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How a Common Soldier Shall be Armed in the Kingdom of Chauncey. Should be true for Western Europe ca. 1370s-1410s as well.
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The floofiness is so epic ❤️
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I'll never not laugh at this visual storytelling.
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It's okay guys, it's just Fred. It's just Fred, everybody. You're good, Fred. #zombieskulltober #itsjustFredyouguys #falsealarm
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Asking my sleep paralysis demon if he thinks I'm pretty
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Agreed. But only Xmas-like Barbie image I have seen. I’ll delete it.
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Hello! I’m Amy and I paint space ceramics with pottery glaze. #PortfolioDay Holiday commissions open October 25th! Ordering customs can be scary but it doesn’t have to be! Check out my FAQ for some guidance & I can’t wait to see what ideas you have in store for me 💫 Amyraehill.com/commissions
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I felt this in my fucking soul
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oh nooo
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I'm noticing as much as a 2 minute lag from when I hit "Post" and the post actually appears. Not a crisis. Just an indication that systems are groaning.
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Charles lol. it's gonna be so funny if Sainz finishes this year with more points #f1
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Drop your most recent wrestling picture in your camera roll 🤼
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I’m blocking everyone with Meidas something or other in their profile. I’m sure they aren’t all that far from me politically, they just contribute nothing of substance.
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Been a long time since I posted these, though we haven't stopped, but with the large influx of users may as well start again. Tonight's horror movie roulette roulette is A Tale of Two Sisters!
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“Bread bread,” “Tea tea,” and “Sauce sauce”
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Sometimes you just gotta
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lmao
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Party in the front, mass murder in the back
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Vaccines are incredible
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Ich weiß nicht Mal was ich sagen soll und es ist gerade mal das opening
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O cérebro desse perfil ainda está ativando por favor aguarde
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“I’m really glad we took it out!” Ok then I clearly don’t need to worry about it 😂
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"DiSgUsTiNg ThInG tO sEe FoR mAnY eNvIrOnMeNtAlLy MiNdEd PeOpLe"
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i’m anxiously chewing a Huge wad of gum
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Mobile carriers, once neutral service providers, now function as state surveillance proxies. Detectives access real-time location data, monitor communications, all without warrants or oversight.
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Yes, Jews did not put up posters of kidnapped Jewish kids because they sneakily want to entrap the gentiles into doing bad things. Jews are not responsible for non-Jews doing bad stuff! The persistent reflex to cast us as sneaky manipulators and offload responsibility onto us is ... really bad.
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Cool, now it can be safely deployed against invaders to the east of you. 😎
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*A wife can't testify against her husband, but your "AI Girlfriend," hoo boy can "she" ever 🤖 www.wired.com/story/ai-gir...
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oh hell yeah variety.com/2024/tv/news...
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*Top people (and entities) followed on Mastodon. most-followed-masotodon-accounts.stefanhayden.com
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my brand is my Twitter persona, but without thousands of followers
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Zelensky: "We aren't ready to give our freedom to this f****** terrorist Putin".
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if refer to this constantly
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Dit gaat om een vervolgopleiding Ton, niet om middelbaar onderwijs. Je kunt niet zomaar zeggen wat dan prima zou moeten voldoen, dat is afhankelijk van de opleiding en de software die er op moet kunnen draaien.
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cursed list
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Just noting that the big new movie opening next weekend that is going to snap the bad box-office streak is...nonexistent. There is none, because of the strikes. Every Hollywood-in-trouble story between now and the end of 2024 should contain the sentence, "They did it to themselves."
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Plugging 66 extension cables into this
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We don't have to be chained to our past; there are so many things you and I can do to help the world, even if they don't seem as big as what we used to do. <3
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Eu, muito burro: Pá Né Ramos 🤡
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Northeastern, closer to Alaska.
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You said butthole. 😏
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open.spotify.com/album/7BuS0l... oh hey its up on spotify too go go go check yr other streaming apps lemme find that thing
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sigh, ok, FINE everyone, i'll be the leftist joe rogan. let me just give myself 3 concussions and i'll call bernie for a softball interview to find out if he believes in aliens.
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oh eu sou comuna né então eu tb defendo fim do capitalismo em todas as formas
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I feel like a Peanuts adult character sometimes. Womp-womp womp womp
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He does have that "frost elf in human disguise" look about him so I can award you partial credit
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Thank you!
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Ty ❤️
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My favorite one I’m on is “idiots.” Like you’re not wrong there bud
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i am not team edward but i am team robert pattinson
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More than half of the pundits and pollsters are fairly affluent white dudes with these kinds of blinders:
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We have certain battle scars. 😅 But seriously, it was one of the best periods of my life, and I have lifelong friends from there. Even if I listen to WWOZ 99% of the time.
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Good to have found you here! Congratulations on the move. Look forward to hearing from you again.
