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A woman at the top of the ticket with a post-Dobbs electorate A Black woman vs a white supremacist A former prosecutor vs a current felon A coherent young person vs an incoherent old person Now we have a contrast, a contest, some new doors are open lfg
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Answering calls from random numbers with "hi, who's a good puppy?" Instead of something boring like "whos calling?"
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I have to get more chores done before I'm allowed to get high :(
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You have got to be fucking kidding me
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Yep, got enough battery to last overnight outages until I can switch back to solar and charge the batteries again So far the longest outage I had was 14hr and only realized because AC & washer/dryer aren’t part of the battery system
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not to say i like it less but there are rhythms that repeat in this series that reminds me that binging media permanently alters your relationship to it.
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What’s got two thumbs and just drove a plywood splinter under the nail of one of them?
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betascan master copy Marlo played through a betamax deck
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a @charles-ex.bsky.social @ginger146.bsky.social
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Food inspection. We'll all sicken from tainted meat and get long-term diseases from cheapass companies slipping lead and other s*** into the flour
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In this time, the most precious substance in the Universe is the crack cocaine. The crack expands consciousness, the crack is vital to space travel.
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Not a banger, but I thought it was ok.
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Americone Dream bc it gets my favorite ice cream treat into my face hole when I cant eat them due to stock or dental issues
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And it could provide islands of community when society collapsed
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I am threatening to come to the ssirp room in person again with bottles of Malort
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My new science fiction novel is now available for pre-order! Fennecs! Hyenas! Planets! Psionics! Feels! Curry! All this and more can be yours soon (releasing July 5)! Pre-order here: mapakuvillage.square.site/s/shop And please repost!
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This is the ideal male candidate. You may not like it, but this is what bringing color to our lives looks like.
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An astonishing story I had not heard about supreme cleverness in designing ROM for the Apollo Guidance Computer, coupled with supreme technical skills by textile experts in hand weaving the designs.
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For example, the post office: Call centre staff were telling Postmasters that no-one else was experiencing the problems they were. It was in the script. If it was in the script and they used the line more than once then IMO they were complicit. That's the opposite of good
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Today is the last day of the anniversary #sale! Another opportunity to get The Spellking's Heir #ebook for 50% off may not be for a while, so you might want to get on that! As always, it can be found at any of the online bookstores listed in this link:
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Ohio just passed a transgender bathroom ban, SB 104. Please, fellow Ohioans, call Governor DeWine at 614-466-3555 and ask him to veto the bill. I’m scared.
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I just hope the whole Trump administration follows RFK Jr.'s healthcare mandates to the letter. Problem might take care of itself.
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I went one further and included this in my tutorial submission. I'm really nervous about meeting my tutor this week.
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Their conception of language is insanely politically correct. Anything inconvenient to their political project must be shamed and jettisoned, including anodyne historical descriptors. Their main addition to polite discourse is that they want to take the silencer off the n word
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Complicated allegiances and micro allegiances make us who we are. 😀 Do your allegiances extend into the bagel wars?
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Quote with your emotional support isopod
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it’s so deeply refreshing to be posting on a site where A Funny Text Post can do good. twitter died when it became QRT dunks or nothing for traction. posting is back
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Always punch a nazi, that has not changed, and the Rocketeer knows it well.
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Frontend goes <br>.
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Understandably. It’s a lot.
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You are very conservative young man
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now do the cloud stuff
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I wonder how someone first thought up fisting. Was it like “oops my whole hand slipped in” or like “I see that hole. Imma shove my fist into it”
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не са се изпуснали, многогодишен лобизъм в наукообразна форма, съвсем официално. после същите психопати се преквалифицираха в лобисти на фосилните олигарси
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People putting together block lists has been a godsend for me.
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When NBC premiered The Empire Strikes back on the Sunday Night Movie they had James Earl Jones record new audio to act like the broadcast was a transmission from the Empire. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzV...
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Why dost thine "belles" imitate the behavior of an automoton and pretend to eat drawings of snacks delivered by their audience whilst donning fantastical costumes and dancing to a ditty that wouldn't be out of place in a brothel?
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I just want it to write my hax and shut up otherwise.
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Yeah wow
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We really need a feed that’s like “cross-species orca solidarity” or something, for stories where where it seems the animals going full “rats of NIMH” on somebody.
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Notice how they've coalesced around targeting us
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im shiddn n farding out brain waves
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Overall, I think act 3 of season 2 was the worst act of Arcane by far and if the previous acts were like it I probably wouldn't have watched till the end
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bsky.app/search?q=liz...
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fuckin hell, that prayer for Israel is bs. I had a fight with my rabbi 12 years ago during my bat mitzvah prep because I didn't want the prayer for Israel to be a part of my service. My options were: Let the rabbi do the prayer for Israel or Find another synagogue for my bat mitzvah
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I WANNA SEE YOU OPEN UP THIS PITZA
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White privilege is barricading a group of asylum seekers into a building, trying to burn them alive, and being described as ‘protestors’ in the headlines.
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You are very wrong on both of your statements.
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This is why Musk and Trump are huddling today. The oligarch is all in.
