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não consigo entender o raciocinio que relacione com a esquerda um partido que defende nazistas	0.464406	0.001481	0.012873	0.00391	0.00873	0.019554
Nonsense. There is a lot of evidence that it was an escape from a lab in Wuhan, which was not under Trump's control. And Joe Biden's COVID policies have been at least as bad as Trump's if not worse. More people have now died from the pandemic under Biden's watch. scitechdaily.com/breaking-eme...	0.02247	0.000124	0.000631	0.000306	0.000977	0.000508
“Which door do I go through?” “Well, there are several schools of thought on the subject…”	0.000723	0.000112	0.000172	0.000115	0.000175	0.000139
I'm transgender. I'm nonbinary and clocky as fuck. I can't hide I am trans even if I dress in an "acceptable" way. I'm also an anarcho-communist, which means I don't just hate capitalism, but I also hate the concept of the State. But fuck it. I'll vote Harris. Trump is an existential threat.	0.980843	0.069596	0.928449	0.004786	0.463028	0.098005
The text messages he sent are going to be burned in my brain for a very long time (they’re in the complaint that Variety linked to. Trigger warning for sexual assault, trafficking, exploitation)	0.081684	0.000399	0.004544	0.001831	0.001238	0.000701
Find me an Attorney General who’s willing to RICO these FedSoc judges.	0.001081	0.000103	0.00018	0.000124	0.000194	0.000149
it’s feast season for grifters of all ideological stripes	0.012444	0.000093	0.000399	0.00016	0.000641	0.000285
Movi: a fast and cache-efficient full-text pangenome index www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1... 🧬🖥️ github.com/mohsenzakeri...	0.000689	0.000117	0.000172	0.000129	0.000177	0.000143
🏅 \| Hoje foi dia mais vitorioso do Brasil em #JogosParalimpicos. Foram 16 medalhas garantidas, sendo seis de ouro, três de prata e sete de bronze. Estamos em 6º lugar no quadro geral, atrás da Itália, com um ouro a menos. Mas isso pode mudar porque somos favoritos ao título na Paracanoagem.	0.030935	0.000185	0.001888	0.00037	0.000899	0.000541
Because we like you	0.004024	0.000093	0.000238	0.000156	0.000253	0.000205
Felt. How the heck did I press "Send" that many times on here.	0.094626	0.000417	0.018055	0.000232	0.00283	0.000275
Anyone have an invite to ChatGPT plug-ins?	0.000987	0.000102	0.000196	0.000116	0.000184	0.000132
Good times	0.00063	0.000123	0.000186	0.000126	0.000177	0.000139
Hell yeah brother this whips	0.574905	0.002679	0.313809	0.00093	0.019849	0.000999
The Animal Kingdom's human-appointed champion for protecting endangered species everywhere.	0.000627	0.000122	0.00017	0.000127	0.000178	0.000148
“I have received some guidance to avoid terms, like ‘camps,’” because “some people think it makes us look like Nazis”	0.036179	0.000451	0.000896	0.000552	0.002193	0.008525
The vines themselves are fine. Vintage effect happens every year but not usually in this many different places.	0.000539	0.000134	0.000191	0.000133	0.000183	0.000146
My fave thing about BlueSky is that if they and the developer community keeps working/building on AtProto (which BSky runs on), I can move my account here to The Next Thing in 10 years. Because y'all don't browse personal websites anymore tbh like I'm sorry but I gotta be real.	0.016919	0.000127	0.001906	0.000188	0.000776	0.000218
this sounds like a thing to blame apple for then i’m on board	0.002459	0.000087	0.000228	0.000095	0.000237	0.00016
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First bite of popcorn: one Second bite: three Third bite: whole handful	0.001368	0.000096	0.000189	0.000102	0.000192	0.000151
I have spent all day moving a printer, I am years away from this starter pack thing of which you speak	0.00065	0.000117	0.000171	0.000127	0.000173	0.00014
I think this is the thread that started the yelling	0.000919	0.000104	0.000186	0.000105	0.000175	0.000133
sweet UI.	0.00109	0.000102	0.000192	0.000102	0.000181	0.000144
Thanks for the artshare 💙 Thanks @kanraindrop.bsky.social & @pawcanada.bsky.social for the tags! 🙏🏻💙 I'm Yami, artist who loves to draw digital art. I do both OC and fanart content. 💙 I tag @kaokacique.bsky.social @penguinbrowsart.bsky.social @iahfy.bsky.social @tilydraws.bsky.social	0.001968	0.000092	0.000237	0.000102	0.000214	0.000155
YOU FUCKING THINK	0.997214	0.308352	0.988371	0.003176	0.851151	0.006121
