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lets GO, 2 make GOD b/c we can only SINCERELY BE b/c of 2 the world ... #JOY 2 you ... ;O) #fb
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Moms taking me to urgent care. :(
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Sitting in my bathtub with all my pets home alone.
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Tomorrow is the first time since 2006 I don't get to attend Test of Manhood...and, in its place, I get to take a 5-hour LSAT.
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Mon's stuff makes me happy. Go look one day just to get a spot of @tsbazelli @Wiswell @lil_monmon :0)
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Who knew muffin tops could be so delicious?
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head is killing me && I gotta study for two hard tests tomorrow.!
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i should clarify: we're winning the *game* of terror, not the war on it. america terrorizes like fucking no one does. still, plenty to
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Oh null you thought it was fa play play
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Ne grosse US-Airline ist pleite (American, Chapter 11, ähnlich unserer Insolvenz). News at 11. #not
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Randy, get your historical facts right. There are history majors in the audience
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is the feeling that makes ur mouth work faster than ur mind. •Evan Esar
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I love when my whole church laughs together during a service! Lol @_alm_
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Just got my first "Hey, I'm a student. Can I interview you?" email. I feel so successful. #astonishment
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New Christmas music book? My favoriteeeee! #thanksdaddy
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Mean Girls 2 is the stupidest movie ever. It shouldn't even be qualified to be a movie.
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Couldn't make Jakey's hockey game :'( .
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my sleeping pattern is so messed up. tomorrow morning will be interesting
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Cannot wait to eat some spaghetti and watch tv for hours without worrying about another exam until tonight. #lsu
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"Anger is just fear turned inwards." #quotes
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First day back at work! Just found out im working 9:30pm thanksgiving night until 5:30am black Friday morning #shouldbeinteresting
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that moment when u tell a joke and u think everyone laughs at it, but really they were laughing at somone elses joke. Lol
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I get to spend my entire afternoon talking to my insurance people...
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My family coming home screaming and shouting just woke me up... had a dark house to myself, well now for some homework
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Gotta take a customer out for dinner tonight. #not
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found out I have a group presentation today...I didn't know about
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That awkward moment, when you don't check your DMs and find out @jessicalowndes DMed you 2 days ago! #90210FTW
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@LaurenNCosgrove the best time to cry is in the rain so nobody can see your crying
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A magnificent piece of anti-war literature A Must Read for anyone who like me is dubious of the assertion "Our Glorious Dead"
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@duncphoto Thank god it's over! Was worried it'd be on a loop all night...
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Highlight of my day....talking to my 17 month old nephew Saron aka Pooh Bear. :-)
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If you could pick one song that best reflects your life at this moment what would it be?.... #god
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Fair warning to B and other loved ones in my immediate life: forgot to take my meds today.
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@SohoGuy Remember the original show? it was humour that adults enjoyed aswell as kids! PIGS INNN SPAAAACE!!
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Just getting home from work only to mop the floors and clean some dog piss and then head right back to work.
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running errands with my mom=favorite past-time.. especially during the holidays
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I want a new job for Christmas To The World
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I just found a dollar in my pocket while doing laundry. Highlight of my week.
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Crying so hard right now. Drako killed the FUCK outta Dumbledore
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My dad is hopefully buying me an iPhone today for x-mas.
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@Occupy_Police I know... is the of to create and to let us forget that humanity is led by the people!
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Saw last night hell. LOL hit that quick u-turn..... back into the room.......
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Spring soon come! • RT @242Uprising: Final CSA cult meeting
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F word. S word. D word.
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studying for with my girl. all day yesterday, all day today, all day tomorrow.
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Waiter there is a lizard in my Lasagne....one just crawled across my desk sat in it...then fled the scene.
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Im in an AMAZING mood lol ^_^ that was totally what i needed ;) lol aaah
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So bcuz of the weather im not leavin til the morning -_-
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I want to trip out to so bad. I have not been back to in 12 years. And I was born and raised there. I miss the waves.
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M25 9-16 clockwise long delays. 60 minutes and counting between these two points following accident much earlier #avoid
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@fanzoid321 sorry. tryina help u out bud. i mean u need laid. #ferrealdoe. someone hop on josh... like hop on pop minus perversion
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Step mom sold her house. Moving back out to my dads old house February 1. #sofarfromtown
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takes place in 3 days! do you have your costume? is @omaha ready for all the and #jolly? i know i'm ready!! #badsanta
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Perhaps parts of the US will realize that the 2nd amendment is by no means absolute, and enact stricter gun control laws.
