id large_string | author large_string | title large_string | selftext large_string | score int64 | log_score float64 | num_comments int64 | created_at timestamp[us] | num_tokens int64 |
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uujq95 | B-Kong | What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? | One’s pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter. | 74 | 4.304065 | 5 | 2022-05-21T09:37:45 | 25 |
wrx8hz | Nimbian | What does a binary person do on the toilet? | A number 1 or a number 10 | 6 | 1.791759 | 1 | 2022-08-18T22:45:04 | 20 |
15pkrxq | richsponge | A dear friend of mine fell overboard while sailing the other day | Sadly, he couldn't swim, so he quickly drowned.
At the funeral service, I gifted his family a life preserver.
It's what he would have wanted. | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2023-08-13T00:46:40 | 47 |
tbkchv | stu-padidiot | Why did the Football Coach go to the bank? | To get his quarter back. | 3 | 1.098612 | 1 | 2022-03-11T07:04:23 | 16 |
rxpwcy | KitchenAssociation95 | a polygamist walks into a bar... | And he says to the bartender,
"I'll take five please" | 7 | 1.94591 | 9 | 2022-01-06T21:47:20 | 23 |
r643rw | Notjojohnson | What's the difference between jelly and jam? | You can't jelly it in where it doesn't belong. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2021-12-01T02:28:51 | 21 |
14e3hwv | Pm-me-ur-happysauce | What's the difference between Reddit's decision to kill third-party apps and a bad joke? | With a bad joke, you can still laugh and not be app-solutely disappointed | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2023-06-20T06:49:08 | 34 |
113r4d5 | usrfrnly | Platonic friendships are like chess. They're fun, engaging, and can last a long time... | but someone's always wondering "how many moves until mate?" | 73 | 4.290459 | 5 | 2023-02-16T13:52:57 | 33 |
184jxlx | portablecabbage | Three World Leaders in a Sauna | (Then) President Barack Obama, Russian "President" Vladimir Putin, and (Former) Mexican President Felipe Calderon are all sitting naked in a Sauna. Their reason? Discussion for the next plan regarding world peace.
Somewhere along the line, a very low, barely present vibration is felt all around the room. Obama and Cal... | 39 | 3.663562 | 6 | 2023-11-26T20:27:49 | 406 |
16upzgh | ibayibay1 | Radiohead? | More like radio-diarrrhea-head. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2023-09-28T20:03:35 | 12 |
13fgnis | MaxwellsGoldenGun | What's the worst place to murder someone? | A kingdom hall because there's too many witnesses. | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2023-05-12T10:03:30 | 19 |
1hjnjby | SoNowYouTellMe101 | I went down to the local farm supply warehouse and saw a guy loading a wheelbarrow full of manure onto an elevator. | Dude was taking that shit to another level. | 31 | 3.433987 | 2 | 2024-12-22T00:49:58 | 35 |
sy1wkv | doitforthepolaroid | Equality is overrated | Nobody likes taxes and death more bc theyre equal | 2 | 0.693147 | 0 | 2022-02-21T19:22:13 | 14 |
t417qx | OverlyWrongGag | A car gets stopped on the road | In a few seconds, the car is surrounded by cameras and journalists and a reporter tells the driver:
"Congratulations , you're the 10 000 000 car on this road, you're getting 10 000 000 €!! What will you do with that money?"
The male driver thinks for a moment, then replies: "Well, first of all, I'll get my drivers li... | 9 | 2.197225 | 2 | 2022-03-01T06:16:34 | 192 |
1hdnsnp | Ancanein | I never question my wife's decisions. | If we start going down that path, she might realize I was one of them. | 29 | 3.367296 | 1 | 2024-12-13T22:13:12 | 25 |
1864n4a | mcrotybatu | Story of the Red Jacked Captain | One day there was a ship's crew. One of the crew woke up the captain by grabbing him and said: "Captain, get up, darn it, the enemy ship is here." The captain said, "Then bring me my red jacket." He said. He put on his red jacket, and then they won the battle. Time passed. The captain is asleep again when a crewman wak... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-11-28T19:38:55 | 277 |
1bbde6h | porichoygupto | To all my Muslim friends who are observing the holy month of Ramadan…. | I’ll buy lunch. You can get dinner. | 20 | 2.995732 | 7 | 2024-03-10T15:47:52 | 24 |
1h4d9dz | thesircat_r | Two friends went on a trip | One friend said to the other: "I need to go back home right now."
The other asked: "Why? We're almost there!"
He replied: "I need to take off my wife's panties."
"But... are you really that eager already?"
