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One benefit of being a 90s kid was watching The Mary Whitehouse Experience.
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Licorice, Jäger, root beer, & Gin are all the herby nectar of the gods & I will not apologize for enjoying them.
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too many raccoonskunkarmadillos and even a few meth-heads.
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I appreciate that. Thanks.
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Would really appreciate it if the MLB Trade Rumors network would fix whatever is breaking their RSS lately so my bot doesn’t just vomit out a million tweets at once
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i hope you are too
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my mc name: bell left hooks
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Olha bem pra quem vocês estão dando esses convites
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Had to highlight this specifically because it's a physical sculpture of the headless chicken monster
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marketing: let's create a fun and exciting cereal executive: okay, go on marketing: it'll have cool colors and fruity flavors executive: omg yes marketing: and rabbits can fuck right off if they think they can have some
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I filled up the survey with all the rage i could
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Trump has turned the U.S. into a country where we simply can’t use public ballot boxes anymore due to the risk of his terrorist rats destroying them. It’s awful, but we need to get the fuck over it and secure our systems now.
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Meanwhile, over at Twitter...
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Ha ha! You're side of the boat is the one on fire, not mine! Or, contemporary politics.
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The Department of Justice is going to ask a judge to force Google into selling off its Chrome browser They want to break up a search engine monopoly (via Business)
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Call 911
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put a redbull on the flat bed scanner
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she doesn’t think it’s very interesting. For years I’ve been trying to convince her otherwise, but she thinks it’s just a boring immigrant story (as if there were such a thing!). I’ll keep trying, but the point is, people do what they can to save their kids, and they shouldn’t be punished for it.
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Hitchin’ for a ride? 🎨: @mariustygo.bsky.social
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What would you get if you mixed cold coffee into waffle batter instead of water?
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The Economist? I think right?
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The only people that need to know about my porn preferences are my partners and my pornographers www.techspot.com/news/102471-...
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Sometimes thoughts are best kept to ourselves
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i sound just like morrissey (the smiths) !
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lil Sunday night reminder that even before he was blowing minds with the boppers Bud Powell was something special. his little solo here (2:30-2:42) is just a day at the office for him but it's also so sick, and the tag he gives it when he's done...aaahhh. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al2_...
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Gutted for Ed Fordham in Hampstead and Kilburn. Third place with 31.2% of the vote.
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Eddy, I'd put Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) on the top side of "Goose" and so he's in my range of I'd try that with excellent confidence.
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the inside of my head after taking the good brain drugs: what if guy pearce in neighbours but all his tattoos said "Traffic Island Dizzy" me: i think i'll have an early night
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Rocky Horror callbacks?
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hvad hvis der var en kvindelig statsminister, hvis politik lignede Angela Merkels, men i modsætning til Merkel er hun dansk og meget MEGET sexet ligne balls
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The fact that no one is doing shit about this now, while Democrats are theoretically still in power, is a really depressing sign that no one is going to do shit about anything for the next 4+ years.
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Find you a man who can grip and lift you up by your ass like this
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This app is the definition of Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing
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Would hope for your sake you still don't
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The surprise guest is COVID-19
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First programmer of the ENIAC is kinda a baddie ngl en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frances...
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I mean, ...
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Nice rack 😜
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genius way to sell blunt razors the blood everywhere is to own the libs
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from "Waltham Massachusetts" by @lukeoneil47.bsky.social in the newest @proteanmag.com
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I promise you this app is like a hornets nest and you’ll be just buzzed on out promoting maga. With that said: @skywatch.blue @skywatch.bsky.social @brainnotonyet.bsky.social
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Who is Trump agreeing with here? One more example of journalism as stenography: Just repeats Trump claims, nothing about withdrawing from ABC debate, puts the onus on Harris, does not mention that Fox is a rabidly pro-Trump outlet.
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That level of detail, though
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He really has no tethered concept of physical geography, does he? "Right, let's get casting to bring in some extras and we'll build a set like what's that place, oh right, Asgard, doesn't that sound nice. Get the artists to work on that right away. We need ads on all the networks..."
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You got me again, MZS Press.
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CEOs can write off the entire cost of their private jets, but you can’t write off the cost of the car you use to drive to work. This is what it looks like when billionaires and corporations are allowed to fund the election campaigns of the politicians who write our tax laws.
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“The most important thing you can do to transform the world is to act. Taking action is a practice of hope.” open.spotify.com/show/5qmCcDZ...
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Ahjussi, being a sulky/grumpy cat type, doesn't lose his cool very often, but when he does, you can put money that it's over Joonie. 😅 #TheDangerousConvenienceStore #BL #BoysLove #Yaoi
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Oh there is, I only found out by looking it up... but the entire premise of the programme is, predictably, "why can't you all just get along even if one side has virulently bigoted views on the other."