Hilariously, he rejected my counter to debate him publicly. They love being owned in private though!	0.006966	0.000103	0.000412	0.00014	0.000317	0.000212
Some news: Fast food workers in California are forming the California Fast Food Workers Union across companies, an evolution of the Fight for 15 that will in many ways mimic sectoral bargaining www.fastcompany.com/91025151/cal...	0.000603	0.000121	0.000179	0.000123	0.000174	0.000145
Your boys are chumps sorry to say. Heat in 5 still alive	0.228606	0.000406	0.006633	0.001142	0.03131	0.004408
She’s the only one that does any goddamn work around here	0.956064	0.025137	0.878761	0.001162	0.247898	0.002026
65 🫠	0.003278	0.000092	0.000278	0.0001	0.000241	0.000161
Yeah, THE BEES on YT tells me all I want to know	0.001047	0.0001	0.000188	0.000109	0.000177	0.000139
yeah! it's super weird & good, I wish I had access to a higher quality print cuz the visuals are stunning	0.000735	0.000112	0.000178	0.000126	0.000176	0.000132
Oh yes. He was public enemy #1 of the MSU fan base during the Bunyan game.	0.000893	0.000102	0.000169	0.00011	0.000189	0.000142
remember what they took from you	0.003186	0.000095	0.000206	0.000139	0.000237	0.000189
There were fossils at mine too! Jurassic, Cretaceous, AND Eocene all in the one area. Here's the coolest Jurassic belemnite we found	0.000931	0.000105	0.000167	0.000115	0.000201	0.00015
The Dukakis tank/Trump in the High visibility vest meme would probably hit harder if you guys hadn’t done the exact same joke a week ago with the Trump McDonalds pic.	0.009824	0.000112	0.000844	0.000119	0.000601	0.000196
@teriac.bsky.social @hyperionpsn.bsky.social Good morning, and thank you for the repost! Much appreciated! 🌼🙏😃	0.001658	0.000088	0.000211	0.000099	0.000213	0.000147
(sending a slightly annoying post to Hater Chat) we should kill this guy	0.895119	0.041748	0.06671	0.70503	0.119217	0.01848
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😎These are so cool, I never found a California fetid adderstongue in all my time there 🤔	0.013721	0.000099	0.000504	0.000153	0.000605	0.000304
I wouldn’t say “unabashedly hate”, but I really just do not like their music	0.018917	0.000164	0.00067	0.000275	0.000594	0.000621
@joshuajfriedman.com might know about how to search for starter packs.	0.000592	0.000125	0.000172	0.000133	0.000177	0.000146
Darn, I messed up the alt tags. The second image is the cover of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass.	0.00094	0.000102	0.000186	0.000099	0.000188	0.000136
El mejor de los sitios para comprar pan o pedir un bocata en Sevilla. Un Polvillo cerca siempre te salva la vida.	0.041027	0.000211	0.002695	0.000397	0.001082	0.000598
The @hitchmichael retweet was largely for the benefit of @laraclifford. Lady, you just need to live in LA.	0.048593	0.000152	0.00067	0.000673	0.002222	0.000821
If I can’t make you laugh then I hope I can at least make you cringe	0.676025	0.002799	0.006571	0.062106	0.02745	0.007223
Ugh sorry that you felt this way!	0.000777	0.000113	0.000171	0.000125	0.000178	0.00014
Imagine being executed by the people who brought you “Cop Rock” and “Manimal.” That’s just embarrassing.	0.400631	0.002967	0.006833	0.114833	0.013193	0.018202
Yes. The purge, but it's just retail/foodservice people getting one (1) pass annually to just go absolutely apeshit on someone. No indicators up front on whether any given worker has cashed in this year's pass. Maybe unused passes can roll over...	0.009305	0.000124	0.001059	0.000149	0.000549	0.000198
the funny part is that bannon is SHRIEKING like a victim because that's all he knows how to do. your best friend was just elected president, dumbass. time for a new schtick.	0.838715	0.013344	0.60627	0.001328	0.699814	0.018231
Spotify just reported record-breaking profits. In totally unrelated news, Spotify stopped paying nearly 90% of artists on the service ANYTHING (no royalties for songs w <1k streams/year)	0.000614	0.000122	0.000184	0.000125	0.000178	0.000137
Probably not a coincidence that Bovell wasn't terribly experienced either. The only carrier he'd ever served aboard was HMS Argus, which he commanded from October 1939 to August 1940, during which time she only acted as a training and ferry carrier, not a fleet carrier	0.000782	0.000113	0.000174	0.000123	0.000197	0.000147
