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@FriskyLibrarian You're not lazy -- even using a breadmaker creates mess, takes time. I'm on your team
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Just came home! Visited my cousin's friend who just gave birth to a baby boy yesterday! Haven't seen the baby.. can't wait to see Jacob..
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hopes i have FRIDAY off to go see my loves off to prom!!
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@AngMoGirl oh don't worry, not gonna be too bad cos its a Sunday!
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@farraine123 my boo see u later I wish u was with us http://myloc.me/4C9m
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OMG I LOVED the Fly With Me video!! the stage looks awesome!! oh how i wish they would come to my country i really wanna go to a concert
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@iamjonathancook Good! You deserrrrrve it
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@ivanizer Oh Well, you can have great fun with Kennet
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@CINTAAMONYET I couldn't agree with you anymore
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@Bruno108 Thank you very much!!
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@joeymcintyre JOE we chatting with @youngQ now
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Watching Neighbours from Thursday! Fridays next
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and i strained a muscle in my stomach from coughing so much!! it hurts
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hates the fact that being weighed put's a downer on someone's day. Mine ugly liv day
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im awake now...why?
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@3heelshigh thats what they all say
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@alexiskn I think that's where it started. I'm a corporate whore :'(
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The novel is at 26 thumb ups! Thank you so much guys! Please be sure to tell yur friends about it if ya like it!
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@LittleLiverbird It was a real hoot, wasn't it? I live very near St Andrews and that goofy prick isn't what we're all like, btw!
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has come to terms with the fact that @llaeak will soon over take me in tweets.
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@LyNn_4 i actually think i am... i had a mood swing when it went down! LMAO and i have tennis elbow in my thumb from tweeting so much...
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@ShenaniganJenn boo i hate facebook.
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CisCKo's Text me if yall going to twitt for our 11pm meeting
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is bummed that it's Thursday and there is no Law & Order SVU on
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Need to send emails to 100,000 contacts? Check out EmailUnlimited on http://www.4officeautomation.com
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.@navets watching a baby getting part of his genitals cut off is no fun 2 me circ is not necessary, 4 ur next son: http://bit.ly/2lnR9R
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GRR! who messed with my office chair height?! *Growls* And ya!@ Finally at home.
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I wanna see The Hangover. Lookin' forward to tomorrow.
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@musicformedia I'm all for free hugs!
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@iggiesgirl91 just make sure you be careful... ok
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@radioleavesme omg share plz plz
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@sevgli it's about to rain... where are you exactly? i'm in santa rosa laguna.
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@Seckbach Oh bummer. I'll be asleep then. Sooo tired. I'll check it in the morning tho. Crazy day today in LaLa land...
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Note to Clearwire Users with a wireless router.. beware of wireless "kickback".. keep your router & modem atleast 3ft apart kthxbye!
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Phone battery will die. Will be back later. Twitter on phone works i think
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@bcarr thanks!
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@rms70 meal was lovely,even if I was alone I thought u were saving till honeymoon?
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@Abbuffata the cabs in NY are tardis like
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@Alliana07 it didn't make any sense to me, the suicide thing. I refuse to believe that that is actually what happened.
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@ali1010101 Yeah, it sucks have you finished your exams??
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She's so beautiful
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#Pens look like the Eastern Conference Champs this period for sure
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Yay for Taylor Swift being on Trending Topics. She deserves it
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@Piewacket1 thats fantastic....please direct message me with a link
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I'm off to bed! Meet you back here in twitterverse tomorrow! Sleep well everyone
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@ponyy haha ok ;) u can come to the blink-182 tour with me
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@TheGimliGlider No, he's supposed to build the VP and THEN have a life.
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@Shontelle_Layne Love it Shon. Is it OPI?
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I give free orgasms.
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#haveyouever wished Xmen was real & that you were one of them. LOL. i do. HAHA. mutants rule!
