
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If they tell you not to politicize something, it’s political, it’s charged, and it’s ready to fight over.
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the New York Squirrel Thing has tactical dads Pissed Off
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maybe the right way is too spicy
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All the people moaning about having the private school label applied are the same people who moan about anonymous accounts.
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If anyone's interested, here's the schema—unchanged by my hands since the days @jopabinia.bsky.social and I were in the same classroom.
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Série photos de la part du Studio Senzal ⚡️🖤
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Money and inertia and the fact that Ohio's Democratic party has a hard time finding its way out of a wide open paper bag right now.
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Ep 8 of Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000 (podcast form) is up! "The ChatGPT Awakens" When @alexhanna.bsky.social and I started this show to dismantle #AIhype in August 2022 little did we know just how high bullshit mountain was going to get... w/ thanks to @ctaylsaurus.bsky.social for production!
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I think this is wrong, though. It's a bit "dodgy" that Bluesky has been funded by a crypto company, sure, but I think their promises of decentralisation are on par with Mastodon's (for example) just played out in another manner.
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Engagement farming is stupid and low energy, especially when we could be talking about Thanksgiving food this week. Like for Pumpkin Pie, Share for Sweet Potato Pie.
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Vcs PRECISAM avisar a gente se o 𝕏andão tiver a pachorra de responder... Ou vai ser uma voadora ou vai ser "confira os argumentos nos autos" 😝
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I’ve bought for my wife, but that isn’t quite the same thing. My taste has been guided by her. And I may be dumb, but I ain’t that dumb.
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A simple #art this morning. Digital watercolor done in Rebelle5.
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I prefer the standard approach of building a racetrack with a sign that says "45 please"
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remember how the guy who created sirenhead literally just posted some concept art and the entire internet was like hmmmm this is my oc now and then just ran off and started making 4 billion different monetized projects featuring this guy's oc without even asking him
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Cargo shorts seem to be a happy medium. I still see plenty of people wearing them. It’s like dresses with pockets. Just. Wear whatever. The trend always comes back around…
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"ah these RPGs they're so mysterious and strange" alright but didn't you all just recently cancel a life sim deep in production, botch the sequel to a city builder, and shit the bed on launching a grand strategy game in decent shape all very recently?
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that's just some leaves what do you mean
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Using the indominable power of the human spirit but ONLY to impregnate your trans GF
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Wait you got banned.. For what
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Camping this weekend (living out of the dishwasher)
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i wanna see a motherfucker six feet underwater and tanking equity on their shitty tract built suburban duplex , blowing through HOA fees while the pipes leak and budget insulation slides down the inside of their walls I Want To Watch The Landowning Class Feel Pain
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FUCK YEAH GOOD FOR YOU!
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David Lynch is a rare famous person to me (Dolly Parton is another) in that when he goes it's gonna hurt. Like some "I am diminished and will go into the West" Valinor type shit like we lost something
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Anna’s story. If I wait for Frozen 3 this will *never* get finished!
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need at least 100 unique words to express all the thoughts and feelings i have about lesbians
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All according to plan I'm sure.
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I have like 800 screenshots from 2020, pfp included
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OMG this is the best part:
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hehehehe tbh there is a thing called Asahi Linux which is people reverse engineering Apple’s drivers and making them Linux compatible, but ye since it’s technically ARM linux but more optimised (still not fully!), it’s not *great*. i also had cursor issues with it..
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I'm deadly serious. I appreciate the Koreans for their culture of gift boxes, and I love them that Spam is a very prestigious type.
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Being born is like having to get acquainted with like 5000 - 13.5 billion years of lore.
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HER: I love Bauhaus ME: *googling directions to the Illinois Institute of Technology* we have Bauhaus at home
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“A radioactive reputation can be difficult to shake. If I offered you a peach grown in Chernobyl, which has had 38 years to recover, would you take it?” Journalist Kate Graham-Shaw www.scientificamerican.com/article/can-...
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Good morning from one year ago and I took this photo of Macy getting snowed on 🌱❄️🐕
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I want a Mac
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It's sort of the same dichotomy as recycling, taking fewer flights, switching to an EV, or a heat pump. It's fairly well established that there is only so much an individual can do, and most climate actions need to be taken on the industrial scale.
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i’ve avoided it this long
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Happy to announce that today is my first day at Wizards of the Coast! Valentine is in the eye of the Xanathar.