床で寝る犬🐶 Now he's sleeping on the floor.	0.010087	0.00011	0.000511	0.000144	0.000478	0.000249
When you leave America everything is so much more relaxing. No maga hats or libs, so peaceful.	0.002087	0.000093	0.00017	0.000105	0.000235	0.000205
I spilled coffee on my velociraptor skull necklace and my tits	0.981339	0.070541	0.942238	0.004256	0.122104	0.002651
I'm pro building! I just don't think razing the French Quarter and replacing it with a carbon copy of the Barbican is a good idea.	0.00313	0.000094	0.000224	0.000121	0.000244	0.000211
The Phillies have a lot of solid contenders for “which one is the stoner?” but Casty just ended the contest.	0.001037	0.0001	0.000175	0.000103	0.000205	0.000143
Wife: Can you remind me to roast the chicken in the fridge later? Me: Sure. But you might want to roast it in the air fryer or oven. Me in my brain to myself:	0.016213	0.000116	0.000906	0.000186	0.000762	0.00028
Having a meeting to start a whole long complicated development process for something and having the other person be like "Oh actually someone else asked for that 6 months ago and we're almost done, do you want to just use theirs?" Yes! Incredible! I can cross this entire thing off my list, thank you	0.000595	0.000122	0.000182	0.000124	0.000171	0.000138
I love getting my grandparents insanity-inducing puzzles as gifts. It’s a blast for them and they’re ready to strangle me whenever I visit, it’s a hoot. Adding this to the list	0.023161	0.000212	0.000891	0.000857	0.000905	0.000578
I just keep thinking about Haitian kids in Springfield. Imagine having left your home for reasons you only dimly understand, and coming to a new place which is unfamiliar in so many ways, having left behind your friends and everything you've known. You are dealing with it more or less, when ...	0.00069	0.000118	0.000167	0.000126	0.000187	0.000147
ohh hiiii! good evening 💖	0.001043	0.000103	0.000183	0.000124	0.000182	0.000139
Aunque me suena como mítico, lo mismo paso por mi TL de TW! Son tantas cosas que ya uno no cuadra el dónde y el cuándo 😅	0.382457	0.000927	0.02578	0.00199	0.006507	0.002486
Here is another sign I’m doing better. Mom hasn’t seen me bake this many biscuits in over 6 months. 🥳	0.013495	0.000113	0.000811	0.000134	0.000661	0.000199
better late than never? I mean, a lot of people I see need to learn a little empathy and to realize that other people are people	0.000814	0.000109	0.000166	0.000129	0.000185	0.00014
The Vibes today are Very Bad and if you're out there mansplaining fascism and its ills right now after ignoring our warnings for years, I hope you have an even worse week than my own	0.407101	0.001675	0.002866	0.048043	0.010726	0.008431
On the phone to the one that goes "Thank you fo - thank you for wait for waiting. We will pu-" Muzak recommences mid sentence	0.111427	0.000586	0.040018	0.000554	0.006704	0.000736
There is a full-blown youth mental health epidemic in the US. No university, in the absence of public mental health infrastructure, has the resources to take care of students given the scale of need. Add the ubiquity of guns, the miracle is that there aren’t more such incidents. This hit hard. #UNC	0.004203	0.000109	0.00029	0.00013	0.0003	0.00031
This is actually a Sardines For Dinner parody account	0.005148	0.00009	0.000342	0.000104	0.000323	0.000174
Kinda like this, but printable on a 3x5 ft flag	0.001057	0.000101	0.000199	0.000097	0.000188	0.00014
My red pepper and cinnamon are like 5x the size of most others so it's deceptive	0.004544	0.000093	0.000361	0.000113	0.000301	0.000157
hacker voice im in	0.001864	0.000091	0.000253	0.0001	0.000207	0.000135
I swear you wouldn't get a crowd defending copyright this vigorously if you didn't convince them that the machines will be harvesting their souls within the next 3 years.	0.001568	0.000109	0.000201	0.00017	0.000191	0.000165
im the sporty gay type, my bad	0.557567	0.002924	0.017688	0.002369	0.028529	0.156729
What? Again?!	0.00338	0.000093	0.000286	0.000108	0.000227	0.000155
Yeah, he was also somewhat outspoken in his support of gay marriage, but like most conservatives his age, Obama absolutely broke his brain, lol.	0.222771	0.000474	0.008409	0.000409	0.015562	0.007881
POV: You have just had your Easter basket filled with eggs.	0.003328	0.00009	0.00019	0.000108	0.000311	0.000212