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Best thing ive heard all day....RT @RevRunWisdom: not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less
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I threw a tv in my boxers this morning haha. I just thought about that.
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i loove when i open the refrigerator and i find a midnight snake
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Ain't talk to my friend all day
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lone wolves. 13 . 9 11. terrorist. terrorsit. radical. them up #ows
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DVR was completely erased when I got home?? Don't know who should get put furry! All our shows and my twilight movies I recorded!!
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Damn. I've bought a lot from them before, but suddenly Amazon Japan no longer ship to Norway. Also, not paying 3x the amount on Ebay.
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Almost 2 weeks later and the gash on my leg has nearly healed. I can finally fully bend my leg now!
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Some ppl makes ma mood turn into pure by just the sight of em.
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You know what I love about working in HR? Offering 16 people jobs in one day and 15 of them whooping, clapping and sometimes crying.
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Just found out I'm going to Virginia on Christmas Day. #HolidayPlans
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Wow, Redskins are schooling Dallas, talk about a
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Ain't had this type of IN A WHILE.... Guess Who's Back!
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Funny how DJ's don't tweet back to us .. while without us .. they won't worth a thing :D HAHA .. #FeelsPower
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Awesome toy sale! We were able to help 30 + families equaling 110 kids! Thanks to All who helped!
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"Family Night." More like "Rub It In Caleb's Face That He Doesn't Have A Girlfriend Or Wife Night!" #ahwell #jive
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(MIRACLE SCRIPTURE 700 B.C.) Behold the virgin shall conceive & bear a Son & shall call His name Immanuel. Is 7:14
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Thinking about making the spare bedroom into a crafting room. Cubbies lining the wall, filled with of every sort. Oh the #MyWorld
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Nightmare before Christmas with @mel_hayes07 :) so happy
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Not goin to lie am pretty pissed off today and will be tomorrow and most likely Friday as well
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I am SO blessed. In all honesty, just thinking about it makes me want to cry. #love #happiness #abundance
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This Dentist appointment is gonna be an hour long..
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My favorite perfume is Joy. "It was created as a reaction to 1929 Wall Street Crash,"(wikipedia). I hear they've changed the formula?
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i know ima get sick on that plane tomorrow
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actually kind of good at hockey..
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@BIENduetz Wat een super leuk idee! Mag ik je idee stelen voor mijn zusje?
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E domani parodia di Breaking Dawn. Grazie degli spoiler Gu.
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One day I'm going to write about feminism and How I Met Your Mother
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I'm not from this planet, I'm from one of the other planets that hold life & are just being discovered.
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gotta get up in 6 hours to ride a plane
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No more exams until Tuesday. Does watching Madeline from my bed count as going back to bed? #christmastime
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*gets on knees & prays for u to be blessed* RT @BeyonceGonDie: I've never been awaken with a penis in my mouth.
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@VictorRizzuto if i ever hear your sister hearing i will be so pissed.
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My nephew iz a lil nasty wat kids lick bottom of shoes
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Probably no school again tomorrow! Feel like death!
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Once again I bow to the magnificence that is the box of Mr Kipling Mince Pies. Obesity can ( attempt) to kiss my arse
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Looking forward to next term's Create sessions @theeggbath. Sensory, sequencing, movement, makaton, music & Shakespeare
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Just me and my biology book for the rest of the day...
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There is something different about the world today. I'm feeling something I didn't think I'd feel again. Never underestimate life.
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Seems that the sky will fall with so much rain, lightning never seen so many in a only night o.O
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I now live with 2 raging chav girls. They're having an Ann Summers party on Wednesday night.
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"You have put more joy in my heart than they have when their grain and wine abound" (Ps.4:7) True comes from God, not anything/one else
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@Overstock has baffled me with their bad service this evening. Rep says I don't have to return an item, get 2 emails saying I do.
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They're such drama queens. Don't have to worry about shit. They're just using it to bring attention to themselves. #surprise
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Ok, even een vraag voor de dames onder u. Hoe ziet rouge (make-up) er in verpakking uit?
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Where there is there is #creation. Where there is no joy there is no creation. Know the nature of joy.
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