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Exactly! And I never could get the white parts of crocs clean enough, so they always look alike a cream/ off-white color no matter how many times I was them, lol.
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Given that you've a linguistics background, and lived there, you might appreciate this (Swedes mocking Danes) - with English subtitles.
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📌
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the cuddling pistols
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It’s really crazy how effective “what does that mean?” is.
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I think all public restrooms should be forbidden. Normalize pissing yourself.
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🔺🔴🔺Red Sensation 🔺🔴🔺 #stendhalart #illustration #art #drawing #artsky #artshare #artwork #tradionalart
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i am pretty sure that if you're chicago catholic your beer-battered perch and cod game is a C+ at worst
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is that what you think of me? because you're right! i begged for way less!
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i can't see how "the userbase got so out of hand the techbro kingpin who helped start it completely disowns it" isnt a ringing endorsement of any website
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Why are they telling me this I have already signed up
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Dow jumped +1,447.35 today. This is a fucked up reality.
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Rewatching Twister for what might be the first time since I saw it in theaters when it came out… this movie is such a smorgasbord of “hey, it’s that guy!”
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yeah i got rid of it a couple days ago :))
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One specific furry porn artist is probably responsible for awakening more people’s sexualities/gender feelings than most pride parades
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Sauber gearbeitet.
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before anyone swoops in to tantrum at me: i volunteered, i canvassed, & i phone banked. i pitched in & i did the work. i have every right to criticize the strategies that wasted my labor.
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PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN OR RESKEET!!! www.gofundme.com/f/save-noor-...
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Not exactly la dolce vita.
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I don't know exactly how the next four years are gonna play out, but this much is clear, the United States of America is gonna get robbed by a gang of billionaires in a way not seen before
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The usual gang of toadies are all over the British traditional media, sneering at social media as if we'd caused this circus. Rather than the archaic institution that thinks it can continue to lie to, and wilfully mislead, its 'subjects'.
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Que alívio
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I miss you, sexy lady.
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this server costs 75 EUR a month, but it's billed hourly, this is (so far) a PoC to replicated what brian did and see what changed since and go from there so it might end costing me a fraction of that. or if other people find use for it, get them to chip in for the costs :)
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shitposter’s ultimate sacrifice
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Because it's easy to overlook a function that only surfaces if you hold down one key while doing something else: To select discontiguous blocks of text, hold down the Cmd key in Word, TextEdit, Pages and LibreOffice on a Mac, the Ctrl key in Word and LibreOffice in Windows. (You're welcome.)
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pins you against a window and huffs all over you then draws a heart around you on the fogged up glass tbh #sizesky
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Walk with me for a minute…
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i would prefer a little forced party hat on the avi
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I can’t keep the code but the general architecture is pretty straightforward and I’ve built these for various purposes several times now, so the pattern is imprinted in my brain at least.
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#1 realest post of all time. you win
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$500 would make me stop crying for a bit. Why no sugar guardians take advantage of my adoption option 🥺
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Movies, audiobooks, I can check out a popcorn machine
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do these people hear themselves??? disinformation aside, why are they thinking about middle schoolers' sperm???
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A caterer (of Palestinian origin) that my wife works with frequently used to gift us a gallon or two of good Palestinian olive oil every year. I'm no connoisseur, but it's the best olive oil I've had.
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A website for images of high fiber cereals, call it OnlyBrans
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A piece I wrote right after the election and right before Bluesky took off. On leaving Orthodoxy and entering fascism. My story, and how it taught me to deal with what’s coming in January.
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I sense I am going to have to start having Opinions™ about procurement again and no one's gonna like that.
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AFAIK, it's an anti-malware solution that requires proactive user interaction to move an app into /Applications, which is a protected system folder. There also typically isn't an installation process on Mac, unless there are system files that need to be installed, in which case the app will be too.
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Wendy, we are probably relatives. My middle name is Quayle. Isle of Mann!!
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there’s no way you believe that??? there are a million ways to preserve things that don’t require piracy 😭
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LOL. LMAO.
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Dans la catégorie "je te promets que cet article n'a pas été publié par The Onion" gizmodo.com/stanford-pro...
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that was a close one
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Raffle prize won by @gustagl.bsky.social, his OC Viridia back to to her beach episode because I love that suntan. #NSFW #elf #suntan
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Spiracles 😍
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I see so many people here that I have been missing. I love you, comrade besties
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I'm glad some people have found it to be a good community for them I never had an interaction on Mastodon that made me want to engage more or come back. I was only ever told I was wrong and felt unwelcomed Having no control over my personal exp (server level moderation) was another reason I left
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I mean, it's mostly known for Clapham Junction, which is mostly not a destination, and isn't even actually in Clapham. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clapham...
