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🥰❤️
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And now you warm Weaver????
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Yeah I don't follow his work so I was going to ask if he was always like this, or if exposure to FSD had somehow melted his brain.
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Because that's what you say every time you see another celebrity from your youth cross the Brimley Line.
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Do you like wet pussy?
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the actual time trying to live under this gaggle of stooges is going to be the worst, but the runup "dickhead gashapon" news cycle is also pretty terrible
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“The Guardian emailed Rufo with questions on his apparent endorsement of Aporia, and how he reconciled that with his professed “colorblindness”. He did not respond directly to any questions put to him but instead made a crude sexual insult to a Guardian reporter.”
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Ahahaha Bee, if I could teach ya dummy hands, I would! Nothing more I like in the whole world than when *s u f f e r i n g i n t e n s i f i e s* but with friends! For now tho, just put a lil crabiar in your pocket. As a snack for later lol
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Good morning! Thank you everyone for trying to be the best version of you when you can!
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THE FARAWAY is a killer new Kickstarter from @cullenbunn.bsky.social and I wrote about it over on @geeksaz.bsky.social There's also a short video interview I did with Cullen (in 4K) so check it out! geek-network.com/the-faraway/
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Response from the VICE Union re: VICE reportedly killing stories that would upset the Saudi government. "We know the company is financially bankrupt, but it shouldn't be morally bankrupt too."
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I bet you could train one to trim your toenails. Clipcrunch. Nomnomnomnom.
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YES
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finance boy: “i like a good bakery… a good muffin… feels like it’s better, more natural. Feels better when you’re eatin’ by yourself”
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I do not want to be an inspiration I want to be left in peace
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haven't we all learned by now not to give seth abramson air
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its cuckoldry as a political ideology. they are literally going "please fuck my wife" to the republicans. the ideal presidency for a democrat is one with a really nice cuck chair. this is called 'the senate minority whip'
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Last day to preorder House of Bone and Rain at @barnesandnoble.bsky.social and get 25% off! Here’s a blurb that reads like a poem from the great Richard Chizmar. Anyway, preorders are crucial! Many thanks. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/house-of-b...
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I think you meant skeetshow.
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They did, it’s under appearance in settings. You can switch between your device’s default or the app’s theme (they suggest theme). It was super tiny and the spaces weren’t very wide, then they immediately updated it. So check if you’re app is up to date, too, if you’re on mobile.
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puniru is peak cartooning
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NYT tech workers are on strike for a fair contract. We are asking you to #BreakYourStreak on NYT games in solidarity. You can also support our strike fund to keep us going. www.washingtonpost.com/style/media/...
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Madeley when you ask him about his 16cm heels:
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Jefferson? Maybe if one of his enslaved laborers did it for him.
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That's damage to the photo (the blobs are yellow on the print)
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quotes on this website aren't default dunks and that's something that the recent twitter arrivals are going take time to get used to quoting a post is more likely an agreement and boosts the original post, i love it when people quote my posts because reposting them means bumping my own Bad Opinions
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Fingers crossed!
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Oh ok! Thanks
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something you don't really get from reading an authors work: learning that they have a pleasant accent/voice
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The challenge is to choose 20 albums that greatly influenced you. One cover per day, for 20 days. No explanation, no reviews. Just covers. Day 12/20 (Sep 25) #20AlbumCovers #MusicChallenge #CoverArt
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Hast du einen Namen? Finde auf die schnelle nichts und bräuchte das für ein paar smooth brains im Umfeld
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FYI tweets here are called “sparkleberries” and a quote-tweet is an “upside-down sparkleberry”
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Twenty years ago I wrote about a plan to save photographic glass plates from #observatories (in the past they were frequently thrown out but do have useful data in them). One part of that story, the #DASCH project, is now complete. #astronomy #sciencehistory #science aas.org/posts/news/2...
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Lab Rat-Dog...
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can a wärmeflasche girl and a kirschkernkissen girl really be in love and together
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absolutely fuckin losing it lol this AI yearbook page.
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anyway, there should clearly be a lower rate for large app developers with multiple ways of taking payments on different platforms. i don't know why apple's product and marketing teams are so hesitant to make those deals/tiers. (probably money reasons, short sighted, stonks)
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"In the past week, Israel has killed hundreds of Lebanese people, including dozens of children, and wounded thousands more ... Israeli forces have deployed many of the same tactics they’ve used on Gaza to carry out and supposedly 'justify' their massacres of civilian centers."
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Stuff like this makes me realize that even with paying for "permanent" licenses for software like Reason, the fact it could all be basically useless if it can't phone home if an LBO shuttered it really drives home that software EOL ought to come with obligations to open source to keep it functional.
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I'm just exhausted and sorry that humans can be so hateful
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He’s completely misapprehended human pop growth rates, which pops are growing faster, the purported effect trans folks have on pops, the risks of being wiped out by an asteroid, needing to put a million people on mars in the short term, etc etc. Basically he’s wrong on most everything.
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But then you go on to say that Kamala threw trans and immigrant people under the bus. You obviously were asleep during the entire election.