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Like, as far as I can tell, Nerdcore (classic or youtube-era) just hasn't turned out here yet in force (or they're not following me lol,) and it'll take a lot of their followers, plus a lot of the core creatives, to make that jump for the domino effect to kick in. It's clout & community.
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If you are already referring to your younger self, do I have news for you…
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Remember when the Democrats at least made noise about being anti-war, opposed to restrictions on civil liberties such as mass surveillance, and talked of supporting universal healthcare?
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namu kanzeon bosatsu
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@aoc.bsky.social can get fucked along with the party. She is the archetypical example of why this shit doesn’t work.
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Indigenous Spiritual Walk in Utah Protests Last Conventional Uranium Mill “We’re losing a lot of elders due to health issues.” unicornriot.ninja/2024/indigen...
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youve inspired me to scramble a couple eggs
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Hello, I am Ahmed from Gaza. I made this link a week ago, but I only got $25. Now I cannot bring Pampas and milk for my son. I need that money. I hope you help me and share my link. gofund.me/46ce1af1
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It honestly depends on how I intend to reveal the spoilers, if it’s a character in my comic and it’s important the backstories be revealed on their own time, I normally keep it private. But if it’s just an oc that im not sure if I’m gonna make an important project with I usually dont really mind.
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Sorry for the jargon. There's a lot of it. Bucking is cutting a tree to a preferred lengths. Schoolmarms are the "split" you are describing when a tree has more than one stem. Generally, the logger wants to remove defects for a higher net scale.
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There are still ~5 million ballots to process in California alone
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too furbait to be scimblo bimblo. too scrimblo bimblo to be furbait. the most tragically mid and forgotten pokemon of all time
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*on a soring break field trip, because Harvard lol. In my undergrad the only international trips available were organized outside the university and $$$ so I couldn't go (I did get to in grad school but only for geology stuff)
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So this weekend we visited the Billingsgate Roman House and Baths, and apparently there's a lot of mystery about why the baths were there and what they were for, and OH I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THE FACT THEY'RE SHAPED LIKE A GIANT COCK AND BALLS IS A CLUE?
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That’s a mighty fine kitty. 😀
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Epochtober Day 10: Upper Jurassic (Brachiosaurus) 🦕 #digitalart #procreate #digitalpainting #sauropod #dinosaur #epochtober #paleoart #paleontology #jurassic (still trying to catch up sry)
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My apologies for not living up to expectations... it's early on a Sunday out here.
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i think there's a google search shazam thing that lets you hum a few bars of the song into your m ic
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/Sean Connery voice "Jesse Plemons"
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What a fucking surprise. Why are all these people clones? Someone needs to tell them that you stop ageing the moment you take the bold step of hanging from a lamp post on the end of a noose?
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But the government is still complaining about immigration, I don't think it's going to get better any time soon.
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Survive and advance. #GoPack
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Would you join him for a snug or two? 🐶🤗 #FursuitFriday
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I'll follow my nose
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There were some really good attempts like webrings (god that brings me back) and some really bad walled garden attempts like earlyish AOL. More innovation on this front would be so good.
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Naturally her response to my lack of response is to get angry and indignant.
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we're gonna meet for some music tonight
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Kraft 🫂🌄
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Quick question do you normally let former IDF intelligence unit officers write articles in your paper about documents received from Israeli intelligence without disclosing it?
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Also, a good example of some of my gripes is one called His House. x.com/MushroomAhju...
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pds has really good uptime i’ve made my Pi restart every once every 24h which probably helped. i’m ok having like a minute downtime on bluesky to be able to keep up it up the rest of the time.. .. still not sure if i should migrate my main acc to it…
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dj buddies trust me guys trust me - #trolls #dreamworkstrolls #trollsfanart #fuzzbert #djsuki #trollsky
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“Certified Lawyer Boy”
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Man, how did Halifax miss out on the warship library? Our stupid architects just based our central library on a stack of books, like a bunch of nerds.
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I think it's on by default, but it's only part of the Plex Pass subscription, and can be turned off.
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thank you
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That gif. Damn. 🤣
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"Experts tasked with assessing whether the European Union should label nuclear power as a green investment will say that the fuel qualifies as sustainable..." Now all we need is for the politicians to act on...
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Several European racial genocides targeted white people, with millions enslaved and millions more ethnically cleansed in the process. Being white doesn't make one immune to the Holocaust or similar events if you are part of the wrong racial group!
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My art. (Sadly not anything based on The Rewinder. I love The Rewinder) #smallartist
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*walter white voice* Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business, or the money business… Neither. I'm in the cum business
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UT has issued a list of transparent lies tailored to the content demands of right-wing media: "weapons have been confiscated in the form of guns, buckets of large rocks, bricks, steel enforced wood planks, mallets, and chains..." news.utexas.edu/2024/04/30/u...
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This poor guy was tortured to death by the IDF. www.cnn.com/2024/05/03/m...
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right ritual wrong altar I think
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#MutualAidRequest Please donate or share.
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what if instead of terpenes they were HERpenes and they were just for the ladies
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