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This is the way.
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Dann verweise ich auf meine Eingangsformulierung "Wenn ihr es euch irgendwie leisten könnt..."
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I grew up in an underground house. If are imagining something cool, climate conscious, or Hobbit like… stop. I grew up in a leaky concrete bunker with almost no light and a lot of mold and mice. It had benefits. Unlike the other two buildings on our hilltop, it wasn’t burned down by lightning strike
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Would love that, but if you stick with Threads it's totally fine.
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Stolen from a colleague…
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the arrogance of power
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shout out to women over 30
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Okay I'd say this was a solid like, 7.5/10 He's nice and sweet but since we have similar autisms there were lots or random silences, and lots of times both of us wanted to say something which I ended up letting him talk during. Unsure if there will be a second date
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Glad to see the Wall Street Journal report on this. If you'd like to learn more, buy my book LEFTOVER WOMEN, 10th anniversary edition out now: www.wsj.com/articles/chi...
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📌
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This New Edition song is like somebody described No Diggity to them by fax #totp
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RBG 90s local wrestling promo
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Gotta respect his pillow game though, dang
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At least they finally changed state law so that former prisoners can become firefighters on the outside
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I quite often receive mails with titles like "re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Top urgent!! Please respond."
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Thank you! Me neither.
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Couldn’t get these assholes to wear a mask during a plague, but now they’re going to embrace collective sacrifice?!
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It's Pride Month! Trans Rights babyyyyyyy #PrideMonth #TransRights #LGBwiththeT #LoveWins #pansexual #panpride #bikini #rainbowsocks #redhead #elf
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cheating the system: my partner works in deathcare and has oblique access to large numbers of grippy socks
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You know who won’t hear your criticisms of paintings that don’t understand perspective? Hitler.
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I'm never going to have a better use for this meme.
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Reject modernity, retvrn to being a Changeling from Star Trek.
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🫤🫂❤️
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ope just had to block a German 🙄
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Yeah well I grew up in a mushroom village, so I’m not really used to how you do things. We used big giant mushrooms as our houses. We used bioluminescent mushrooms as lamps. And we didn’t try to change the plan last second if the other person already made reservations I guess that’s normal here
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I never had an internal story to really justify this image, only that I wanted to draw these two together again, and also a generic americana motel. I wanted to write some kind of casefic featuring these two but just never got around to it.
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I don't love any of the terms for myself. Nothing ever feels like it quite fits, but I can understand how people are attached to them and object to being told to drop them. We just always seem to create new binaries for the gender database.
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😅😂 Eso, ¡que se busque una familia de influencers ricos!
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You understand that Jewish people are not the state of Israel, right?
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I specifically said that wasn't what I thought, did you make it past the first sentence? You're telling me the Yankees are going to take action against a season ticketholder just because it's the right thing to do? Light another, dude.
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i can think of at least a couple people who may see this post as a challenge and a offer 🤔 i really wish i knew!!!!
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Thank you! I’m not sure if I do it well so I appreciate it.
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this came to me in a dream
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do even more, drop a follow to my @lewnicats.bsky.social
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“IM STEPPING OUT OF THE RING” says man who has never once set foot in the ring!!
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It’s a fucking generation of entitled, whiney pricks who don’t put in the bare fucking minimum.
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❤️
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oatmeal raisin sounds like you let a horse choose what cookies to make
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"Understanding the role vultures play in human health underscores the importance of protecting wildlife, and not just the cute and cuddly. They all have a job to do in our ecosystems that impacts our lives.” How decline of Indian vultures led to 500,000 human deaths www.bbc.com/news/article...
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I hate to ruin this place for everyone, but tomorrow the house is voting on HR 9495, which would give the executive branch the power to--without due process--designate any org "terrorist-supporting" and deny it non-profit status. Call your reps now.
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save us dark mode google sheets 🤒 pretty please
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Yeah, don’t think there is a “give person MRSA” assassination method though. Might have been stress induced pnumonua
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Fondant potatoes, if you’re feeling bougie
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Well good, now I can sleep tonight.
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im sorry, sending hugs 🫂🫂
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10:40 A Lunch, stand up!
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I think I bottled up the touch starvation for too long lol it's just all over the place now. I think it'll probably retreat a bit once I'm more comfortable and get used to it, give it a few weeks or so
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👀👀👀
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This is partly why I'm really interested with setting up agents to interact continually with each other, us, and an open web environment, and see if we can come up with ways to get them to "reward themselves". The way they're built now, this will be "pretend", but maybe we can still learn from it.
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Now we're cooking
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"Hello, officer? I'd like to nominate a murder. No, officer. No, officer, I didn't say report. No, officer, I don't think you get it. It was really good. Can we get a plaque made or something?"
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This lady being an omega troll pissing mad ppl off on Linux forums (not me as a fellow long time troll) and noobs on /g/ keep trying to claim her
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I wonder if the reason so many of the tankies hate the pussy hat crowd is because normie Democrat women were a big part of why Biden won in 2020 which prevented the glorious revolution and 2) they are fucking misogynist pieces of shit? Sorry, I meant to say they are good-faith just asking question.
