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Cuz I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet and if you say no, that must mean you just go around banging all the asshole guys, obviously.
Im_Not_Sleeping
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 00:34:54
How am I a slut/whore for NOT wanting to fuck you?
1
Wow you sound fun.
PsychedelicBadBoy
MakeNewFriendsHere
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 00:47:41
Introspective person looking for genuine friendships!
1
i forgot the
THE_WARFRAME_PIMP
Warframe
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 01:40:26
haha. god. is that domain free? if not. go for it. sounds like a reads like gibberish untill you take your time to read the words.
1
Some Jason Markk cleaner should help with getting that off.
j_rod9
Sneakers
8
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 02:08:12
Someone ruined these with ink
1
Wat do ppl do wit all da time they wuld save?
swayzel
DestinyTheGame
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 02:17:49
Literally seconds ... 3 times a week. Someone call Trump
0
this is far out man
salad_fork_thief
mildlyinteresting
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-31 02:09:15
Fallen tree refuses to die and spouts three new trees.
0
46 before pet hehe
tsdaniel123
2007scape
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 02:41:03
I wish I could sell these to people that need them...
1
Gotta love having a uniform
allent1992
AskRedditAfterDark
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 02:44:38
One day, I didn't button the top TWO buttons on my polo shirt.
1
You mean data discovery and profiling is actually important?
VaporDotWAV
SQLServer
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 02:54:50
Don't store barcodes as numbers. Store them as strings. Yes you could store them as a BigInt in most cases but not all. I have had to generate and scan in 48 character barcodes. I learned the importance of leading zeroes dealing with this stuff for well over a decade now.
1
Yes, because living in section 8 housing is a lot better than living in a middle class neighborhood
deadsoulinside
WTF
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 03:08:12
Why would you want to be middle class? The most overlooked class in history... It's way more profitable to be upper class or needy. That's where all the benefits come in. Being a decent hard working person who's not too greedy or vain has never paid off for anyone, ever.
1
I said PEOPLE.
Volkove
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 04:03:11
Like gay guys?
1
Sarcasm carries really well over the internet, especially without any written indication of such.
ArmyofWon
KotakuInAction
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 05:01:39
Black Lives Matter.
0
After he sleeps off 8 years of bullshit, ohhhh boy.
BlueNinjaElf
politics
14
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 03:50:03
I think we're going to see a very different Obama starting next year when he can finally cut loose.
1
Well, I was expecting a free rift with every new generation, but I guess I'll settle for paying from here on out.
ammonthenephite
oculus
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 05:32:25
Besides, can't keep expecting preferential treatment forever!
1
Surprising, coming from Microsoft
moviuro
networking
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 05:39:14
They are particularly chatty...
1
Oh no, someone called an autistic person a retard, Better get offended and be a cunt about it.
Point_and_Click_Guy
KotakuInAction
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 07:22:41
You're a piece of shit for calling a guy with autism a retard.
1
I know, it's like they don't realize Filipinos can be both at the same time
Z_for_Zontar
KotakuInAction
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 07:28:58
Even Filipinos aren't exempt. Depending on the mood, we're either "Global South poverty-striken victims of the developed world" or "Bible-thumping Duterte drones."
1
I'm soooo shocked, who could have seen this coming
kronos669
ainbow
-4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 07:35:32
Homophobic Trump Supporters Attack Anderson Cooper With Gay Slurs After Debate (slurs in article)
1
Internalized sexism
TerranFirma
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 08:08:47
Really? Please explain to me how Trump has degraded me?
0
$AWK is one of the bigger ones
Laxer
stocks
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 10:17:48
Investing in water? I am interested in investing in water as a commodity. Where do I look? Are there any water stocks?
1
Upgrade to an iPhone 7 :)
HILLLER
Android
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 10:48:08
God Damn it! There's no other phone I want to downgrade to. What the fuck to do now?
1
Insightfull
kalesaji
4chan
-4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 10:53:11
Professional shitposters got their fee fees hurt
1
yeah unlike Vi ult...
Wakka_bot
leagueoflegends
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 10:58:50
Fuck. Stealth is literally the least fun mechanic in the game to play against.
1
"No lol, we don't want players to have to look around the screen"
skamsibland
DotA2
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 12:29:20
can we have this instead of the stun bar?
0
Look at number 19 on the list.
ekmek-arasi-makarna
europe
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 12:43:37
This is not that accurate, I have just searched "#rome", it gets 10.933.735 and it's not in the list
1
Dude this is animation
SegfaultInOurStars
EnoughTrumpSpam
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 13:59:22
Well, this picture obviously has a liberal bias
1
Yes, 14^th ... Top tier for sure
MrF33
nfl
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 14:07:36
w/e, the main statistic is points against, which in the end, is the only stat that matters. Rams are above average there.
