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irl lol
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bill maher, ted cruz AND jordan peterson on the same stage!?! shoving a power drill into your ear would probably be more comfortable than listening to this
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My bin is frozen shut. Britain has fallen
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Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins: 1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food 2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation 3. Asshole customer, chef revenge 4. World's Fair
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Miel as well I think.
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não é pra acetato de ciproterona dar sintoma de depressão nas doses corretas
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bluesky has boys from brazil, twitter has Boys From Brazil
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mission accomplished
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any game where you dress up your character is a voguelike
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hey rip...
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Yesterday Phineas had a poopy butt incident and was mad at me all day . He is over it. #cats #catsofbluesky
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She's really freaking pretty, and I love the shades of green you chose. Plus, beautiful eyes.
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Raw milk and vaccines are pretty good examples of places where we shouldn't "provide room." For raw milk it's that there's no good reason to open a market to unnecessarily dangerous versions of safe products, and for vaccines it's that there's an excellent policy reason to mandate broad acceptance
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A retomada foi "extraordinária" porque o governo federal gastou dezenas de bilhões reconstruindo o estado do RS. Gasto esse que o Estadão faz questão de chamar de "irresponsabilidade fiscal", dia sim, dia também.
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Since so many of you are here can you donate like 20 minutes in a Qoob to help Jamal and his 13 family members escape Gaza? www.gofundme.com/f/sspqf-10k-...
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hey it me!
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"Die Seine ist sicher, ihr könnt rein!"
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But I’m supposed to vote for Harris because Trump is worse. Meanwhile, she’s catering to traitorous republicans and pledging to protect cryptocurrency for Black men… It doesn’t make sense. And I cannot, will not, vote for genocidaires. Even if it means that it’s the last thing I do.
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Generously, I interpret this as standing in random places and staring at things. Sounds like a great gig!
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somehow non-baked beans on toast is worse than baked beans on toast
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Hey, queere Leute könnten grad richtig eure Unterstützung brauchen. Sucht mal nach "only 2 genders" und meldet die Arschlöcher durch. Zeigt mal, was "Ally" für euch heisst.
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When I was a kid studying this, no one told me -- or maybe they did and I wasn't paying attention -- about all the midrash about God creating other worlds, not finding them good enough, and destroying them. We're the world that was good enough to survive that cycle of creation and destruction.
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Thanks for the shout-out :)
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Since we are reintroducing ourselves it must be said that I'm just a little guy. Very smol. A lot of people forget this because of my height but I'm just a wee bean
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CWs on Mastodon and Labelers on here achieve a similar affordance. Why I think Bluesky's approach is better is because it's opt-in; if you aren't bothered by a label, you don't have to see it. You can also use tooling to automatically label posts. This achieves the same end without enforcing norms.
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its funny to bring that up when Zelensky dissolved every opposition party and refuses to hold elections, ya dork
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justamente fue el porno de alf lo que decidio el exito de bluesky
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Yeah baby I am searching with others and even DM’d the OP themselves how they get their data cause some companies on here I need more info on!
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Can I have a big A-MEN?
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My gender.
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they should make an internet provider that isnt evil
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Die größte Gefahr sind mit Abstand die Faschos die uns mittlerweile buchstäblich auf den Straßen jagen. Aber die bürgerlichen privilegienüberfressenen Clowns, die uns #WirSindMehr als Wahrheit verkaufen wollen sind echt eine Gefahr für sich.
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Was taking pics at new angles and thought I looked tall and hot in this 🥰
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As @kencaldeira.bsky.social estimates: "each kg of CO₂ ultimately melts about 650 kg of glacial ice." Also a physical reality (with some uncertainty) that adds spice to what Ketan says. kencaldeira.com/2018/03/how-...
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Gone are the days of a cannibal witch owning her own spacious gingerbread house. Today's child-eating witch can barely afford to rent a one-bedroom gingerbread condo.
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Erasure
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Yeah suuure.
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Making sure I can hit a target at 50m today. I can ig
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another one!
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I feel so…. young!
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I have another pet peeve: People using the concept "IQ" to denigrate others. In short, IQ is a social construct that just measures how well and quickly you take a test. Also, intelligence isn't "good". You can be smart, educated, and a terrible person.
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ok
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You know what to do.
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Remember when journos defended that one dude for pulling off his little pecker on zoom
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Thank you! He's my shy fraidy cat that loves dogs more than anything. He's now a senior and, unfortunately, a lifetime of ill health is catching up to him. He's still eating kitten food (for the calories) and hanging with the CosmicCanine, so he's solid for the moment, but getting frailer.
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ME: So, you know what the quote marks mean? GOOGLE: Yes. ME: And you're going to search for all of these words? GOOGLE: Yes. ME: I don't want results on anything else. GOOGLE: Ok. ME: Good. What did you find? GOOGLE: lol i ignored all your words here's a fucking shower curtain lmao
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post fork is fucking nuts 😭😭😭
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2016 debate stage. Without saying a name, Hillary made the comment that "Russians are currently "grooming" a Democrat running in the presidential primary to run as a third-party candidate and champion their interests." Tulsi pretty much raised her hand & said, "Its not me!" Hillary knew
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@doughenwood.bsky.social
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Judge Denies Governor Hochul's Motion to Dismiss Pro-Congestion Pricing Lawsuits The decision is a victory for environmental and transit advocates and a significant blow to Governor Hochul. hellgatenyc.com/pro-congesti...