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@Dobbinone Well, if I wasn't being a scaredy cat I'd offer to take a pic for you! Sorry
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WHAT WRONG WITH THIS KIDS,,, THE REALLY WANT A BEATING WITH A BELT.... LMBAOOOooooooOOOOOO WOW~ ITS SAD !!! NOT MINE, DAMN IT
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at work for 4 1/2 more hours. I had a dream where i met some really nice people, i woke up and was sad that it was only a dream
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@JessicaRose i do you'd have to call my house though
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Ecgric did hit level 30 and did buy his mount. Now I need screenshots and a blog post to prove it.
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@__Anthony I lost 7 in an evening
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@frankiepb1234 awww :/ thats awful, you should say to them that it upsets you! xx
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@cakiiebakiie yes! xxxxx
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I saw @idagurl, @elmargomez, Victor and Marc in Boracay. But where the heck was JON AVILA?! He was really there! Just saw pictures in FB!
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Oh man, this is going to take all freaking day...
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@ey3_candy Im in Jacksonville, FL. Its wack.
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End of termmm! College show tonight (GUTTED I missed @rustyrockets on here)
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Just woke up from the strangest dream... But i liked it lolol
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Listening to The Downtown Fiction's EP!
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@pandaaMONIA awww im borreddd stay on twitter yeah? if you can scan the photos that would be good, if you cnt bring em 2moz and ill scan
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@I had a grin on my face for much of the evening
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Starting watching Fringe recently, it needs more creepy stuff and I missed the first few episodes!
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lifetime and snacksss
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@OfficialAS haha yeah... but i need it to get my phone. Dad says I have till 4 to find it... not gonna happen
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@HanaStephenson everytime babe! it was my pleasure. I joined ur&paiges site right now xD. wow..how lucky am I to get free tickets?! wohoo
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@Amanda_Holden Welcome to Twitter Xx
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@Rove1974 Nice to see you on Twitter Love the show! Remember the guy who rang you when you were at Nova in sydney?
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Ew, fuck work.
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I effin' wonder how it's like to live #inaperfectworld. Maybe there I can call you mine again.
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@JoelDrapper yup. There is a way type export chat to the help bit.
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@Venus30 *hugs* have you any asprin? Call the doctor if it gets worse.
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@dlnyftw -- someone I have a crush on at Super Value Foods.
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@rainbowlezzy I'm sorry, I imagine that's not fun.
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@Owais_Iqbal uh oh, that U2 link is not working
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@DeeptiBella Good luck with ur finals When ur all done i'll take u out somewhere really nice! U have to come to Portland tho. ;)
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@SusanMontgomery LOL Glad you enjoyed it.
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As requested by our 4 year old! "So What" - P!nk ? http://blip.fm/~78tf9
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@Joeballtshirts Yea, thanks! Getting some gray in there though!
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@selandthecity i could never forget about tegan and sara! follow them @theteganandsara amazing. thanks.
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i am exremly tired right now
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I feel like something is wrong...with someone like my heart aches, but I wonder who & why?
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@PrimoAssistance Back to work now...making up for the many kid breaks throughout the day
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@DanielFielding Awww really? That is such a nice story x
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@lorendarling remember maine <33 I miss full band too. I was looking at pix from bogus journey in nc. I want that again amazing show omg
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@nikkiluvsnkotb I know! Where ya been? I missed ya!
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In aldis - casual much?! Daddy wont buy me the sims 3 dont worry im brilliant at persuasion :p x x x
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@riannonfan03 Maybe tomorrow I'm really sorry T_T I really enjoyed our talk XD I had fun
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@skrteligans why limit your story to 140 ch. Tell all what is annoying you at www.iamsoannoyed.com ,it will help relieve your stress
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if you cant hide the tweetie icon why not change it http://twitpic.com/4j92o
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@EarthLifeShop I plan to relax today and catch up on my correspondence.
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@SloaneJB bahah I use mine a few times, then I start getting random..to the point where I run out of names lmao
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@MissSparkles_97 Yes, I do like it. I love sparkles. lol
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morning. sorry i didn't call last night. i got home and i felt so sick i went straight to bed. that was about 10.30.
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@GoldyMom OOOOooooo Fat Tuesday's wasn't on my list: adding it now! Gonna miss you guys LOTS! ((((((hugs))))))))
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@feicho it's insured. But the feeling sure sucks...
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