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Captain Lazerhawk is good, but the fact that it has animal people means I'm contractually obligated to watch it all.
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Well, let's bungle in the jungle Well, that's all right by me, yes Well, I'm a tiger when I want love But I'm a snake if we disagree https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/1461496591722766349
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That DPOY discourse made me feel crazy cause they were prepping everyone for Rob Williams and then immediately pivoted to “well obviously it should be Smart” then immediately to “well obviously we have to move Smart if we want to get better”. Hot take whiplash
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Abri o parênteses e esqueci de fechar.
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Absolutely goated find of facebook marketplace
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Leaked documents reveal what the secretive phone unlocking tool ‘GrayKey’ can unlock 🔗 www.404media.co/leaked-docum...
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it has huge implications for how the internal politics of the party work, though
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love to be accused by the federal government of not personally having enough dual loyalty, one of the oldest antisemitic accusations out there. this is like congress passing a resolution saying that we all drink christian baby blood….and that’s actually wonderful!
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Eh. Nach meiner Erfahrung mit dem Umweltamt bin ich gespannt was diesmal passiert (nicht deine Baustelle, bin dankbar für nachhaken)
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Mine (well, my partner's, technically) has gone a little funny in the years since, and I need to take a look at it to figure out what's making it not reliable.
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Lmao I need this!
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This, along with having a book publisher under my given name, were the two biggest reasons why one of my friends was like ABSOLUTELY NOT when I told her I was considering changing my name when I get married next year
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I mean, he's gotta be better than DeSantis
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Waiting at a station. Whenever a train pulls in, my phone connects to its free WiFi (Thanks!), then drops it when it pulls out. WHY DON'T STATIONS HAVE THE SAME WiFi AS TRAINS? @networkrail
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Ich bin 1980 in einer kleinen Stadt in Südniedersachsen geboren worden, in einem kleinen Dorf dort aufgewachsen. Drumherum auch manches Dorf, in dem so viel rechts gewählt oder gelebt wurde, dass man mir und Freunden im Jugendalter auch schon mal mit Nachdruck empfahl, Partys lieber frühzeitig... ↘️
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yes
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i do not think even this SCOTUS believes that the Constitution contains a "the President can permanently dissolve Congress if they disagree on when to adjourn" clause
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Even though I'm not American my heart goes out to y'all Even through these darker days remember to keep fighting for what you believe in Keep being kinky, keep being weird and keep fighting for your rights to be who you want to be 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Your Society is what you want it to be 😤💕
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hahaha I have strong views on AI. No point in getting to know someone whose views are diametrically opposed. :) When I first went on Twitter in ~2013, I read every single tweet of an account before I followed them–trying to suss out unreconstructed racism, various phobias etc. Now? shortcuts! :)
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awwwn, you are sweet
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Ngl, Edward Cullen as your model/spox is a big get
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I think a lot of them are from Twitter. I went to great lengths to keep my handles the same. I guess also being somewhat active and replying to the big names on here helps? I’m surprised I even got over 100. Lastly, I definitely have gone through the followers list of folks I recognize.
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i checked all that out when we first toured the place because i'm nosy, it's just a cabinet under the stairs and all our board games and dvds are in there (plus the stripey cat when its thunderstorming bc hes a weenie) ill still meet you there tho
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i will not be buying it rn because i will get immediately consumed by it and i am in Crochet Crunch right now and i cannot dick around. i will buy it as a reward with my earnings
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This is my favorite lame- shop.kingarthurbaking.com/items/two-in...
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Desumano vei.
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I'm not a huge fan of the stern star wars but one of my buddies loves it and just put up 8B the other day lol
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did you huff paint before logging on today?
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Dracarys!. #HouseOfTheDragon
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Lyrics & melody by me, music by Jamey Jasta
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Yeah that's pretty reasonable. I'm mostly avoiding that because 1. I personally don't enjoy using colab 2. I think it's important for the students to learn to fight package managers. There's quite a variable CS background in my class and it's the first exposure for some of the students to them
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Learn to say no.
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genAI has afforded people sooo many new ways to humiliate themselves online. babe they're going the wrong way lmfao
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I really enjoyed Aliens Abducted My Parents and Now I Feel Kinda Left Out
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The Venn diagram of self-proclaimed heterodox thinkers and boring defenders of old orthodoxies is a perfect circle.
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Qué bonito la muerte. Precioso.
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I know I haven’t posted any art in like 2 days so here, take some incredibly FamilyWeb zoomed out crunchy bread crumbs
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I think the fries are just adequate. Now, if we're talking about what they consider "cheese fries," yes that's a complete failure on theory AND execution.
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Yeah. Guess we just gotta keep poisoning the well. ☠️
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to be fair to my dad, when he was watching the munsters and the addams he was only 5 years old
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Interesting! My coke-bottle glasses prevent me from using VR headsets anyway, so it sounds like floating geo is on the menu for me! 🤓
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I do advocacy for sex workers rights. We constantly get calls about sex trafficking rings, and it's actually just teenagers hanging outside in empty parking lots and homeless people sleeping in abandoned buildings.
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+ here's the link to the pod btw bsky.app/profile/rach...
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A genuinely admirable man.
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Same.
