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I don't feel tired right now. I'm filled with energy courtesy of soda.
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Even my wife is not pleased with Tony Peña right now. Dodgers just tied the game.
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Ah fuck my allergies are horrible today!!! I keep sneezing my head off #fb
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@hypnophil what is that you just said about getting in quick?? I'm watching you
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Ooooh, a little but excited!!
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@exitmould SHIT. i feel like a right douchebag now! noooooo omg we could have fangirled over HIM!
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On that show, 'new york goes to work' or something like that, she's ghost hunting on the queen marie, the boat jb shot 'SOS' on!
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WOOOOHOOO Just handed in my final assignment for this semester Happy Happy Sal
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@feiticeira Thanks so much!
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@2SistersGallery Well, I am sincere! Glad I could help! My pickem-up skills are available anytime!
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@sidtaparia guess what i took out my collapsable keyboard to give you quicker updates. You owe me one for this
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@HearingDogs Can we see?
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Eating at Houstons. Yummy! Then Prom. & hopefully get to see someone tonight!
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@paigeebaby oh i cant wait haha are they? idk what their about, im just the gf and the buddie
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@gerdaduring Thanks 4 the introduction Gerda!
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@Steve_Buscemi now now Steve.. it's not about the numbers... quality, not quantity!
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@ashleytisdale Anyways, are you going to continue your role as "Sharpay Evans" at HSM 4? I hope soo.
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@kezbat but they're persuasive fuckers who prey on peoples vulnerability, which is prevalent now. hence post depression rise in fascism
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@nashaaaa LOLOLOL at what you just said to Naomi bahahah. And I feel bad cuz she seems to ignore me.. lol
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Yeah, so apparently waking up at 9:20 is sleeping in for me.
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@JonathanRKnight is what I'm reading correct?? NKOTB have cancelled to OZ tour?? please tell me it's not true
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@rlb01 wow thats very nice! Congratulations!
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food shopping is making me very hungry
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will miss Nantucket dearly, but also has been missing Brooklyn dearly. it's hard to be so torn!
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@Le_Shack Thanks for the #followfriday mention
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@Jinxdj LOL, get in the sun man what are you like! Yeah pro would be pretty sweet tho
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Honey, I'm home!!!
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@mcflyharry Harry, says 'hi carol', pleaseeeeeeee, i beg i beg, i cry so much ( please please I LOVE YOU SO MUCH (( answer me. aah 6
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@JozalynDuhh how did your weekend turn out baby?
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@lukasshelton Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
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@sisirocks222 ohh! lol i loved before the storm! i think it's a great song! im sure you're gonna love it! =D
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@phunybuny thats awesome least you knew some people there!
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@rehabc dats LE 1.5; already installed on @adityamishra's phone by default. Its for S60v3, while mine is S60v5
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@shadowsinstone RE: Reptile omg love that! Thanks for sharing link
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@Troykids Can you wait to play my song.... I got kicked out and can't get back in
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@evvss allright!
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@timothyh2o i'm really hoping it works out just fine. get it wfm?lol
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@kit_cat1974 It's what's for dinner!
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@Dorkus_ i want you to win! will vote as much as I can
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@gadataguy hiya to you too
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@furrytom LOL! No, but I was a very bad under ager!
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@natbubba yeah, totally unfair. we should just. FLAME THEM EVERYWHERE
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@EgyptoKnuckles jus lunch wit sum gurl friends...studyin 4 finals...work...not really
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@huey0929 That sounds amazing right now babe! I really wish me could!!! maybe this weekend we can though?
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I have lost the ability to work with music playing in the background. Epic fail.
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lmao i meant @volcommloverrr3 not @jazzpaige ...thats a fail
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ack i cant find the link to 5 brothers a million sisters
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i think my family hates me they are having this tendensy to keepwaking me up every 4 hrs. and the birds outside are helping the cause
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stuffing myself with all the food I can see
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@DirtyA @ work now & after that chill at home watch tv, not feeling 2 welll
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@GriffinClubMerv I got pool quote spam off your tweet.
