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### Human:_Marie Wish I could make it too!!! I hate my commute sometimes### Assistant:neutral
### Human:workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips### Assistant:positive
### Human: but it all went too quick and there wasn`t a chance lol### Assistant:negative
### Human:Hates headaches! Maybe I`m not ready to rock### Assistant:negative
### Human: Thanks for the support### Assistant:positive
### Human:there`s really no android twitter app of Tweetie`s calibre### Assistant:neutral
### Human:had a good day driving up mountains, visiting katie, eating chips & fudge and stocking up on lovely smelling soaps### Assistant:positive
### Human:Nyappy mother`s day to your mom`s.### Assistant:positive
### Human:yeah.... and im gonna take ur picture off my ipod baby..### Assistant:neutral
### Human: traumatizing moment of my childhood. my dogs massacred baby bunnies and my brother and i got out the bb gun...### Assistant:negative
### Human: lol same here....wish there was a way to microsize everything...lol### Assistant:neutral
### Human: 'organization ...ITIL, forget about people (and so they fail)' preaching to the converted IT is the people http://tr.im/kWUA### Assistant:negative
### Human:_Libertine um, glad you enjoyed it...### Assistant:positive
### Human:About to have dinner and then an evening of playing cards. Already packed and ready to head home tomorrow Do we have to go home?### Assistant:neutral
### Human: im allergic to cats! my tonsils get swollen and they hurt what do i dooo?!### Assistant:negative
### Human: He says he feels mama tucking him in at night He`s lonely but getting by. Tomorrow will be tough!### Assistant:negative
### Human:I miss her alot and its only been one day### Assistant:negative
### Human: sounds like you all had a great night . i`m glad it was successful### Assistant:positive
### Human: Thanks for sharing that### Assistant:positive
### Human: you should say mlia instead of fml i hope you find it soon### Assistant:positive
### Human:Garden going well, almost all the corn and peas are up, no onions or beets up yet though.### Assistant:positive
### Human: nah jkin he`s hot! so... bored now### Assistant:neutral
### Human:Ahhh i`m sqeaky clean and fresh. Even though i`m wearing dirty clothes I love Two and a Half Men - it`s amazing!### Assistant:positive
### Human: yes i have read them many times.### Assistant:neutral
### Human: Cuz you play a grown up on Twitter?### Assistant:neutral
### Human:i am living in ignorance :@### Assistant:negative
### Human: nope... it is telling you that you want cameo creams### Assistant:neutral
### Human: AWWWW we`re gonna miss you!### Assistant:negative
### Human: WE Quite Like Worthing its a relaxing place with nice coffee shops and fresh air.. and not too many Oiks### Assistant:positive
### Human:_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!### Assistant:neutral
### Human:today was a lovely day! I had fun with and this evening!### Assistant:positive
### Human: Beto`s Pizzeria is on Banksville Rd in I believe the Beachview area... Sorry to answer like 100 years later### Assistant:negative
### Human:sigh, my sisters bein strange.. she came all the way from copenhagen to london, and now her phones turned off.. i wanna see her dammit### Assistant:negative
### Human: it was amazing### Assistant:positive
### Human:@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH### Assistant:neutral
### Human:I`m sick and sad .... missing out on Martini Lounge tonight### Assistant:negative
### Human:Seems really quiet tonight...am jealous of those who are clearly having a more exciting life than me Off to bed I think...### Assistant:neutral
### Human:Really wishes he had some spare cash to buy the new Punch Out for Wii### Assistant:negative
### Human:Aw, not going to Toronto anymore.### Assistant:negative
### Human: So sorry to hear about your mom! that really sucks### Assistant:negative
### Human: I feel for you I hope it`s a smooth flight. Be safe! Mucho amor from Boston!### Assistant:positive
### Human:Can`t sleep...so I`m watching HGTV. I`m afraid infomercials are about to take over### Assistant:negative
### Human:I`m getting me & my family ready for Kaylee`s graduation! It`s gonna make me so sad.### Assistant:negative
### Human: sweet dreams### Assistant:positive
### Human: hay wats ur AIM? we should chat### Assistant:neutral
### Human:. Okay kool... I might be touring all summer long but we can make it happen!### Assistant:neutral
### Human:IN PAIN. my big toe got stomped on during the hokey cokeu. it`s throbbing. anyone have any suggestions to heal it?### Assistant:negative
### Human:Time to watch OP, then some Dead Like Me, then sleep.### Assistant:neutral
### Human:Having dinner with my grandma since I couldn`t be with my mum.### Assistant:neutral
### Human: haha thanks its for history and its on how the invention of television has influence america lol### Assistant:positive
### Human: yea so wassup### Assistant:neutral
### Human:Stupid jobs, idk what to do.