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Pride & Prejudice
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anyway hi bluesky! this is my #sona. his name is Cobalt and he's a bit of a lovable boyfailure of an ant :P that ref is kind of out of date (he's a bit less Eyes now) but close enough I guess
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I saw this on my positive minded alt twitter and then I saw a Cardinal (Lil Red) fly up to me just like this … idgaf about messages like this but hmmm. And he didn’t immediately fly away in fear! I think he recognizes me as the source of vittles. He tried not to seem scared before he flew awayb
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Not with the promise of sweet, crude oil on the horizon www.jamaicaobserver.com/2024/07/12/l...
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Solar System Cartogram xkcd.com/2439
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i will puke if someone says "buckle in for some game theory" or whatever the fuck
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that trump's increasingly naked racism will actually be a plus for.a big chunk of his base is something the news media STILL won't talk about, even tho he's been at this for SIXTEEN YEARS
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i wonder who killed that many palestinians... like over 240.000 of them. clue: it was not hamas you idiot.
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☁️ cloud dresses ☁️
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This is a big one: 100 hours of time designing this epic artwork for screenprint...it's Aotearoa Wild! 12 native birds, native flora, Art Nouveau inspired lettering/detailing, shipping worldwide in S-5XL across two colourways. Pre-order yours now: pepperraccoon.com #Art #Kikorangi #NZ #Aotearoa
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so we got my mom one of those bird feeders with a camera, and apparently the elk can reach it too
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Justice Jackson on SCOTUS dismissing the Idaho emergency abortion cases as improvidently granted: "Today's decision is not a victory for pregnant patients in Idaho. It is delay." www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23p...
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My main issue is just NixOS and it meshing VERY badly, so I've had to dump it in a special sandbox. And I think the Linux version still has some stability issues in generall. But oh man is it ever good when it's working properly.
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As pessoas querem acreditar que elas têm direito de serem preconceituosas (e até essa palavra perdeu o poder de rechaço, parecendo algo banal, corriqueiro, cotidiano). A abordagem precisa ser diferente. Aí vi um print dos donos falando que estão sendo assediados... Te foder, sabe?
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The supposed norm that an incoming pres gets all his nominees confirmed because “he’s entitled to choose his team”or whatever is not a real thing. Most were withdrawn before the Senate voted, but every president since HW Bush has had at least one failed Cabinet nominee from their initial slate.
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Hammers on Bone by Cassandra Khaw. A mashup of eldritch, Lovecraftian horror and hard-boiled detective, it’s also very short - novellete, I think. I enjoyed it but didn’t feel the need to look for sequels or whatever. But I’m not a horror fan. https://worldcat.org/en/title/950430435
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They could just scrap it, like they have in Scotland, which would both save a fuckton of money and make the whole process a lot more bearable. They won't, but they could
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It is literally the average democrat yeah, most people irl support all the things without really caring about the details imo
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...specification & action (both of which we can avail ourselves of) The lesson: successful perception constrains what kind of projection is required, what counts as an acceptable loss of dimensionality. Solving the loss might entail a mental process (cue combination) or...
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still not sure if this is an euphemism, but we have this in our fridge.
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Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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Nicht auszudenken, wie schlimm das wäre. Ich hab geträumt, dass Leute der sog. "Mitte" mit "noterfs" und "nonazis" schmücken und dann rechte Takes zu den Themen raushauen, als ob Worte keine Bedeutung mehr haben.
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Optimist : The cup is half full Pessimist : The cup is half empty String theorist : The cup lives in 10 dimensions and has a supersymmetric CFT living on its worldvolume
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YES!! De dames enkelvier hebben goud!!! Nipt voor op Groot Brittannië! #OS2024
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It was the ultimate demonstration of "You're not much fun at parties, are you?" 🫠
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I haven't had a chance yet - may do so this morning to take a break from *waves arms*
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i can’t turn it on. it keeps giving me an error that says “this is for your own good”. mods??!
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Joe and/or Mika getting some kind of post in the new government is probably the next shoe to drop
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AB @ the garden of unearthly delights
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Reminder: Bret was in college before he realized that not all Christians were ignorant, uncivilized peasants. He grew up in an upper class Jewish family in Mexico and thought only Jews were civilized and educated. He literally said that.
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tired
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I haven’t been on Twitter for a few years, also not sure I would have seen it back when I used it.
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Women! Time to get out the strychnine and vote!
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This is beautiful, to me
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This is exactly right. Bluesky crossover potential feels far more likely.
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thought it was half made up syllables and half maybe about clay pigeon things idk
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And of course the frog sings several other songs...
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...because i've never ever been fast & the more gibbled up i get, the slower i go. when i was working the LAST thing i wanted to spend an entire weekend doing was car repairs. Now i have time but no money. i want to try to at least get it driveable before i start paying mechanics again
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there are SO many
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"a connection" the taz-ism version of "very close friends"
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They are fighting with each other and the cats and also are calling the girls over for food like the big roosters do. I think they’re girls though https://twitter.com/Brodie_Friesen/status/1792706622483271823
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That was peak Bluesky
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Look, Bibi Netanyahu’s +1 in Congress was Elon Musk, and then he went to Mar-A-Lago, so I think shitting on Kamala for writing something that seems actually reasonable, isn’t as amazing for people threatening to withdraw their vote as you think it is. Take it as you want.
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the Nostalgia Critic Reviews Ovid's Metamorphosis
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I don't enjoy social media. I'm here because I don't have any friends and I do enjoy cats and every cat is special.
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two months and this is one of the least painful ones Ive had happen. Had one where I had someone screaming somethings I don't want repeat after i corrected him Or the time one of my own coworkers called me a freak when he thought he wasn't on the recorded line anymore Just to name a few
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Fromage du Chatbot
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Go to the meanest most hostile part of Toronto Pull out a pen and paper… and write a poem about that man!!!