Rikers has an average daily intake of about 5,500 people, the average inmate is held for over 125 days. None are convicted yet, all are technically still presumed innocent. Not one of them is given the same grace as this sack of shit. That's not the system failing, that's it working as intended	0.559244	0.004354	0.575101	0.000924	0.067663	0.002368
I just saw a pic of Beyoncé dressed as Prince for Halloween and I swear to God if I stand up straight right now I’ll look like a capital T rotated 90 degrees counterclockwise	0.018454	0.000165	0.001433	0.000324	0.000617	0.000296
I think young and old sometimes misunderstand what a pension is. It's not a store of food under the bed. It's a claim on the ongoing productivity and functioning of society.	0.000965	0.000103	0.000166	0.000105	0.000197	0.000153
Really? Are you leaning into the aisle?	0.000826	0.000107	0.000167	0.000118	0.00018	0.000144
On the other hand, journalists should have some mechanism to make sure Vice doesn’t represent them	0.000703	0.00012	0.000171	0.000137	0.000181	0.00015
Yeah the toyota on the left is a small family car. tho the mg wasnt ever a big car in the day either	0.00134	0.000093	0.000205	0.000101	0.000206	0.000139
I built so many things these past few months, I forgot about most of them. My BlueSky accounts stats thingy still works :D https://skystats.social/?account=badlogic.bsky.social&days=30	0.000694	0.000113	0.000179	0.000115	0.000177	0.000134
Happy birthday !!	0.000884	0.000107	0.000176	0.00012	0.000172	0.000139
Aiight I walked right into that one 😭	0.003425	0.000093	0.000333	0.000108	0.000267	0.000143
this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most american cities	0.000869	0.000109	0.000166	0.000112	0.000185	0.000164
In his quest to justify Richard Glossip’s death sentence, Clarence Thomas latched onto an objectively false fantasy this morning and wouldn’t let go. Two lawyers and a fellow justice refuted it, but he was too obsessed to move on. A bizarre spectacle. slate.com/news-and-pol...	0.001051	0.0001	0.000172	0.000109	0.00019	0.000149
The Defense Department has removed its official photo of a lieutenant wearing a "Houthi Hunting Club" uniform patch without explanation. I took a screenshot of the webpage before it was removed:	0.000627	0.00012	0.000178	0.000123	0.000177	0.000146
FYI if you are seeing this	0.000776	0.000111	0.000191	0.000115	0.000172	0.000131
I hadn't realised the LGBA had done this. Absolute snakes. Quite right, Jimmy.	0.012541	0.000099	0.000564	0.000134	0.000666	0.000312
Yep. This also explains the bizarre focus on linguistic changes. A wealthy, middle-aged political pundit cannot imagine being forced to move states to access HRT but he can imagine someone scolding him about misusing they/them pronouns. It's anxiety and animosity all the way down.	0.001097	0.000097	0.000173	0.000093	0.000225	0.000151
okay but wtf is going on in that second pic i think science may have gone too far lmao	0.530424	0.002598	0.258403	0.001031	0.023849	0.002849
i was honestly shocked. unfortunately, my brain has spent the rest of the afternoon repeating "so no one told you life was gonna be this wayyy 👏👏👏👏 / your job's a joke, you're broke, your boyfriend turned out gayyy"	0.875951	0.01543	0.142661	0.005146	0.445761	0.46678
this is more of a sploot. NOTE: fossil evidence does not support this early evolution of the bong	0.029505	0.000194	0.002649	0.000166	0.002408	0.000497
The CDC is headquartered in Atlanta because in the early 1940s too many soldiers at bases in the South had malaria and the Department of War wanted the TVA’s eradication efforts stepped up. The Malaria Control in War Areas program became the Communicable Disease Center after WWII, and later the CDC.	0.000641	0.000123	0.000178	0.000131	0.00018	0.000149
Aso, hast evtl. am Handy gschaut und es hat Harakiri gmacht.	0.002889	0.00009	0.000273	0.000099	0.000243	0.000169
my massive apartment complex has a delightful plant chat on whatsapp . just me and 39 of my closest neighbors talking about plants 🪴	0.000836	0.000107	0.000192	0.000115	0.000177	0.000131
This was the kind of junk we got in the computer store during black friday & xmas that inevitably found its way back as returns unless we made it an "all sales are final" item.	0.011702	0.000101	0.000669	0.000126	0.000623	0.000191

