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My fav part about randomly seeing two people meet for a hookup is when they say “what’s your name again?” 🤣
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I am #19,053. Yeah, I joined 12 April 2023. In the end, the team gave me maybe 150 invites or so? Not sure of the total. Invited SciArt, science communicators, concept artists, a few news outlets and comedians. Garbage and Chuck D follow me on Twitter, but weren’t interested. #YesImFlexingLOL
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You should scroll his Twitter it’s horrendous, but I think you would really like it!
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I cannot stop laughing omg
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This quote made me LOL as I shared it on Google Chat: Names matter, and Reader told everyone that it was for reading when it could have been for so much more. “If Google made the iPod,” he says, “they would have called it the Google Hardware MP3 Player For Music, you know?”
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brat is good again now that we've proved kamala harris is definitively not brat
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Top replies for breaking news on Twitter are so cool now.
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I STILL haven't played this game
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“He hasn’t seen his parents in 18 years. His dad passed away, and he was never able to go back and see him,” she continued. “I think people forget the human toll. You’re never going to be able to get that moment back. He’s never going to be able to give his dad one last hug.”
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As someone currently slogging her way through homestuck for the first time this is a horrific thing to realize about my childhood
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Yes. That. Is. How. The. Supreme. Court. Works. Supreme. Highest ruling. Original and appellate jurisdiction. I'm sorry it sucks, but it sucks by design.
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dudes have never rocked harder
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Realizing how good the curating is here, I'd been thinking, "wow, how is the average user on here so fucking smart and funny??" then I stumbled out of my Venn for a moment and realized: oh. It's...not everyone. thass ok "YOU get a block! and YOU get a block! and--"
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They could microwave them but those rf signals would harm rfk's brainworm
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So basically they're spinning up a mastodon server for my grandparents?
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Heeeyyyyy, Hiroshima.
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The way of the world, sadly
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sorry i only drink water from a sacred pond at the top of a mountain
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I miss fake Vin Diesel. He was like, all the good parts of Vin Diesel without all that actual Vin Diesel. >sighs and stares out the window endlessly at the churning waters of the North Atlantic<
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Wat goed!
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Posted a Superman! (yes, I’m taking a second bite of the apple.)
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you’ll be fine :3
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It’s a huge part of what people are missing when they are bewildered by immigrants in the coalition.
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45: Dashboards serve no practical purpose except to satisfy executive expectations that serious software should have a dashboard.
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The kiiwi farms accounts are rebranding to onion farms as their other accounts are getting immediately removed from the site. If you see an account like this one block and report it immediately.
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It will never not stupefy me that there exist people who sincerely, with some combined action of their heads & hearts, think that the number of Palestinian dead just sort of stopped at 30K for months, or who doubt even that number, who don't know how bombs or building collapse or starvation work.
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Thank you for the #artshare 💙 I'm Mirin with some of my sexy ladies 😊I hope you like them
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found this in my old photoshops folder
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recognize the abusers you are dealing with bsky.app/profile/redl...
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If hashut favored OSHA I feel like a lot of my volunteer laborers in the ash mines would continue uh volunteering @gigansprogress.bsky.social
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Yeah. I actually think this helps solve some of their onboarding problems (you get people into a group of people they'll vibe with, and they're less likely to bounce) but who knows, with how people are.
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Why would law enforcement try to investigate someone when they know with absolute certainty no law was broken? That just makes it look even worse
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please do not "test" this you rubes. it wants you to do that. it is challenging you "please give me text on which to train." you marks you fools you absolute turnip truck accident victims
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sorry it's wednesday actually. but htt to you
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I've never been one to "toot my own horn" but that's for lack of flexibility, not effort
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almost like someone ran a historically dogshit campaign
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decades-long manhunt finally ends
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I’m pretty sure this is not about Chicago public transit, but that is how I’m choosing to read it
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I’ll clap. 👏👏👏
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I live in Texas you fucking nimrod. Of course I don't feel safe. But a gun would do the opposite, because I'm not an idiot with a brain made of cat food.
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yeah - one of the things I like is that it's just postgres and the app side is just docker, so I can back up the whole db and the whole lot is portable in a few minutes of finding a host and re-launching
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Hawk Tuah the negotiating table
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www.wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-...
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飛鳥ちゃん
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I love the classic T-Rex
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You couldnt read a single word i said. Yall are a lost cause. Youre just lucky Trump is a giant piece of shit. Literally the only valid argument you have. Better get on that phone bank.
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😔 yep.
