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I left the lights in my car on now it won't start lmfao
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No, antiwrinkle commercial, my skin does not slow down after 20, because I am immortal.
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The nuts and bolts of is easy: The nuts need not bolt. #god #hp #ga #slaa #alanon
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@NoelAlvarado3 you're not the only one that has noticed the lack of excitement, that's why real drug dealers are coming to stallis
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Fuquay parade!! time to perform some happines!! :)
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Took another quiz! who does that during break?! they're such a drag -__- is my best motivation
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Lol my lil sis whoop that boy ass lol
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I fear that one day I will wake up and all my nightmares will come true and I will loose everyone so dear to me
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just got back from work:/ the thought of being back there in just over 12hours isn't great!!
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I guess I should be thankful I even have a job but not being able to eat with my family doesn't make me thankful for anything :/
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The big guy REALLY loves you. RT @YesReallyAngel: 7am flight in the morning
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i have this illogical fear that some day i will try to search for someone on facebook but instead i end up putting it as my status
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Damn I wish Saints Row 2 had a greaser gang
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The 9:26am video from @nydailynews shows police aggressively pushing a crowd with a barricade when the crowd was not pushing back.
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On a side note, white people who overuse the word 'niggas' are trash.
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Arrivée a la bibliothèque Amélie dans le 7eme arrondissement, je viens de me souvenir pourquoi je voulais venir a Paris
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Listening to "A very She and Him Christmas" at work, the only way I can get into the Christmas spirit when i'm too busy to remember to.
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@TheBodyShopUK it brings me when you can do something nice and put a smile on someone else's face.
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@laurrknott if this was approx 1 year ago.... I bet u would be beside me right meow along with @samnicholass
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fucking tigerfish. fucking earth shakingly terrrible.
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the most recent project for art is drawing a portrait of someone, which I've already done. first, Beyonce. second,
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I saw a childhood boyfriend yesterday
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@cmhegan @twohandsjack1 @jamesguest1 @SGuest82 @mdleslie56 Cummins/Cutting to lead the attack for next 10 years - Ambrose/Walsh
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My parents are talking about my dogs belly button...
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I wish I could watching @familyforce5 tear it up at the wearhouse right now... But can't do shows on school nights. #III #FF5
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with joy you will draw water from the wells of salvation #Jesus
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On my one day off this week I'm doing the washing up and a load of washing #housewifeintraining
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Most of my friends left and tomorrow is my birthday.
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A woman worth your its worth your #effort
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO U&URS YOU R SUCH A GIVER OF
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okeee het begin van mijn gedicht is er, nu de rest nog...
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Die bal zit al bijna vol
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Can't stand helping people and their mouth "Mouth" smells like ass
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not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less
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"But the secret to joy is to keep seeking God where we doubt He is." #1000gifts
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Whoa! My temple run guy got wings!
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Can't find an online rental for Jurassic Park anywhere and our VHS is f-ed up. Today a tradition may get ruined.
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oh shit, i may have accidentally just given terrorists an idea. now al qaeda will probably ONLY eat pork on thanksgivings.
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So much music practice to do tonight, really happy with my uni result though
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Late start or no late start, I still want to sleep more, this bed is way to warm and cozy for me to leave it
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so my best friend just got stuck in a dress because she thought there was one zipper, there was a zipper! (:
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For the first time in 10 years I have a desk that my legs fit under #beenlivinglikeaFrenchdwarf
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@BOREDmommy Yep, definitely easier to deal with. Also, shipping box unmarked
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Back down in giovanini for b.law & the first person I make eye contact with is Coach #dunnomy3to5yet #alwaysbescanning #FUNsight
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Treino ontem muito proveitoso, só base e outro estilo de dança que to aplicando dentro do free step ^^
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headache, tired, procrastinating. this is not a good time for randy.
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Father God, i fear what MAN wants to do to me, i the day you hand #ME the KEYS to #FLORIDA !! All I ask father... is #prepare me
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Had a great birthday, now tomorrow I'm getting my wisdom teeth out. 
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@notMarcStaal I'd offer to do a strip tease, but my wife is currently hormonal and might kill me.
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@amyhazelhansen I don't know but I feel like death.