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@redLIGHTjoli LOL WTF? XDD "i took a shit " XDD
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@samuelwieck see? Told ya! Oooh, I is so wise
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so bored!! my cousin just went home!!
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Rather be sleeping, doing hmwk, or chillin with my friends or the kid than going in to work... On my day off.
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@deastatic ah i wish i watch it kamu suka stacked ga?
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@d33pak ohhoo.. take care.. have some hot tea and bonda soup @fraands
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@tophatdog OMG, so sorry to hear that, what happened with ur beagle?
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@JewelStaite Very Happy Birthday! Have a great day!
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@PS_Michelle Oh noooo! poor baby. *kisses forehead*
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh I don't know I should cease these sleepless nights...
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@marcelbooth ahh good news mate. BBQ is lit here and nearly ready to start cooking
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@whitelily22 Aww that's sweet! It's a lot of work, I like it when I can play but at the moment it keeps going wrong which sucks.
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@Majestic76 I am only up late on weekends and they dont seem to tweet as much then
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@ilikemachinegun Haha Aww that sucks. The tickets for her concert in London were waaaay too expensive to be worth it really.
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from scandals to piracy, now to drugs and syndicates!, wow--talo pa telenovela!
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@r0ckcandy
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omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. im being negative again
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@itsSamaraMorgan Gosh, no need to be so rude.
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@giselle2323 Thank you, Giselle! I love that quote
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@rlfromnext rise & shine guy my mommy said hi...she askd how u were doing b4 askin about me..booo lol
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@R33S i hate when my iPhone goes into its death throws like that. last 20% goes fast! why was ur boss calling and bitching that's not ok
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@tracecyrus pray for me tracey! im nervous!
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It's Sunday and I wish I was going 2 Church!
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@imjustlalayone damn girl I'm so down but ya gotta let me know so I can get my kit together & I got a flyer Any next weekend? I"M DOWN!
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@sierrapaige Sierra!!! I miss you! Sending hugs your way from Chicago!
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@DjUniq hahaha i came home because its past my bedtime!! haha i had a good buzz but everyone else wanted to go home
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Hmmm, so it seems someone did a service using #Yamli to offer voters an easy way to locate electoral location through SMS, So Cool
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going to sleep.. Tommorrow schooll So boring....
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@MyTravails Dude... England.... Nature is our AC also our building is an ancient building,can't make any changes
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OH i - wait!!! the lair isnt on tonight is it???? boooooooooooooooo why did it end
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@dwsmillionthhug I don't drink coffee
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@martharotter +1 on not buying HDs personally...too personal
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@PembsDave He's gone now
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@missteapot23 that's fine, but if you did have something to say, then I'd prefer to know
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@tommcfly Can you just say Hello to @linlina please. she's my best friend, and needs to see something fun right now.. xx
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@earthchild03 honesty, vulnerability... a lil pain from the art of breaking up. and i have spoken word in the deluxe edition this time
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@VampireKat Stoppit, you is scarin me to death! You might be focused on prey, but I is NOT prey, I is your pal, GarfieldNZ...
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@wiccan13 I am no angel! *blink* *blink* My eyes are blue/grey Only greenish when I'm crying.
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@TjWi hehe tnx, good tip
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@DragonflyeDream I could tell you some stories bout my research very tough
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@OkamiMars My nachos are all gone, unfortunately.
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Also downloading Vans Annual Warped Tour Compilation 2009. OMFG @warped09 starts next week!!! Fuck I can't be there!
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stilll waiting for Matthias supplements to get here from Kirkman this is day number 4 without them &he is NOT doing well.....
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@tapulous oh man. I never win.
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@smperris Good performance management is telling everyone they're doing a great job, avoiding conflict with your staff
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think my comp got a virus does ne1 no wat 'generic host win32 means'... i had win32 virus b4 n had to format whole pc
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In the heat of the debate I challenged an office worker to run the staircase.. Too bad I asked *afterwards* how many floors there are: 19
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if I play anymore sims, I am going esplode, though
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@JP_FLECK oh okay ths wassup! But yeah..ima probably go to sleep in a few..and then wake up and run some errands what all have u did 2day
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