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Ah ok.
I_Need_Sources
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 14:08:02
I caught it before he fixed it apparently.
0
Yeah because kissing = sex, fucking sexually illiterate country.
Kylo-renaldi
Egypt
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-17 16:37:30
TIL that Egypt can be progressive if we allow public indecency.
0
I hope that's sarcasm.
FalcowUnleashed
GlobalOffensive
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-05 14:18:37
you're* -.-"
0
it's evolution, not design animals did not sat around and decided they needed to be poisonous particular species forked at some point with part of the population having poisonous mutation or a step in that direction this part simply had better chance of survival compared to the other part it was not a design of ultimat...
confused-duck
explainlikeimfive
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 14:19:53
ELI5: Why did certain animals develop poison? I ask this because it seems that every animal who can poison it's enemies with poison bites or barbs are much smaller and incapable of eating or doing anything positive with the corpse of the animal who attacked it. It is just strange to me that animals developed this defen...
0
I just made a post but yours is better so I deleted my mine and now I'm here to declare my unwavering allegiance to Ty Blach
Idonthaveausername37
baseball
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 22:30:36
Ty Blach's Line: 8.0 IP, 6 Ks, 3 H, 1 BB, 0 ER, 2 for 3 batting
1
My mistake, I should have added
viritrox
Handwriting
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 14:21:17
red onion. sometimes called a purple onion.
0
... Um... Ok....?
jmackxiii
Overwatch
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 21:47:59
Fk this community
0
Tier 8 mediums should cost ~7500.. and thats with pmm...
VIOLETSTETPEDDAR
WorldofTanksConsole
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-28 22:11:46
Basically it looks like I could pick up the Centennial T95 (and maybe some of the bundled garbage?) for ~9200 gold.
0
This lizard.
workinghardly2
Paladins
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 14:25:13
Who's your main I for one main androxus but who do you main
0
I came here to say a less funny version of that.
fuct_indy
funny
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 14:27:59
IF IT HADNT BEEN FOR MASKED DOGGO ID ATE APPLE LONG TIME GO, WHERR DID YA COME FROM WHERE DID YA GO, WHERE DID YA COME FROM MASKED DOGGO
0
By far the best magic related video I've ever seen.
Darktidemage
magicTCG
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 22:01:03
Streamer Paul Cheon Has Wife Draft Vintage Cube For Him. Hilarity ensues.
0
Sony upgrade cycle.
wankthisway
Android
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-22 02:18:32
Well maybe it's next year in China
0
If it floats....
ballrus_walsack
AskReddit
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 14:22:52
You throw it off a bridge.
1
Literally white privilege.
wigglypoocool
premed
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 14:36:16
Being ORM does not "hurt you." Literally look at any medical school class -80-90% of applicants are white or Asian. quinnipac had 10% be URM. That means 90% of spots were available to ORM:white students. Just declare your race and earn what you get. I applied as white and I've had absolutely no problems. Your race isn'...
0
It's ironic that a recorded conversation with a Bush is going to be Trump's ultimate downfall.
seshfan
television
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 15:11:32
Damn, that makes two Bushes leveled by Trump in this campaign.
0
Everyone shares the same DNA if you go back far enough.
laowaispy
worldnews
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 16:17:24
Nah Hui people aren't Han, they don't share the same DNA ask any scientist. Stop spreading lies.
0
Nazgrim never went to heaven, He was fighting demons in the twisting nether until we brought him back.
Flipz100
wow
17
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 13:42:06
No no, he's a DK not a Demon Hunter. He hasn't"sacrificed everything". He just came back from heaven to kick more demon ass.
1
No
Mediego19
nonononoyes
22
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 14:56:08
is this sarcasm
0
It's a safe space.
PKS_5
minnesotavikings
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-18 12:53:43
So this is the kind of garbage we let in our sub now?
0
Holy shitballs that's harsh.
livin4donuts
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-08 17:16:27
"Mom, you're ruining this for me" "Having you ruined my entire life you slut, now let me have my moment"
0
where do I go to request a custom size?
