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This is the order link, FYI. Get your free tests! special.usps.com/testkits
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Day One Cowboy Friday Interactors Club
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Literally from early childhood???
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I think if I had a pond I'd jump into it all the time, too.
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Mayor Eric Adams stole ten million dollars from a city where they shot four random people when one guy skipped $2.90 in train fare.
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Our first post on Bluesky? It could only be one thing 👀 Are you missing the blue skies and lighter evenings this week? It’s been grey and overcast for many… But will it be more of the same for the next 10 days? Find out in our latest YouTube video 👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgwz...
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I say this in all seriousness and without a drop of hyperbole — at some point we just have to collectively recognise and accept that all this bullshit is made up and doesn’t mean anything. Pieces of paper with scribbles on them don’t mean anything nor give anyone the right to anything.
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Yay for the clean place !
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Wir hassen, wenn das passiert.
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I have a balance board for standing, I use it during long calls sometimes. I also have a foot rest from Etsy for sitting that is a skateboard deck with two pieces of wood with rounded bottoms where the axles and wheels would be so it rocks back and forth. Use of eithe is definitely doing Ollies
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I remain silly!!!! #digitalart
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seeing a lot of ppl who've been cheering genocide with their whole chests suddenly trying to back off, sorry but this has been happening the entire time, nothing has changed except "optics" so you don't get to pretend you were misled or tricked somehow ghouls
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Greetings, new followers brought here by the exodus from the old place! My partner Judith & I have an arts bookstore called mzs.press that stocks 100s of books on movies, TV, music, visual, art, disability, plus comics & and a lot of other subjects! Full inventory here: mzs.press/EVERYTHING-W...
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What it feels like posting every single thought that crosses my mind on this app.
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Crimes: Don't do them.
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Democrats have families that love them. It’s a striking difference.
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DFM next time...
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Abgelehnt
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Brian Mulroney, a prime minister of Canada, is my 3rd or 4th cousin. I recall home video including an uncle and him. I am not proud of this relation.
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Wait, there's an Underground Transgender Mafia and nobody told me?! Are their benefits? Do we get lunch? I could have gone with the "Mafia" angle, but "underground" made me think of C.H.U.D. lol This is the kind of stuff I'll have weekly on the $5 Patreon level: www.patreon.com/bigpondcomics
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The day before Thanksgiving is usually as busy if not busier at the pot shop than 4/20, 7/10, or Green Friday, family therapy joints plus everyone has an aunt from Wisconsin that wants to try edibles while they're here lol
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I need it now I don’t think I am mentally strong enough for another three weeks of this
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I don't wanna bother the dude about it anymore. It's just a tiny meaningless error, but it bugs me... It's my fault for it being like that in the first place.
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Wow I did!
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Hast du mal auf der Nase nachgeguckt?
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Because you're already spoiled and lucky?
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Punctuation is powerful. So is posting text on a text based platform as text rather than an image (or adding alt-text for those who can't read the image). If it isn't worth the effort, it isn't worth the post.
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Des de l'extrema dreta a certa esquerra il·lustrada retraient a la gent que marxi de Twitter, cap prova però cap dubte que els motius reals van des voler mantenir l'status que protegeix als fatxes sota l'algorisme de Twitter, a comptes amb molts seguidors q volen mantenir l'status també. A fer la mà
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Nesse momento isso aqui pra mim significa ''entre daqui 15 dias ou 15 anos''. Me ajuda amazon, eu tenho ansiedade!
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Absolutely lovely work.
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LMMFAO
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Finally a cop car that sets itself on fire.
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I'm doubting Musk will have to follow these rules. Just a hunch.
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Saying them right now
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Qt. Dig the goth(?) vibes.
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Maldita secom fica colocando nelipe feto na minha skyline
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QANA MASSACRE Israel launched a series of airstrikes on the town of Qana east of Tyre in Lebanon. Israel is also bombing Riyaq in Beqaa, east of Beirut, and also north Lebanon. All of Lebanon. Qana: — 13+ killed — 30+ injured — People missing under the rubble t.me/thecradlemed...
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You'll have to get an Android 😂 Seriously tho, I'm sorry. Hopefully it'll be on iTunes or Spotify too
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Nope! Just finished 🥳 Will be talking about how tomatoes are a berry, but strawberries, blackberries, & raspberries aren't berries (they're multifruits) Then ending with the reveal that coffee comes from a berry & bananas are also a berry lol
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isnt this supposed to be funny
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I would never. I sneak airplane bottles of Jack Daniel's to put in a Coke Icee.
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We aren't performing seals! They ask too much of us!
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Thank you!
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Short of Dave Stewart and Rickey Henderson throwing out the ceremonial first pitch there’s been zero pregame fanfare. A’s are treating this like any other game.
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New meme/reaction pic just hit the streets lol All thanks to Jalen Rose 😂
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I can't imagine anyone competent taking any job in the new Trump administration. Incompetent evil is chaotic stupid, so who knows how badly that'll work out.