"No, they're way too tight on me." | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-12-01T20:54:29 | 72 |
1atx8ps | pennylanebarbershop | Nothing better | He arrived at her apartment for their date, but she was late getting ready. Coming out of the shower with a towel wrapped around body, she asked, "Would you like to see me in my new dress?"
"Actually," he said with a smile, "I would like nothing better." | 37 | 3.610918 | 1 | 2024-02-18T15:56:39 | 61 |
zh9blb | EarthMarsUranus | The world doesn't revolve around you! | You're not in yo momma anymore! | 3 | 1.098612 | 2 | 2022-12-09T21:29:58 | 18 |
st5ze8 | MEDIAN__0 | Yo mamma so fat | Ed Sheeran had a stroke trying to sing the shape of her | 47 | 3.850148 | 18 | 2022-02-15T15:51:02 | 18 |
1am1fzd | botheredandhot | Did you hear about the bulimia convention? | The highlight was when a cake jumped out of a woman. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-02-08T17:44:13 | 22 |
11li5i6 | Penguin-Monk | After a few weeks of trying, my wife just told me she was pregnant. | She has the worst stutter ever. | 34 | 3.526361 | 2 | 2023-03-08T01:29:11 | 23 |
11tcouq | hypermails | Why banks fail | Why banks failed?
A naked & drunk woman boards a cab in America.
Driver of the cab, keeps staring at her and does not start the cab
Woman: Haven’t you seen a naked woman before?
Cabbie: calm down. I am not staring at you. I am just wondering where have you kept the money to pay me?
Moral:
This is what most o... | 21 | 3.044522 | 11 | 2023-03-17T01:06:01 | 101 |
16gyk8i | elpajaroquemamais | The Bills might have lost on Sunday | But they found Rodgers’ Achilles heel | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2023-09-12T18:11:55 | 14 |
136qg96 | ihbarddx | I was born because my mother was hard of hearing... | Every night, when my parents would get into bed, my father would ask "*So... Do you want to go to sleep or what?"*
And my mother would say, "*WHAT?"* | 5 | 1.609438 | 0 | 2023-05-03T15:24:54 | 50 |
yd3sr2 | Firegoat1 | A guy walks into a bar | A guy walks into a bar during the town's annual Halloween celebration. "I'd sure like to try out that giant corn maze they set up, but I'm afraid I'd get lost and kill half the day in there," the guy tells the bartender. "There is actually a guide you can hire that will take you through the entire labyrinth in just 60... | 154 | 5.036953 | 12 | 2022-10-25T12:36:59 | 96 |
v59ubt | pimpmastahanhduece | Water type attacks are ineffective against wind types | and often hurt themselves in confusion. | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2022-06-05T09:31:31 | 15 |
uk4iro | emo_sloth | A 75 year old man with all white hair is dating a 22 year old girl. His girlfriend is pregnant. After the birth he asks the nurse “well nurse, how did I do?” The nurse replied “you did great she had twins.” The old man responded “ A little snow on the roof and I still got a fire in the furnace” | To This the nurse replied “ Well you may want to clean the filters because those babies are black” | 11 | 2.397895 | 3 | 2022-05-07T03:28:02 | 94 |
uxt5qn | Miz_EbonySoles | Me to my female friend: The guy I’m seeing has gone missing! | My female friend:
Was he wearing a Rolex watch?
No.
Was he driving a Mercedes’ or Benz?
No.
Is he solvent/financially successful?
No.
Then let him stay missing! | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2022-05-25T22:41:55 | 55 |
vya0cc | BonFall | Why do pirates take such a long time learning the alphabet ? | Because they spent years at C! | 185 | 5.220356 | 27 | 2022-07-13T18:18:50 | 19 |
14z0cay | Sumol-Ananas | A piece of string walks into a bar... | A piece of string walks into a bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don’t serve strings here.'
Feeling dejected, the string walks outside, twists itself up, parts its top, and walks back into the bar.
The bartender squints at the string and says, 'Hey, aren't you the string that was just in ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-07-13T23:44:41 | 107 |
vyp50x | Actual_Hyena3394 | My boss calls me "A computer".. | So my coworker hired a lawyer to advocate for my rights as "A Person".. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2022-07-14T06:32:18 | 25 |
183xeis | hoosyourdaddyo | Who’s the worse singer to give you directions? | John Denver. He thinks the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Shenandoah Valley are in West Virginia. | 170 | 5.135798 | 157 | 2023-11-26T00:04:18 | 31 |
183ssd8 | Calm_Craft6990 | What does Josh Giddey say behind an ice cream truck? | "Oooo, you make my penis giddey like a little kiddy again."