Thatoneguywhofailed
airsoft
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 04:13:23
You should be fine, then. FSB shop can custom make sizes as well.
0
Oh
tst3c
AskReddit
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 15:03:04
It's like a gunshot.
0
Dittiotto.
Ally-_-Kat
pokemongo
40
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 00:57:03
What if you evolve them..?
0
Novelist
stormjh
jobs
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 15:09:31
I literally type 140wpm. What jobs are out there that I could use this skill for?
0
Can someone please put it side by side with the original scene?
rafaelloaa
marvelstudios
13
13
0
2016-09
2016-09-19 07:19:38
Captain America: Civil War Airport Scene in Lego
0
Please don't kill yourself.
FunfortheLadies
shittyaskscience
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-30 21:46:11
*depression triggered*
0
I came here to make a similar joke.
viderfenrisbane
mildlyinteresting
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-28 17:12:25
This is teaching you to be like Trump. Pay attention to deal.
0
You need to have it calibrated.
Vote_for_asteroid
todayilearned
39
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 15:17:04
Just checked my cat on purr frequency. Fucker purrs at 38 hertz.
0
Those pre-ban Pepe's are literally worth their weight in gold right now, and going up every day!
GreySoulx
MemeEconomy
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-13 00:54:27
We should keep them. Political memes are high rn.
0
And I was hand slapped by Political Discussion for speaking the truth.
Bernies_Lakehouse
Enough_Sanders_Spam
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 19:26:40
Bernie would totally smash Trump in the debates!!!11!!!!
0
OwO
nb4hnp
wiiu
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-28 19:15:13
Is there a centerfold?
0
that's ~~probably~~ for the better
nb4hnp
2meirl4meirl
7
7
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 23:25:50
Like not just killed, but just forgotten like you never existed
0
There are plenty of stories of dissatisfied customers with Kogan, but I've bought a couple of cheap TVs from them and everything has been fine.
ScoobyDoNot
australia
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 01:34:10
I have considered buying from eBay for electronics, but after 2 terrible experiences from eBay, i considered Kogan.
0
You mean like the women they are slut shaming for wearing 'hypersexualised' costumes?
ScoobyDoNot
TumblrInAction
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-19 23:19:35
I like how there's no "Yes" decision out of the 'picture broadcast' block. What if I'm perfectly happy having my costume plastered all over the internet and airwaves? Oh! And decision blocks should be diamonds, not rectangles. Learn to flowchart.
0
STICKEM UP
OHGODTHELASERS
nfl
28
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 15:25:45
If either of these qbs get drafted by Cleveland we don't have this discussion. Football is a team game and your supporting cast dose matter, we see what BB can do with avg qbs. Manning has switched teams and still found success. Brady has had the advantages of staying with the greatest modern coach of football and the ...
0
He was bored
Duke_of_New_Dallas
Christianity
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 14:34:34
Why did God create us? I was having s discussion with a friend who said that. "Why did God create us?" I said "So we could chose him of our own free will, instead of love him like robots." She replied, "Ok, but what about the people that don't chose God out of the millions of answers our there? God is willing to create...
0
The terra is firma.
LookAtTheFlowers
gifs
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-31 07:20:45
It looks like Terra is pretty angry.
1
Um..., hello EIDE
rotarypower101
3Dprinting
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 15:29:31
30 pin FireWire 400 FireWire 800 I'm struggling to come up with others. What am I missing?
0
Kinda is an excuse since the leaks aren't anything untrue, it's just showing Americans the truth.
zstansbe
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 14:04:47
Trump: Claims of Russian interference in 2016 race 'ridiculous,' Dems making excuses
0
Liquid choking and s1mple's love for hiko will result in infinite overtime
slaughtrr12
GlobalOffensive
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-20 17:48:57
Team Liquid & Na'Vi to face each other in the opening matches for ESL New York
0
Do your own homework Carl
Vorengard
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 15:40:13
What are the three factors that distinguish a nonprofit OR government stakeholder from a private sector stakeholder?