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I'm saying the debate has racist roots & exploits biases to drive an agenda. If the only place you can see a border is where the language changes then that's racism. Recognising that is part of the solution. Otherwise why isn't the debate about you and I moving to Manchester and taking the jobs?
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Hey, just a quick question about “any trans ambivalence,” do you supports trans people and their right to exist? Please don’t bring up sports in your reply, as it’s a negligible issue. Also, how many trans people do you interact with in your normal day?
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#GoogleIO : Google voit de l’#IA partout Gemini pour Android. Gemini dans la messagerie texte. Gemini MusicFX. Gemini VideoFX. Le moteur de recherche propulsé par Gemini. Et peut-être... des lunettes avec Gemini? 🤔👇 www.ledevoir.com/economie/812...
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Every team needs Bismack Biyombo
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Jesus Christ, this one is bad.
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It was a great look, just a quarter second too late. 🙃
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Ah, dur meinst die Zuschauer :-) Ja, das ist erfreulich. Paris wäre eine von 5 Städten, die diesen Wahnsinn regelmäßig machen dürfen (wenn sie die Mrd. übrig haben)
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ok well in my defence…
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Aí depende do lugar do céu azul, né? Tem 🦋Bluesília: seco e lindo, gasta muita água pra se hidratar 🦋Greysky (aka Essepêsky): cinza e chuvoso, gasta tudo pra se despoluir a água 🦋Bahsky: macho, gasta muita água no chimarrão 🦋Bluesun (aka Sunsky): ensolarado e quente, gasta muita água, mas é de côco
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bsky went little less addictive by adding folls Mastodon keeps up well with lots stuff @ginger146.bsky.social @charles-ex.bsky.social 2 with working api. have insta persons from themoviedb as html file to open fast in app
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All humans are dangerous, they can break your heart. 😔
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hell yeah!! roto-jeremy has arrived and conquered!
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Fantastic thread about how the availability of urban spaces affects ... well, everything.
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I hate white supremacy through and through. Yes I already know how other marginalized groups be fucking over Black people. I’m selective with my energy. I’m still not condoning white supremacy as “well you got your medicine”. Cause nah lmao
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Nightmare on Elm St. 3: Dream Warriors, Jason X, The Thing, The Fly and Monster House
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every time i remember the lesser ascian from the smn quests has more dialogue than igeyorhm i feel myself curdle up
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Fellow authors/readers who may know better than me: when you have a book that’s basically everywhere, isn’t there a link aggregator for where to find a book, like for your favorite bookstore?
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You are so wrong for this.
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GOOD MORNINGGGG music.apple.com/us/album/on-...
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Good god, I hate certificates as they are used today. Fun fact, they were initially developed for banks to talk to other banks. There’s got to be a better way.
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It's so nice to see the Jewish Doctors' Plot get a fresh coat of paint for the 21st century. And remember kids: Your paranoid conspiracy about Zionist doctors being the handmaidens of racism and White supremacy is "substantive debate", my contention that this is antisemitism is "ad hominem attack."
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I'm not particularly bothered by criticism of Christianity, especially by those who have suffered at its hands. We're a big religion. We can take it. I do wish people would be a little more discerning about what is anti-Christian and what is also anti-Jewish. Maybe don't mock the ten commandments?
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Andere haben hier Dates darf man auch nie vergessen
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This:
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i'm buying a massage tomorrow. i can feel my body shrinking
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Make them gone.
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While a lot of the jokes are based on things of its time (Duke Philips is based off of CNN's Ted Turner), a lot of the jokes and wit can stand apart from its time period, even the movie stuff!
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JFC
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test post for devs
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CAW CAW CAW
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Honestly, you're still 100% right that they need to bring more of what makes those chains better in Japan over here, especially as our fast food prices exceed inflation. 7-11 was in the middle of trying to bring some of that over, but the weak yen & raising interest rates make that slow:
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Like right now they all literally have the same most-recent tweet (which is how I’m finding them)
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Yeah. I laughed at the Onion thing, too, but let's not act like this guy is a big fucken hero. We all know how that turns out.
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韓国語、聞き取りが難しい〜 슬픈 이야기🥲
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it's too easy to nyam off a whole box of these, that's why i havent bought em in years 😭
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🧪
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It’s being flaky af
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I replied to the email and promised them we'd make an extra $50 in sales on top of the $267,000 they expect and we can call it even. Fire me motherfuckers, make my fucking day
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My ride to the airport is in one hour, if I try hard I might still be able to get Fava one last time before leaving
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Just horrific. This is literally threatening to shoot the messenger.
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I'm seeing a several threads/comments like "Cis people, if they ban gender affirming care, it will affect us too, here's how" And I can't emphasize enough that they do not care about consistency or reality. They don't care about "gender affirming care." They want to ban "transgender procedures"
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close enough welcome back 2018 twitter
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Weretober/Inktober combo - a journaling crocodilian. Dear diary, today I bit an irritating tourist in the ankle! #weretober #inktober #art
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SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut? GUARD: Nope. SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch. GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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Yes, same here. It was playful, delightfully engineered, and seemed built to a more human scale.
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yeah I'm considering some kind of HP laser printer. I'm through with inkjets, you don't print super regularly, they clog
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