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I have actually participated in an unsanctioned tax payer funded panel on this (me and some of my coworkers at a tax payer funded job were often bored and discussed this extensively) In short, you're right
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another for my adultbel series
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like this post if i should create an alt for my professional/academic life repost this skeet if it's OK to mix your personal skeets (mostly about farting and fart-related topics) with your professional/academic life
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not me im running the dishwasher as we speak
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if i were to predict blindly: this too will fail to be internalized, broadly. it's not even a human brain! it's a loose proxy for a brain! we already had good direct evidence for this line of thinking and people didn't absorb it
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I took the photo of this perfect example of my childhood "fairy tale" mushroom (I used to play in the woods and make up lots of stories) a year ago. #fungifriends
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Elon Musk has the politics of most large German companies in the Nazi era, the morality of a 16th century slave trader, the competence of a guy running a kickstarter for a machine to tie your shoelaces for you, and the personality of an obnoxious YouTuber selling merch.
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Such a striking art style. 💚
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Nem 10h e vi alguém igualando prostituição e barriga de aluguel Vai ser uma sexta feira bem longa
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An important read by @iamlisako.bsky.social who faced threats for speaking out against Israel’s war. “Suppression of dissent also suppresses connections between people and communities in a time of organized abandonment, a time when we need each other even more.”
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This green meteor was captured while taking a time-lapse to document the urbanization around the Skyislands southern in India. The camera was set at 15s exposure for 999 shots and this came into one of those shots.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BOOK IS OUT TODAY!!!!!!!!! THE LAST HOUR BETWEEN WORLDS releases today in the US (and Italy)!!! I have waited SO LONG to share this book with everyone and I'm so excited that it's finally out in the world!!!!!!!!!
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Look! It’s the Australian Fast Bowler!
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I stand by the philosophy that the max number of academics at different universities, in different time zones, who can actually find a reasonable time for a collective zoom meeting is FOUR. More than that, and you've got a committee that will die on the vine.
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But then I lived in New York for a quarter century and the only people I recognized on the street were Donald Barthelme and Fran Leibowitz.
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LOfuckinL
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The highlight of my year so far has been finding a roll of dimes in the Taco Bell parking lot. The lowlight has been getting caught in that bear trap
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starting beef with the beef man for more beef
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okay so i started a nice and titally normal chat in a dating app, nothing but good vibes in general. issue is: dude is a german-ukranian sort-of war refugee (i lack details on that) and i'm getting ready to either the worst possible takes in human history or just a cool and kind yet clueless dude 😬
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i don’t think so
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Wait? That's not the right way?
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What I wouldn’t give to have enough actual free time to write someone a letter by hand
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The situation “off-color” was created for.
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I don't know about the learning curve. For us? Yes, it was true. For kids now? Nope. They bounce between iOS/Android/ChromeOS and don't care about macOS/Win/KDE/Gnome/Cinnamon much either. They're used to different interfaces everywhere.
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A secret recording reveals how national groups, such as Moms for Liberty, continue attempting to change American #education — one local school board at a time. This is what worries me about the far right. They plan long term (look at how the GOP took over the states) www.npr.org/2024/06/20/n...
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Great!!!
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🥺
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Shouldn’t this have a content warning
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100% this yes
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Swifties leaving that place & joining bsky😁🫶
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The lefties lose election after election because they don’t play the long game. They learned nothing from the ghouls who installed their minions in the Supreme Court.
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Littlest torbie is still inside the loveseat i think. Grey just came out of there. I have so much PEM rn but I think I'll stay out here and be a calmer presence until everybody relaxes. Stripey also had a very firm establishment of boundaries with Anders thru the sliding door. It went okay.
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SCOTUS overrules Chevron, a massive blow to the ability of federal agencies to function. The familiar 6–3, with Roberts writing for the majority www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23p...
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u u u u u a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a 🐒
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🥺
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which one is the highest possible value
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that's like seeing the pope shitting outside of the woods. you know it's possible but to actually see it is upsetting
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that's such a nice compliment mate, thank you so much 🖤
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I've made this joke like five times and I'm going to keep making it because it's funny to me.
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An Allen's Hummingbird feeding from a barberry blossom at Arcata Marsh #birds
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I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the kind of content moderation I actually want, not the kind I think is flat-average best for society and I say ban the nazis but end demonetization, temporary suspensions, and other silly authoritarian punishments.
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It is very funny that every single contrarian "disinformation doesn't exist" guy is just a walking 100-day countdown clock until they reveal they believe the coronavirus was a Chinese plot to trans their nephews who don't think the article they wrote for the Atlantic in 2009 was that big of a deal.
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The mushroom bowed and declared me Queen of All Fungus, which was nice. 🍄📸
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