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Braucht mir zu viel Aufmerksamkeit während der Arbeit. Also habe Mal Hörspiele probiert und das ging leider nicht
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They absolutely will, but it'll be harder for them to look legitimate, since their handle will look very different from yours. Bluesky verifies whether you own a domain if you try to set it as your handle. (I got followed by a nyahallloshop.bsky.social earlier who fooled me for about 5 seconds lol)
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According to the CDC, only 15.3% of health care workers received COVID-19 boosters in 2023-2024 respiratory virus season. This is a testament to the success of right-wing dark money groups, right-wing media, and GOP politicians in politicizing the pandemic. It’s absolutely shameful.
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LessWrong was a transhumanist self help movement focused on munchkinry and then some of them wanted to munchkin romance and politics which got them into Neoreaction so the founder banned them and they regrouped with other outcasts as "postrat" which decayed into TPOT. TPOT is Twitter power users.
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I understand we’re having another spike of new arrivals from That Other Place, so welcome, here’s a celebratory fruit basket, please be aware that orcas are our national mammal here, they embody the “fuck it, we wreckin’ yachts” revolutionary proletariat spirit we prize so highly
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meanwhile, at the Paper of Record you can’t make this shit up, folks
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8. Gary isn't just unwell. He's cruel. Aliens destroy people by trying to control them. But so does Gary. This is a movie in which a bad, selfish man ends the world in a tantrum, and the aliens taking away their beneficial tech and leaving a wasteland is the right ending.
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Definitely would listen to Superstar DJ Keoki's Misdirected Jealousy album
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news?
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never good when that happens
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Bale will never love this down 😂😂
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i don't think it's particularly helpful to do the "and you are surprised why?" reaction to anything really but i think it's actively harmful to do it in response to shocking racism from people known to be racists because we should always reinforce loudly that that is shocking to us as a society
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literal pro-gaming propaganda
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watching the ducky try calculus is wonderful
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On my way to slice into dessert
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I always encourage people to call their Senators directly. The Resistbot tool is a great one to use for those who do not like to or cannot make phone calls. Text RESIST to 50409 to contact your Senators directly Thanks for the inspiration resist.bot/petitions/PM...
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fewer
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Wages usually don't just support one person. People higher on the wage distribution may also provide for children, spouses, or parents, who could all be affected by this.
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bsky.app/profile/did:...
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We here! #Blacksky
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Whoops said I couldn't make it before they even said the date
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Thanks!!
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Yes. The terminal velocity of a spider is well below that that would cause it injury when it lands. Mice (heavier) can also fall from any height without injury.
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From ancient carthage?
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There's no clever discourse that involves generalizing whole groups of people imo. Especially because people from the outside looking in usually do not understand the different views within that group and believe everyone thinks the same, because it's narratively convenient.
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“When climate activities suddenly paralyzed traffic instead of climate activists, the criminal laws proved to be ineffective.”
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i could bite a brick rn i think
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some time u just gotta
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Being self sufficient from 10 years old though, being abandoned in the desert would be a fun game for a bit, then a mild inconvenience once you got bored and someone just had to make a free collect call by saying “IAMINTHEDESERTCOMEGETMEBYE” when asked to say who the call was from.
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Okay gamers, I’m gonna start taking commissions in my spare time again. Please note I am not fast (unless you have a specific deadline) and these are not first-come-first-serve :’3 serenamidori.carrd.co
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I'm just so invested in the current system 😢 Will any of my purchased DLC and cosmetic skins transfer over to America 2?
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open source and free software is neat
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amazing
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i think a major issue back with xmpp was when someone's homeserver didnt support a xep you/they/they+1 wanted to use. not really analogous to nostr.
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oh i dont mean a sample on something i mean just before playing some song instead of talking about what its about or whatever just saying "have you ever had a dream that you.. that. you.. that. you could.. that you went so far.. that you could do anyyythiiing? :D" *opening chord*
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This is one of the best moments of next generation because Q is this omnipotent judge of humanity and walks into the ships TGI Fridays and is like “oh fuck she’s doing the finger thing!!!!” and no one ever mentions it or asks Guinan what this finger thing is or why she only runs the TGI Fridays
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it’s been a tough month and today would have been my mother’s birthday. I find myself at Grace Cathedral for poetry readings for LitQuake. Feeling like something was for once provided for me when i needed it, without having to fight.
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Netflix I'm begging you, has ANYONE on your PR team, any human person at all, watched Grave of the Fireflies? This cheerful promo pic is so wildly misleading, it feels almost reckless.
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Yep, we're all on the same page now.
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If I might suggest one friendly amendment: *become known as America's Ass.
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This has the energy of a low level real estate business manager who asked chatGPT to give him a list of "influential and inspiring women" and he didn't bother to cross reference the list
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Just need a new invite code!
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Make a band less Green Afternoon
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this is a very good point
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When you finally get your follows right, and people are active, this algorithm destroys whatever the fuck they got going on over at Threads. This has been the most fun night of social media that I've had in a while
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Don't let it end like this. Tell them I tweeted something.
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I do believe that a lot of what’s driving the hysteria around ai is a sincere belief in magic solutions. Yes there’s a lot of cynical wheeling and dealing, but I do think people like Starmer believe that tech can save us.
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Techbro galaxy brain on full display. Literally no normal person wants a mobile app to file US taxes
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Too many “cloud first” consultants and not enough “build your own” consultants
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…..JFC.
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skill issue (but also solving the middle letter really narrowed it down) Wordle 1,215 4/6* ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Indirectly. Similarly I enjoy the panic of 'message received 45 minutes ago' as a jolting reminder of how much time has suddenly passed.
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So much scotch
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you made it anyway and i’m glad you did 💖
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