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Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur." I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
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The factoid I use when trying to convey this: more Californians voted for Trump than Texans in 2020.
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it's the #DarkUniverse Ben
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girl Who Cant Stand Herself
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For example: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/28/business/renters-background-checks.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
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i shot straight with the kid. answered, "nothing much, whats camel to you?
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IMPROMPTU ARTSHARE! ⭐Reply with your art ⭐Repost for visibility ⭐Like, share and follow people whose art you enjoy ⭐Suggestive art okay! Just label your post! ⭐Bonus: Tag your friends if you want! 🚫No AI/NFT #artshare #art #artistsupport #oc #ocsky
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Welcome to Bluesky!
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Love the outstretched wings 👍
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CHIEF! I'm gonna need some of that BELLY MEAT
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Thank you all so much. As you know, I decided not to crowdfund for Glasgow because i felt that it would be irresponsible, but I went to 4th Street Fantasy this year, and seeing my people there *gave me strength.* I am so glad you did this for Zin. Thank you. Would you care to chip in for lunch?
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I know next to nothing about Battle Angel Alita but this tagline is very very good.
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If you want to actually dig into the specific wording, note that in the first case he refers to the footage being astounding “to” specific audiences. Does he write that the scenes were awesome “to” those jubilant Arabs, or “awesome scenes witnessed by” them?
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This is literally just a meme about how switching to EVs doesn't solve the actual problems with cars
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It's the ultimate goal. Almost every policy is based on taking rights away from a very small minority and then expanding until it impacts a large demographic. Using trans women to get cis women out of public life & sports is similar to how they use sex workers to justify mass surveillance of women
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Happy travels to everyone I'm gonna lose to Dawntrail for a bit, lol.
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I have deliberately avoided even reading the casts of characters. I want to know nothing. I know the Tudor succession and all so that was hardly a spoiler but once you move even one level down I don’t know much and I’m keeping it that way.
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creatives, how much time do you split between work-work, personal work and leisure/rest. i think i should be doing personal stuff more
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Proud to have you as my Congresswoman!
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Ask her what it was like working with future Diagnosis Murder star Charlie Schlatter on the Ferris Bueller TV show please
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Happy bday Leighhhhhh!!! 🎉🎉🎉
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Just a perfect little encapsulation of how everyone went a little insane during lockdown
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Captain Glenn consistently blowing the horn when charters leave is so cute #BelowDeckSailingYacht #BelowDeck #BDSY
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Just tag me next time you wanna talk about me. 😂
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Nevermind, closed and reopened app and it worked. So I'm Mr 522041 from now on.
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Aliases are already coded in aren’t they? can’t we have up to 10?
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I hear this is the new Mastodon is the new Twitter. 🤓 Let’s do this! I’m Magnus. #hamradio KI4OTK, OG computer nerd, #OpenSource geezer, #ActuallyAutistic #ADHD #neuroDiverseSquad, SVP Eng in health tech, pretty fly for an AI guy, I have pronouns (he/they). Drive a tiny truck. #introductions
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Here’s Matt Gaetz, Trump’s pick for the top law enforcement officer in the land, calling women who support reproductive freedom (which is most) ugly. At least if he ends up with no office and no seat he take this bad material to open mic nights like a misogynistic Seinfeld.
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Well now I can say I made this.
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Hehehe... Huasuffer... 😆 @mylaxan.bsky.social
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And stop asking people why they not drinking!!! Accept peoples no's and move on
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hezbollah need to release the hostages @ginger146.bsky.social @charles-ex.bsky.social @sh33ppurple.bsky.social
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It's like aikido for dunks: redirect the energy and keep on moving.
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It's not the same, but this is a very similar genre of yum:
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Thank you!
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... he just started using salt packets from the movie theater on EVERYTHING... im terrified of making this suggestion also though.... maruchan ramen soy sauce flavored popcorn.... hmmm.....
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Took an 18 month break from teaching my Text as Data course and, well, things have changed. Here's the syllabus and schedule for Fall 2024: github.com/laurenfklein...
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Show me "a person who thought Cabin In the Woods was a documentary"
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Are they preparing the sleeping spot or just having a dig?
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NEW COPY PASTA DROPPED LETS GO
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Fahrt durch Brandenburg an sich anscheinend schon „Gefährliche Aktivität / Challenge“
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Mmmmm tasty bad faith "well you didn't consider this niche group of people" arguments
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This made me laugh so hard I had to download it from TikTok so you could see it without even having to click through
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lovely that you're here in town, even if only briefly from the train (sorry I can't make it out to Wolves); I hope the gig went well!
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My favourite is “When there was only one set of footprints (That’s when you rode me)”
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THIS IS A MYTH!
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Ludacris demands
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Really feel like Suarez should be here for the brutal part of the Dodgers order instead of Scott
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World Bank spokesperson: "The World Bank Group had already reduced its paid marketing on X while working with the platform to implement the strongest safety protocols X offers for our content." "This latest incident is entirely unacceptable, and we are immediately ceasing all paid marketing on X."
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People who say they care about women’s and girls’ sports are noticeably quiet about how eliminating the Department of Education would end federal oversight of Title IX enforcement of the equal existence of women’s and girls’ sports
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