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Aug 1st 2001 - Team Shaolin faced Team Evil in the China Supercup. 📽️📅 Shaolin Soccer (2001)
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The two legs you walked in on hid the other six in the back I should have seen the bright red hourglass hidden in your lips My wrists were bound in sticky promises Your web was so delightful until the moment that I realized I was trapped
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You know how fantasy has the trope of the mad lich? The spellcaster who turned to undeath to preserve their existence but lost their mind due to detachment from the concerns of the living? That’s a billionaire. That’s exactly how it works.
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Fuck
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¿ʍɐƆ
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The Chimay was a better ask.
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Would love to see some of those guys try to navigate setting up a VPN without getting hacked. 😅
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students at Northeastern were arrested under the premise that they were shouting antisemitic slurs and now video is surfacing showing that the slurs in fact came from outside people holding Israeli flags while the pro-Palestine protesters tried to de-escalate i cannot imagine this kind of evil
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The falcon makes all the ladies weak in the knees.
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you snickering ? you snacking !?
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as a former little kid who once won a kite flying contest with a homemade kite, because we couldn’t afford to buy a “real” kite, i love this.
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I will never forget the time an editor forced me to change two scenes in a book because she said they were over the top and unbelievable. These were the only two scenes that were entirely nonfiction and based on my real experience.
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I didn’t even @ you in my post man. Leave the Twitter dunks to Twitter
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12 jaar na je eerste Olympische wielermedaille weer een halen, knap hoor! #MarianneVos #OS2024
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enjoying the hell out of this right now. what a great way to start a day
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⚡"Defeat the Power Rangers!"⚡
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Das ist Korrekt. Du kannst diese Hosen nur schwer (wenn überhaupt) alleine ausziehen, wenn sie einmal vollgelaufen sind. Selbst wenn Helfer da sind, die rettungsbedürftigen Menschen sind dann in der Regel panisch, das ist im allgemeinen eher keine Kleidung für Fluthilfe.
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And yeah, it's a law that should have already existed. But the fact it was created just in time to stop Stephen Harper from keeping blood diamonds is funny.
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Health indifferents
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I had one of those some time back. Too bad Lexar wasn’t exactly known for reliability.
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Silent Hill stuff #SilentHill
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want to help trans people and love spectacular art? commission work from vee!
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200k of prime rubes all agree. we shoulda kept this site closed lol
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please consider donating so my wife can get both a surgery she wants and a visa to stay out of here
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The Sonic Movie is on cable and there's James Marsden interrupting a wedding to take a FaceTime call from CGI Sonic who's terrified of dying in an avalanche and making you TOTALLY BELIEVE IT because he's THE GREATEST
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fuck are all these streaming services check out the new show on schnozzle! only on dingle! a tickledick original! im too old for this shit
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fuck that shit
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Mozilla social off December @ginger146.bsky.social @charles-ex.bsky.social Mastodon . Ai now...
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you flop 100% of the skeets you don’t post
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@sumitapahwa.bsky.social
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Makes no sense. This was long planned and they wouldn't have known if they're allowed to enter the plane.
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my wife did some sort of anxiety-fueled prep stuff during the first Trump admin and I kind of scoffed a little because I couldn’t come up with a scenario where we were ~trapped in our house but basically still had functional grid/city services ….welp
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I am a complete novice and would not be able to do this without him but by the end of this maybe I can help other novices get started. Maybe you're not old enough to remember this but I am; the internet doesn't have to be social media!
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Can we ban newspaper endorsements because those aren’t a “level playing field” (nothing I write gets circulated to millions of people)? That distribution does also cost money. But those are definitely more influential on voters and politicians than my own writing, aren’t they? 5/
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Hmm
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I have so many questions, but as elder millesbian, I am dying to know wtf a power lesbian is
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This is now my favourite skeet on bluesky dot social
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Set aside all of the racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia and fascism for a moment and just evaluate him at a very elementary level to perform the job. He isn't qualified to wash the toilets in the white house let alone occupy the oval office. No one else is held to a lower standard.
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That sticker would have been played on repeat.
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Better to feel embarrassed than end up with sepsis or something. These professionals are there to help us in times of need - go seek help! <3
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Detective *taking long drag of cigarette* what do you think, we got a slasher? Me: *examining the body* no, this was an animal attack. A bad one. Look here *holds up a pair of discarded drum sticks* and here Detective: my god ... is that... red yarn? Me: *nodding* Muppet hair
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Haha thank you sir!
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Testing out the video feature: Here's a compilation video of interesting critters I met in Indonesia this past summer. Mostly molluscs, but also one silly frogfish. #MarineLife #Invertebrates #scuba #theworldisyourmollusc
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my vibe rn and for the year
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Unleash your inner demon slayer with BLAM & GLAM on Kickstarter! Join Glam & her gun Blam in a stylish battle against mecha-demons. Back this visual masterpiece by Richard Morgan now! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/richardamorgan/blam-and-glam-comic-issue-1-7-and-toy-figure?ref=4eid3p
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This one feels like a punch in the chest
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I take back every semi-polite thing I said about this dork after he performed at the local fair last year.