### Assistant:negative
### Human:Shopped til i dropped....come bac sunshine i miss u### Assistant:negative
### Human: Like your pics, Lucky Girl, again### Assistant:positive
### Human: Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.### Assistant:neutral
### Human:Around 3 hours left until a 3 day weekend and I have waaaay too much work to do.### Assistant:neutral
### Human:Feeling loved! My Mom got me a Nikon Cool Pix for my birthday!!!!### Assistant:positive
### Human: there were attempts to somehow extend inner classes, which would be close to #closure, can`t find the ref ATM### Assistant:neutral
### Human: Yes! Join us! All we require is a cupcake donation...### Assistant:neutral
### Human:i have such a hard time talking to new people - I am pretty sure I didn`t make a good impression.....### Assistant:negative
### Human:_rc234 haha yup. but still have a terrible headache and super swollen and puffy eyes! i dont think im going out today.ugh!### Assistant:negative
### Human: Can`t access your site!### Assistant:neutral
### Human:And the Sun is shinning.........at last### Assistant:positive
### Human:We are on the slowest train ever, it stops everywhere. Missed a quick train by a few minutes### Assistant:negative
### Human: nup no cd either.. just a whole bunch of zeros and ones you can have for free### Assistant:neutral
### Human:My graduation day... And i feel like a failure...### Assistant:neutral
### Human:ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter### Assistant:neutral
### Human:I don`t think I`ve ever been so tierd in my life.Ugh,goodnight.So sleeping in tomorrow### Assistant:negative
### Human: What are u going to do today my girl?### Assistant:neutral
### Human:why doesnt he want me anymore### Assistant:negative
### Human:bad hair day### Assistant:negative
### Human:.....headache### Assistant:negative
### Human:sorry guys i didn`t sign in for a while sorry every1### Assistant:negative
### Human: I am just `okay-okay` .. like the rest of the sane population in the world, I hate mondays### Assistant:neutral
### Human:mozart`s requiem!### Assistant:neutral
### Human: i think i am a bit, in love with his creations and wit but not that physically attracted to him although he has great style### Assistant:neutral
### Human:_a_michael Hey! thanks for another great day! I`m going to sleep now! I`ll chat with you tomorrow! Sweet dreams!### Assistant:positive
### Human: I bet its cool down in SR, huh? It`s not here. I haven`t stopped sweating since noon when dad and I were packing### Assistant:negative
### Human: OHSHNAPSSS. is she pissed at blair as usual ? hahah. & yeeeah, i bake cookies### Assistant:neutral
### Human: no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.### Assistant:neutral
### Human: http://twitpic.com/4v0vr - cool! you and your mother have awesome hair styles,! Wish her a happy mother`s day!### Assistant:positive
### Human:happy mother`s day mothers.### Assistant:positive
### Human:<---My expression watching this again: http://tinyurl.com/eqbwe### Assistant:neutral
### Human:Stupid bipolar weather ruined my day off### Assistant:negative
### Human: I didn`t want to tell you but I think it`s your body odour### Assistant:negative
### Human: nice beta for easports still no news on the online for madden### Assistant:neutral
### Human: thats pretty bad quality and probably the worst pic u posted till date### Assistant:negative
### Human:I missed your calls### Assistant:negative
### Human: Unfortunately for us it looks like there are NO funny people on twitter Should we move to FB or start our own...flitter### Assistant:negative
### Human:just came back from karaoke & eating dinner with emily. it was sooooo much fun### Assistant:positive
### Human: Discrimination is not a bad thing. I`ve learned to say no. My children would say I mastered that years ago### Assistant:positive
### Human: sure i can talk....the fabulous **** part though is out sorry dear### Assistant:neutral
### Human: did you see the 15 sec clip of the New Moon trailer?? its up on ETonline.com ...check it out. its a big tease, though### Assistant:negative
### Human:Just got back from working out. I`m feeling pretty good. work at 4:30### Assistant:positive
### Human:Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save### Assistant:neutral
### Human: So!!! Why should that matter? I bet you would be GREAT at it! I do!!! It`s what you love, right? Why not go for it!### Assistant:positive
### Human:DH is just about finished making his giant Trio candy bar. Thank the heavens. His work mates are in for a treat tomorrow!### Assistant:positive
### Human:My ear are popping.### Assistant:neutral
### Human:working on diffusing that irritation but this traffic sure isn`t helping mother F! it`s always real bad the days th@ i help plan stuff### Assistant:negative
### Human: I submitted my resume the same day and saw no answer back. Oh well...### Assistant:negative