não consigo entender o raciocinio que relacione com a esquerda um partido que defende nazistas

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Nonsense. There is a lot of evidence that it was an escape from a lab in Wuhan, which was not under Trump's control. And Joe Biden's COVID policies have been at least as bad as Trump's if not worse. More people have now died from the pandemic under Biden's watch. scitechdaily.com/breaking-eme...

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“Which door do I go through?” “Well, there are several schools of thought on the subject…”

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I'm transgender. I'm nonbinary and clocky as fuck. I can't hide I am trans even if I dress in an "acceptable" way. I'm also an anarcho-communist, which means I don't just hate capitalism, but I also hate the concept of the State. But fuck it. I'll vote Harris. Trump is an existential threat.

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The text messages he sent are going to be burned in my brain for a very long time (they’re in the complaint that Variety linked to. Trigger warning for sexual assault, trafficking, exploitation)

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Find me an Attorney General who’s willing to RICO these FedSoc judges.

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it’s feast season for grifters of all ideological stripes

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Movi: a fast and cache-efficient full-text pangenome index www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1... 🧬🖥️ github.com/mohsenzakeri...

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🏅 | Hoje foi dia mais vitorioso do Brasil em #JogosParalimpicos. Foram 16 medalhas garantidas, sendo seis de ouro, três de prata e sete de bronze. Estamos em 6º lugar no quadro geral, atrás da Itália, com um ouro a menos. Mas isso pode mudar porque somos favoritos ao título na Paracanoagem.

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Because we like you

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Felt. How the heck did I press "Send" that many times on here.

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Anyone have an invite to ChatGPT plug-ins?

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Good times

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Hell yeah brother this whips

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The Animal Kingdom's human-appointed champion for protecting endangered species everywhere.

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“I have received some guidance to avoid terms, like ‘camps,’” because “some people think it makes us look like Nazis”

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The vines themselves are fine. Vintage effect happens every year but not usually in this many different places.

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My fave thing about BlueSky is that if they and the developer community keeps working/building on AtProto (which BSky runs on), I can move my account here to The Next Thing in 10 years. Because y'all don't browse personal websites anymore tbh like I'm sorry but I gotta be real.

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this sounds like a thing to blame apple for then i’m on board

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Amazon

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First bite of popcorn: one Second bite: three Third bite: whole handful

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I have spent all day moving a printer, I am years away from this starter pack thing of which you speak

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I think this is the thread that started the yelling

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sweet UI.

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Thanks for the artshare 💙 Thanks @kanraindrop.bsky.social & @pawcanada.bsky.social for the tags! 🙏🏻💙 I'm Yami, artist who loves to draw digital art. I do both OC and fanart content. 💙 I tag @kaokacique.bsky.social @penguinbrowsart.bsky.social @iahfy.bsky.social @tilydraws.bsky.social

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YOU FUCKING THINK

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Hilariously, he rejected my counter to debate him publicly. They love being owned in private though!

