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Best part about summer in MA is all the cultural festivals every single weekend. Growing up the Greek, Albanian, and Italian festivals were each like a week apart and had full-on carnivals
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Damn who did Arca’s FFS? Sign me up
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corretissimos btw
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Just to say that @gregpak.bsky.social kept filling my feed with ways to help, and I started with $25 to mobilize AAPI voters, and then got to letter writing, and then spent the last two Sundays talking to energized voters in PA. And it IS good for the soul!
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Αχ καημένο μου παιδί .
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How do you respond to representatives of the National Dog Alliance who say you have restraining orders with several thousand of their members?
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Dog Looks At Owner Who Put It In Costume Like Mafia Don Betrayed By Loyal Consigliere theonion.com/dog-looks-at...
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I don't normally comment on this stuff but I guess I've just hit my limit. I've been watching Jay make consistently strong strategic decisions under incredible pressure, and watching her get dogged by this 2nd rate nonsense is too much. That guy isn't the story. The fact Jay charted her own path is.
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Hell yea!
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If anyone is feeling down and thinks a terabyte of my cat pics will help you out, my DMs are open, just say hi and I’ll send you cats no questions asked
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you whinny the internet tonight
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How I feel whenever a company adds some new bullshit ai feature to anything
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Logan’s Run ass lookin’ terminals I love them
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It’s weird to think I was there probably every day of my life for about 5 years. Haven’t been back for almost 7. Didn’t recognize the place last few times.
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Calling a voluntary change of candidates a "coup" signals further normalization of deceptive authoritarian tropes: peaceful transfer of power = coup anti-authoritarianism = fascism anti-racism = racism education = indoctrination The point is not to persuade, but to erode language + meaning itself.
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going deep underground and emitting a ton of tau neutrinos just to fuck with particle physicists
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Girl in White with a Bouquet, 1919 https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/16355
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Tbh you’re somewhere on the switch spectrum, a movable feast
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Full set in HD of Leather Lung (one of my favorite Boston bands, and great guys that have become solid friends over the years) at Sonia in Cambridge last week. They fucking rule #metalsky
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Car was repo'd, need all the tips I can get 🥲 $50 tip gets a 2+ min video (dm me here or discord after sending to arrange receiving it) bsky.app/profile/djam...
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Oh I have lived the Don Brown experience!
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Hahaha best I can think of ATM (I just woke up) is that CM Punk is right about him, Bret Hart was always better, and Terry Boella is a trashy bitch.
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Ahaha yeah that worked perfectly!
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It was a great era of Vertigo when they ran out of British magicians and filled in the gaps with gnarly crime books like this
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the octoboss and his magical flying fanbike with the crazy black balloon(?) was so insane. nobody does it like george
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Alphas and ‘amegas’. 💀
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ugh i need to make enough money to support myself and one other person so i can hire a digital media assistant this shit is so outside my wheelhouse and mentally exhausting
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If you’re one of my new followers you simply will have to buy one of my pots to swear fealty sorry i dont make the rules www.roseschmits.com
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📣 BREAKING At least 480 lobbyists for groups that advocate for a misguided technology that prolongs #FossilFuel use have gained access to the COP29 climate talks. Read: theguardian.com/environment/... It's high time to #KickCCSPollutersOut! A thread 🧵👇
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friendly reminder that the word re*ard is a fucking ablest slur and my god stop fucking using it. like god fucking dammit, be better. its one thing to see obvious trolls slinging it but seeing it pop up more and more in replies on large accounts I follow is extremely disappointing.
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The egress costs alone would eat you alive, that's why no one does it
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I love these kind of recipes 😅
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Vent chat is popping off today.
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The Pelicans are 2-0 in games I attend this year.
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Im quite impressed with not being able to see who it is AT ALL. Cant even click through anything to see. I already had them blocked too apparently 😂
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What in the name of cheese??! 😳
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Mushroomskeet 82!
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one of three so far (unless i missed hanks or oprah while afk) bsky.app/profile/jere...
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Staffer for JD Vance called the Springfield city manager to find out if the pet-eating rumors were true, was told no, but Vance and the campaign went ahead with pushing the bogus story anyway: www.wsj.com/us-news/spri...
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tipo. x.com/repligate/st...
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ok
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I feel called out.
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Pic
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So ... if I'm reading this right ... Elon and Vivek are in a race to develop atomic bombs before Germany?
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I'll be right over 😳
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It was such a strong starting prompt I had to let it come out. Great single line posts are some of my favorite inspirations.
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lmao, sorry
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Gavin is wrong on 1 key point in this video, see if you can spot it
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I’m not giving you my phone number to buy a razor.
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i did not expect this many replies anyhow, so i think i will stick the comedies in the answers (and one day i will watch all of andor)
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I added cayenne to my recent molasses ginger cookies and it was great
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I’m happy I’ve largely been able to hold myself back from saying anything too mean or negative on here, and I’ve never regretted it. But I’m always down to say some messed up shit about Trump though. That’s called self care. That guy is a real piece.