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- Don't believe the thread count claims - Cop a feel in person instead
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Incredible light and brushwork by @adelltk.bsky.social.
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All it takes is cracking open your Mac Studio and voiding your warranty, but it's been proven that you can upgrade to 8TB SSD for less than half what Apple charges.
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#starscream #megatron #megastar #seekers #skywarp #thundercracker
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if you have no idea what I'm talking about, I know it sounds like your 20-year high school reunion is going to be boring but it's really worth making the effort to go
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Ich weiß es schon länger, warte schon ewig drauf, dass das endlich eingeführt wird. Wusste aber auch nicht, dass das bewusst verschleppt wird, macht aber Sinn.
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The risk in making exceptions to spam policy is not "one person out of the 20 campaigns you donated to this month might be grifting", it's "in a week the organized networks will have flooded the service with a million accounts pretending extremely convincingly that they fall into the exception".
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Who are you
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it probably is. you can probably narrow it to time within the last few weeks, and if you're the kind of person who tracks these things, the pool will be one of like five people tops. but still
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Chocado que o céu tá bonito hoje
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no more pictures of my current self. i'll stick to my photos from the 70s. sorry i subjected you all to that
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You're one of the better follows on this here Social, hands down.
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I make most of my smaller things in the breville oven. Cookies and bread and lasagne go in the big oven: small cakes and brownies in the breville. So easy.
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So cool. A great day to show kids and their parents that spiders aren’t spooky, well maybe a bit, they definitely deserve to be treated better. 🕸️
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thank you ;; 💖💖🌸
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I’m at the local pool drinking beer. I think my choice was wiser than his.
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I want a harder version because im a masochist and that means I get to spend more time playing this awesome game
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ai2html bit.ly/3R2ilw1 ai2html은 일러스트레이터를 html 및 css로 변환하는 어도비 일러스트레이터용 오픈 소스 스크립트입니다.
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @specialbaby.bsky.social 12
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Snoopy community civil war will be the first to be fought only in the air, between fighter aces
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Yes
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That seems most reasonable of her.
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Yes
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On this the 35th anniversary of 9-11 I will be retweeting a blow by blow reenactment of … nothing. Enjoy the day.
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Basically it was enough that it had Elon kneeling in a neko maid suit saying sowwy (he appointed a Brazilian X representative, and removed the hate-crime accounts, which was the minimum he needed to do)
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Good morning to this photo of Pittsburgh's Soldier's and Sailor's memorial in the snow I took a few years ago. 🌱❄️🎄
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We don’t know for sure they haven’t.
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the only way to make the meme better would to be to have graham and not lockon for it.
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i'm just glad America's not alive to see this
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📌
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I'm a member of the neighborhood Facebook group primarily because sometimes we want to give things away, or a cat gets out or something. There's a guy in our neighborhood who keeps posting about things he objects to and saying the HOA needs to handle it. We do not have an HOA. Folks have told him
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Jim Hawkins & Milo Thatch from Treasure planet & Atlantis ⛵🥹 #fanart #disney
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I'm doing so much deep cleaning for an upcoming gathering, and my children have not applauded me even once
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never offering invites in any other manner ever again
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Do you teach data journalism? You should join the club! datajournalismteachers.club Details: source.opennews.org/articles/dat...
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@russellgarwood.bsky.social
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The summer wave has really shown very little sign of waning. We are still at a very heightened risk of infection. This continues the change we noticed last year where we are seeing an elongated and protracted period where infections are high, rather than the quick peak and gradual drop.
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channel 7 is a gas, construction and mining equipment company... they won't ever be doing that sghl.com.au/who-we-are/g...
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It looks like @pkrugman.bsky.social has "officially" made the move over here. None of his recent posts show up on Twitter/X. #econsky #economics
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Mostly just hungry at this point but I'm doing way better than I thought I would be, that's for sure! Thanks beeeans 🥰
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Sam & Max Shit the Road
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not me, i love continually messing up and having to re-record the things i wrote with my own brain, it's not irritating at all
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The ADL dismisses thousands of Jews and major groups, like Jewish Voice for Peace, as radical. In reality, it’s the opposite. Quite similar to far-right Hindu groups who attack Hindus that value human rights and pluralism.
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they could speed this up what the fuck is the entrace music
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Aww, thanks. 😊
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the children yearn for kafka...
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the manosphere effect? this is incredibly scary
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🫠
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