0
Ultimately you can never be 100% sure that anything is real.
Shademaster21
Christianity
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 10:47:49
My 5 year old figured out the Santa thing, then tooth fairy occurred to him the next day, now he is asking about Jesus and God. As an unbeliever I don't know how to respond without influencing his perspective. How would you respond? My wife is Christian, we attend church together every Sunday, and I love the church com...
0
Can't wait until next weeks episode of "I wasted so much time getting to this door that is on the front page each week" Such a great series!
Neckbeardlol
subnautica
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 20:19:38
But the door is green! Why won't it open? 30 minutes wasted.
0
During elementary school I accidentally stole a pawn from my school's chess set...
goodwarrior12345
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 15:35:48
What's the shittiest thing you've ever done?
0
"are you trying to win pff noob" my brain melts everytime i meet these idiots
Kondinator
RocketLeague
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 15:36:45
Dont be like this... I hold a Freestyle from him and that was his reaction
1
is this
deckardy
uncharted
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 15:38:52
Awesome stuff not enuf Elena and uc1...f sam
0
Kenya say "failing", Donald?
wonderful_wonton
politics
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 00:11:54
After watching that I can see Trump really taking the run for president seriously just to say fuck you to Obama at his Correspondents dinner.
0
I only know that if I live to be an old man, dickbutt will bring a similar smile to my face.
C4Cypher
gifs
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-23 18:17:28
I agree but it was still obscure. Soldiers would see that and laugh. Everyone else would look right past it.
0
'membah WACO and Branch Davidians?
C4Cypher
Conservative
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-26 18:54:18
You member Chewbacca?
0
I hope this calms some of the fears people had about the park management aspect.
londonladse
PlanetCoaster
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 09:06:28
Connie Express Video from EGX
1
wow i never thought of this!
Franksta1403
FrankOcean
10
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 15:48:22
NOV 13 2016, DATE OF THE LIBRARY CARD So November 13 2016 is stamped on the library card, and its coming up very soon. I really hope its a tour announcement or merch/magazine launch. Anything from Frank will be great. I just want one more W before the year ends. PLEASE!
0
Can't believe someone would downvote this.
jontyllis
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-11 20:15:18
What a patriot!!
0
He's more consistent than your exclamation point usage.
FuckUHaveADownVote
smashbros
15
15
0
2016-09
2016-09-05 08:14:41
But Westballz is inconsistent!!11
0
But plenty of white people live in warm places but still have permenantly red cheeks?
q1s2e3
AskReddit
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-07 22:57:54
It's always cold up north
0
Sun wall is pretty sunny but there's certainly options.
spellstrike
climbing
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 22:55:34
I was gonna go this last week but it was 95F. Ridiculous. Any cool shaded areas? Planning on a camp/climb weekend.
0
Artificial scarcity
Jakethesnake98
todayilearned
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 16:05:14
Because someone is making money off it
0
The 2nd one
Jakethesnake98
battlefield_one
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 19:51:24
Which one?
0
Username checks out
arhanv
television
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 03:43:35
It's really, really good.
0
BttF2 was only a year off with their prediction!
MackAttack47
BacktotheFuture
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 16:11:00
That time when you realize you should have put some money on the Cubbies
1
The only way to fix these issues is to make the government even bigger!
BrianPurkiss
Libertarian
19
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 16:13:51
I'm so happy we have the government to protect us. I definitely trust them to make good judgments with regard to all of my other freedoms.
1
The more words and terms they make up, the more legitimate their claims.
BrianPurkiss
Firearms
13
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-16 15:53:52
"assaultive capabilities". WTF?
0
Well technically Dardoch is an adult too and we can see how immature he is.
Muscleman_Cly
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 16:18:29
He is an ADULT
0
Houston seems cheap, but you'll pay a lot more in property taxes, transportation, and insurance.
