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The madlad
byscuit
CringeAnarchy
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-06 03:25:20
"I KEEL YOU"
0
I really hope you guys make use of a "putting the unt in cunt" style phrase in reference to the school board
Strike_Reyhi
funny
12
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 06:34:19
Yeah unt can kiss my ass with that shit. They even demolished a perfectly good lot for whatever the Hell is being built there
0
If you're updating often enough that waiting for LOS is a big deal then you're updating too often.
Oreganoian
Nexus7
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-28 05:44:14
Ok, so Cyanogen is dead. Now what? I have a Nexus 7 2013. I rooted it and kept it on the stock OS for a long time. Then Google pulled the plug. Not wanting an unsupported OS I moved over to CM 13 about a month ago. It works great and I love it. But I was unaware that the whole Cyanogen commercial part of the CM was imp...
0
Aleppo Johnson and WIFI Stein will make a good pair at the kids table debate over applesauce.
SquirrelTopTrump
politics
-6
-6
0
2016-09
2016-09-18 07:57:31
Gary Johnson Just Shy of 15% Debate Participation Threshold, in Latest Polls
0
If you breathe in enough dihydrogen-monoxide, it'll kill you!
QuadraKev
videos
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-29 13:05:33
Watch out for that dihydrogen-monoxide. That shits In everything, even baby food and it'll kill you right quick just from being in contact with it if your not careful.
0
Constipation... Makes the shit hard as a rock.
alligatorterror
WTF
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 18:55:39
Saw this happen on a bus I was on once. The old guy in front of me started smelling real bad and fidgeting his legs, then got up off the bus. It kept smelling. A few stops later I got up to get off and there was a turd on the bus floor where he had been standing. I don't know how he magicked it down his pants leg but I...
0
Sbisa
BlueWhiteGreen
hockey
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 20:06:49
Biggest pylons in the league? I vote Dan Girardi and Brooks Orpik
1
THANKS OBAMA
1Darkest_Knight1
CasualConversation
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 04:39:55
No, it's made me more irritated by it
0
Capes give you bonus points though
ShadowGuardian_
ActionFigures
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-11 15:05:31
Not all heroes wear capes.
0
FUCK
DakiniBrave
Overwatch
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-09 14:25:20
Are their connection problem?
0
r/me_irl
theyellowhammers
Fitness
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-16 06:23:27
My number is 24.
0
Thanks Zapp!
catechlism9854
Showerthoughts
32
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 04:09:13
Too low!.... Lower....
0
Anytime I'm in common areas and bored I walk around and give everyone "Blessing of King's"
Sleeping_Elephant
wow
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-26 05:57:29
Wow confessional thread
0
Reddit has ruined the rest of the Internet for me.
HawkeyeKK
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 06:17:54
I only Reddit. 1. I reach the 300th post. 2. I refresh and start over. 3. Once too many posts repeat, pick a subreddit and look at that 4. Once done, I go to bed since it's probably already 5 hours after I intended to go to sleep. 5. GOTO 1
0
Yeah they look much better worn epilogue
dabilee01
facepalm
19
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 21:41:07
Just like the guy in the picture, op thinks flat billed hats look silly foreword.
0
Does this have freesync like that other costco monitor?
Theghost129
buildapcsales
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-21 22:05:30
Atron Vision AVF240 144HZ 1MS FHD Monitor - $159.99
0
They were probably having sex that's why she forgot.
sovietskaya
news
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 13:13:06
Two Long Beach, Mississippi, police officers fired after girl, 3, left alone in patrol car dies
0
I mean if she's into that kind of thing...
QUILAVA_FUCKER
BlackPeopleTwitter
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 05:13:28
Don't act like you'd do shit even if he gave you her number
0
Obama didn't keep us safe on 9/11.
EggCouncil
EnoughTrumpSpam
52
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 15:25:45
Who? George Bush was president before email, and I don't remember anything between Bill Clinton and Barack Obama.
0
China isn't even using Nazi scientists.
EggCouncil
ShitAmericansSay
55
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 04:46:46
"Who cares? America did this 40 years ago. The entire Chinese space program is a joke, a facade of a brutish regime using STOLEN TECH trying to pretend it's part of the modern world."
