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<gasp> Good news, everyone! | |
<sigh> The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. | |
<gasp> Wait, that's not good news at all. | |
<sigh> Yes, but they won't listen. | |
Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain. | |
<gasp> Suddenly you've gone too far! | |
Listen to me, you pompous frauds! | |
If I'm going down, I'm taking you ALL with me! | |
Dean Vernon, I know the truth. | |
It was YOU driving your hover car that night, not your horse! | |
Dean Epsilon, I know ALL about your Department of Pool Boy studies. | |
And Dr. Wernstrom... <groan> WERNSTROM! | |
<chuckle> Oh, happy birthday! | |
And YOU, Coach Smalley, or should I say... Coach Hairpiece? | |
Huh? | |
<gasp> Oh! | |
<sigh> What a pleasure it is to see my lifetime of accomplishment summed up in a three-minute film. | |
<sigh> My best years are behind me. | |
<sigh> So much left undone. | |
<sigh> So little time. | |
<sigh> My life is over. |
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