CatsAreTasty
houston
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 14:21:16
Relocating from Connecticut I'm looking for feedback on relocation. I'm 30 years old and am Connecticut born and raised. I am potentially relocating to the Houston area for work (The Woodlands) and was wondering how far would my paycheck go amongst lifestyle etc. I'll be making 60K plus bonuses, and here in the northea...
1
It's that damn Michelle and her drive to end childhood obesity.
reluctant_qualifier
politics
17
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 16:35:58
Not even full size candy bars at the White House? Im coming back later with some toilet paper and eggs...
0
I own gta5 on 4 platforms, I will own this new game on at least two on the day it comes out.
BusToNutley
gaming
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 22:09:51
Honestly, if there is one studio I trust, it's Rockstar. Will pre order. Twice, just to spite you.
0
Superaids*
mashkawizii
youdontsurf
21
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 21:19:12
The Aids maybe?
0
Yayyy guns are so awesome guys #circlejerk
FuckBox1
news
-9
-9
0
2016-09
2016-09-19 05:42:46
Security guard shoots, kills man attempting to ram vehicle into crowd in Ensley
0
See one of my latest posts
nikolasmor
SWGalaxyOfHeroes
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-23 01:08:13
i was hoping someone could datamine the new update and check for sales!
0
TrumpU isn't as subtle as it used to be.
blazemongr
DonaldandHobbes
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-17 11:17:04
A magic trick
0
I might use this as a subtle way of showing what's up.
nrjk
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 01:58:35
This is what we're up against. I've never seen cognitive dissonance levels this high.
0
Oh right yeah, you can't just watch one episode at a time.
magerehenk
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-21 17:32:17
Honestly, if you're watching half a season in one go then you're probably going to skip the theme after hearing it once or twice.
0
Traded for such a stupid reason, still can't believe that shit
vikingdoubtful
hockey
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 18:02:59
To me Lanny will always be a Flame.
0
Unfortunately no
vikingdoubtful
hockey
14
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-24 18:25:35
Did they ever actually use it?
0
are you new to r/canada?
dr_throwaway61802
canada
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-16 21:52:36
Complain?
1
Bitcoin is dead!
Introshine
Bitcoin
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 16:56:46
China's at it again...
1
well if you aren't rich and white, it's obviously your fault and you're lazy.
aManPerson
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 17:00:45
Of course they did. It also came out that they have been explicitly targeting the black population for denial of voting rights. The Republican Party is deeply, deeply racist and steeped in the idea that the only votes that should really count are rich white conservatives. That's why they're so upset by "those people" v...
0
I figured the C would just come naturally to you since it's your favorite letter
Acertop95
MaddenUltimateTeam
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 17:02:20
Hmmm, I'm unaware of the sport in which the Pakers play, do you mind enlightening me?
0
Meator Belfort
ChancerapsIsmoke
MMA
20
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 21:44:10
Dizz on Twitter: UFC cancelled a string of Belfort's interviews, including ESPN affiliates. The word is he's not having the best of weight cuts.
0
How illegal is this?
DanksForTheMemories
BetterEveryLoop
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 18:13:20
Making my way downtown
1
BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE KNOWS THE STATUS OF YOUR SEXUALITY, GENDER, RACE, IDENTITY REGARDLESS OF THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE DUH
Dances_with_wookies
Blackfellas
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 17:06:37
If I have sons I won't be circumcizing them, but I don't see why you'd announce the status of your son's dick to the world.
0
Have you talked to a Trump supporter?
nukem996
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 17:06:39
Why the fuck would anyone join the fight club when it's just one dude punching himself in a parking lot...
0
Could you make a team out of just Dembele's and Sissokos?
justmadman
soccer
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 17:27:57
Ousmane Dembele goal against M'gladbach (3-1)
0
Theres a difference between having a good time and going apeshit cause someone does the robot for 5 seconds.
fundayz
funny
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-20 15:54:08
You remind me of my very introverted shy sister. Anyone that was a friendly outgoing person was 'attention seeking and obnoxious' I think their own ability to socialize and have a good time made her feel bad about herself.