And then the bigger brother Miami Dolphins show up (the girl had an older brother who went to the NFL and then found out about this nerd) and then punches him in the face.
And then every clapped. Thank you. the perfect reddit joke. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2023-11-25T20:31:35 | 84 |
u5pw19 | 0_69314718056 | A very talented rabbit | Alice loves walking through the park and saying hello to anyone she hasn’t met before.
One day, she comes across a man with a pet rabbit. She asks if the rabbit can do any tricks, and she is greeted with an amazing performance. Without going into too much detail, the rabbit is easily one of the best performers Alice h... | 6 | 1.791759 | 2 | 2022-04-17T15:54:36 | 318 |
tpcacl | DakotaDemon2 | My dad invented this really cool dance move when I was a child. | I believe people call it the Running Man nowadays. | 2 | 0.693147 | 0 | 2022-03-27T04:17:49 | 24 |
v5705y | NINTEND0- | What do you call a blonde girl in a suitcase? | I don't know, I think her name was Hailey | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2022-06-05T05:50:56 | 23 |
sltucp | Deerkiller14 | A vegan applied for a job at Burger King… | Unfortunately she didn’t get it, she didn’t meat the requirements. | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2022-02-06T10:40:10 | 24 |
sxgzjk | hellhoundsden | What did the cannibal mother say as her family entered the coma ward of the hospital. | Eat your vegetables.
I know its bad but everytime i hear the vegan teacher say that sentece its all i can think about. | 8 | 2.079442 | 1 | 2022-02-21T01:25:42 | 44 |
up8jiy | Assassinatitties | This little boy came down to breakfast | and when he got to the table, his mom had ,bacon, eggs and milk on the table, but before he could eat, he had to take out the trash like his mother told him the night before. He was pissed, so he stormed out the door, and on his way to the trash bin he kicked a chicken, and then a pig and a cow. When he got back in the... | 4 | 1.386294 | 1 | 2022-05-14T03:32:07 | 170 |
1gq1prv | One-Relationship7156 | Im hungry | A man walks into a quiet library and heads to the counter, where he whispers to the librarian, "I’d like a cheeseburger, fries, and a Coke, please."
The librarian looks at him, startled, and whispers back, “Sir, this is a library.”
The man looks around, nods, then leans in and whispers even softer, “Oh, sorry... I’d ... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-11-13T01:47:26 | 93 |
179scau | OccamsBeard | People keep telling me I'm going straight to Hell for drinking all the time. | Fortunately the ground stops me every time . | 1 | 0 | 66 | 2023-10-17T06:57:32 | 24 |
15r0ixj | Nikifuj908 | A man brags to his friend that his dog can follow any command. | His friend decides to start with something simple. He picks up a stick, throws it, turns to the dog, and says, "Fetch!"
The dog doesn't move. In fact, he looks up at the friend and starts shouting, "Fetch, roll over, sit, stay, eat this, don't eat that! I can't stand being a dog anymore! I'm always being yelled at, al... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 2023-08-14T17:06:38 | 133 |
193dwc7 | No_Database_1160 | What is a person who died during NCC camp called? | National Cadet Corpse | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-01-10T17:34:24 | 17 |
xgxxej | InnovativeAccident | Elon Musk and some European guy sat next to eachother on a plane. | Being bored, Musk turned to the European and said; "Lets play a game. You ask me a question, if I dont know the answer, I pay you 500 dollars. Then I ask you a question, if you dont know the answer, you pay me 5 dollars." The European, thinking for a second, said; "sure, but you ask the first question."
Elon, more tha... | 47 | 3.850148 | 6 | 2022-09-17T21:17:01 | 221 |
yx1oqb | Icariu | I just left my position as tire pump salesman | Couldn't handle the pressure... | 11 | 2.397895 | 5 | 2022-11-16T18:26:44 | 15 |
10p731m | Time-Classroom-2442 | What is common between Batman, Will Smith and Putin? | They all attacked a comedian | 37 | 3.610918 | 6 | 2023-01-30T16:29:56 | 16 |
160w12n | MarcoDanielRebelo | I had a friend who worked in a prison canteen for several years. In fact, he was the one who served the prisoners their meals. | He told me that there were prisoners who were arrogant when they asked him for food. At such times, my friend would always take revenge and before putting the food on their plates, he would ask them:
"Do you want to eat here or take out?" | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-08-25T11:03:14 | 81 |
11tyjpr | Finrod_the_awesome | Why do Italian men have mustaches? | Because they look so nice on their mothers. | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2023-03-17T17:58:12 | 17 |
14fov49 | KCT13 | Did anyone let that sub know the lockdown is over? | They can come back now | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-06-22T00:53:01 | 16 |
13xpq2c | hi_robb | Luke Skywalker: "You smoke Han Solo?" | Han Solo: "No."
