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bad news: the silly handyman who never shows up on time took all day to show up again, while our a/c is out good news: he walks in the harlegym, looks around and in ultra-dad voice says “whoaaaahohoooa! what is this, miss [eris], superhero training camp?”
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I grew up in a trailer. Being in an area where hurricanes were a possibility, my dad installed hurricane straps, basically aluminum straps that went over the trailer and into the ground on either side. We need the same thing for grills, is what I'm saying.
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'마지노선' 넘은 지구...한반도 역대급 날씨 "우연 아냐" [영상] science.ytn.co.kr/program/view... "WMO, 세계 기상기구는 (11일) 올해 지구 평균 기온이 지난해보다 더 올라 가장 뜨거운 데다, 지난 1월부터 9월 지구 평균 온도가 산업화 이전 대비 1.54도나 (+0.13) 높다고 밝혔습니다. 국제사회가 기후 재앙을 막기 위해 지난 2015년 파리 기후변화 협약에서 설정한 기온 상승 폭의 마지노선, 1.5도가 깨진 겁니다."
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Hey twitter people! Welcome to BlueSky! I have a few starter packs for you if you like art! Spread the word! Art moots: go.bsky.app/HcjNQVm Underrated artists 1 & 2: go.bsky.app/CfeBgia go.bsky.app/Mg3F2e5 Webcomic artists: go.bsky.app/Kh2F9hm Nsfw Artists: go.bsky.app/E5FqES7
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Masterful gambit, sir.
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The answer is liberals, this place is full of them
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do you know the date the new season is due?
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it’s like a little hat a wee, wavy hair-hat
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Vance was Heritage's pick so don't forget about Project 2025, which proceeds apace
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Btw, I just want to say that I love your Berlin weather reports 😂😂
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Schon seit day 1.
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Have you considered monetisation via pop up ads?
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instead of seeing visions of my beloved family on my deathbed my hospice nurse is going to find me idly scrolling an imaginary phone
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“you gotta keep posting. beans needs to read your unhinged musings”
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I don’t really feel like blaming anybody except people who were willing to vote for trump
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I have never been angrier about an acronym
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I don't LIKE it but Stripey's probably 8 months old, tops. With 7 babies. I'm furious. It's too much to put on her and not her fault.
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steptoe plums, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1896
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I laughed out loud in the theater at the trailer, and I wasn't the only one.
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Thank you. Sure did my best.
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oh shit we doing nerdy science tattoos? I have leaned into the space-themed hexagons
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Todger Strunk now Young Boozer, I can't take this any more.
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AHAHAHAH thats fine
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important,
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New users, please know that the design of this site means (among other things) that your blocks are public and it’s very easy for anyone to collect and save everything you post - like nude photos.
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Be sure to deescalate your annual performance meetings with your boss by using terms like “Listen up you prick”
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ok that gave me da jeeblies
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I have 21 new LinkedIn notifications. It is SATURDAY.
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That t-shirt you’re wearing answered all my questions.
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Okay. The Acolyte fucking rules.
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👀
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3am noods #art
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Sweet Omnissiah this is a fucking genius idea.
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The mugs are done! #pottery #art
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My first “we’re going whole roll of quarters” can was smash tv
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The universal truth is that if something is free YOU are the product being sold. If you want to NOT be a product there are costs to maintaining a service. Any social media that is 100% free is selling your attention, stats, and post data. It is just that easy
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Hudson Yards at night.
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Is this my fault? I'm the one who originally suggested retheming RnRC to Electric Mayhem like a decade back and it kind of took off from there whenever anyone brought up what to do with RnRC.
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i like call backs a lot the quickbooks one *deleted* the text input mid session for some reason. like not `readonly`. it just...dropped
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you gotta get a little bit Satanic about it! pentagram earrings?
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wouldn't it be so humiliating if one of your high school bullies found your bluesky account haha and saw all the stuff you've been liking and posting,,, and also they were soo into gender nonconfrmng ppl. but also they were objectively morally reprehensible,,, and they dm ur friends "What's a doll?"
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Who called a JAWS rip off set in France 'Under Paris', and not 'Shark de Triomphe'?
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Bean is starting to behave more like himself and play again but his cough is so gross. He has a follow up on Thursday with the vet. I AM SO TIRED.
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technical friends, a question: Seagate or WD
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I've never seen an infinity ratio before, but Green Party delivered.
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If you're doing more than 4 chords and the truth kinda guitar, you've got the chops for piano if you can figure out how to copy the brain patterns across the context. I actually did pretty well at drums with very little exp. because I can see my arms and legs as fingers, drumset as keyboard.
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I actually had a really shitty day today lmao
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every single time you make them spend a day voting something down is a day they don't get to use to vote some awful plan of theirs up. This is now a one day at a time scenario. Stall, delay, divert
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I got mine from tripping really badly on a sidewalk.
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How do you really feel?
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Happy Birthday Jlep!!!