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bet
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They're letting the little kids at the daycare next door run wild in a huge mud puddle in the parking lot and it's the cutest thing
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IDK what you are all complaining about, you can always go to the north island and check out our new toll roads. Well when I say go to the north island I mean not by ferry, obviously, not with your car. So try Air new zealand?
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@artdecider.bsky.social 👆👆
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Japanese poster for 'The Birds' (1963) dir: Alfred Hitchcock 📽️
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Ocean was in normal place. Lost one was me
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Enjoy the last day of winter folks, it’s set to be a mild 26C
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OH GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MOO DENG!?!?
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Dear lord. This is awful.
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i don’t think we need to go on a rampage burning all bridges with folks we don’t agree w/ but if you straight up say you “don’t do politics” or care what your friends/lovers believe then i’m giving you the side-eye. you are clearly not a person of your convictions, at least not any worthwhile ones.
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have you gotten a chance to play this one yet?
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if someone is going to make a dramatically evil caricature of me, they had better at least give me a cool costume.
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At least mood isnt "smack my bitch up"
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They are wonderful pets.
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bsky.app/profile/numb...
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this is the highest level of articulation i can deliver when in the presence of a pretty girl
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Eres un hombre de bien.
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if she didn't like it you'd have to burn it though im not sure jet fuel can melt card themes
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So how come I need to consent to your terms to access this dataset but you didn't get the consent of Bluesky users to gather this dataset?
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hey - do you work for a charity and use google for advertising? If so I'd love to chat with you for an article or even if you just know how to use google ads, that would be helpful too!
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la estacion de hoy es lluvia torrencial, humedad tropical, calor, y revolucion armada contra el gobierno fascista
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Cmon over Okami, I gotchuuuuuu
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Please talk to me I'm pooping
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Heaven forbid the real @NASAWebb has this many lens irregularities 😂 #WebbFliesAriane @ArianeGroup
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it’s so tasty
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hey, quick question, how do you personally feel about trans rights?
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⚠️ BREAKING: Wastewater in Saint Petersburg, Florida has tested positive for H5 bird flu. Florida has no known active outbreak of bird flu in dairy cows or poultry.
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hmmmmm
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Would have to check their signups, but wouldnt surprise me
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I'm not owned; please don't put it into the congressional record that I'm owned.
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That's Life = old school National Enquirer in colour
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I almost feel a little ridiculous for saying this but "I think that 'Thomas Chatterton Williams' has a pretty classist take on this!"
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like overall visually and narratively a solid and cute movie but idk if its really like you know like award type quality
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Thanks for the tip!
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This hits close to home for me. Whatever else is happening, please don’t lose sight that science reform has actual fucking stakes
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You're lucky that you at least got to enjoy the reefs in earlier times! I have been to Maui (>20 years ago) but only on vacation. The hard corals were indeed memorable from then
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That phrasing sort of reminds me of this Dr Who story. Here's hoping for a different outcome than 2016. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Ci...
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Like: having done it with the support I was told would be there for me from DN (lovely, but takes 12h+ to get to you and seems to only have midazolam to offer, which is useless when someone is drowning), >>
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boneless skinless is the missionary of chicken
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My soul feels nourished just looking at this
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Because I can’t let myself spiral— here’s a positive no election can undo. Thanks to you, Curiouser & Curiouser is 61% funded with 8 days left! Let’s hear it for queer, dark, sexually explicit art. It’ll DEFINITELY be banned somewhere. (& I’m not stopping)
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Subtle. It sometimes provides amusement at "patriots"' expense.
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Please express your feelings through meme format
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It's surreal to think of #MikeTyson getting back into the ring. Last time I saw him fight was with @johnnyrobot.bsky.social and our friend Paul. We drove from New Haven to a casino (Mohegan Sun) to watch Tyson/Holyfield II for free on the casino floor. Good times and a crazy fight.
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No It's Worse
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I have a few different areas with them, some as tall as me and I’m 5’7”; they’re a staple in my garden, I keep them for the Carpenter bees and Hummingbird moths.
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This is a simply stunning Public Health failure. Half of Americans never think they'll get COVID again www.ipsos.com/en-us/half-a...
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October 26th in Ottawa and still picking fresh flowers from the garden for the powder room. 🌸
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hey Kaelia... if i post a pic will you be able to see it?
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you can play both of them for free. Iron Company is unfinished (and will remain so for quite some time) but the first chapter is a pretty well self-contained mostly-text adventure. also here's Petra (IC) and Elly (PSS) hangin' out
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Fresh harvest veggies and beautiful fall colours vs risking your life in ice storms tough choice
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