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I am over spending money. LOL.
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Starting my own record label, just signing bare man called Billal
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i'll admit i haven't looked very hard as yet, but vintage is gonna be the way to go. i'm looking at old darkroom timers right now, haha. THIS beauty doesn't do seconds, alas. This is a very early oven controller. the clock itself is mechanical
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With what ISPs charge for the hottest speeds 2012 can offer I'm sure a flighty customer could bail after paying a month's service, steal the router, and Comcast would still turn a healthy profit.
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What if they went canyoning would they be Daft Spelunk
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if bluesky were really an echo chamber i'd be farting into it and then laughing about how loud it is
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ker tits or ker ass? nah bro, ker ning
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youtu.be/_XUu3_pLPUE
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unnerving picture
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I was gonna make fun of this guy, but then realized he's actually based.
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I think a lot about the utterly dead wrong decision in Trump v. Anderson being unanimous.
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It should be both legal and socially acceptable to respond to this by yeeting someone off a moving bus
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obnoxious amounts, as apple does
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hard pass
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Many very good people would love to get a chance to fix the basic IT for the NHS, but unfortunately the sourcing process seems to favour a very specific group of suppliers on a repeat basis. And they're not the ones I would personally trust to do the job.
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🎵I’ve been to Abilene and I’ve been to Bakersfield🎵sounds like the start of a song by David Allan Coe or the start of a chorus by Dwight Yoakam. Edited to correct spelling. Gah!
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modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
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Mr. Trump please talk positively about any team that is ahead of the Red Sox in the standings.
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Yours doesn’t need to be the key building in this scenario.
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I’ve made the title less promisey, and the piece is already looooong and I’ve barely started, so I’m considering spreading it over a couple of blog posts and reformatting into a whitepaper-length e-magazine.
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You're not my real mom!
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Bruins politely waiting until I turned in to start playing like utter dog shit.
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*That would indeed be quite a fun pastiche thing to write, if you were somehow way into tech development, genre science fiction, and weird-Austin regional cultural development, all at the very same time
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So sorry for your loss. He was a kind and generous presence here on Bluesky, and I will miss him.
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🖲🖲‼‼Remember me as SAKHER , I’m not a number, I have a precious life that I value, and love to live with my beautiful family. I have dreams and passion, and I have dignity..🍉🍉🍉🍉 Please share my story and donate so we can live in peace 🥲🫶🍉🍉 🔗: gofund.me/f0e83804
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You have got to be kidding me...
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I wanted to hit someone the first time. I still want to hit someone.
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Still nothing about the Department of Ed?
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Reposting this because a lot of #boardgamesky has landed, and with it some trashbags. If there's only one acct you immediately wall off from your Bsky friends & follows it's David Leavitt. He checks three toxic boxes: Resistance grifter, boardgame grifter, & creepo. bsky.app/profile/davi...
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pretty wild how much mainstream press coverage just elides the fact that Israel's attack on a consulate precipitated this. the general impression to a casual reader at most mainstream outlets would be that Iran launched an unprecedented attack out of no where
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send* anyway, if anyone sees any cheap ones in used bookstores, i'm sure his office has a publicly listed mailing address. everyone loves to get a little book pakige as a surprise treat.
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What’s the other?
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Correct. The worst thing that I know about Mark Watson is he cheated on his (now ex) wife. Which I only know because he talked about it in his book and on stage.
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they do this after giving israel like a bajillion dollars in funding? after israel has leveled most of Gaza? are they for real? i mean, sure its something, but nowhere near enough, israel can still go buy weapons from others and they sure have some big stockpiles. its suspicious to say the least.
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Its not Friday yet but please I beg SHUT THE FUCK UP Cops are not your friends
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It’s the final countdown… mama is coming inside to make duck noises that will hopefully let them know it’s a nice world out here! https://twitter.com/Brodie_Friesen/status/1773424200805683326
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I have lost track of what we are talking about.
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buying hot butter off the black market just to feel something
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Do y’all get off on posting stuff like this? Should we be invoicing you? Kink is valid but you gotta pay.
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Geil rauchen 🚬
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Ancient Aliens? Tired: Aliens show up a few thousand years in the past to interact with humans. Wired: Aliens show up 45 million years in the past to interact with bees.
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💙📚
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Tem um escritor MUITO FAMOSO que literalmente tinha ORGASMO com rituais suicidas. Então não existe masturbação normal
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so excited to have portable heat. not cheap, $60 at walmart. will report back
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Wow.