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“Donald Trump, over the weekend, was talking about using the U.S. Army against people who disagree with him,” Gov. Tim Walz said. “Just so you’re clear about that, that’s you.” www.mediaite.com/politics/tha...
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If I had a quid for every time a government said it was going to get people back to work and off benefits throughout my lifetime, I'd never have to work again.
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I know it's tedious when ppl riff on usernames/band names too much but this does sound like something weedlord bonerchamp would say
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No worries. The Chuck Jones versions were also quite strange but much more formally interesting
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Can you stick broken matchsticks into the holes to give the screws wood to latch onto?
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Man a lot of folks love to feel smart on the internet, to the internet. not me tho. Peepee poopoo all day
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What the fuck? No.
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I also have not taken a physics class in 16 years
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Luxembourg’a tatile geldik. Kartlari evde unutmusuz, Apple Pay kullaniriz dedik. Uber yok. Dedik otobuse binelim o zaman ama once bi soralim Apple Pay’le odeyebiliyo muyuz diye, turist info’ya gittim, dedi ki Luxembourg’da toplu tasima ucretsiz. Hayatimin sokunu yasiyorum.
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The moment Chet realized he left his rescue club in his other golf bag.
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Really need a new job soon.😬
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first episode is when archer wakes up from the coma and destroys team cohesion the second episode is when krieger makes the choke bot
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The first post is saying they inoculated in the head and ended up with the animal getting a lung infection.
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i sure can't wait for the entire northern hemisphere to be a nuclear wasteland. based moots, you are invited to come to argentina and build a self-reliant queer commune with me.
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I desperately want to play robot game, but fromsoft doesn't have a track record for accessibility and I don't want to feel worse about the fact my left hand has permanent nerve damage.
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"A back-of-the-envelope estimate suggests that if the heaviest tenth of vehicles in America’s fleet were downsized to this lighter weight class, road fatalities in multi-car crashes—which totaled 19,081 in 2023—could be reduced by 12%, or 2,300, without sacrificing the safety of any cars involved."
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mel! this is too fucking cute, i can’t even HANDLE it
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That is not just necessary for democracy, but also a cohesive and functioning society. These are not aberrations. Understand that he now has the largest information warfare machine ever created at his fingertips
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Trolling level 10 000
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Yup! Like some of these companies sound right on par. George Foreman grill though?? That has me like ????? Seems like a stretch
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not beating the allegations
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I choice not uploads NSFW version of this, bc it not my goal make people horny here xD
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i still remember crowing over my first little epson colour printer, saying to anyone who would listen: "I used to have to send out to get prints like this because the machine cost 5000 dollars so most agencies didn't even have one" it was mind blowing. Because back then, colour laser printers were
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Ran across another friend who didn't get Paxlovid bc it was hundreds of dollars so here's this link again. You have to have a prescription to enroll and will need to educate the pharmacist but it works. No one should pay hundreds of dollars for Paxlovid! Privatization sucks! wapo.st/47hF7aO
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I'm sorry.
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“I think the president has to know that there are people in his administration who think this is disastrous.”
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EFF: Legal rights urge Meta to stop restricting pro-Palestinian content - @jillian.bsky.social | on the rare occasion I look at Instagram every single post by Palestinian friends is marked “sensitive content” www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
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Craig is perfect
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though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to hell?
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Yes he is Definitely not a duck 🦆 or duckling It’s sour grapes 🍇 He has to marinate in the X cesspool where there’s no love, laughter, and light
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전 오늘 쓰엠 태웅 웅티랑 bsky.app/profile/kimb... 확신 jyp소속 백호 그리고 나니 밥 해먹을 에너지가 없슈...
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That's like 18% of Mastodon and totally accepted.
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Only a moron would think the powerful should experience consequences for their actions.
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eine fine line zwischen genie und wahnsinn oder so
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my brain has been broken by Thinkpad keyboards fn belongs on the left 😤
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💙
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South of Gaza City, 2022 vs. last week. (via @aric.bsky.social)
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interesting that we only get narratives of regret from detransitioners and not from the trans people who buried their feelings and lived as robots for 10-15 years in a vain hope they’d just go away
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🍄🐇
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I haven't actually tried for several years! It's all good!
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Elis got tagged sexually suggestive cartoon after the mods saw me turn into a cartoon wolf looking at them
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Ahhhj amelia Respectfully you look great, also yes I'm behaving
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But don’t worry, the paper is illustrated by provided photos and reporter cell pics. That’ll catch everyone’s eye!
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At least they gave them a stick to beat off the priests... Probably not the best phrasing... lol
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You simply cannot keep up with them, it’s an arms race and they have better backers than you
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I'm Being Aggressively Off-putting just in case they discover me
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I’m sincerely sorry if in my next life I eat your boyfriend. In my defense, he’s gonna be delicious with that garlic butter sauce.
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