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Sitting downstairs in my panties and bra cause I ain't feel like putting my pants back on. of being in to OWN HOUSE BTCS.
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I kind of adore Conway! So much fun and full of my favorite people! Met with Shelley Kelley and @laineeden! Now lunch w/ @AliciaL15!
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Make the shuttlecock fly away pals, let's work out ! Friday's always pleasant and healthful.
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you put clothes in the washing machine && forget the main thing you wanted to wash #ohshit
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That moment when you're having sex and this huge, loud, random ass slap comes outta nowhere. . .
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I always get super disappointed when I pass a horse trailer and there's no horses in it:(
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Wearing my new Maroon Out shirt (Thank you Mom & Dad! What an awesome surprise!) Eating chili. Visiting w/ my parents while they cook.
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Going around heartland looking like a tomato face...
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time to curl my hair
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Gay guy at work arguing that gay men shouldn't be able to give blood and that women have lower sex drives!
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although it destroys everything in front or urself, sometimes it is needed to put a limit.
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I'm liking twitter more and more everyday.
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If chris Paul sum how goes to the clippers. Idk I'll lose it
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Inside Lagon Campus With @Alhaji_Jeycee.. Passing Through, ..Tune In Now, 99.7 fm.. #Joy F.M. Nite w/ The Stars..
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I might not be able to do anything tomorrow or the rest of this weekend
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Me:*on the bed, hiding under the blanket, and eating a big box of Nerds*
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Thank you Lord for helping me find in life. Thank you for opening my eyes so I can see your transformation on others lives. #blessed
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Halfway day with Christmas shopping
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all I care bout is money , fuck you bitches y'all ain't notting !
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"This man is coding, get me a box of kittens, stat!" God, JD.. I miss you so much.
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Ugh I'm so not ready for this week.. but <-- #Sarcasm
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Work in like 9 hours... My first black Friday as a hollister employee.
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People party like it's a religion -____-
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Enjoying a friendly talk under the heavy rain
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I wish I didnr take that nap earlier, now I am wide awake
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Tis the season for cherry cordial Hershey kisses
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He Be Keeping Secrets From His Girl Friend lls
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is booking a qantas flight... and actually getting on a qantas plane
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It's the love of my life and my best friend @PalakAttack 's birthday and I'm 2786 I'm away...
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Ang lungkot lang. Alam mong may BV sayo, andaming gawain, tapos mukhang sad and makakarelate pa ako sa The Distance To Andromeda.
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I think I just found out who sent them! What a sweet gesture :) #ItsMyBirthday
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Look bitch, I want my driver's license YA HEARD.
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@jkeller87 To vent about my life and Ronald Reagan. But I put Ronald Reagan behind me. I've moved on to George W. Bush.
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Oh boy Madonna is the halftime performer of the super bowl this year!
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Roommate got the flu shot. Has the flu anyway.
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Look me in my eyes, please don't be scared of me, I remember you, this feeling isn't you, so please don't be scared of me.
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Break! Remember when you achieved something you didn't think you could do? How great did that feel?! #LJB
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Let the boys open a present tonight. Love to see there faces. #peace #love
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Typically, when you finish typing a paper, you feel relieved.. I just finished my paper and now i have to clean.
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Just got humped by a 15 year old boy in Liverpool St station
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About to take my final in my Bio lab and no more coming bck....yayyy
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You want - don't pay it, any of it and watch the system crash. Then we can create a shareconomy.
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@MicheleBachmann -Please remember all of the bigots and religious ignorant that have filled the world with and #Hate
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the cock who keeps pushing his chair onto my legs needs to stop,
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u being forced to go to golden coral .
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The Pack is putting it on us and my boy is running a fever
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@TheBodyShopUK My 2 year old little boy watching me put Shea Body Butter on my legs & then doing the same to himself. He smells fab!
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For a moment today the proud owner of an above ground pool called a flooded laundry room. Thank you, washing machine.
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HA! Dig me some Panther trickery! Live Cam's casual jaunt before he took off.
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O BUNS POUR MOI C RS4 SANS OEUF PAIN TORTILLA SAUCE POOIVRE SANS OGNON E SUR LES FRITE SAUCE BLANCHE E POIVRE O CAS OU !!!