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has polling finally become so obviously worthless and untethered from reality that it will be summarily removed from public discourse
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Me talking to my employers the same way I talk to everyone else. Double exclamation points too 😭😭
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the future is now
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Oh oh is the answer "by continuing to publish the kind of transphobia which provides support to Trump's culture wars agenda"?
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ABL has been quiet for too long. What do we think they are cooking?
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yeah basically the same here
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😂😂😂
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Falavam a mesma coisa de Led Zeppelin! Um abraço!
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channeling i can't do alt text for these right now. 4 images of abstract art.
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Yes. That was quick.
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Oh no! I hope you feel better soon.
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As I said, the thing is basically a test balloon for my little app template. You can find it here: https://github.com/badlogic/app-template Except for the publishing part, which is tailored to my hosting setup, it's pretty generic.
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What gets me about a lot of the Trump supporters is the belief that all the costs will have to 'other people' and not themselves, as this one suggests, and yet expect everyone else to forgive them. Reminds me a bit of the Nader campaign in 2000 to some degree. www.gocomics.com/nickanderson...
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little wake up nudge 😂
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Ours used to sleep together all the time, not sure what happened besides Rikku just tired of being smothered by Regis. When we would take them to the vet in separate carriers, she would not stop crying until we put her in with her brother, now if he even jumps on the bed next to her she punches him
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📌
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where will people exist if you don't let them rent houses in your neighborhood, you don't let people who might profit build more rentals, and you don't like when people camp in public?
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i start panicking whenever i see the 30+ thinking people must be mad at me for something
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2/2 But a compressed-air failure caused the first new torpedo to jam in its tube. "Right," said the captain. "Maintenance needs to deal with this. Turn the boat and head back to harbour."
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I don't know if I have the energy for this yet could you guys just talk about My Cousin Vinny for another hour
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Why isn’t the Veil Nebula the poster of an Alien movie yet‽
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AAANND the bike is being returned on the spot because it can’t support a rear rack.
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fucking delaware moment
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vamos fazer a figura virar real
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감사합니다 🥹
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I just finished using the Sky Follower Bridge. It works! It is super easy to find who has migrated to @bsky.app as long as the handle is the same. Profile name matches are less accurate, but I found about 300 accounts to add via the bridge.
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being both Pacific and Northwest, technically Alaska counts as part of the PNW
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Which preamp did you get?
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i think she is married to space ghost unfortunately
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Of which show?
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Can't spell client without lie
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microsoft teams (personal) is very funny to me. like you know that shit from work you hate? why don't you try using it to contact your ex from high school at their @hotmail.com email address from 25 years ago. thanks microsoft what would i do without you adding this to my computer
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oh god maybe it's a good thing that this is dropped at the end of the switch's lifespan [allegedly] because the stupid fucking "ermm muh titty boob sexualization censorship wokeiness" twitter discourse from braindead grifters would be so fucking obnoxious in 2024. it was already stupid back in 2015
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PRECIOSO!!!
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HELL YEAH. Mesa County MAGA election clerk Tina Peters gets 9 years in prison
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Y'all come chug 🤮
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when i was a kid where i lived in la there was a flower shop that had all the walls in ivy and the roof had soil and flowers i stared at it every time we drove by
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The centuries-old fact that Jews will be blamed for things we have nothing to do with and be at risk from hatred stemming from that has nothing to do with whether the existence of a country we can flee to if the U.S goes fascist makes us safer.
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Uncontacted hunter-gatherers facing threat of genocide because of minerals mining, claims report
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How much of European public and private services is operating on US tech right now?
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O dia em que ela falou que comida francesa não combinava com a quebrada.
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출근길. 티피컬한 부슬비 내리는 시애틀의 흐린 하늘 너머로 보이는 퀸앤 언덕과 독사같은 블루베리…
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Honestly think a lot of people will sit this one out. Like why would I do that to my brain. What purpose is there?
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Hmmm www.mediaite.com/politics/exa...
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thanks bud 🖤
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I know we are a continent apart but I wish you and your man would visit.
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😂😂😂
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Most accounts can’t give you hard-hitting sports and legal coverage that combines astute analysis with biting satire. Most accounts are afraid.
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This would've been my theme song when I worked at PwC & had to go to work parties 🤣 I used to take breaks from the party & listen to music in my earbuds in the bathroom or outside just to get away & recharge for another 15-20 minute session of the culture open.spotify.com/track/5srKMw...
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