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HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW DO YOU SCREW THIS UP YOU DOPES https://twitter.com/Gothamist/status/1310749095632482306
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You cannot piss if you're dead
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😭🥹💙 aww
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what day is it out?
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NEWTOWN, Conn. (AP) — Satirical outlet The Onion has bought Alex Jones' Infowars at auction, relatives of Sandy Hook shooting victims say.
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guys mark cuban is trying to break us don’t let him!!!!
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You can tell who went to Bluesky orientation and who skipped it after they came from Twitter
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i’ve seen a lot of bad takes on this site in the last 24 hours, but this one takes the cake — i cannot fathom how someone could live through the past 30 years and come to this conclusion
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As far as wealth extraction sectors, China certainly has them, but they're all under the watchful eye of the Party and are taken care of so long as those watching them get to benefit.
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4. You know I gotta tag @demshenaniganss.bsky.social for this one.
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Don't look for the companies going door to door selling solar. Look for the ones picking up the contracts from those companies when they fail. They probably have some idea of what they're doing. Also, read the fine print because, holy shit ,they will take your house if you're not careful.
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You deserve oove and caring Love, too
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I will not buy this Supreme Court. It is scratched.
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i must apprehend him and bring him to justice
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Since you had to get it today you were lucky you were able to rent it! 🤪
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Just saw an Amazon playlist of “sad songs” and it included Deathcab’s I’ll Follow You Into The Dark? Do people think of this as a sad song? I think of it as a profoundly contented song, the polar opposite of sad. Maybe I’m just weird?
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99 luftballoons? In dieser wirtschaft???
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I wonder if they call it going skyral over here.
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sinn a bhfuil :)
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It’s also particularly rich for him to shit on academic historians whom he routinely relies on without citation to write his books.
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It feels like there's something baked into the architecture that reinforced the worst social impulses of niche communities to encourage overt hostility toward anyone outside that specific microculture and its expectations.
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Me: I can't write anything on AI regulation I don't know anything about anything. Also me, once I finally sit down: <writes 30 page manifesto>
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"Consider the fact that most companies are unable to successfully develop and deploy the simplest of CRUD applications on time and under budget. This is a solved problem - with smart people who can collaborate and provide reasonable requirements, a competent team will do it every single time..."
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I'm glad to hear it, Gabe.
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owl skeleton (vertical), sir goony golf, chattanooga, tennessee, 1986
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This is an excellent description of FB, Google, Amazon, Microsodt, Apples, etc. - and X. by Cory Doctoeow @ DefCon invidious.privacyredirect.com/watch?v=4Ems...
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Dear tech industry, Instead of having a race for who can put the highest numbers on (awkward) benchmarks, can we have a race on who can implement the best mechanisms for data consent?
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Yotespresso #furryart
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sorry I haven't answered your message, it was important so I wanted to answer it when I could do it justice and then I got really embarrassed about how long it had taken me to answer and now it's scary
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Ok but only because you told me to
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I hope it all goes well.
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Yes. My followers are weak. Diminished in spirit and frail of body. Beasts of the land and waters, dragging empty belly across sun hated dirt. Mendicant hands grasping the soil of my mind, finding no succor there. They howl in anger and fear at each post as if mere mercy will change my dark course.
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Petition to rename the Streisand effect
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wtf
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What have I done
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today's holiday ambience. these are all brought to you by mr. pumpkin on youtube. there's enough to keep me happy every day until christmas www.youtube.com/@hauntedpump...
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I dont see the functional difference between that and say a review site. They review a thing and then i choose to act on the review.
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Is this season of Taskmaster abnormally forgettable or is it just me
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spent all day firebombing a number of walmarts in swing states #KamalaHarris2024
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upside d @ginger146.bsky.social @charles-ex.bsky.social
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good afternoon good evening rue 💗
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Vinegar and baking soda are two of the most useful and important things you can have in your house
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These guys suck ass actually.
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I'm literally texting friends who write code for a living. We deserve the "block you, plus your friends" block. We have earned it
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Sometimes you can be proud to be British
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[sucking on a chili dog] If only someone would write a song about this
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I am hoping for the #WolfNeedsANewCamera to really take off myself.
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its very helpful
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This is by far the best coverage of Imane Khelif and Lin Yu-Ting I've seen. Short version: Despite assertions to the contrary, neither is trans, and there's no evidence in the public record that either has XY chromosomes.
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I mean unless you're assuming a bunch of things about power-cementing actions being undertaken and successful, Dems are big favorites to take the House in the midterm. Tbd on Senate
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Als je alles bij Douglas koopt niet nee, maar verder.. 😅
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If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery
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What he's thinking about
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You can just do things
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any salt in there?
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Skeet n meat
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Here
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I understand not wanting to think about the worst mass murder of Jews in American history, but it happened. It was in 2018. It emerged directly out of Trumpism. Trump's antisemitism has gotten worse, not better, with platforms like Twitter as an accelerant. In 2018, it was just Gab. Now ...
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