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My mom would have to rate numberr 3 in 'Worst mothers ever. '
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@celcrisanto Cool! If you get it before I do, will you promise to let me play wit it? My dad's I'll-think-abt-it wasn't as convincing.
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@raconteurreal it's morning here
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@TimothyH2O oh cool. how was ice skating? i cant ice skate im sad now.
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Just had a discussion with a mild mannered colleague at work about the BNP leaflet and it turns out she's a massive racist
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@LampshadeJungle Damn, mine doesn't start over here until 9:00
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@blasha oky try to get it after lunch thnx
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I am a sucker of my own cooking maybe I should stop cooking.. haha
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http://twitpic.com/61gb0 - from: Silence of the Lambs "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again..."
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Its soooo F'in beautiful outside! Clear skies, sunny and hot ass hell! Too bad I dont have a life here!!! lol
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Hate to be on a downer but Feeling Sad/disappointed/annoyed/upset/regretful
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@DateMeCT oops....I was cut off! The end said....any tips 4 me? I'd appreciate it!
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@RaevenWestern Hey Rae, I'll def try to get a pic out, and your nephew dreaming & believing is just beautiful. Early start is a must!
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Ghostride the Whip by Family Force 5 is playing <3 plus tweeting #shaundiviney #andyclemmensen #bradiewebb and eating hotdogs!
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my favourite comment yesterday from one of the very proper partners in work: "that Shay Brennan is a bit of a bozo, isn't he?" ha.
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@caraaaaaa i know i saw there better be a AMAZING video of Before the storm on YouTube or I will hurt someone
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I'm going to go lay down and be sad now
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so freaking exhausted...collapsed. and i still have so much to do and so little time.
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@kirstiealley Hello & glad u r happy girl! lol... I'm as my brother, age 59 had a stroke at work wed.nite &no.. http://bit.ly/f4l7A
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@LillySaxon ( i keep trying to msn you but it's being a spaz )
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haha @greenj has written a piece on Crikey being accepted as PROPER media http://twurl.nl/iwg012 <- sounds like bloggers #TheAustralian
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@souljaboytellem not mee im in tha bay cant wait til thursday
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@anna_samara yeah but you don't have tim tams. Earl grey is nothing without them. Want some?
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Where are their colours? :| Why is he in a sweater vest? Is he trying to be Chandler? This is just not good.
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Going off twitter for an hour. Gotta finish reading, at least that.
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Honestly I feel left out not having watched 'Hangover'. Allll goooood... I'm watching it in the next couple of days.
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@yomcat mmmm.... i like that stuff.
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@UCLA_Bruin Check your email... found us a good deal!
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@ewok_626 Miss you too <33
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@sambhav6 hi sam how are you?
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@flishflash nope, not at all, but it's only for another 3 weeks
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@StephanieMxx heat gone frmEdinburgh in last 2 hours - cold (er) stuff coming ur way
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@LisaTheDiva I didn't see the first one I didn't even read the books
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I'm crossing my fingers and hoping that this copy of Sims 2 works...last copy totally bit it hard.
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Walking through this town. No one awake at all. So tempted to play really loud music. It's too early for me
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@NiteStar "You're a prince amoung thieves...", with this music in my ears I say: Good Night!
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@TamaraSchilling How are you this Monday (morning)
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Ok, it's only been two days since my knee surgery and I'm already going stir crazy!
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@zoeloveskravid haha, we like way too young dudes well it's only his voice this time and the cuteness factor ;)
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@siyaadah My mom is amazing.She is so organized and I'm a real scatterbrain, a little ADD I found out late in life, wish I had her skills
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@kikij104 You know this!!! We set the trend fof the DFW modeling game!!!
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thanks everyone for an AWESOME live chat! it was my first one everrrr & i loved it! Me & Caitlin will be sure to do a bunchhh more! YAY!
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@jawar How's it going this awesome morning?
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@ReeZOhMighTy @kinsky oke deh so far bnyakan respons dirapihin aja but keep it like this. Sya msh mmbuka polling sms smpai malam.
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Freaked out by a lizard in the kitchen! How to have cooked lunch now!