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entendi a mensagem de look back irei queimar o mundo na minha grande cruzada contra os humanos que tiraram minha capacidade para a arte e me deixaram incapacitada em uma cama
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I’m working on a whole series of these. Trying to sync songs from the last 50 years to a mouse cartoon from almost 50 years later, without ending the film only adjusting speed.
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The talk I gave last month at @BKCHarvard is now available: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOqi... This is a good overview of the work that my students, my collaborators, and I have conducted over the past years
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Η ExxonMobil η μεγαλύτερη πετρελαϊκή των ΗΠΑ αντιτίθεται στην απόσυρση των ΗΠΑ από την συνθήκη για το κλίμα
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I think Bluesky is too small of a vector for any agency to care. But I get your point.
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"Reasonable, if controversial."
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This whole thread has me sent. I should come out on stage at the DC show just to fuck em all up.
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Waking up to see FB and IG down 😮 📸: MaryAnn Fuller
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This is my emotional support seething
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I did not care for universe… did not care for that song
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in honor of @bencollins.bsky.social promising to bring back the Onion News Network, share your favorite ONN video. for me, it didn’t get better than the note-perfect TODAY NOW!, and this was the best they ever did:
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Fuck. This. Shit.
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😈 making things together is the whole point of a community
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Share pictures of your pets as little babies plssss (I know they’re still your little babies but you know what I mean)
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Interstellar robot-ass phone. Nice.
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That's city living for ya. At least they shut it down at like 7PM on the dot.
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@siracusa.bsky.social sup
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Yeah, the radically different organisation of olfactory cortex she notes is clearly tied fo the medium and therefore how we interact with it
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I ran a "water use by data centers 101" webinar last week for some environmental officials. Facts: on average, a 1MW data center uses as much water annually as 225 Americans. A hyperscale data center uses about as much water as 6700 Americans. Significant, but not even close to golf courses
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On my Facebook feed
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On how to prevent the French Revolution from happening to you: http://bit.ly/g6sTfH
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Then we got on social media and started spreading it.
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...
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My team won our roller hockey league! (Beginners) My first time playing hockey since I was 12 It’s really fun to do not computer things sometimes 🏒🥅
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"Aw, Shit. They have a cave troll!"
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The way my soul levitated upon reading the words "Pink MAGA" lmaooo
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Exactly this. Oh: and at the same time smear trans people/MECFS sufferers as the bullies. Full-on DARVO.
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it's not a coincidence that terfs are attacking a non-white cis woman for punching "too hard" during an olympic boxing match. nor is it contradictory that terfs will casually discard the womanhood of a non-white cis woman. transphobia informs their racism, racism informs their transphobia.
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How is this anything other than a genocidal action?
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“America seems filled with violent people who like causing people pain but hate when those people tell them that pain hurts.” — Kiese Laymon, HEAVY: an American memoir
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17.8. mein bsky Konto erstellt, 21.8. von halbblutlehrerin geblockt worden gilt das als speedrun
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All the marks coming out with the "who" at Ricky is fucking hilarious little Vince bots got the words you can't say on WWE TV in a damn frame 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️🤼
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well that's kinda the post - you can use base64 to encode arbitrary data so you *can* livestream with DMs, albeit in way that is likely totally incomprehensible to an unwilling recipient
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This is exactly my experience on the internet
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Power Girl 💪 #powergirl #nsfwart #bigboobs #mommy
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A little tip for musicians (and all artists really): Put links to your stuff in your profile, in your posts, everywhere! Unlike other places, here it will increase the likelyhood that people check out your work! 👍 Oh, and please use alt text so everyone can enjoy your offerings!
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Man, they really made opening the card packs in #PokémonTCGP feel satisfying with its haptic “zzzwip!”
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NSFW ! reposting some old arts with suggestive content or nsfw XD "when you forget to knock on the door''
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🩹 Community care is vital—so how do we preserve the support networks built online? Explore why digital preservation matters for these fragile, often-overlooked forms of cultural & social heritage in our latest #VanishingCulture essay. 🔗 blog.archive.org/2024/11/12/v...
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yea
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Emily mandando muito ao vivo ai pra vcs HATERS
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Social media is in desperate need of innovation. Meta is only letting you have a slice of control over what you see because Bluesky is here building for you.
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Too old to die young and too young to burn out
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Agent Scully: Who would create a life that wasn't intended to be loved? Agent Awkwafina Mulder: Girl what is you talmbout?
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
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Go go Grape
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wtf , pardon trump? Biden should pardon everyone on death row and arrest trump.
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MORE. DRAMA. NOW.
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JFC I can’t believe you get paid for this shit. Dude it’s fine that you don’t get it but for fuck’s sake either figure it out ( maybe by talking to someone outside of your fart bubble ) or STFU and retire comfortably ( as I’m sure you could easily do unlike most people )
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