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I feel so sick about Helene and Milton, one on top of each other, for so many reasons. If you are there, or if your family is there, or your friends are there, I am thinking of you. I hope we can all come together to help everyone who will suffer because of this storm.
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Please come to my house I do all my talking with bricks 🙏
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NACT1's war on the employed continues. #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/busines...
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this is one of my favorite custom feeds, Quiet Posters it shows you posts from people you follow who don't post that much! so it surfaces friends' posts that might otherwise get drowned out in the Following feed (which is reverse chronological) 🤗
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oh, 17, drake's favorite number
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This is how I know its you and not your wife posting, lol
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back at it. Frodo and Bilbo reunite
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Using the correct iteration of the word “you’re”
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i’m interested in whether there’s something intrinsic in having that much money that is inherently personality-ruining. like how much would *actually be good* if you inherited it? i think i’d do ok with 10 million (maybe?) but that 100 million would go sideways for sure
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Will they learn what “tariffs” are? Or will they uncover a vast feminist conspiracy to hurt Gamers?
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harleygram
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Good to know, however will continue to refer to him as VD Jance
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Und deshalb haben wir nullwachstum, ihr scheiß Faulenzer. Koksen für das Vaterland! (Extreme Christian Lindner Voice)
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you’re right and should say it
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Name one.
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Did anyone else get fucking EXCITEDDD to go to fish hatcheries as a child? Like fuck yeah huge troughs of fish writhing in the water waiting for me to FEED THEM
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less than an hour until we're all zombified
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LFG. Fingers crossed for Coach
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Well I don't plan on going to prison but if I did, I'd love to room with him.
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Turkish activists pile pressure on Erdogan to do more against Israel - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/turkish-activists-mount-pressure-erdogan-do-more-israel
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okay i know that statistically at least 25% of you are new from within the past month and lack contextual history of bluesky, but surely "We Are The New Moderators Who Are Here To Save You, Please Give Us Power" rubs some of you the wrong way, right? a brand new account proclaiming authority.
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I'm so delighted that nobody gives a shit. King of the Remainder Bin.
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Be the change uk you want to be in yhe world
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No words for this level of miscarriage of justice.
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If the Fetterman body double thing is a "conspiracy theory", then explain this. You can't.
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when ai bros defend the utility of LLM's by saying they use copilot ai or chatgpt every day for work, I never think "oh maybe I'm wrong and these tools are useful after all", my first thought is "this person sounds like a fucking liability"
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Yeah the design philosophy to be as needlessly annoying as possible 😜
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's assault and you may be entitled to damages.
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Shakespeare for ‘GTFO’
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And even if people aren’t trying to buy/sell, rightwing media is just non-stop fear-mongering over anything they can sink their teeth into.
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This scary movie display at Walmart currently features one (1) DVD copy of The Secrets of Dumbledore. Pretty spooky!
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i post a lot btw
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oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen
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Cry me a fucking river. These people shit in their beds, now they can lie in it. Mitt Romney has millions of dollars a year for private security to protect him and his ilk from a threat they nurtured in their bosoms and then unleashed on us only for it to turn on them.
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i don't care much about dave grohl's sex life but i do care about him being an aids denier
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It probably wasn’t For All Mankind, but there was a thing on here about it being all about men, which is very untrue from the end of the second episode onward. So it could be that?
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Bro Ray! You don’t know how much this helps for real every play matters when you’re trying to get started man thank you sooooooo fucking much for the support and resharing!! I’m glad the song is helping you get through errands and homework today hahaha!! Hopefully it goes by as fast as lightning 🤓⚡️
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Maybe a swimming themed set!
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Idea: Video game where you're in the middle of jacking off, but something happens and you have to investigate it, but you're too distracted and horny to concentrate, and it affects your gameplay. You are thinking about cranking hog, but if you stop and do it, the enemy sneaks up on you and you die.
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Something that Apple and I have in common! In all seriousness, thanks for the update and for all the work you’re doing 🙌
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i generally frown upon sharing screenshots of dm's but holy shit. some ppl need prison yikeeees
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moving 📦 #omori #omorisunny #fanart
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linen pants r the best
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Happy birthday Tyler ! 🍰🎂🎁
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“There was something in a YouGov poll that really rang alarm bells. Young men aged 18 to 29, sixty-per-cent of them are thrilled or happy with Trump’s win. That really concerned me. What is it that these young men are seeing and why does it make them feel so happy?” @pimlicat.bsky.social 👇🏽
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bluesky is just like my dad bc he also stopped talking to me after i called him a racist
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simply the best website. no near competition
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We know how this is going to go, the left is expected to vote entirely against their interests while the slightly less conservative party swings more conservative in a failed attempt to get more votes.
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Boogey-Man. Started in 1997, drawn off and on and two whole “issues” put together. If the Crow was Iggy Pop, Boogey-Man was Rob Zombie, and a similar story.
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