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Aunt: explain this north Carolina scandal Me: no Aunt: now Me: do I have to Aunt: you think I am a child tell me now Me:*starts* *30 seconds later* Aunt: Stop Me: enough Aunt: never speak of this under my roof ever again
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Found a troll. Block as needed and cut the oxygen.
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Matter of fact, if anyone has a connect for a junior dev who came out of a boot camp, I’d very much appreciate it.
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
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same
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honestly I give up on learning anything new tbh
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From Today's Morning Briefing: The Nationalist Social Club (NSC-131), a White Supremacist neo-Nazi group, reportedly “left dozens, perhaps hundreds of flyers on West Hartford lawns attacking pediatricians for their work in gender affirming care with youths."
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Abla! wise words as usual tho can I stress again it’s Abla … brilliant cartoon as usual.
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literally havent written since february but im writing again tonight
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I think we are well past the domain of merely "chubby" at this point!
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don't know if you'll find them on bluesky but those people do exist
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Best for Britain are the same outfit whose head in 2019 (a member of the Lib Dems incidentally) I managed to get to admit to me that they were making shit up for tactical voting based on their political preference. Disregard this shite.
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Here's a silent Artshare my friends!! You know what to do!😁 -No need to say anything 🤫 -Let your art speak for yourself 🖼️ -Interact with others👍 -Repost this post 📣 Of course just #HumanArtists 👽
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i truly believe the Ring doorbell has done incalculable damage to the psyche of the average American
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Rare two tone variant.
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A third party candidate?
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Yeah, I'm religious. #Warhammer
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pedindo desculpas à LLM da Microsoft pelo treinamento em NTR
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Sorry, had to do actual work! The important part which makes this a lot less sweeping is that if you take out those specifically anticompetitive actions, the case goes the other way. This isn’t a “break up Mama Bell” situation, it’s a “stop doing that” situation. 6/
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Yo creo que esto es un poco como lo que dice Don Draper ante un cliente adverso: o Jesús vive en tu corazón o no. Y para mucha gente Mastodon es una cuestión de identidad. Es abrazar una versión militante del software libre en prisma anticapitalista y excluir todo lo demás, considerarlo El Otro.
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After a day of embarrassing themselves by refusing to back down on not knowing what a word means they tried to make it racist & have now moved on to fed-jacketing. I would just completely ghost all these people because they are going to be worse than useless going forward, they're gonna be risks.
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GIRL.
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America’s slide into fascism… www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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☺️
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Oh fuck yeah! My origin account has a reason to exist again!
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everyone stop what you’re doing and go tell kaela she’s fucking gorgeous just LOOK AT HER
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Cannot emphasize enough how much it is ok to be disillusioned with electoral politics and to refuse to participate in them. If someone says they aren’t voting do not try to shame them into participation.
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This name exists only in Elon's head, don't fall for this -> bsky.app/profile/hank...
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real world version of "football in the groin"?
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me talking to the manager of a restaurant after i notice the waiters have gone missing:
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AJ FRANCIS IS THE CHEEZIT CHAMPION I fucking love Joe Hendry; I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY #TNA #HardToKill
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Things that can be cooked: Food The books
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I'd give up. Just sell the house.
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Really appreciate just how much “fuck that guy” can bring us all together
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Probably this guy bsky.app/profile/math... "save" the world xD I dunno if blocking working on mods, doubtful, but possibly
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rooting for King Nasir here
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i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
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Thanks for the tags, @rikunkmr.bsky.social and @monstershake.bsky.social ! Since we surpassed 500 followers, let's see how far this goes! Tagging @pawcanada.bsky.social @fatlizardart.bsky.social @noclothesart.bsky.social @rvida.bsky.social and @susiehatter.bsky.social
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forrest gump. not only is it a really terrible movie, but it won best picture over shawshank and that, my friends, is a crime
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Hmm. A blanket ban on political advertising at a state university seems constitutionally subject. A blanket ban on ANY advertising might work.
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"The rule books are out" is the operative phrase here, the real question is, "am I a target?"
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Did the New York Times publish this "news analysis" saying Elon Musk is not a conservative because they were hilariously naive? What is the other reason they might publish this? Was this piece of analysis true? Why would a newspaper publish lies? Just questions to think about.
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Absolutely fantastic photo sent to me by instagram follower www.instagram.com/sw4gmag1ck! She didn’t know much about it, just that the man was “one of my irish relatives in Pennsylvania a few years after immigrating”.
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we're WAY past that sort of assumption of good faith with nerdskull
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Andreesen did the same pivot after the most recent crypto bubble. He was constantly trying to equate AI with China and centralization, and crypto with the US and freedom. Kindergarten politics, but that’s typical for that set
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