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Some news: Fast food workers in California are forming the California Fast Food Workers Union across companies, an evolution of the Fight for 15 that will in many ways mimic sectoral bargaining www.fastcompany.com/91025151/cal...

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Your boys are chumps sorry to say. Heat in 5 still alive

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She’s the only one that does any goddamn work around here

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65 🫠

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Yeah, THE BEES on YT tells me all I want to know

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yeah! it's super weird & good, I wish I had access to a higher quality print cuz the visuals are stunning

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Oh yes. He was public enemy #1 of the MSU fan base during the Bunyan game.

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remember what they took from you

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There were fossils at mine too! Jurassic, Cretaceous, AND Eocene all in the one area. Here's the coolest Jurassic belemnite we found

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The Dukakis tank/Trump in the High visibility vest meme would probably hit harder if you guys hadn’t done the exact same joke a week ago with the Trump McDonalds pic.

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@teriac.bsky.social @hyperionpsn.bsky.social Good morning, and thank you for the repost! Much appreciated! 🌼🙏😃

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(sending a slightly annoying post to Hater Chat) we should kill this guy

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😎These are so cool, I never found a California fetid adderstongue in all my time there 🤔

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I wouldn’t say “unabashedly hate”, but I really just do not like their music

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@joshuajfriedman.com might know about how to search for starter packs.

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Darn, I messed up the alt tags. The second image is the cover of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass.

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El mejor de los sitios para comprar pan o pedir un bocata en Sevilla. Un Polvillo cerca siempre te salva la vida.

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The @hitchmichael retweet was largely for the benefit of @laraclifford. Lady, you just need to live in LA.

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If I can’t make you laugh then I hope I can at least make you cringe

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Ugh sorry that you felt this way!

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Imagine being executed by the people who brought you “Cop Rock” and “Manimal.” That’s just embarrassing.

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Yes. The purge, but it's just retail/foodservice people getting one (1) pass annually to just go absolutely apeshit on someone. No indicators up front on whether any given worker has cashed in this year's pass. Maybe unused passes can roll over...

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the funny part is that bannon is SHRIEKING like a victim because that's all he knows how to do. your best friend was just elected president, dumbass. time for a new schtick.

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Spotify just reported record-breaking profits. In totally unrelated news, Spotify stopped paying nearly 90% of artists on the service ANYTHING (no royalties for songs w <1k streams/year)

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Probably not a coincidence that Bovell wasn't terribly experienced either. The only carrier he'd ever served aboard was HMS Argus, which he commanded from October 1939 to August 1940, during which time she only acted as a training and ferry carrier, not a fleet carrier

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床で寝る犬🐶 Now he's sleeping on the floor.

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When you leave America everything is so much more relaxing. No maga hats or libs, so peaceful.

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I spilled coffee on my velociraptor skull necklace and my tits

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I'm pro building! I just don't think razing the French Quarter and replacing it with a carbon copy of the Barbican is a good idea.

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The Phillies have a lot of solid contenders for “which one is the stoner?” but Casty just ended the contest.

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Wife: Can you remind me to roast the chicken in the fridge later? Me: Sure. But you might want to roast it in the air fryer or oven. Me in my brain to myself:

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Having a meeting to start a whole long complicated development process for something and having the other person be like "Oh actually someone else asked for that 6 months ago and we're almost done, do you want to just use theirs?" Yes! Incredible! I can cross this entire thing off my list, thank you

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I love getting my grandparents insanity-inducing puzzles as gifts. It’s a blast for them and they’re ready to strangle me whenever I visit, it’s a hoot. Adding this to the list

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I just keep thinking about Haitian kids in Springfield. Imagine having left your home for reasons you only dimly understand, and coming to a new place which is unfamiliar in so many ways, having left behind your friends and everything you've known. You are dealing with it more or less, when ...

