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Wank it a lot
MelbMockOrange
melbourne
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 01:58:33
Things to do while on a budget Hey fellow redditors, We are two 25 yo students doing an internship in Melbourne and we just wanted to get a feeling of the city. Due to our non-paid internship we are on a relatively tight budget and wanted to ask for recommendations what to do while being around. Are there any recommend...
0
Get Rotgut back together
Doom_Art
opieandanthony
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 05:12:08
Trump's Inauguration Ball lands A-List entertainers
0
Mostly embarrassing for Valve since they're the ones who gave little notice to everybody else.
SavageBeaver0009
DotA2
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 03:21:43
Dota 2 is a complete shitshow with tournament scheduling atm. Pretty embarrassing for everyone
1
Yes because I want all cards in my hand to be over 4 mana in arena
lactosefree1
hearthstone
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 03:25:00
You're saying this happens more often than not. This could be variance but the laws of probability don't bend just for you. Maybe it's confirmation bias too. In any case, yes, it's likely you have bad mulligans but also, this doesn't happens often unless you want it to.
0
Birds that are badass or accomplish great feats: Cassowary Tern Cormorant Peregrine (falcon) Starling (they're amazing mimics and great survivors!)
MistressOfAllPixels
dataisbeautiful
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 07:28:06
Two names I've loved for future children of mine were Liam and Wren. Both are way too popular now! I'm a Katie and know the pain of having to go by Katie P and having your friend group be Katie F, Caitie L and Kaity B, so I would never give my kid a trendy name like that. Gotta choose a different bird to name my kid I ...
0
if you need addons then you are terrible LOL
Antility
Nostalrius
-4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 02:38:40
Addons.
0
But that won't really do anything, it's usually the judge who will waive the sentence or what should be had, not the officer, so it's the judicial system you'd have too look at and not the legal system.
Neokon
technology
93
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 14:54:44
Drug laws will change faster than you can say "gotcha" once cops have to stop giving breaks to politicians' kids and rich families who fill the coffers.
1
Just glad the autopilot killed the engine in time.
Nuthing2CHere
aviation
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 03:37:01
So.....not normal?
0
wat
MostlyLogic
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 22:21:59
Definitely, but this needs to be consumer though.
0
Put Saudi on it while you're at it.
Maryland_Mansion
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-18 17:08:36
Donald Trump will clear bill to declare Pakistan a terror state: Member of his Advisory Council
1
you dropped this
Dubhyde
DestinyTheGame
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 04:25:13
Shotgunning requires just as much skill.
0
Well, we might not need to bring them back, as the lion and other NPC-only classes were based on them and are still in the game.
ImperatorTempus42
outside
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 17:47:12
I remember reading about those in the forums... They were in an early alpha build. What were the Devs thinking? Let's make an animal that weighs up to 450 kg, has teeth the length of my forearm, and an early design of the aforementioned physics issues. I, for one, am glad that the Devs wised up and removed them... Howe...
0
+1, alam mo din yung technique lmao
benedictrchua
Philippines
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 02:54:57
Bite and higop. Same with shawarma and other "messy" types of food.
0
Warriorsssss *
CocaCole
television
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 04:57:24
LLLarriors
0
Now that's living life to the fullest
Dr_Worm88
gaming
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-17 07:56:23
he seems to be dead. that or he's skateboarding underwater, having a blast.
0
And beer.
chaos_is_cash
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 05:14:22
All you need is bacon.
0
You could just put a tiny hole on the black dots.
SaggiSponge
CrappyDesign
13
13
0
2016-09
2016-09-21 04:38:02
If they were holes, those would be salt and pepper pourers, not shakers.
0
That face when you're so insecure of how you look that you can't bear to take a normal picture of yourself to post on this sub but still want human interaction that isn't being baptized by a school toilet so you make this retarded face to cover it up.
GuacamoleHomie
Roast_Me
7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-22 05:48:09
Roast Me
0
This was definitely in my top 200 reasons why I voted for Trump.
Poolooloo
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-17 05:50:09
TFW you realize you don't have to listen Hillary's shrill screaming voice for the next 4 years!
