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You know you've been in Korea too long if.. http://twitzap.com/u/JwQ @cjkoster @duckbokey Do you agree with this? funny.
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@r_lesteve okay, first you'd have to convince me to come near you before you can tell me to stay away....womp womp womp
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@racheltrue Thank you. I like wordpress because the dashboard is easy to navigate and edit posts. I have a blogspot, too.
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Just saw the lady from the 700 club...I wanna take a pic with her but I look disgusting
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@ABZQuine they're looking really healthy
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Ok i need to go out today i need a drink i been stuck doin paperwork n callbacks all freakin day. n im still not done working.
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@lazyass_ oh. ewwwwwwwww eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. poor PE teachers
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Wow, girls are so fucking dramatic.. And im done with it.. Wish i were a guy
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@jack But where did you land?? Stop being so mysterious!!
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@captainass lol!
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@_Schiavonn_ Haha, thank you
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Original batman? Happiness
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@mcm180 WHAT?! For real?! Farrah Fawcett died?! *super sad*
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@wendywings @Cheep_Tweeter @rustycharm I've been off the wine all week What time the wine shop open tomorrow LOL
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@tommcfly http://twitpic.com/3pzgd *sound of a lightsabor* Tom is the real Darth Vader Look pls Xx
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Had a REALLY productive morning. Weird eh!!! Going to grab a bath then meeting Dave in marina for a few drinks and some food
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@boomdrty awe thanks baby! I feel loved! top 3 always good... ima follow u back for that lol
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@crystalbutterfl Awesome! I'm doing the daily mail check before I head to work. Yay work!
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Perfect day outside so I'll spend time out there putting my nervous energy to good use.
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@Jordanknight i wish i could, but my computer has been busted for 10 days!! Can i get a sympathy dm?
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Except for the large piece I've just sent to @thatlass
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G2g - back later... Have a good night/day across the time- and spacezones
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@Hanster7705 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, that still doesn't explain it xD gosh i'm hilarious #hellolizzi
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Both of my numbers will be off starts from tomorrow afternoon for two weeks. You can still reach me thru email, fb, or twitter
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@chemicalzombie don't be emotional! Just remember that i love you alot
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One more Advice of the Day: With Great Powers Comes Great Responsibility
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@sociaIIyawkward That sounds like fun! I noticed u r sending bt a bunch of stuff! I missed him earlier.....
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@pandaaMONIA wake up jeff,today was a goooddd day better than what i had expectedd
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@memith Maybe we should just use general terms, seeing as we're both a bit blond[e].
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Just my luck! First day of holiday and I've woke up full of cold.
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Gooooooood morning First Communion Service this morning (again)
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Well that's two weeks down with alcohol just another 4 to go
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@Doinitmyownway Mmmmm nice post Red!
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@KC360 hey to u too!!!! im jealous that esma gets to meet u!!!
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Please, dont ruin my day
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@Blanquis26 Happy Mother's Day to ya tomorrow
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on the ground unconscious in front of a busted glass door. i hope he's alive!
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@what_tha Damn *considers relocating to equatorial region*
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@Lee_B My neck sounds like a pepper-mill. Wish I was a robot
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@Classick_Art Hey What's up?
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Lori? You never answered...
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@JinSaotome Lucky man. TRU had that sale here too but I didn't take advantage of it because they didn't have much good stuff All Wave 1.
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@jetsers Ugh! No fun, is it? This is the first actual tire issue I've had. Very annoying being all dressed up and no way to ride.
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@iantalbot it wasn't me honest. You do REAL art
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@NadineXD I am so glad you liked it That is my first photo edited in photoflixer..With the help of some Youtube tutorials..ha-ha ;DD
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It seems that vodka is powerless against my bed, my laptop and my unwatched shows. Hahaha. D-o-r-k! Totally! But proud to be so. Haha.