1
yea thats why pc online is failing.
TakesSarcasmSrsly
PS4
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 17:08:44
Only if the standard 4 can manage it. There has to be parity in multiplayer games.
0
when a man and a woman watch some netflix...
TheTeaSpoon
thewalkingdead
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-14 18:24:13
Babby is formed via secks.
1
Such a sick burn, troll
gotta_have_failth
AdamCarolla
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 17:13:27
Sounds like you know from experience. Congrats on having your kids taken away from you!
0
I've done all of those hasn't worked yet Joined football Overhauled everything I wear New hairstyle and started lifting regularly Tried join social groups but no one listens
ArkBirdFTW
teenagers
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 01:20:17
how do you expect to get a social life without trying lmao, just go join a club or something. start dressing better, get a decent haircut, make an effort to talk to people. it's really not hard.
0
Exclusives you can never go wrong, so that's a good way to go to start.
buckethealien
retrogaming
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-08 01:03:09
I will keep that in mind, thanks for the tip! For the gamecube i think im just going to go for exclusives anyway, with exceptions being made for something like resident evil 4 which started there :)
0
*weedeasies*
jimx117
boston
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-26 16:13:50
Ya I was confused when I read that. It's not like people go to weed speakeasys
0
I would keep promoting BN team.
JonnTheMartian
InjusticeMobile
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 00:59:48
Should I keep promoting my Darkest Night team, save for Christmas packs ,or buy lanterns for Jessica Cruz?
1
You could always pay it back in tithe or consider the thousands you've already given for maintenance of facilities.
aerrow44
exmormon
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 17:36:31
That's destruction of others' property. Not cool.
0
Do not listen and go vote!
WOOOOOOOOOOOT
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 17:38:11
PSA Shit's going to get real the next few days. Liberals and media are going to be going extra bat shit over the weekend and into the election. Lies, spin, are going to multiply exponentially. Why because they know they are losing, and are panicking.
0
or using sharex
kornel191
osugame
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 04:03:51
If you add .jpg to the end of gyazo links it will make people like you more :4
0
Knights damage is very relevant to protecting 3M
DneBays
ClashRoyale
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 16:33:37
Split push tank.... That's what this card is intended for. Should enable some interesting decks. Better buff the knight now..
0
They do consider "believe in me or I send you to an eternity of torture" to be an actual choice involving free will so yeah, they have a pretty fucked up concept of choice.
TheSkepticTexan
TheFacebookDelusion
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-11 19:39:40
"Believe in my God or die" is their idea of choice.
0
How is it ironic?
SteveTheDragonborn
Infinitewarfare
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 21:55:22
Ironic that he should call the video "what on earth?"...
0
Weaken said it was the last messege they talked about the team...
TooM3R
Smite
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 17:55:41
To play devils advocate that text message was at 6:30 pm. He did say at the END of the night he was planning on keeping the original team. I would presume that the conversation continued until around 8-9 pm at the least. who's to say what was said? Naturally weak3n won't show the texts if they don't suit his story. /en...
0
Gave Stafford for Cooper.
teetopp
fantasyfootball
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 15:26:39
What's the best trade you made all season? I traded away Gio, James White, and Quincy Enunwa for a hurt Rawls and Dez. At the time everyone called it dumb, but I traded away only bench players and it ended up paying off towards the end of the season. The week of the trade I was going to start enunwa, but instead starte...
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please get off our freeways - protest by voting
just-say-woof
politics
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2016-11
2016-11-10 07:34:20
Thousands rail against Trump: Protesters march on 101 Freeway in L.A., burn Trump's head in effigy
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It has an base-level map editor but it's buggy.
Tacoaloto
civ
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2016-11
2016-11-03 18:01:16
He's using IGE, I don't think civ 6 has anything remotely close to that.