1
You need to be in JAIL.
Reidmill
hillaryclinton
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 15:08:24
I'm a public defender. Happens all the time. "I'm gonna file a motion tomorrow for blah blah blah." Maybe I truly am working for the state?
1
Yay racism.
romantuerki
borussiadortmund
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 15:11:00
BVB fanclub "BVB-Freunde Deutschland" surrenders to agitation by the right, ceases active fight against right wing Ultras
1
Wow, this game seems like a cool sequel to No Man's Sky!
Plzhelpmeahh
gaming
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 16:32:27
Star Citizen Planet to Planet Quantum Jumping
1
Merica....
FiveGuysAlive
funny
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 16:44:16
Oh wow, sorry for my ignorance. If you don't mind me asking, where does the Canadian thanksgiving originate from?
1
The absolute best c: Shame they didn't bring that ability over to Arc Titans in Destiny
tonkatsuu
DestinyTheGame
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 16:55:11
Armor lock??
1
For the Nazis it was 3 Generations of Aryans... might work as a guideline to succesfully classify someone as "black" or "non-black"
end1
soccer
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 17:27:09
How many generations of ones ancestors have to be black to consider oneself black in your opinion?
1
Yes let's share how to do it because then more people will learn how to do it and that makes 343 fix things faster!
JBurton90
halo
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 17:55:52
So is there any explanation on how people are doing this? Fuck cunts who this (if it's on purpose).
0
These rhymes are as legit as anything I've heard on the radio
trippysquid
cringe
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 18:00:26
So my boss just found my selfmade rap text I've made. Hello everyone - have to write this quick because I'm at work right now but I really wish I'm at home right now, crying. So basically I am doing an apprenticeship and I'm in the second year and we have to exchange our passwords to our logins because we might not be ...
1
dead game
dreadloacks
Overwatch
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 18:15:39
IN QUEUE: 4000 PLAYERS AHEAD OF YOU Calm down ppl! :)
1
Every prefix in bytes are taken from the metric system.
Bmaick
xboxone
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 18:27:00
Metric gigabytes
1
Have you guys not heard that Gary Johnson is a wasted vote though?
TBurd01
GaryJohnson
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 18:35:15
McCain: I may write-in Lindsey Graham for president. Hmmm, I know someone he could get behind, AND HIS NAME IS GARRRYY JOHHHNSON!!!!
0
If you're still having trouble, here's a [link](http://www.TheLasersEdge.etsy.com)
flyingeldephants
harrypotter
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 19:52:15
tried to find it on etsy, doesn't seem to be working for me. Anyone having any luck?
1
But you don't understand, they are willing to pay for dinner and younger and really good at sex according to themselves!
zscuro
sugarlifestyleforum
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 20:13:40
I have no shortage of dinner dates at my disposal so I don't see why I should accept dates with men who won't confirm their interest in cash arrangements. Who has the time? They are telling me they want nsa sex but don't do allowances. So why are we here?
1
If we had stricter gun control maybe she wouldn't need the armed security?
Cisiowian
Firearms
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 20:32:27
Noted Strict Gun Control Advocate Kim Kardashian Ramps Up Armed Personal Security
0
Literally the devil with a heart full of hate
nonotion
politics
36
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 20:42:42
Plus she's a supervillian
0
Haha that's what I've been telling people for the last few weeks
yoFace323
trees
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-23 20:09:14
Savage last act of President Obama What if just before President Obama passes over office to whomever wins this next election he does us a solid and makes recreational cannabis use nationally legal. Then the house and senate will have a first chance to stick it to whomever wins this election and pass this through.
0
Dirk would be a better example
AdeelAppeal
nba
18
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 23:25:51
The GOAT made a career out of it though.
1
People started searching "what is a macedonia" on google.
NoReally01
europe
8
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 23:28:37
Any results?
1
Who's that guy
noforgayjesus
MMA
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 23:43:39
Aldo
1
yeah, sc want you to Play this deck :D It's Missing the two huts...
Quickgamer2
ClashRoyale
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 23:54:05
With this deck my opponent won't stand a chance!
1
You didn't enjoy that tiagra viewpoint where the bars are setup funkily?
deflector_shield
Bikeporn
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 01:16:22
This is very, very far removed from the concept, aspirations, and aesthetics of this sub. Conceptually speaking, a gorgeous ride on a gorgeous bike could totally fit here (think Firefly through the Alps or something), and preferably with 4k60 video. But practically speaking, this is not that video.
