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if you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
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🔍eorzean elopement packages 🔍aetheryte table accent 🔍moogle wedding officiant lgbt friendly
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It's significantly closer but still 15% away. Still, the closer #BEV gets to #ICE pricing the better. It reminds me that the Nissan Leaf is already the cheapest car to own and run over 10 years. #electriccars reneweconomy.com.au/battery-cell...
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The president is himself forever immune from prosecution for crimes committed using his official power, and he can pardon anyone for helping him to commit federal crimes, explicitly including an actions in furtherance of a coup to illegally hold onto the office of the presidency. That’s the upshot.
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Live Action Star Wars show episodes should not be 30 minutes long.
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Whut?!? That is outrageous
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zuckerberg be malding rn
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Alternately, LIthuanians are halflings (selling you something they found in the dirt), Georgians are mountain dwarves (absolute legends at drinking and fighting), Ukranians are forest elves (racist), and Estonians are high elves (VERY racist)
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Some Bluesky lingo for you: Skeet = sky tweet = post Bloomfie = Bluesky Oomf Newskie = New Bluesky baby Blocked = I don’t even know her
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For anyone who hasn't yet nuked their twitter account, Apartheid Boy will start scraping people's tweets for AI as of Nov 15, so archive your tweets TODAY if you never have, and then use Redact to delete the whole shebang, and then deactivate. (Then you get trips down memory lane like this:)
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O pior é que eu sei o nome real de todos eles.
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you see. i don't use atproto for piracy. i only use it to download linux isos goeo.lol/xrpc/com.atp...
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i know Yuta is shocked at how much #discourse there is in this country lmfao
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Yes it really is.
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It's almost like a divorce.
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Has someone created a benchmark based on Puzzle Hunts (imagine crosswords and escape rooms, and now imagine it much much harder)? @dapatil211 should work on this
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If Billy can be an adult, Hitsugaya Toshiron can be too. #loliapologist #bleach #talesofinitiative
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twitter.com/soho381/stat...
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and when i say anyone...
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pop into this beestung fuck face's replies and let him hear from the town square
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Hey @pfrazee.com I’m not sure if I saw this before, but what’s the bsky team’s opinion on a trending section like Twitter has? I figure as federation becomes more mature 3rd party apps might include it but I don’t know about the bsky app.
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Touching grass is not enough. I must touch the mantle
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I see-saw on this
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Having no sense of smell and very little sense of taste is incredibly weird.
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Statement from the estate of John Cage, calling out the campaign for unlicensed use of 4’33”
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Guess I was wrong on this one
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Elesh Norn sketch Very loose sketch, trying out some new brushes
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i was cheering too much about the US winning a bronze metal. i'm about to go outside
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I think I always assumed this about authors 🤔
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Shout out to the tight fifteen minute marriage ceremony while I'm staring at directly into the afternoon sun.
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There should be a way to mute a percentage of peoples’ posts. Just to throttle volume posters. A slider that says the percent and they just zap one in every x posts for you, totally regardless of the content. Twenty percent? Every fifth post is gone.
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It would be cool if you could post in individual feeds and have those posts only go to others in that feed. I’d like to post about say F1, but not annoy everybody what doesn’t also like F1.
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The outrage over THIS is so absurd on the background of years and years of explaining away his fascist outbursts.
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I think end-of-the-world stories fall into 5 types. 1. Pre-apocalypse – trying to save the world 2. Apocalypse – the world is ending NOW 3. Post-apocalypse – the world already ended 4. Post-post-apocalypse – the ruined world is being rebuilt 5. New world – there's a new status quo now
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strafe für deine sünde
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Getting so close to the point where I have everyone I wanted from Twitter and I'll be able to use an invite code for an Appa alt account ;-)
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haha thats hilarious, hope he doesnt keep you up for too long
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👀
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Fuck off
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The idea that we need a normal Republican party is a suicidal element of our ethos as the current state of the Republican party is the logical conclusion of Republican policy & even functionally its only use is to undermine progressive policy & shift Democrats rightward as results have beared out.
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anyway, from the perspective of a fan of the music, the song will do numbers cuz it does go hard
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I’ve noticed more kudos on my kink meme fics too. (Also now Im wondering which ones are yours 😄)
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My current pet peeve is places that call themselves coffee shops but are actually sit-down restaurants with full table service.
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Me in my echo chamber
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He is an anti-abortion extremist and COVID minimizing grifter who is only well known in the first place cause he published the lie that “medical errors are the third leading cause of death” (they are not).
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Remember their system is not trained with content from users so probably is so confuse right now about some things xD I hope they remove the label quickly
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It's Blue Michigan, is what it is.
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morning pal 🖤
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whats that thing everyone is saying these days? “i’m in the house like karkat”? is homestuck back in vogue
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Most important breaking sports news of the day, via @reuters. https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1749209029593710764
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it’s really cool that we designed like 80% of the United States to be barely accessible to anyone who cannot afford to spend frankly ridiculous amounts of money in order to buy a multi-ton vehicle that probably also will emit a ton of greenhouse gases
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That went well...