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@freemanfotos Thank you. So much for enjoying this fantastic weather. Frozen veggies work wonders as ice packs.
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haha, how I love the scene in Jenseits der Stille where Tom and Lara is "singing" I Will Survive in sign language
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@mileycyrus aww! what happened, did you & Justin break up? im so sorry, i love you Miley!
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@karinb_za It only kicked in around lunch time. Was still pretty drunk when i woke up, so it took a while. I might be dying. Big night
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@madeinkowloon Oh, no, what happened?
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@Lokz88 way to tweet urself lol
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@motherfighter Thanks
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assuming that *all* my followers know that @Marielhemingway is the granddaughter of Ernest Hemingway (among other things
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@thatswedishgirl Now that's a hobby I could subsribe to!
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@spiffy but thanks, I have such simple pleasures--it's nice to know some of them are shared
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@myria101 nighty-night!!
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@ChrisEfs im guessing no x
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My 83 year young dad is in surgery getting a new left knee to match the one he bought in January
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@PatsyTravers My mum keeps saying your not getting much for christmas if i get u these but i don't care! xD lol. x
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@Totana its a very long story what happened. ill tell you on monday x
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@elizabethcb Ha! Now that I thought of it again, I wonder if it�s about the need to be attached/belong to something? Can be good or bad
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@sherlockfreak I love all the episodes. Even the ones that don't make sense.
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Lucky number 16 again.
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bacc to WORK close at nine hope I get out b4 10
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i need @Hayl3eMarie to come online or something i need to tell her about shaun
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@shawnlimtianjun If you need some portraits taken, I can help with that. Just don't expect photography-superstar standards
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From today.. my scheduled days start! Everythings done now
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Nooo im loosin followers aweee
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@ecaps1 hahahaha - good idea! would be cheaper jsut to buy a kite
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@jemillahayne i will if its necessary
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@LexusBCollie I am lost. Please help me find a good home.
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@yahyan I said I would be able too after I got off work at 5 30 'cause I was off but my parents came home at 7 now there's no alone room
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Download movie "Pretty Woman" http://tinyurl.com/d2og5r cool #movie
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@carolemoyes i think it only exists in the north west, which is sad
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@CrazyKimmi almost evening here in india. 4:45 pm. programming in C, and listening to my playlist of indian music. good day so far.
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@amalinaaa Twitter is addicting tho. xx
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i had to run out on my presentation to puke. that was embarrassing chem now
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@Broooooke_ aww it sucks when friendships dont work out x
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i had a dream last night and i went to london.. only if it was true
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could really use a phone call right now
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*sigh* left my fav nail polish @ salon, not even worth me going to get it.. They prolly mixed it by now
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@lifeskate That interview with Johnny was AMAZING! Thanks so much!
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Inspirational Quotes on Beauty - whole page http://hubpages.com/hub/Quotes_on_Beauty
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@Rhispect LOL thx
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@Meema1 I just saw your Mexican twin at a club!
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@DENsQuared No I missed it that was tonight right? or last night?
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Searching for new songs at youtube.com but still find nothing
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Work today!
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The gas station was closed. So i peed by the dumpsters
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@Killaya nice waste of $300...
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i really enjoyed this afternoon. mani thanks sa libre. tomy - hahahhaha! ezra- you are CRAZY dude. XD
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Awww, it's not working
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Eating Sliced Fish Noodles. Didn't tweet on my phone for a long time. Actuatlly 2 days lol. Miss Twitter much! - http://tweet.sg
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@shylie THAAAAANK you!! ??? I love being 21 at last.
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@richstyles Clean Me!
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@TheTZA Ah, sorry to hear that. Oh, I couldn't fit my other fav drink, lemonade, especially with real strawberries in it. Claim Jumpers!
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@danger_skies miss you too :'( it is!i never want to come home.....seriously
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@mileycyrus SHOUTOUTS! please! u never do that or you could text Demi and tell her im her #1 fan! haah ily both XoXo
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@ReubenRiggins You missed Captain Picard Day Now you won't be able to submit a drawing!
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@janet_j OH SNAP! @DonnieWahlberg just FYI @janet_j wants to bust your nut...in a good way!
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