0
A 20 minute clip would be astonishing.
AsapKendrick
F13thegame
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 01:20:36
I doubt they're giving a release date, though a date for the beta is possible. My bet, gameplay videos. They've been hinting at that for a bit now.
1
Just tell them the mice are your pets
Puritan_Sensibility
legaladvice
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 01:31:31
Nope, no pets allowed :(
1
Yup, all Christians are oppressive and evil
GeneralShepard
nba
-3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 02:04:09
Nah it's fine cause those Christians only hate the fact that they are gay. They totally don't hate gay people
1
I won 2 games and went from Challenger 1 to Grand Champion!
Staas
RocketLeague
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 02:56:26
I went from Shooting Star 4 to All Star 5 to Superstar 5 in 2 games. I am too scared to play another game to get Champion, RIP D:
0
Rabble!
Atari1977
3Dprinting
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 03:01:20
Voronoi bullshit undermining our credibility, or something. Rabble rabble!
1
Well they are the only showmance, so why were they targeted?
hum2
BigBrother
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 03:06:20
Is Shane seriously pissed Alex targeted his side? What did you think was gonna happen? Entitled ass people.
1
Aren't we all?
hum2
BigBrother
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 17:19:10
Wow, Jokers must be so jealous of Danielle.
1
Silly rabbit, obviously the rules don't apply to her!
hum2
BigBrother
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-18 02:43:26
Sleeping past the 10 AM cutoff time, laying in a bed as a have not, when is Danielle not breaking the rules? :(
0
youku uses flash :(
2NRvS
ethereum
11
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 03:30:45
Devcon2 Videos - All 3 Days (Thanks Ethfans!)
1
I for one can't wait to hear the concession speech.
snookums
politics
7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 03:40:21
I wonder wtf is going to happen after the 8th. Hes on the campaign trail saying this will be the destruction of America if Hillary wins. It takes one nutjob with a gun to do something stupid.
1
Because everyone loved BB18.
matthewryan12
BigBrother
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 04:11:26
Why is it good to leave showmances in the game until the last weeks?
1
Why would you even ask him that is good for 30k+ miles easily!
Kruger287
Justrolledintotheshop
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 04:35:48
I asked him if he wanted his spare put on. He said no..
1
get outta here cejudo
clbranche
MMA
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 04:55:36
Are any of them Olympic medalists?
1
Yeezus
rklemAsylum
AskReddit
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 06:39:33
Who would you call the most influential music artist of the 21st century?
1
maakt niet uit, was toch maar een drugsverslaafde
Antarioo
thenetherlands
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 07:30:17
Nederlander (59) doodgeschoten op de Filipijnen
1
Add the
kurslash
todayilearned
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 09:23:15
She should really apologize for getting so ill. Pretty rough on him.
1
Get ready for some Uncle Sam 'murican democracy!
trufflepastaxciv
Philippines
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 09:46:57
Someone allegedly snapped a photo of a Stealth Bomber flying over PH skies
1
No, it's just you.
CLINT_BEASTWOOD3
hearthstone
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 10:59:04
So anyone besides me have the feeling shaman is still Overpowered?
1
I mean, it was a bit of a shocker wasn't it
FlorissVDV
formula1
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 11:39:38
Red Bull surprised by how Ferrari gave up Japan podium
1
You fade to black as well
Skianet
starcitizen
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 13:40:02
Yeah, but how will it look to other players?
1
A headphone jack?
exjr_
apple
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 13:42:00
But it also has features the iphone doesnt have...
1
Thats right Trump supporters, go and vote November 28!
dummy8843
politics
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 13:53:48
Donald Trump tells supporters to vote on November 28
1
Well, its okay if *we* do it, we're not a bunch of filthy terrorists!
arjun1967
worldnews
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 14:20:57
I was under the impression that the US had already been launching drone strikes in Yemen since like 2014
1
Yeah, fuck off people who have sympathy for refugee children languishing in abject squalor, total scum of the earth
samloveshummus
unitedkingdom
-19
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 14:31:52
Urgh fuck off Lily.
1
Silly you, there is no such thing as female pedophiles, only women that obviously have their maternal hormone switched on
Raestloz
worldnews
17
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 14:33:18
What happens to female pedophiles?
1
VS community edition runs fine on Linux... just load up VirtualBox and create a windows VM!
sniper_fox
dotnet
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 14:54:14
on linux
1
Did you read the title of this subreddit?
Corrufiles
OnePunchMan
15
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 15:02:01
Could saitama destroy Boros' spaceship in one punch? If Saitama was serious, could he be able to destroy boros' spaceship in one punch? And maybe speed blitz Melzalgald?