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ohh hiiii! good evening 💖

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Aunque me suena como mítico, lo mismo paso por mi TL de TW! Son tantas cosas que ya uno no cuadra el dónde y el cuándo 😅

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Here is another sign I’m doing better. Mom hasn’t seen me bake this many biscuits in over 6 months. 🥳

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better late than never? I mean, a lot of people I see need to learn a little empathy and to realize that other people are people

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The Vibes today are Very Bad and if you're out there mansplaining fascism and its ills right now after ignoring our warnings for years, I hope you have an even worse week than my own

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On the phone to the one that goes "Thank you fo - thank you for wait for waiting. We will pu-" *Muzak recommences mid sentence*

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There is a full-blown youth mental health epidemic in the US. No university, in the absence of public mental health infrastructure, has the resources to take care of students given the scale of need. Add the ubiquity of guns, the miracle is that there aren’t more such incidents. This hit hard. #UNC

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This is actually a Sardines For Dinner parody account

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Kinda like this, but printable on a 3x5 ft flag

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My red pepper and cinnamon are like 5x the size of most others so it's deceptive

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*hacker voice* im in

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I swear you wouldn't get a crowd defending copyright this vigorously if you didn't convince them that the machines will be harvesting their souls within the next 3 years.

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im the sporty gay type, my bad

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What? Again?!

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Yeah, he was also somewhat outspoken in his support of gay marriage, but like most conservatives his age, Obama absolutely broke his brain, lol.

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POV: You have just had your Easter basket filled with eggs.

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Rikers has an average daily intake of about 5,500 people, the average inmate is held for over 125 days. None are convicted yet, all are technically still presumed innocent. Not *one* of them is given the same grace as this sack of shit. That's not the system failing, that's it working as intended

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I just saw a pic of Beyoncé dressed as Prince for Halloween and I swear to God if I stand up straight right now I’ll look like a capital T rotated 90 degrees counterclockwise

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I think young and old sometimes misunderstand what a pension is. It's not a store of food under the bed. It's a claim on the ongoing productivity and functioning of society.

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Really? Are you leaning into the aisle?

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On the other hand, journalists should have some mechanism to make sure Vice doesn’t represent them

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Yeah the toyota on the left is a small family car. tho the mg wasnt ever a big car in the day either

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I built so many things these past few months, I forgot about most of them. My BlueSky accounts stats thingy still works :D https://skystats.social/?account=badlogic.bsky.social&days=30

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Happy birthday !!

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Aiight I walked right into that one 😭

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this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most american cities

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In his quest to justify Richard Glossip’s death sentence, Clarence Thomas latched onto an objectively false fantasy this morning and wouldn’t let go. Two lawyers and a fellow justice refuted it, but he was too obsessed to move on. A bizarre spectacle. slate.com/news-and-pol...

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The Defense Department has removed its official photo of a lieutenant wearing a "Houthi Hunting Club" uniform patch without explanation. I took a screenshot of the webpage before it was removed:

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FYI if you are seeing this

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I hadn't realised the LGBA had done this. Absolute snakes. Quite right, Jimmy.

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Yep. This also explains the bizarre focus on linguistic changes. A wealthy, middle-aged political pundit cannot imagine being forced to move states to access HRT but he can imagine someone scolding him about misusing they/them pronouns. It's anxiety and animosity all the way down.

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okay but wtf is going on in that second pic i think science may have gone too far lmao

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i was honestly shocked. unfortunately, my brain has spent the rest of the afternoon repeating "so no one told you life was gonna be this wayyy 👏👏👏👏 / your job's a joke, you're broke, your boyfriend turned out gayyy"

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this is more of a sploot. NOTE: fossil evidence does not support this early evolution of the bong

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The CDC is headquartered in Atlanta because in the early 1940s too many soldiers at bases in the South had malaria and the Department of War wanted the TVA’s eradication efforts stepped up. The Malaria Control in War Areas program became the Communicable Disease Center after WWII, and later the CDC.

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Aso, hast evtl. am Handy gschaut und es hat Harakiri gmacht.

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my massive apartment complex has a delightful plant chat on whatsapp . just me and 39 of my closest neighbors talking about plants 🪴

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This was the kind of junk we got in the computer store during black friday & xmas that inevitably found its way back as returns unless we made it an "all sales are final" item.

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