0
they could do this but that would mean any "limited skins/mounts" would loose their worth and people who bought them last time would wise up and reduce impulse buying
exsea
heroesofthestorm
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 10:46:36
Blizz could make a very cool Halloween event by making all skins accessible only for October 31st.
0
Because some people dont want to open another line of credit for just one device when we already have a credit line available via our carrier.
ryaniskira
tmobile
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 18:33:30
Why not just finance it through Google?
0
Now you're just being a little bitch
semnotimos
todayilearned
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-16 13:57:43
You also ought to focus that disdain to the many others who agree with my sentiments and downvoted you.
0
Remaking the Boy In The Striped Pajamas, but with child slaves legally purchased in some third world country.
Ridin_the_GravyTrain
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 11:13:05
You are given 2.63 Billion dollars budget to make the most offensive film ever made, what would you make?
0
They don't seem to care
greendazexx
greenday
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 22:05:48
Thanks! Also, based on your second update, how strict have they been on line cutting? My group has one more joining us a few hours after they get in line so I'm a little worried they won't let him/they'll push us back in line.
0
I can do 38+fees shipped.
xSniiPeZ
GameSale
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 00:17:29
I can do 38 shipped. I have a bunch of different stylus unopened that I can throw in also.
0
He said he's going to repeal the law that canceled my insurance so I can get it or a very similar one to it back at the price I was paying or lower.
TheGlassStone
Le_Pen
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-14 07:53:53
And how is Trump going to improve it?
0
#WE HAVE THE BEST NAZI LOVING FRIENDS, DON'T WE FOLKS?
TheGlassStone
The_Donald
38
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 04:22:12
He just knows he would do *such* a great job
0
Don't forget the guns...and you'll always have Benghazi to fall back on.
mulgs
politics
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 20:53:17
But you're not offended by 'extreme carelessness' with national security? With hounding women who claim The hubby raped them? With calling millions of people 'deplorable' and 'irredeemable' because they want actual change? With wanting open borders to let in drug cartels and terrorists? Okay Tom, got it!
0
Well they're not wrong
fastal_12147
hockey
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 05:33:10
Well Fox, at least you tried.
0
DSP might be a better steal then Hall if he can be that guy cleaning up.
Arcticfox04
devils
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 07:11:37
Smith-Pelly, Merrill, and Blake Coleman score as Group A beats Group B 3-0 in first training camp scrimmage
0
Does this count as peasantry since he's saying something that's true, but not giving the full story?
FrankeyMankey
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 08:16:01
CinnamonToastKen's PS4 problem and comment on PC.
0
Wouldn't that technically make it a sideways gif?
DrJorneyBrongus
funny
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 05:10:58
that's impressive in either direction
0
That dick bending is terrifyingly close to breaking.
thrownawayzs
JiggleFuck
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-18 14:18:18
Mandy Muse - Like An Earthquake
0
You'll need runes to make him work though, and his Ai derps pretty hard for Aiden Runs.
mervynngwaihong
summonerswar
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 17:49:05
Teshar is DEFINITLY an awesome wind farmer & DD for GB10. One of the best if not THE best. :)
1
They're secretly making changes without giving us a gem *Everyone riot*
jet_10
OnePieceTC
16
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 06:05:23
When did this happen? They're destroying Global lore one meme at a time.
0
thank mr kelmon
cgoods94
baseballcirclejerk
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 05:07:18
Hey, guise, I have this really original meme. You ready? 2016 ISN'T AN EVEN YEAR!!!!!! Get it? Because the Giants lost and they always win in even years?! I'm gonna sticky this to show you how smart my satire is.
0
He's pretty quick once they're official but it could be a bit before he actually adds them to Nova
Charizarlslie
GooglePixel
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-24 03:41:37
There is no current way to do it. Although I've sure they dev is working on it, he's pretty quick to add new stuff.
1
He's exhibited more in common with the CIA agenda than Gavin and he was literally born at the CIA.
Adrian-X
btc
8
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 06:19:32
CIA?