Luke Skywalker: "What about Chewbacca?"
Han Solo: "No, I don't do that either." | 6 | 1.791759 | 0 | 2023-06-01T18:44:34 | 40 |
xj8fnc | ijarenm | In which sports do waiters do really well? | Tennis. They are trained to serve well. | 7 | 1.94591 | 1 | 2022-09-20T13:10:52 | 19 |
v1oqlg | allknowerofknowing | What was Moses's plan? | 1. talk to burning bush
2. part Red Sea
3. climb Mount Sinai
4. ?????????
5. PROPHET!!!! | 9 | 2.197225 | 4 | 2022-05-31T12:05:56 | 37 |
1087gss | madazzahatter | When my friend handed me a peach, I told him I prefer pears. |
So he handed me another one... | 886 | 6.786717 | 39 | 2023-01-10T11:22:18 | 24 |
136c1v9 | sudobee | Leo treats women like Christmas Trees… | no use for em after the 25th | 7 | 1.94591 | 1 | 2023-05-03T06:04:17 | 18 |
zwqwdg | Joker8869 | I finally finished installing Windows on my PC last. | It was going well until I placed my PC on the ground. It broke and shattered. Looks like I have to reinstall Windows again. | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2022-12-27T21:34:39 | 37 |
10xu175 | Animeking1108 | Yo Mama is so fat, that when Darth Vader saw her... | ... he had to fire the Death Star twice on her. | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2023-02-09T12:53:26 | 25 |
sjvy42 | jdybbers | Did you hear about the peanut that walked into the police station? | It claims it was a salted. | 8 | 2.079442 | 4 | 2022-02-03T22:11:35 | 21 |
1bi69sw | icemage27 | Why did Beethoven kill all of his chickens? | They were going Bach, Bach, Bach! | 78 | 4.356709 | 13 | 2024-03-19T00:01:15 | 19 |
199a9a6 | Major_Independence82 | A nurse is walking down a corridor and finds a thermometer in her pocket. |
She realizes some asshole has her pen. | 139 | 4.934474 | 9 | 2024-01-17T22:48:45 | 24 |
15mitdw | MODAREA | Where can I find a friend? | I’m asking for a friend | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2023-08-09T15:40:52 | 13 |
1bkdx8d | WatchHores | how does Hans Kristian Graebener tie his shoes? | Q- How does Hans Kristian Graebener tie his shoes?
A- In little knotsies
or, in little nazis
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-03-21T18:41:06 | 40 |
uj2od2 | Basil_9 | I’m writing a book where I document and rate all my poops | It’s called my log log | 7 | 1.94591 | 7 | 2022-05-05T17:34:21 | 20 |
13cn5rz | Merlins_Owl | Why is Texas called the Lone Star state? | Because you can’t leave a zero stars rating | 5,979 | 8.696009 | 437 | 2023-05-09T11:38:52 | 18 |
zdegrj | regwregarvfse | Putin dies and goes to hell. After a while, he's given a day off for good behavior. | So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:
\-Is Crimea ours?
\-Yes, it is.
\-And the Donbas?
\-Also ours.
\-Kyiv?
\-We got that too.
Satisfied, he drinks and asks:
\-Thanks. How much do I owe you?
\-5 euros, please. | 4,016 | 8.298042 | 191 | 2022-12-05T18:09:20 | 95 |
14rcbds | GastropodSoup | I want to watch Hamlet on a streaming platform. Does anyone know which one it's on? | Is it Tubi or not Tubi? | 62 | 4.127134 | 10 | 2023-07-05T14:30:46 | 29 |
ubvwwz | Prudent_Ratio1827 | Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost | They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy wha... | 3 | 1.098612 | 8 | 2022-04-25T21:23:52 | 153 |
zwni8r | BabyRayLiyoda | If I got a buck for every deer joke that I've told... | I'd have a lot of doe... | 25 | 3.218876 | 4 | 2022-12-27T19:17:35 | 22 |
y3fj9m | Torn_2_Pieces | Why did the Titanic sink? | Chuck Norris put some ice in his drink. | 2 | 0.693147 | 1 | 2022-10-14T00:56:35 | 15 |
17o26hv | Grugahuga | Exhausted people really don’t like fans | It makes them feel winded | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2023-11-05T02:25:40 | 15 |
17bl3ld | AnimatorNr1 | So i just came back from the ER.. | I don’t want to bore you with details, but the “Dyson Ball Cleaner” is a dangerously misleading name. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 2023-10-19T14:55:56 | 34 |
15vxvdi | zeng434zung | World's shortest joke | An old woman died when she was young. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-08-20T01:34:11 | 13 |
srr2b6 | Dependent_Attitude_5 | Hehehe anime Karen | So a man gets into an argument with a woman and the man calls the woman a Karen, the woman responds with “I can’t be a Karen, what Karen likes anime” and the man then responds with “Karen Yeager” | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2022-02-13T19:43:23 | 52 |
1ey2lmx | Rqpidily | Have you tried Ethiopian food? | No, but neither have they | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2024-08-21T22:11:19 | 13 |
v2y4tc | Fieos | Amber Heard | the verdict, but still thinks she's the punchline. | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2022-06-02T02:11:05 | 15 |
t6oxvr | nothinlefttochoose | I was pulled over by a cop earlier today. | “Do you know why I've pulled you over, sir?”