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i’m a big fan of the beans
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For like a year I've been slugging my way through this 1200 page compendium. There's no full books, just pulp stories, so I can read like one a night. There's a chandler in it but... it's not one of the better ones lmao
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So, since Im seeing lots more people talking about it, I wanted to say my thoughts on Deadlock, the new game from Valve First time playing a MOBA in awhile, but im really having fun with it so far. The gameplay is solid, the art needs some polish but I like the urban fantasy setting it's going for
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Ooof I think people in tech ethics are like climate scientists- canaries in a gold mine nobody listens to. Sorry, it must be tough.
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Thank you for the opportunity. Here's my OC: a genie named Desire.
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think about what it says about you that you’re so intent on reading things i didn’t say into my words that you think i said that you don’t read. i was specifically talking about things to do instead of combatting your Posting Enemies, since it seems to be a huge source of misery for you.
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Welcome to Bluesky!
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i'm so sorry.
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Yeah and even if you survive it he just casts it again immediately. It's effectively unbearable if you're wearing those boots. Sucks.
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I’m devastated. But this is beautifully written to the last word: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-66318626
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When they go low we say “thank you” because their teeth are in kicking range
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if i were a republican donor, this statement would do the opposite of alleviating my concerns. "we super pinky swear promise that everything's legit, take our word for it" is not a confidence-builder.
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How did people not know this is what they were all along? I never liked the freaks
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But this bloody platform only allows 25 posts, so you'll have to go to our full report here. buff.ly/3WUuhCG
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A gift for @b0tster.bsky.social from a while ago 💖 #furry #furryart
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Long story short: don't put this on your windowsill to cool. It'll be taken quick.
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While the effects are really good and Art is a great character, the misogeny of the first one put me off seeing any more of them.
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Faint is Linkin Park's best song. best instrumentation they have ever done
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Happy to hear. Holding positive thoughts. Honestly I never see a nurse in a mask. Ever. Only doctors.
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i could have owned 1/10 of a share of microsoft
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Mit dem Radt In die Stadt Zum Markdt
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I have a delicious sandwich
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I think I'm gonna stay here a while. It feels good. 🥰
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🥹 then I'll keep sharing them
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When the provincial Conservative Party basically vanished after Grant Devine’s government, the remaining members joined the Liberals to form the Sask Party. Doherty was the last Liberal left.
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Insanity. Are the schools any good?
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fucked up country we have here
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Having a personality is apparently too difficult for some folks. Skill issue tbh
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Who wants to summarize the last year of bluesky for AOC? No sirree not me lol
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I suspect it also shows how susceptible Trump is to bribes
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I've noticed when I come up here, I smoke way less... less stress, less smoking
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when you wake up in the morning with a boner it’s called morning wood but when you wake up from a nap with a boner it’s called an automatic fail on your driver’s test
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Gns is a publicly owned scientific research org looking at things like earthquakes Like the health service it's not for making profits it's for the health and safety of the country This gov is anti science and a death cult #nzpol
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"Little Lotte" Finalized version of Christine Daaé from my illustrated "Phantom of the Opera." 🌹#art
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fuck i had a good post idea but i kept scrolling and forgot it
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Bluesky CEO: Our platform is ‘radically different’ from anything else in social media @jay.bsky.team, Bluesky CEO, discusses how users of the social media platform can customize what content they see (and more): www.cnbc.com/video/2024/1...
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this tarot card indicates what’s in your mouth WHAT’S IN YOUR MOUTH
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Spider-Boy #1 Variant Cover.
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Lou Dobbs died. When, where and of what? Unknown. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/18/b...
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Megachat B >> Megachat A
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Nothing quite like the delusional optimism of hoarding a zillion PDFs before travel, so many PDFs that it would take much longer to read them than the total hours of the trip.
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The NZ Prime Minister is trying to reinterpret the Treaty of Waitangi between settlers and Maori people from 1840, to take the meaning out of it. The Maori Haka being performed here is an appropriate response to that.
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nah, it’s a wolf wearing sheep’s clothing look at the bones, look at the architecture of the protocol and tell me you don’t see revolution
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This sock puppet was also a major Canadian celebrity. This country is weird.
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Oh, is Graceland why I only heard JCS a few times?
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Whoaaaaaah! Even zwaaien naar de arend en naar Gawy 💕
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redsky as a communist echo chamber would rock tho
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Y'all should wish @rozmilner.bsky.social a happy birthday!
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Maybe I’m radical but kinda feel like our tax dollars should go toward paying for kids to be able to eat food at school instead of buying toys for cops.
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hey cool teeth, can i have them?
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aerith🌼
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RIP my Twitter account, March 2012-October 2024 It had been virtually dormant since April but it still feels like a moment
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“Make Golden Parachutes Literally Gold Again and Push CEO’s Out the Plane”
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