1
It's so simply anyone could do it it's just the politics that's hard
Adrian-X
btc
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-09 13:30:35
Are you saying SegWit is simple, yet it is still delayed 5 months? How would you explain that? How would you explain the amount of development/testing which went into it in the first place?
0
Doesn't really work now because the only ritual spell that requires more than the caster is the warlock summoning closet.
Morthra
wow
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-22 02:31:54
"Help summon mage table" ... "why am I in Stonard."
0
What are the chances Kryssie thought Morgan meant Alex was her 'sister' as in Sorority Sister or someone who she felt as close to as a sister vs the actual blood relative.
IrishRoseDKM
BigBrother
32
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 23:51:43
Morgan Reveals Her Secret to Kryssie
0
I found multiplayer in the main menu.
Pythnator
Infinitewarfare
25
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-05 19:11:28
How is everyone finding multiplayer?
0
give them a break its the studios first game.
Geehodjimmy
battlefield_one
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 22:23:03
I'd rather wish for some function that gives me the ability to quit to the main menu after a game is finished. Though it seems like technology hasn't gone so far yet..
0
Give me your tears.
nullhypo
worldnews
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 21:42:38
Are you a gypsy?
0
Actually there are standard ways to maintain UI state, if an app's UI seems to reset when rotating then the developer didn't do what they are supposed to do.
ianguy
Android
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 06:43:32
It's basically the app losing data and re-entering that portion of the app from scratch. It's a part of the Android Activity lifecycle and a deliberate design decision. Developers can design around it, but they basically have to violate standards to do it, which is a pretty lame part of the Android design.
0
Just fuck my shit up
Please_Dont__
nba
33
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-26 23:51:17
Nik Stauskus is currently 5th in the league in TS% at 65.8%. He's also 4th in eFG% Stauskus Island represent! Seriously though, it's almost like he's a good player now. The defense is still bad, but he's been fantastic as a scorer.
1
Titanic
1wildone1
AskReddit
11
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 06:44:54
The film industry announces that a movie made in the past 30 years is actually based on true events, what movie do you wish it is?
0
Aren't the males friendly?
willyboxc
woahdude
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-16 14:08:44
**nope**
0
Because sweeping the outdoors makes sense.
EggheadDash
Overwatch
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-18 09:11:58
Cleaning Eichenwalde
0
I'm going to be so disappointed if April Fools comes and absolutely nothing changes.
EggheadDash
Overwatch
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-23 11:48:12
Blizzard should rename all the char this for April fools.
0
Gotta watch out for those ones; Kevin De Leon says it's a Ghost Gun capable of firing its 30 caliber clip in 30 seconds.
Moony630
airsoft
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 07:07:11
Hon-ey Bad-ger *clap clap clapclapclap*
0
E
iiJynx
AskOuija
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 07:12:40
C
0
All I need is a confirmation of a Stardust Crusaders dub on Toonami, now.
Scottz0rz
dbz
43
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 19:41:28
damn thats an amazing lineup
0
And with how slow medicine moves it'll be 10+ years before this is a treatment you can actually use.
SaltyBabe
worldnews
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-18 19:44:36
Sounds like a welcome addition to the modes of treatment that exist right now. I'm betting antibody treatments have less side effects than the drug cocktails that are the current treatment of choice. Still a treatment though, not a cure.
0
It sends out the message MAGA and then destroys us all
apple_kicks
AdviceAnimals
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 18:51:19
This is how Skynet starts
0
Ah OK.
rondeline
Drugs
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 04:07:19
you're only using a few drops when its used as a medium for lsd.
0
Cream pie
pleasehelpssll
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-16 22:35:34
What seemingly innocent Google search has dirty results when googled?
0
fun fact his cousin is Nani
RoonThaGoon
reddevils
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 07:48:48
Pretty sure he's English and not Portuguese.
0
both injured in training source MUTV Edit both meaning schneiderlin and martial
RoonThaGoon
reddevils
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 18:19:54
any news about WHY schneiderlin,mkhi, and martial is not in the squad?
0
maybe he went to make food, toilet or something, attacked snake so he wont log out?
kkauppa
2007scape
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 02:26:13
Woodcutting bot with spectral spirit shield breaks his bot.
