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Ahhhhhhh wet nails. Wanna make some lunch. No lettuce
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Tweetie is basically useless with a flakey connection
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@erica0921 awww..my baby's sick?
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Jade is looking for a new home... http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/4744827
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i&heart; twitter
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@xMELISSA that's the worst
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HMMMMMMMMMMMM nkotbaustralia site has crashed
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@baileemarshall no do you think i should? Ha
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@staceymeow aw yay for buying one lol, don't go on optus prepaid they screwd me over >_<
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@ShropshirePixie Hillarious, now 135 / 75 Dr thinks either the randon test before was faulty or if not i must avoid shopping with wife
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@SecondChanceUK hahaha! i got there eventually. yeepp, almost 8pm! so, hope you have an awesome day! lol.
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@Alyssa_Milano OK, now about the address for those Cream Savers? Or would U prefer chocolate?
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#followfrriday on Saturday ((( all things Lupe Blogstyle ))) @SeanTheRobot
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well that didn't go well... I look so white and have an "I'm going to kill you" expression on my face
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Sugar pie honey bunch, you know that I Love YOU http://twitpic.com/6cn88
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@iloomis Yep, that's my baby bro. Now that he's done some work for PBS in addition to MTV, he's a documentarian (fka reality TV producer)
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@Dr_DinaSadik hmmm.tranquil...doubtful...but thank you for the thanks
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@_MikeNewton_ Oh my. That's awesome.
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I hate my DVD recorder, it didn't tape #obsessed, gonna catch missed episode online then play #sims3, it's Looking like more rain today
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@nscaletti i concur! i haven't read ulysses though. but i adore "the dead."
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i hate not having wifiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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me and my bud cam at the beach oh i missed him http://yfrog.com/0k8rcj
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@N3W_Media Yup. Common side-effect of caffeine-detox.
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shall watch she's the man again.. amanda bynes cracks me up..
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@DaRealsebastian im really not
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@clintyghost cuz it would be cool to chat with you more
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..on tha phone my babe @MsBFRamirez ..Ha, beeeeyotch! i mean baby
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@Belanna_Torres If you like musicals.
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ahhhh gotta love hughies! loved his spot in the logies!
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i'm going back outsideee
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@kricket_rc234 i actually went to 2 NBS branches here in cubao but couldnt find the dang card will try again tomorrow. haha
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~ Its still rock and roll to me ~ is on at the mo, I'll tell you when its on are you a closet Billy Joel fan? gotta embrace it man
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i suck at useing my time well
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@UluvUY actually no more assembly tom Oh noes!
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@uwillbeheard yeah I know! , that's why I haven't been able to find a job yet
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feeling like such a lil kid at goofy's house
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@symphnysldr http://twitpic.com/7p9gi - i love bryan... but i really really want Ian to come backkk
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MATH SUCKS. feel sorry for you em
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@mollydotcom absolutely molly; enjoy the open sea view you're in the california of europe there.
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@AgentBooth Hey g-man loving the new look on your profile And I think it's awesomely sweet of you to take Parker out !
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@Saurabh if you have an airforce officer with you, you don't need YHAI.. ha ha..
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@ben_gordon lol i haven't paid for a single app yet lol am still testing out the freebies
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@_Wall Stevie is still having a hard time with blood pressure and seizures and adam doesn't know what to do but yay for baby doing well
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@vmariani008 butbutbutbutbut....I like the Bulldogs by default
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just watched the movie "Fanboys" amazing, just simply damn great // cool http://gykd.net
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@DivaWonderGirl I think I really should stop saying "yeeeaaah"!!!!!!!!! Peeps hate me for doing that
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@culinarycory shred, add mustard, put on buns.
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@14eleven I wish I'd have known about these bands when I was booking the LA shows, 'cause I'd have asked them to play w/ me
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@kdaly100 Excellent! The plane gods were on your side
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This is what I do --> http://twitpic.com/7ikmk
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@the_apostate yes, precisely, you're not to wind me up - especially as I've work today should I remote control servers while tweeting?