1
He earned the right to talk to female specimens as well, but they keep rejecting him, stupid whores.
YabbilyDoobily
justneckbeardthings
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 15:27:22
My RES Tag for him will be Mr. Nice Guy. He earned it.
0
In
MrGryphian
tf2
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 15:38:31
WHAT?
1
Because Hillary and Donald are so much more competent than current leadership
TWJester42
Showerthoughts
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 15:41:19
That will all end in November when we have competent leaders
1
Chin slider can't scale back far enough for an accurate representation
wrestleholic_jericho
WWEGames
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 16:25:33
CC PS4 Request: James Ellsworth Really keen to start a career with him if someone is able to make an accurate caw of him.
1
That's only a myth though...
KevDotCom
wow
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 16:26:02
And legendaries!
1
Well yeah, he killed a "terra-ist"
WorfDenied
politics
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 16:33:54
At this rate, I don't think Trump supporters would even believe/care.. the man said it himself that he could shoot somebody in broad daylight and he would still be supported.
1
I thought it was mandated
Mango_Smoothies
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 16:59:12
Right, just wanted to confirm I was reading that the right way. Anybody have an idea of Florida election law: can you conduct voter registration drives and throw out registration forms of the opposing party?
1
Well yeah, why do you think they chose the current Pope for the Church.....
ivsciguy
Christianity
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 17:34:18
The globalists, and the elites just want to force their leftist politicial views onto the Catholic Church.
1
:/
MoeX_
RocketLeague
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 17:37:29
You serious? Thats a lot of stuff to lose, bummer to say the least.
1
You obviously mean the one who committed a federal crime?
ilikesupersugarcrisp
television
-6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 17:49:53
When a goddamn E! News host is held to a higher standard than a presidential nominee...
1
Sounds unbiased and well made
Keep-reefer-illegal
Documentaries
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 18:18:42
OBEY (2013) Explores the rise of the corporate state and the future of obedience in a world filled with unfettered capitalism, worsening inequality and environmental changes.
1
Because that's what we really need: more WWII games.
Darrow-The-Reaper
gaming
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 18:25:47
What REALLY needs to come after BF1
0
Just because you don't know how a car works, doesn't mean you can't listen to the merits of each brand, as explained by an expert.
VikingMode
nottheonion
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 18:43:07
Leave voter who wants to 'control our own laws' can't name single EU law
1
And because the Portuguese were *real* pioneers in stopping the slave trade... Yeah, that's a massive
ECoast_Man
metacanada
12
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 18:54:49
A Portuguese person. He's basically trying to find an exotic way to weasel out of saying he's White, even though he's white.
1
Hey now, that's only like... $2880/month for unlimited data!
UDPGuy
verizon
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 19:20:32
Wow, thirty whole minutes?
1
I bet he doesn't even know how to throw a jab properly
carlosdlt94
MMA
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 19:38:20
Mighty Mouse should go to Glendale. He needs to fix those holes in his game.
1
great input.
3shum
ClashRoyale
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 19:48:12
No
0
lesbian?
sijix
pyrocynical
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 19:55:47
PYRO FACE REVEAL
0
it gives the owner of the defense system a false hope... Let's say the owner of a missile defense system decides to take the chance of striking the enemy first, we're talking thousands of warheads targeting enemy ICBM silos, mobile launchers, submarine pens, strategic bomber bases, etc... The owner of the missile defen...
elolna
worldnews
10
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 14:21:34
Can anyone explain to me how a defense system is considered a threat?
0
HAX FUCKING MONEY BABY
GrandmaWilkins
madlads
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 20:04:16
A POGO STICK! Is he absolutely mental?!
1
Because there were tons of black soldiers in the army of the German Empire
MR_JACK_DANIELS
Battlefield
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 20:12:51
They made the British assault white but that's about it.
0
We're all thinking it right?
MasterOfSardonicism
FixedGearBicycle
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 19:17:59
Half way through today's ride
0
CrisGurney
crisplyr9
snapchat
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 20:51:21
17 Friends?
0
It bothers me that Hart talks to his buddies off camera then the host
GingerSurferDouche
spicy
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 21:41:05
Probably the funniest one yet, Kevin Hart on Hot Ones.
1
Get 4 more scrubs to play with you and ta da
Tortoso4325
paragon
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 22:09:39
How Does One Even Go Competitive? First of all let's get this out of the way, I'm an extremely casual player and intend to stay that way. I'm low gold ELO and don't care too much honestly, but one of my biggest influences is my housemate. He is actually an insane player although he primarily plays solo queue which I th...