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i love the personal essay style of culture writing. i like coming away from an article feeling like i learned a little something through the writer's eyes. it adds a whole dimension to it
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lmao holy shit we get to see the double ratfuck live this RULES
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カスミ(Misty)
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*points to the epic of gilgamesh* if fanfiction exists, horny deffo exists (especially considering all the graffiti found at pompeii was dicks)
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What is happening here? What's even happening?
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Hahahahahaha. Passt wie Arsch auf Eimer 🤠
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Well, bang goes my idea for a bird restaurant 🫤
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That's awful, he was a good follow on Twitter
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At this point it's inevitable. It'll be a "disruptor" into like groceries or something that will make food cost 15% more
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Great, if you have links to stuff they're doing to help immigrants that I'm missing, please do share! And please do check the thread - there are lots of non-D affiliated groups that have been doing work for years to help immigrants - they can use our support, too!
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Democrats need to get over institutional deference and assert their own view of the Constitution and act accordingly.
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CE: hypnosis Roshan’s scales reflect godly light back into the machine, converting Wyatt into an obedient worshipper. Ink comm for @arcticursine.bsky.social! #furryart
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*buying a Mountain Dew Kickstart* sorry bro just cashing in all the interest I accrued through my savings account #FinancialResponsibility
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Choose Goose becomes Pawn Swan! (cc @magnificentscrotum.wtf)
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Well, that’s taking mansplaining to a whole new level.
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The rest of my soup
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@moeskido @danieljowen Overtime will be paid for pay grades 7 and below to read OS XXX licence. 8 and up, we pay you enough to own you 24/7
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I wasn't sure I'd like it at first, but it's got a good story. I miss reading it. 😭
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I've just shared a new story on the blog. ‘Dead in a Ditch’ is about haunting the site where you died and how some spots are better than others. ✍📚 precastreinforced.co.uk/2024/11/24/f...
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This is like every joke MAD magazine ever made about Madison Avenue came true all at once.
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Ok you know what there’s probably some dystopian angle to all this but for now I am flipping out at just how freaking cool the idea of fungal neural networks and the kind of plasticity they have. Just the ten year old science nerd in me losing my entire shit. www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
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someone is already doing it don't found your own nonprofit or coop or whatever, go find what exists near you and pitch in
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yum! i’m about to do a workout that is so 80s… 👟
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i understand the joke but the personal and physical risks these students are taking are so great the Onion would literally exist in India for about 17 seconds before shutting shop. Theyre doing this without 1st amendment protections- or any real legal shield in a country run by a literal nazi
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Dawkins Creek
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cooking a frozen ravioli meal and there's 6 ravioli what's even the fucking point
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If you don't like All In The Family that's fine but it spinned off into Maude, The Jeffersons, and Good Times all of which also had big runs. It's a mistake to ignore how Norman Lear influenced the medium of television.
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Avoid saying things that are too factual, that could come across like you're discrediting their feelings about it, even though you didn't mean it that way. For example, if their old cat died, say: "It must be hard to lose him after such a long time!" instead of talking about its age specifically.
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I believe that human creativity deserves compensation and the utmost recognition, and that generative AI has achieved nothing but a superficial approximation to it, while violating both of these criteria. The scraping of art and writing is fundamentally wrong. But make a coherent fucking argument.
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ah well they're my wife's now. it was nice while it lasted
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Fight Club —?
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it is me i am cringe
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threads es una copia sin alma ni esencia de twitter, bluesky es la evolucion natural de twitter y plataformas similares.
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needs to lay off the russohol
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if you can't withhold your vote even as a bluff then you might as well not say anything ever
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The amount of work this thing will have to do, I’d like replacement parts & a service warranty. And zero obscenities.
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If my read of the GDC expo floor ephemera is correct, this year is dominated two themes: accelerate the fuck out of your pipeline and outsource all the labor
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If anything that proves my point even more..?
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Netflix is chasing 'Stranger Things' numbers with every show, when Stranger Things wouldn't even get those if it started today.
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if i was rep mcbride id whip my pussy out at the urinal and let'er rip in front of mike johnson so he'd have to tell his son about jacking off to a trans woman later that evening.
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www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cal... not listening but everything else @charles-ex.bsky.social @ginger146.bsky.social
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cumstruck (i'm sorry cher)
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it should either have cans or a u-haul
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Things are getting a bit spooky. Colours once again by the wonderful @yorukato.bsky.social I cannot thank you enough for how awesome this one turned out! #CNDYRT
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There’s a pretty big difference between “this was always their intent and we all know it, right” and “now they can’t claim it wasn’t their intent”. The former is true, the latter is ridiculously naive.
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Bitte öffnet die Tür beim Auto immer mit dem "holländischen Griff"! Und sagt es weiter. Das kann viele schwere Unfälle und Verletzungen vermeiden.
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