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@maddisondesigns yea im thinking about holdin on a wee while - see what happens - no rush, I would like my current contract to end first!
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sandy left again.
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@KahunaLaguna YOU BETTER NOT JUST SIT AT HOME. otherwise the house will never be mine again
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Woo hoo-LCU is only one game away from winning the NAIA National baseball championship!! GO CHAPS!!!
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@Qareena Hmm.Yeah that sounds good.We could do that insha-Allah
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@marshallsheldon Thanks, tomorrow will be good! And thanks for being awesome today, totally appreciate that!
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why must wake up so early. I need my sleeeeep. shelby
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@heykim I have seen more face on Zorro than i have of yours
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@architeuth1s I like it too...
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Managed to catch snippets of Tim Minchin on Radio 1 this morning, had to go and do treatment Yay for Iplayer when I get home though.
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@ThisisDavina We are all good
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@hilaryjp Booooo
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#followfriday @withmystilettos Cool girl who loves a cup of coffee and my favourite, Ice Java Mocha syrup! Yum! *shares*
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@cheekychen i want a pet monkey
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@mileycyrus oooh...sounds sweet i'm watching hannah montana right now!
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@MYIDOLTOWN Hello Towny. Received your DM... I can't believe it that a Gokester would hate Danny.
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@Adrienne_Bailon are you and @RobKardashian really broken up? i just watched the episodes from the other night. i hope nott
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@thermidor101 have a nice day & week !!
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Omg ow. I just put my retainers in for the first time in like three days
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@Elliiillee what? why? u have to know it because I really have no idea :O
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@anitaerikson hehe, I remember that ANZ rainbow #EFTPOS
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@GentleSinner very lovely and comfortable
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@meryreino thank u!! & Im eating a brownie txting my friends twittering & watching tv. *Its u&me 4eva*
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@DaleChumbley I can't, Birthday party takes precedence. would love to join the festivities. I had 2 and stuffed, can't imagine @piechamp
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@westlifebunny actually, i think we can go with me being 27 from here on out. got it? good.
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I'm making a house on the sims that looks just like mine.
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@beckinelson i know it wont work for me either i wanna see
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@rossmurderscene im jealous i decided to drive tonight instead of drink!
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@elbawanders your tweet was just included in The Longest Poem in the World www.longestpoemintheworld.com/tweet/16033/
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@whatswhat_sian not good really , very tired , weak , how are you today , did you get all those jobs done ?
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@fridakahlo1 Awesome patio day. I enjoyed - but we're expecting more rain
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Get a new one nxt wk!!!
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@salonduchocolat MM CHOCOLATE! LOOOL thnx for following
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@AyeletHaShachar Great. Check out this one: http://www.luckworld.co.il/ I'm a regular for the last 4 years! It's very nice
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http://tinyurl.com/mzojmb Dunno if you can view this specific car - But I like it. Shame the mileage is higher than 80k..
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@Seeshush You're quite welcome
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Just tried pairing my iPod Touch 2G with my Bluetooth headset...it couldn't see it though
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ooh my icecream's gone oh no wait i got another 2 boxes on the freezor! yumm
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Yahoo Babelfish is my savior! http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt (I suck at foreign language, but this makes it waaaaay easier!)
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garden time. bbq withe the family.
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@davidrules04 yeah i do graphic design in the arts centre which park? haha
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@sparkakapacman just am n i had 2 wake up early 4 an interview
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Ow ow ow. Ill in time for the party
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@lollipop_93 LOL! sounds funn! listening to music. i have to go now though.
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@mastermindmusic @djstormonline LOL I miss CRUNK juice since I dont get it free anymore & nobody within walking distance sells it
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Well, all the cake is gone. Even the back-up cake, the emergency cake and the possibly-might-be-needed-later cake.
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Good morning beautiful people! How is everyone today?
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@Samantha_Mayy lol she probably will. i don't think she deserves to win though.
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would have loved to have seen @jeremywright 's presentation on WPMU. is it online yet? #wcchicago
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