0
Well the bulbs are sold as well but I think that's mainly a domestic thing
idaltufalkard
woahdude
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 00:45:10
Buying flowers is weird
0
team fortress 2 is free to play like you don't have to spend any money on it to play it csgo has a larger player base and more constant updates ( no really if you think valve hates csgo, go look at what they're doing to tf2)
angelOFnoise
GlobalOffensive
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 04:27:25
TF2 or CSGO? My mom said I can get one for Christmas, which one should I buy?
0
Canada is evil?
helpmea50
europe
21
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-24 10:57:32
Go Wallonie, save us from evil !
0
Yeah those are totally the only build choises
topcatti
pathofexile
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 19:59:26
yup. I started BF totems the last two leagues. Was going to again this league, then breach happened. Decided to skip this league early on because I didn't want to play any bow build, EQ, assflurry or flameblast. With all the other problems this league and the inevitable nerfs to breach, I've feel like I dodged a bullet...
0
Nils Sjoberg returns
samlama1827
popheads
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 08:24:42
Drake and Taylor Swift are collaborating on brand new music together.
0
Maybe I'm just super informed but I have never thought so.
youwantmetoeatawhat
lastweektonight
-2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 03:13:21
really? I feel like a lot of segments would still be surprise to poor americans like the special districts or the stadium segment. or the fifa one
0
Capable isnt deep.
ButtMuddBrookss
nba
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 01:21:59
Our bench is capable
0
[[Kairos]]
pblwzrd
jailbreak
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 08:50:52
Any tweak which allows me to send a msg at a desired time? So say for example I want to send a message to a friend at 12pm. I send the msg at 9am but its not sent/delivered to their phone till 12pm. Anyway to do this?
0
It says the Youtube earnings are added on the 15th each month, IIRC.
vorvek
letsplay
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 09:06:38
I believe it only updates at the end of the month but I could be incorrect. And yup you can set up a bank account. That's what I have
0
More "criminals" like him please.
roflocalypselol
gifs
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-21 19:20:08
More officers like him please.
0
KEK WILLS IT
RedditorsareReRe
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 09:20:26
HOLY SHIT: NATE SILVER WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG?!
0
politics = MONEY MONEY MONEY and the coalitions big supporters are people who run the coal industry
acllive
australia
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 10:04:52
Even after everyone has moved towards renewable energy sources our backwards ass government will still be peddling coal as the energy of the future.
0
Different strokes for different folks i suppose.
Reddyid
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 07:53:06
Everyone wants to be a part of the walled garden, even when they know the plants are grown outside.
0
Say, "Hey, I know you....... you're the bassist for Metallica!"
CyanideIX
SCJerk
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-09 07:34:57
Eating next to fuccboi, what do?
0
Why does it even have a floor to ceiling mirror?
slashuslashuserid
AskReddit
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 15:37:17
A handicap washroom where I work (large room, single toilet, lockable door) has a large floor to ceiling mirror. It was very clearly used for sex recently based on a very odd configuration of assprints, handprints, etc that were left on the mirror.
0
Yh good Bc i want to get it
InstantHellige
FIFA
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-27 22:19:12
So why does it matter then? Because it would never go for more than 200 coins anyway
0
According to this graph your shit will eventually not sell.
Matter94
bladeandsoul
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 23:22:20
i dont. he was clearly trying to undercut and was in such a rush he didnt even pay attention to his listing. it's not a race, your shit will sell.
0
Or dogpile it
_Dreamer_Deceiver_
Showerthoughts
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-27 08:41:11
They couldn't Google stuff when they were starting, but they could Alta Vista the shit out of everything.
1
The Titanic was unsinkable!
SlyScorpion
europe
131
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 10:28:48
Boris Johnson Says 'Brexit' Will Be A 'Titanic Success'
1
Might be the reason she refuses to die
SlyScorpion
europe
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 02:37:36
I think the Queen understands the public's opinion of Charles. She'll hold on to it as long as she can.
0
Are you talking about the Problem solver or Splatter cannon, or did you have a Furious Handmade rifle randomly drop?