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Ok beloved twitter friends,I'm done for the night & will excuse myself this #FollowFriday,coz I have a busy day ahead-but i love u all
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@MrsMcFlyGrimmy ooh cool i'm doing my first year of a levels at the mo but i want to go to uni and do forensic science xx
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@ashleytisdale i feel sad i wanst online to play the game you did
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good morning Twitter World
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I think it's time to go to bed, finally Goodnight tweeties
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@JezOsbourne You found a good un thats why!!!!! Thanks for the laughter
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@josephmccoy not at all ..tweet away honey
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@Miiddth that's too bad
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@bkmacdaddy well I don't have a dad in my life, so I appreciate it! and you don't have to be old to give good advice either
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Sleep....take two....this better work!
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@marieskizo Then you should keep them I like it sunny as it is now. Don't want thunderstorm and rain
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@taylormcfly haha! definatly! lol, you've reached you limit on www.musiqtone.com too! i got to 98 votes before it stopped letting me vote
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@kirstyrawrr Yeah, only the first one tho. wanted to go to both but cant afford it are you?
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http://twitpic.com/5dedq - @Howby26 likes it too!
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@creativeapps Some of them do look awesome - considering picking up 1 of the iPhone cases from there now
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Just checked-in for my flight tomorrow. Holiday's almost over.
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@Lisaakh I hate Detroit too, unless they're beating the Pens. If they got rid of Crysob, I might actually like them. HUGE Gino fan
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@julianna12369 i had an ingrown toenail and i got it out and it got infected my toe is all red and infected its never happened
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@dexteraddict it didnt work.
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@DonnieWahlberg ~ Tomorrow is going to be an emotional day for me...seeing you for the last time as far as I know. My heart hurts
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@Pinksinger it is SO humiliating!!!
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@Emma300 Goodnight Hun!!! Thankyou Hope your Dad's better tomorrow XX
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@GuySebastian LOL thats when I get up each day at 7am
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@JoeByrne_ very possible, they both rock
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@HotMess4CCNK Nope
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ooh, old friend that lives 300 miles away has just called to say he's in town and on his way, so later folks
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Why won't my god awful headache go away I've had it for almost two days.
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@PINKstarLITE Yay! Am so glad u on here! Awwww, just 2 more sleeps & then MWAH MWAH MWAH! lol lucky, girl!
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@Ammonyte yep and Amazon, but always like to as the Twitter community as well
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@Aaron_2G haha I have connections. haha I would love to run the Whataburger twitter account but someone has it.
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@mmmayke sorrysorrysorryyyy. don't mean to dump my wordvom on you! don't feel you have to respond to it
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@Kelliekk Girl! You know I do. You have a magazine on it's way to you
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@mhisham lol i hav a dell desktop not a mini
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@carobuckman Have fun!!!
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Bizarro Bytes Subscribers: you have mail.
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@BrokePimpStyles hmmm...I dunno...haven't heard from either of them for a while.
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on the way to my house now. fun times over
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when will the twiiter episode be shown?
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Let's just pray u didn't, & its just badly strained. they take 4ever 2 heal. Sorry 4 the news. but I would rather u b safe then sorry.
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@matt_the_good lol, yeah went for the 09 specialized enduro comp in the end... down to 1765 so not a bad price. get it on thurs
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@A_NYRican hey mama
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@BrittdixonPINK fa real. That makes me so mad. Imma change that when i make it.
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@enoxh http://twitpic.com/4h2of - omg, how cuute. LOL Neo Pets! I want Kali and Nimmo
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I realize how lucky I am to have my friends.
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@MuseLotus Thank you. I need all the positive vibes I can get.
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Im going to have a Twitter Seance..... 'Is there anybody theeeere.....'
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@hielmy - Hollywood movie could slipped easily into any B-movie They have three main factors: Sex, action and girls
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@Zombiephile Noooo. Sadly I've got the cat at the front window keeping an eye out though!
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@katweeena i know.
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I'm finally recovering from last nigt! Champagne patron and vodka...I was askin for it
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just found out my hubby planning a boys weekend in the Algarve no ladies allowed!!
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@ciararyandreams hopefully they tell you something good awesome my gran lives there it's beautiful whos wedding is it?
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@TeelaJBrown i have yet to see the eps...i just don't think ill be able NOT cry when watching them RIP Pushing Daises we knew you when..
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@branhead4lyfe
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