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because u showed up
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A full room with 9.5 foot ceilings. I’m going to see how I feel when I get back from vacation the week after next.
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you know what? fuck you *is super nice to you anyway making you feel guilty for being mean*
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This site is wonderful https://pinout.xyz
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This Google report is really perplexing. It purports to document cyberattacks post 10/7. But it only covers those against US/Israel. No mention of attacks against Palestine. Even as US/Israel has extremely sophisticated capabilities. blog.google/technology/s...
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Lo fácil que parece, lo rápido que se olvida. Gracias por recordárnoslo 🫂💙
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Me sentindo muito mal pq o bluesky caiu e eu to tendo q usar o twitter
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Me, starting to look at the "Sacred Military Constantinian Order of Saint George": "You know, I'm not sure this would meet the Article 1 test." Me, two minutes later: "OK, pretty clearly does meet the test."
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💙🖤 #bluearchive #ブルアカ
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“em vez de produzirem só um determinado tipo de produto, eles respeitam as épocas dos alimentos e fazem rotação de culturas. Isso ajudou a brecar a erosão e, consequentemente, a perda de fertilidade.”
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I'm not of the position that the judge should be able to arbitrarily assign the amount. It should be a fixed percentage range that the judge has the discretion to operate within.
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Feels a bit unfair, unless they also make Apple sell off iOS, MacOS and safari. In fact, the latter makes more sense because Apple makes hardware. For Google, search is their business. Hardware is a sideline.
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Gonna start focusing on the little picture
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Enjoyed this Popbitch item so much that I spent far too long finding the original wiped-from-the-internet MailOnline original and I can't stop cackling.
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twitter.com/karikurakura...
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Le nom de ce machin me faire bien rire
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If you're a Twitter artist worried about how you'll be discovered without An Algorithm™, you gotta go back to hashtags. Like how people found posts on Twitter before IT had an algorithm. Think about what communities/subcultures your intended audience belongs to, and hashtag
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Shafiqah’s death shook me. The Internet really will pay performative lip service to marginalized people’s words and thoughts while simultaneously watching us die in slow motion
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THE NEUROTYPS ARE THE ONES REFUSING TO KEEP THEIR GODDAMNED CARTS TO THE SIDE OF THE ISLE. ALL US TWITCHY WEIRDOS SEE THE FUCKING MATRIX IN THE CEREAL SECTION.
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uploading my brain to a synthetic body of my own design is my dream tech-bros ruined tech for me, now i only want to return to pre-industrial times
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To become a better poster or person, surround yourself with those who have the traits you wish to emulate You may not have come up with "she slorp and jork me in a manner most jubilant" but you can do just as well one day
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Technically if both your parents are monogamous, you could have safe sex with your dad without protection and have no chance of getting an STD
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The emperor sets all his tweets to "Everybody can reply," as a matter of ancient custom. This, of course, does not mean you should reply to him. There are formalities to be observed.
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BREAKING: In a 6-3 vote, SCOTUS has issued a ruling that they say can't be used as precedent: Donald J Trump has won the 2000 election
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Is there any lesson to be taken from the French moderate liberal and left earnestly trying to cooperate and help one another defeat a reactionary threat to democracy? Yes there is, until anyone one degree off from my personal political leanings pisses me off over anything, and I mean anything.
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This is when you buy a new pen for every new ink well - never have enough of both, right?
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. CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays! ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast. CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay. ME: But eggs are chickens, right? CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch. ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born? CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
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New
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Sounds like you have a problem with microwaved Italian food lol
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let’s all be rich then they will accept us
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AI jocks taut that generative AI lowers the barrier to art creation when lowering barriers looks more like better art courses in public schools and free art museum entry. Remove the mysticism surrounding "talent" and actually give people the space and encouragement to develop skills.
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what then??
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Did I imagine the direct reference to God in the original post? Chill. You're having conversations with strangers about masturbation, so maybe don't get your knickers in a twist 🙄
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Y'all should do secret Santa Mcms😂
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Just more tooling so if @apple.com, for example, wanted to post a few minutes of an ad or so, and wanted to schedule it in advance they could do so - but it wouldn’t be forced in discover or anything like an ad, only show if you’re recommended it naturally or you already follow them
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allowing worms to eat my brain to become more respected in society
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the trump campaign is basically poised to do a charlottesville to springfield (gift link)
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I’m bored so reading documentation of Solana and smart contracts and liquidity pools and I’m just like who the hell wrote these developer documentation? Jesus christ
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I come home to this every day
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It’s okay because I’m not getting caught up in the madness this year. I refuse. I’ma show up with two pies and an appetite like everyone else 😂
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Haha back when academics could be lazy and only publish one or two important papers for a career and have alcohol in their offices for all the day drinking. Sounds like a glorious time - via that framing.
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I love women
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I feel...insulted?
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☑️
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FUCK YES WE LOVE SUPPORTIVE PARENTS. I wouldn't be where I am if my parents weren't supportive!