TheMellowestyellow
fo4
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 05:04:47
Hmmm ok, I feel in that case I'll probably go with the Furious perk. It won't give me the AoE madness that explosive does, but I'll still get the firepower to deal with spongier enemies if need be. At least that's how it should work. Thanks for the help!
0
Except for the sexplicit nature of her essay.
Maxpowr9
AskReddit
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-17 04:09:28
Writing about a struggle like that, in my opinion, is a perfectly fine essay topic. She discussed her hardships that affected her grades during that time. I was in a similar situation, had to drop 2 of my classes, but I was in a lot of therapy during that time. Essays are where you're supposed to explain stuff like thi...
0
Classic shmosby
Funkmonkey21139
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-16 17:01:27
You realize he was proposing to you, right? That's the only way he'd get to file your taxes.
0
mai degraba monitorizare sri pe r/romania impotriva radicalizarii!
ctudor
Romania
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 08:53:52
Dragnea complet dezlantuit, r/romania on suicide watch!!!
0
You were lazy, you had some unrealistic dreams, life fucked you even if you hadn't been both those precious things, but hey were getting out of this slump and back on track soon.
WJTDroid
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 02:35:00
Your disappointed sixteen-year-old self appears and demands to know why your life turned out like this. What do you tell them?
0
Helps when people pay their taxes and allows the government to subsidie important things like clean energy and the survival of the planet, instead of red meat and corn.
Tiffany_Stallions
worldnews
12
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 22:19:50
Helps when nearly your entire population is rich.
0
Even without memory problems it still seems perfectly conceivable someone could make a silly mistake like that
Rakensen
nothingeverhappens
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 21:37:11
Nobody's grandma ever has a memory problem!
1
Yeah, and I'll be here waiting to eat my hat
NessunAbilita
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 11:25:31
Sorry you feel that way. There will come a tipping point and it is approaching. There are still opportunities to avoid going this route, obviously, but I do believe it is plausible within the next 3 decades.
0
Where is the MSM?
HeroDanny
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 11:40:18
Trump Supporters have raised over $88,000 to Repair the Hopewell Baptist Church
0
Having this level of white guilt has to be toxic right?
yep45
TumblrInAction
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 07:09:32
Spoiler: OP is white
1
He is russian, well known fact that the only political position known to russians is communism, or have you forgotten of their famous communist czars?
Lokky
AskEurope
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 11:41:44
Wat... How is Putin a communist?
0
That is true.
MuzzleBlast
nrl
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-17 11:44:17
Sharks are going to get fucking spanked by the cows next week
0
and memes can be fun, remember hate is way more powerful a train than logic and critical thinking.
1Darkest_Knight1
politics
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-14 02:41:23
The reality is the people that support him do so with their emotion. Logic doesn't dissuade that.
0
Doug Mientkiewicz knows what's up.
pigwalk5150
funny
43
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 11:51:52
"THIS MY RETIREMENT INSURANCE, SON"
0
i just 'blue' myself now is real
adventureguy5
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 11:09:34
Humans now turn blue for 24 hours after an orgasm. How does society change?
1
Where did you get your PhD in game balance from?
xTom118
Smite
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-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 11:53:02
If they return her to her release state I can guarantee she wouldn't be as played as she is now. The instant long range stun is literally what made her get picked up as a character.
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I bought my discounted versions from the Adobe site.
popfilms
photoshop
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 22:39:05
Discounted Adobe Suite for Students Hi, I just got a new macbook and was wondering if there are places to buy discounted versions of Photoshop, InDesign and Illustrator. My professor mentioned an academic website he used to purchase his suite but I can't find any websites. Older versions (cs4 or 5) are also okay.
1
Imagine what we could do if Blizzard still supported starcraft!
fixurgamebliz
starcraft
14
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-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 12:02:59
I wouldn't go that far. Kings is as much their event as it is mine, they pay for it every month, certain determined people at Blizzard put a lot of work in to make even the monthly events happen, not to mention this live show with a full production crew and staff.
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Stop reminding me
Ultra_Patriot
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-24 05:01:36
Trump is pro-Israel you dumb motherfucker.