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About to start writing this speech
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3rd degree burn on my ear,
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What's up with females recently? No guy is ever good enough for any of you?! Hearts seem to be spilling all over twitter
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Pretty excited! Orgelbau, Dillingen, was chosen (unanimously) to build the new organ for my church!
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My aunty is such a cougar, she was hitting on the teenage boy singing in Miss south pacific..argh
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@justinbieber go bieber go bieber with party rockers Nice a big to me oh and ur sexy and u know it
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I've been at my aunts house for about a half hour and I already feel like I gained 100 pounds
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Love the Aldi adverts !! Jacks Xmas Fair today, more tat and crap for the house
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How the bizarre and disjointed-looking parts came up so bloody well together in the end. SHOR IN THE CITY
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That moment when u're in a public transport & ur mp3 player isn't functioning.
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My sweet boyfriend showed up at my door with a chocolate chip waffle for breakfast.
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@iReekExcellence Have a GREAT DAY tweeps!!! Love y'all and live w/ the of Christ today!!! #Youtoo!
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did my nails, smudged one. redid that one, smudged two in the process. now I'm left with three smudged nails and a broken nail file
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"give it two months but if it's like mine.. prolly a year :/ " LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@plasticsoupfoun, ben op weg naar heeft de tas 0ntworpen en gemaakt ! heel 30 nov. Nieuw!!
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Just deleted my Foursquare account. Simplifying. Less tech & less stalky friend requests.
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"@RevRunWisdom: not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less"
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bout to be a very educatioal weekend for me... ACT and hw.
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christmas is the best time of year
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Tonia coming into my house and scaring the shit out of me.
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Ahh back to work tomorow bright and early
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got a 1000 word drama play review to write some point this evening
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Wow I haven't had this rush of adrenalin in a while.
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Knp selalu ngebayangin mimpi itu,... pleaseee God eliminate da dreams of ma mind
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I understand all those movies and songs about your heart and head being conflicted. I did not know it was possible to be this sad.
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Have a good day everyone. I have a life to live and I better get to living it cuz time is running out.. #decency #kindness
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@AliceDowler don't forget next period we're working on our bulletin board
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@IMjILLian thank god my mom bought me a snowman kit too !!!!!
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In every there is & there is knowing that the job got done. Yo Mick! What round is this?
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While you lazy asses are sleeping, I'll be working this weekend. 
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@CamilleWhitty LOLL so am I!!! Should be illegal to make us wait 4 weeks!!!!
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Still in bed. soo tired. Can't get up. Have lots of coursework. Help. #help #lovehashtags
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Where art thou my china eyes?
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I rejoiced when I heard them say 'lets us go to God's house'
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@x_Jannicke Oh echt? Dan mag je die van ons ook wel maken hoor. : )
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Can't we just hang out and watch Michel Gondry movies all night?
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Just had to do a presentation, we're happy with it and batted their questions out of the park! Even the power-point worked! (Mostly)
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hat awkward moment when your teacher thinks brett favre is hot..
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Apparently I attract bisexual girls under 5 feet tall.
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ya en casa despues de una noche de jangueo maximo en la ahora a comer algo y a descansar que a las 2 hay que comer en casa de los iaios
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Wondering when I should tell my mom I invited 4 touring bands that will be in town over for Thanksgiving dinner. Probably soon.
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Scouting the Dalton Highway in Alaska. Early August 2012 journey from Fairbanks to Deadhorse maybe?!
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Sandwich....making me a sandwich. Alone :'(
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@My_NonExistence Yep oh btw Going to B lunch wont help the fact that its a A lunch cypher!
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by the Bee Gees is an epic of & lovely (false) nostalgia.
Four Stars.
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Looking forward to spending time with my long lost honourary sisters tonight!
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Luisteren naar @frankcornet die presenteert op @1116AM , vandaag niet via AM maar wel via www. #nowplaying Rebecca St.James
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Happiness is a daily decision. Be happy now :-)) #life #healthyliving
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I Feel Super Clean When My Showers EXTRA Hot
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8 and a half hours of work today without a second of sleep #exhausted
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