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Caz I am so tired.
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Pet wallpaper is the greatest. Here’s my former pooch Oliver on mine. 😀
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@c0ffin.bsky.social
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it's so cool how i just thought of a random word when i made my bluesky account and now that's my name with an entire fried group
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I read "roku" in this post as "goku" and I was so disappointed by the screenshot
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UK to halt exports of some arms to Israel citing possible law breaches https://www.ft.com/content/bac169fb-4d28-4729-85e8-a13a197b0368
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So you would instead prefer a genocide continuing, trumps son in law profiting from that same genocide, and American citizens being deported for supporting Palestine?
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Giuliani knows Haitians because he "wanted to be a Catholic priest." To his credit, he does appear to have taken a recent vow of poverty.
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10mil+ users now & video/gif support. Ghost town, it absolutely ain't.
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Get your abortion pills now (link corrected) www.plancpills.org
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Still?! They really don't have anything better to do. For my part, it changed my view from having a slightly morbid interest in who it may have been to only thinking about the victims and their lives. So, thank you.
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I was playing Zomboid. I'm trying to write and script things. I'm mostly flitting between thirty different tabs because my brain is just a hive of bees.
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One fun thing is that you will def see one word more frequently on Fridays. IYKYK.
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Er: ah okay ja ich frag nur, dann kann ich das achten wenn ich's weiß Ich: 👀 👀 👀
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the tradition of talking about the election with @eyepatchguy.bsky.social so that our partners will not be subjected to niche bullshit. conversations so different. Daniel: "Where do I need to go vote?" Ty: "I saw this thing in the news" Colin: "Look, Jen, if it came from Selzer you can trust it"
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i do not have the time to explain to you why a marginalized population with high rates of depression should not have access to a gun
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the funniest thing about steven universe fandom was how people for real acted like you were a bad person for not liking steven
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My current pound-these-songs-into-the-ground obsession is the Loki Season 1 soundtrack. Some of the best scoring in the MCU.
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Thank you for inadvertently giving me this evening's chill-out soundtrack
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Minha xará
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Friend: “I’m going to the store, do you need anything?” Me: “I need the Cunt Punt You In the Nuts Doritos please.”
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i originally did but i didn't want to invite all of philly to yell at me
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My God, Walz used the F-word* in a speech!!! *fascism www.youtube.com/shorts/8SWaG...
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The Republican Party is completely f'ed up bluevirginia.us/2024/06/frid... h/t @djrothkopf
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I’ve heard some variation of this so many times, it really makes me sad for the future of humanity. “Can’t test positive if I don’t test! Hahaha!” *beats gorilla chest*
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you are speaking to an expert in the field. learn to love your local dispensary
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It is critical that, if you are a US citizen, you check your voter registration every so often. I check mine every two weeks in the lead-up to an election, because the GOP is very sneaky about removing people with little fanfare. Go here: vote.gov/register/ to check. I'm good. For now.
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my cats when i've been looking at my phone in bed for ten minutes instead of getting up to feed them breakfast
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like props, which feels like a hell of freudian slip
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this list is growing rapidly jfc
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very interesting why the DID specifically? i was thinking it could live in the repos
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I can’t seem to get sonny moore out of my head. i guess i have a skrill issue
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Medo
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Keyboard Warriors for Christ, right? I’m sure that itinerant brown skinned rabbi from Nazareth would really appreciate the peace you’re sharing. Good luck.
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can someone build a fandom.com thats not total shit? thanks
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Trump has drafted an executive order that could result in a purge of generals www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
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Yall see it right?
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My dad is a Maga type (not belligerent though) and is volunteering to be a poll worker. I'm really hoping this opens his eyes a bit. Or at least heads off the "interference" bullshit
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some old men yaoi #vashwood
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Now might be a good time to announce that our next major app update will have video. 👀 More details soon!
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You forgot to include Alice's follow up where she made the threat very explicit. Weird thing to do when complaining about context collapse.
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Holly, meanwhile, simply sleeps through each episode.
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I’ll still post about shit that interests me, but I’ll be mostly talking to the wall than the rest of the room. You better believe I’ll be a wild posting machine when Dragons Dogma 2 comes out though.
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Wheeler’s extension is more, like 42 I think
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93.- I read Alyxandra Harvey's #TheScandalousSpinster, the first in the Spinster Society #HistoricalRomance series. #2024Reading #NetGalleyARC #RomBkBlog herhandsmyhands.wordpress.com/2024/09/04/t...
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As one approaches the limit of 1000 followers the gravity of madness becomes infinite.
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Bluesky/AT is _just now_ hitting that point Mastodon/AP did where you start seeing weird new things every day and accounts of what went wrong and right as people try to self-host and build their own stuff on top of it.
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Indeed! You're a decent human being that learns. This jagoff... I don't get that vibe from him.
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We need a left-wing Kevin Samuels
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When ya live on the Appalachian Ocean
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