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I'm In A Good Mood ¡! The Can't Steal My (:
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I'm Canadian I wake up at 8 on Saturday morning to go watch hockey. Lol #atleastigettimmies
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My Dad gives pretty good dating/boy advice.
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Whats that mean? RT @MelLauricel :O I have unauthorized access to my Ave Maria College emials #officallygone
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Goodbye snow, here's the rain ☔
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Don't believe the lies.. look me in my eyes.. please don't be scared of me, please don't be scared of me.
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I'll be having a fantabulous week! Nobody's gonna fight the bathroom with me or scream into my face :>
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The hero and the coward both feel the Same thing
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@Rachhmarchh yeah true :( then again everytime were home and I wanna hang out you say no
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What is Chris brown thinkin with blonde hair.... #eminemlookalike
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A talk with my mum made me realise how afraid and unprepared I am for my future.
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On a train towards the Wharf...and there's signalling problems
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"prepare for the reality that counter terrorism is here to stay" #AreYouScared #GOPDebate
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Love is the highest vibration in the Universe. It sends shivers of up my spine! #Quote for #love #peace and #joy
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Listening to Christmas music from @michaelwsmith. There is no one that captures the splendor of the season like he does. #xmasmusic
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I saw a dead Cardinal outside at lunch. I don't think it's a coincidence.
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"Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality." - Seneca
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Hear no evil. no evil
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Off to hospital shortly, operation scheduled for tomorrow a.m. Hopefully back by Xmas, otherwise see you in New Year #brickingit
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I'm about to wake my husby up by strategically placing my always manicured finger in his rectum. #NoLubeOrHardFeelings
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when papers are due wayyyy sooner than expected.
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Thank you Efrian and Tavo! I'm all settled in with my Guru, Faza. She's a sweetheart. Very happy to continue this journey with her.
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"Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out." — Karl Augustus Menninger #unlearning
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This one direction thing is actually pretty interesting
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I keep forgetting that el tarasco in wc doesn't have a liquor license anymore #whatswrongwiththeworld
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The murderer side of me is coming out in this book.
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@The_BBC the majority of that money funded a Rec Center featuring a climbing wall.
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And the of the #LORD fell on all the kingdoms of the lands that were around #Judah, so that they did not make war against Jehoshaphat.
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is what u truly r it takes much mo energy 4 u 2 generate negativity than it does 2 B naturally joyful
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you catch ANY type of feelings on twitter, ESPECIALLY lol
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hate it when I google my dream and the meanings can relate to my life
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hantuuuu RT @siska0789: Wosssh apakh itu☺RT @zozemandolang: nampak ada yang baru warna item di garasi *tutup mata dulu*
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Can’t participate in the fun run tomorrow.
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I'm feeling like @LuvMeKayCoop ... This drink taste like flowers <<<<<<
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@Ginza1986 @Smitty_bhoy Haha i don't like seeing that bear sober
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Cutler should win MVP, bc without him the Bears will probably not win another game #disappointment
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Behind every successful man, there is a surprised women. #fb
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Con questo gelo prenderei una bella amica e me ne andrei in giro a fare shopping con tanto di pausa bar al calduccio,a gustare.♥
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RIP Patrice O'Neal. so funny on @PrestonSteve933 and on the charlie sheen roast.
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No auto tune but u can feel the pain it all comes rushing out like i hit a vein
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I can't wait to see the look on all of my family's faces when I walk in the door,
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hate when people spit while their talking to you
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Be truly glad. There is wonderful ahead! I Peter 1:6 #turnbacktogod #jesustweeters
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So long November, you have been the worst month ever. Hello December!
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Privy Council email warns me desperate ppl leave baby seats on Hwy and throw egg at cars so they can carjack #crimebill
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Baked goat cheese! :D
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Not looking forward to all the amazing food, because I'm going to gain 30 pounds. Running all that off should be fun!
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Sorry if I didn't reply to you yesterday the Internet stopped working :(
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tomorrow begins hell week..... not sleeping until next week basically
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My workstation is DOA. LinkedIn asked, "Miss your old boss?" and I smashed my computer screen. I really should work on that. #fail
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