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unfortunately the bot cooked with that poem
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my only response to this editorial about how Bluesky supposedly doesn’t do irreverent humor:
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yuuppp
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im home, it was -1degC, the track was as expected a bit icy on the sides so i had to focus on keeping myself in the middle sand tried to run on the soily middle which is enough but meh
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For the last nearly 8 years, I've taken to saying: From where I sit at Run for Something, the present may be bleak but the future is bright. One thing is clear over the last 4 days: the Democratic bench is so deep, talented, diverse - that bright future is just about here.
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BREAKING: A Wyoming judge has ruled that the state's total abortion ban and medication abortion ban, which she had already blocked temporarily, are unconstitutional. Abortion will remain legal for now, but this is almost certain to be appealed to the WY Supreme Court.
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I need to speak my truth: Chuck Taylor's are awful for your feet
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may this radicalize you
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Ok it wasn't in the original pic, but i already had X on the go, so i just finished it. Grimy and sweaty, bites down hard. Good read.
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I’m sorry, it’s my day with the Morbs. Yeah, Sony dropped him off last night. I didn’t expect anything, they just showed up and Morbius looked like shit, so we’re watching that 90’s Spider-Man cartoon because wants to remember the “good Morbin’ times.” 🙄
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Then there is also people like me who is neuro divergent with a bunch of social and logic blind spots who will fuck up at living up to this standard, because we do missteps that doesn't occur to us because we are fixated on our own reality picture.
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wth 😭 has an insane lead thats crazy
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Lol yeah i was just talking about that yesterday, some people are so eager to get played as an act of moral superiority
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Star tracking is a little icky and at the budget I’m working with it makes more sense to track Earth’s horizon. I’m already developing code to play around and develop this system! It’s a crucial part of Nightingale’s operations and I’ll post more about it soon
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¡Felicidades, Lena! 🎂🎉🎈
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I don't agree with the whole action of my colleague making such dataset. I liked that he mitigated and apologized.
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Peep the new cover, baybees! This could be yours if you join us for the Dusk County Chronicles: Nightfall #3 launch on 9/7!
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How did I manage to have a dream where someone had macro portions for their body but was still normal sized?! A massive macro dick on a 5'8 guy was really weird to see #nsfw
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Also on Patreon I posted a change log for the pages I updated. It contains before & after pictures of each page + a bit of my thought process behind updating those old pages despite thinking "fixing" old webcomic pages is a trap and a fools errand! If you are interested www.patreon.com/shoona
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Daylight savings time happened?
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Ich würde deine Perspektive sehr schätzen, aber noch mehr schätze ich deine persönlichen Grenzen und möchte nicht, dass du sie meinetwillen strapazierst.
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Yeah I have plenty of nicks and cuts from years of wargaming and being not careful. I don’t have anymore chemical burns at least.
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Scientists believe we could be just years away from discovering the opposite of "anti-fascist".
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i used to think it was bad that to find out what starter packs you're in you had to look at the lists you were in, and now i think it's kind of a useful exercise in humility
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Thanks for the share :)
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I finally figured out the strategy to beat Alabama as Wisconsin in NCAA 25. Once you've got it, It's real easy: set the difficulty to "Freshman."
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Rabid!??! Being excessively hyper!?? I can't imagine such a thing! All of your work is so restrained and subtle!
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Come on, skeets, really? That’s what we are using? 😂
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📻 the pre show music
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hey siri, how long do people usually shout into the void on bluesky before getting bored with it?
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ICYMI, my attempt at writing a Ghibli-esque story for adults (of all ages) in prose and set in my hometown Calcutta, a mythic realist tale about an extended family who may be extradimensional refugees. Won the British Fantasy Award & the Subjective Chaos Kind of Award, nominated for the Locus Award.
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📻 🤫 #SoftOpen
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Didn't really love referring people to a list with a word I would not say in public. This was the solution.
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Extraordinary
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There's literally only two people in America who, if they were installed at the top of the ticket in place of Biden overnight, Americans would go "Okay, that makes sense." And the one who isn't Kamala Harris is term-limited out of the running.
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Thanks to all the “free market” folks who were more worried about DEI than crushing protectionism.
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Delete every cookie, or they’ll see you’ve been mucky
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i call my taint my undercarriage
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It's easier with the hashtags--and with quote posts 😜
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And the effects of that will be felt for years. For example, healthcare is steadily getting worse & more expensive, due to lack of staff and the loss of people with decades of experience.
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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: in 1974 she was late for her primary school sports class once, which means she HATES sports. Special 3 hour CNN exclusive investigation tonight on what that means for her support amongst white men who drink beer and watch baseball in the key swing states.
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I have yet to see any organized hate group on here, but there are plenty of safety precautions. Report, block & move on. If Bluesky doesn't ban them, we starve them of attention.
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I can usually persevere until lunch if I keep busy and don't lose momentum. Once I sit down and enjoy a meal, it's over
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THIS IS VERY URGENT HELP ME KEEP MY ELECTRICITY ON Been trying to raise my past due electric (4ish months worth now) for 21 days; I got a new bill but have been able to pay some of that down. Electric: 60/627.29 (Due Oct 30th) #mutualaid #helpsky
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"This is not a place of honor", but as comment on legacy SQL codebases.
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Off the top of my head... walkable, bikeable downtown enhanced with charging infrastructure. (I can get you an artist) Not parking lots, infrastructure to support shops and stores and housing. Combine climate, infrastructure, housing, and transportation. Shouldn't have a problem with matching funds.
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I need food, stat; after that I can focus on other things. cba cooking, so it's takeout time
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