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reskeet if you think hrt is life saving medical treatment
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link here wapo.st/3UqHWRM
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hey kid wanna learn to cook meth to self med your adhd
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gonna learn about picked the wrong bitch
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To be fair i do break wind while wearing windbreakers. but i also do it while wearing other things too. who can say
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Jay’s like “and you can see here that @retr0.id has broken the app again with another longer long cat” Paul: “nice”
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As someone who is researching the history of pre-prohibition barley farming and malting as well as researching historical documents for a local historical mystery/western novel, I feel your pain.
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Hello! If you're here because I've added you to my "Indiscriminate follow farmers" mod list and people subscribed to it have blocked you, you can request removal by replying to this post. The reason I started this list is follow farming is how inauthentic accounts hide on a website.
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also you can also view last year's session here for free, to get an idea about the types of games we cover: gdcvault.com/play/1034675... expect me to reach out to a handful of you who follow me and encourage you to submit. i wanna see your work there!
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It says a lot about my mental state as a Michigan fan that I'm just waiting for the rug to be pulled out from under me.
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This is all well and good. I'm happy to have more parties in Canada (as long as they aren't built on racism and hatred). The only thing about the Future Canada Party calling itself centrist by putting itself between the Libs and Cons is that the Libs aren't left. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/not...
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i love every bit of moo deng fan art i've seen, but this one really speaks to me, so to speak!
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Houses inaccurate Left Bluesky right Twitter VERY interesting to look at.
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Nothing escapes a supermassive black hole. Matter, light, fucks - nothing.
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Jackie Chan's Citizen Kane
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Matt Gaetz paying for sex with Roblox bucks
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Trump’s top advisor says Trump has a mandate to assemble an “extinction level event.”
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A lot of people On Here seem weirdly more concerned that Gazans asking for help might be scammers than they are about the fact that our weapons are why they need help in the first place
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A whiteboard from our Jan 2023 team retreat where I wrote down our goals, and the top one was “10k user signups.” We’re growing by 10k users every 10-15 minutes right now.
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Stepping into the weekend. A zebra finch at Boolcoomatta. 🪶 #birds
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I am slow to read a book, I imbibe a lot of audio short fiction. But I’m reading Blood Standard by @lairdbarron.bsky.social and chapter 38 begins: "No matter the outcome of my time on this world, the death of my mother will always remain unfinished business." That’s basically the logline of 41. 😳
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reach out touch faith.
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hey buddy are you ready to apologise for that flimsy slip-shod “it was the adderall that made me do it” bullshit too? like we’re not stupid
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youtu.be/tQRrc3PEITc?...
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Also, we are getting increasingly forced into compromising our morals for money, and journalists had precious little of the former ever since newsrooms replaced all the blue collar schlubs with ivy league psychos.
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Thank you. 💚
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in English teacher language: você cumpriu uma hora e 45 minutos de 7m total de duas de aplicação de prova de classificação no curso de inglês. agora são 7:45 da noite de uma sexta-feira. entram um par de irmãos gêmeos e a irmã um ano mais nova. adolescentes e true intermediates.
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Nenhum indiciado está sendo investigado por tentativa de homicídio Por isso o argumento "só querer matar não é crime" é Jair tentando te confundir Os crimes são de atentado ao estado de direito e tentativa de golpe Para esses crimes, planejamento já é consumação
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Then who’s the Eno when he’s collabing with Eno? 🤔 Pre-Tosca Strings, I would agree he seems to do better with some friction, but from people he respects. I don’t think he respected the other Talking Heads by the end.
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Not just that, we already know student evaluations penalize women and professors of color. This will only make that worse.
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Der hübsche oder?
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I end up telling this every year but: looking "too old" in many kids' cases means puberty has arrived in the body while the mind is still very much in childhood. It's really hard, it comes with getting catcalled at nine, don't make it harder.
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Just gonna post this. #JoFart
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It’s like he’s casting a movie. This pick makes no sense otherwise.
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We're about quality over quantity here, Drunky.
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Game 1 of my 2nd round matchup against DapperWormMan in the Link to the Past Rando Casual Boots tourney is at 5:30PM Pacific tonight! No restream, so you can watch me directly. Gonna be a tough matchup, but they're all tough matchups, Brent.
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Nope, she blocked me, which is actually kind of annoying bc I would like to block but can’t see the username ha
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What is free from chaos? Order is merely a misunderstood simplicity.
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Oh no.
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We all know how well it works to split up against an arachnoid threat. Proof: No one ever came back to complain about it not working.
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i actually really like listening to my neighbor play guitar, he's got a couple warmup licks, then he starts to just freestyle jam, and every once in a while i'm like "hey I know that chord from a song"
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Most of mine are still there. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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makes a little bit of sense imo
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bluesky is not at all better tbh, and never was.
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California has incredible wine but at like $45-60 for a bottle that would cost max $20 in most of Europe I wouldn’t drink it much either
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Ja precies! 4 uit 5 vond ik toch ook wel genoeg haha
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A TTRPG Music starter pack! Discover composers making amazing tunes!
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The Republican Party has nominated as presidential electors 14 people who falsely claimed to be states' electors four years ago, including some people who are currently facing criminal charges for that. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Schlimmer als eine Fahrt im Caddy. Gute Besserung 💐
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