"No officer.”
“Well" he said "this doesn't happen very often, but I've been following you for the last ten miles or so... and your driving is exemplary! Correct road positioning, perfect observation and due regard for other road users.”
“Thanks very much, officer!" I said... | 170 | 5.135798 | 4 | 2022-03-04T18:03:54 | 95 |
uxt230 | Superd3n | The Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. | When he sees the car, he motions to the driver and says: "Do you mind if I ask you a favor?"
"A favor for the Pope??" exclaims the driver, "of course - anything!"
"You know, I hardly ever get to drive, and I'd really like it if I got to drive now. Would you please let me?"
The thought of the Pope getting behin... | 5,207 | 8.557759 | 115 | 2022-05-25T22:36:47 | 417 |
z57gab | Gil-Gandel | " 'Pictures at an Exhibition' was nothing special, I don't see why people make me out to be some kind of genius for writing it" | \-- Modest Mussorgsky | 3 | 1.098612 | 10 | 2022-11-26T13:22:11 | 37 |
su6qcw | Severe-Draw-5979 | A close friend convinced me that I needed to restart my furnace... | ...talk about gaslighting! | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2022-02-16T21:19:33 | 20 |
snie9i | mbfos | Little Ken Fok grew up working hard in his father’s restaurant in China | Every day before school he would get up at 6am and help prepare the dishes for that days lunch before coming home from school at 4pm to help with the evening shift by preparing and serving customers. He would make Spicy crab cakes, shredded pork and tofu. He would work until midnight and then repeat the next day. Ken w... | 3 | 1.098612 | 0 | 2022-02-08T11:51:41 | 269 |
1cjsl9f | DBoaty | I used to get so irritated at my kid for not picking up the ice cubes that fall on the kitchen floor but as a parent you've got to pick your battles. | Now it's all water under the fridge. | 36 | 3.583519 | 2 | 2024-05-04T05:07:39 | 43 |
sqprjx | ChewyNutCluster | A termite walks into a bar and asks... | "Is the bar tender here?" | 52 | 3.951244 | 4 | 2022-02-12T11:43:50 | 17 |
ukebso | YZXFILE | An American soldier, serving in World War II had just returned from several weeks of battle on the German front lines. | The soldier had been granted rest and relaxation and was on a train that was bound for London.
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train in hopes of finding an empty seat.
The only empty seat was direct... | 1,433 | 7.267525 | 65 | 2022-05-07T14:21:19 | 1,303 |
zmmq99 | LarryMoCurley | Scene (and heard) in the doctor's office. | Patient: "Doctor! Doctor! You have to help me! I keep dreaming that I'm a deck of cards!"
Doctor: "I'll deal with you later." | 23 | 3.135494 | 3 | 2022-12-15T14:42:36 | 46 |
x67i27 | [deleted] | Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. | Luckily I was the one facing the TV | 67 | 4.204693 | 3 | 2022-09-05T05:01:35 | 21 |
13roawz | Empereor_Norton | I saw a elderly woman in Walmart crying | She told me she had lost all her money for groceries. I felt bad for her so I gave her $40 from the $200 I found laying in the parking lot. | 631 | 6.447306 | 28 | 2023-05-25T17:47:38 | 46 |
175o6aq | Garbage-Powerful | A nun was having a bath | when there was a knock at the door.
"Who's there?" she said.
"The blind man," came the reply.
Realising that he couldn't see her she said, "Well, Come in."
The door opened. "Nice tits love" he said. "Now where do you want the blinds?" | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-10-11T20:34:44 | 72 |
1fk5shn | satan___666_ | I’ve been banned, excluded, restricted | But I never been accepted. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-09-18T22:41:28 | 15 |
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