0
What graphics card?
spiltmilk1
brisbane
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-05 06:35:42
Cheap computer I'm selling an old gaming PC that is taking up space in my house. It's got a phenom quad core and a graphics card. Capable of playing rocket league and dota (tested recently). Can negotiate a mouse keyboard and monitor to go with it, but does not have a hard drive. Would make a decent media pc. $50 for j...
0
Someone got outplayed.
seriouszombie
leagueoflegends
45
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 05:47:52
Nightblue3 did not make challenger this season.
0
feels good man
YouSmellOfButterfly
AskReddit
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 22:15:12
People that scream, shout or make extra noises when sneezing. Why do you do it?
0
Did you speak to dave too?
Xyn6na
FIFA
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-11 06:51:23
Sell your Movember cards while you can
0
Judging by what they did to Alicia Machado, Nancy may not want to come forward.
amylucha
politics
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-08 15:43:11
I hope Nancy comes forward and tells her side of the story
0
Looks better than many that get posted here.
skellener
food
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-19 04:48:36
Double Cheeseburger with jalapenos
0
Get familiar and start the oppo research on Tom Cotton and Kris Kobach.
Danvaser
EnoughTrumpSpam
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-15 22:48:39
Well, take your pick: Ayn Rand fanatic and ultra conservative Paul Ryan Ted "I want to turn the US into a Christian nation" Cruz or if he plays his cards right, Anti-Science, Anti-Women, bizarrely pro-cigarette Mike Pence. It's come to the point where Mitt Romney seems like this god-like figure of sensibility and commo...
0
As am I, but in the guard position, I could use a guard
TragicBrons0n
MaddenUltimateTeam
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 18:55:53
Im kinda hoping for tunsil on offense
1
we all have bad taste
ToniczeHedgefox
fivenightsatfreddys
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 07:48:20
Final Nights 3 Is now more popular than FNaF World! (And its the most popular fangame, as of now)
0
Double Dick Dude
Coarch
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 07:54:00
What part of Reddit history were you there for?
0
yea change it for a week plz
tythompson
Warframe
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 12:26:30
So who else agrees we should change "Tenno" to "Losers" on the side panel for the number of subs? Yeah, one vote here...
0
DAE The kid is a nazi
Bloommagical
BetterEveryLoop
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 08:56:19
First time in the rain
1
He could bang her if he played his cards right
second-last-mohican
AskReddit
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 08:30:59
Leave anon letter to wife "tell him or I will" if he finds it it works out anyways.
0
Aren't all like this?
bbog
europe
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-24 17:30:22
Donald Trump tricked everyone. He's just a talker, a businessman who'll say what you want to hear as long as he gets what he wants - President-elect.
0
Hey, I took a giant shit today and it felt great, best shit ever, must have been nofap benefits lol.
ItchyIrishBalls
NoFap
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-08 20:01:01
For god's sake... NoFap is not even a bit related with your capillary pathways. So, NoFap can N-O-T change your vascular system.
0
Senna..
Blaxmith
hearthstone
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 18:11:54
Only if he has 10% or less health.
0
Did we mention we wanted BIG questions?
JagexJD
runescape
15
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 09:21:29
When you're trying to hit the minimum word count
0
Step on it.
DragonspazSilvergaze
AskWomen
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 10:29:16
What's your first reaction when you see a cockroach?
1
Everyone knows that Hanzo is key to a well-rounded team composition
Jackster396
Overwatch
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 10:33:24
Finally, a Console Player Support Group. Why do at least one of you pick Hanzo in literally every single match I'm in? Be it on my team, or the enemy team there is always a Hanzo.
0
The scrambled blood did not, I repeat, *did not* taste like scrambled eggs.
landon9560
AskReddit
37
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 21:30:12
You can substitute eggs with human blood in baking.
0
ye thats old, funny is that he's making 17k people listen to the microsoft support phone LUL
brunoha
DotA2
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-08 23:51:01
Arteezy's ability hotkeys
0
Considering that some of the dogs that cops have shot in my area include dachshunds, pomeranians, chihuahuas, miniature pinschers, and toy poodles, I don't think its the size that is intimidating the cops.
Galaxy_Ranger_Bob
news
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-24 17:05:43
Your dogs are probably safe so long as they are not pitbulls and cops aren't searching your house for drugs.
0
Have they pushed out performance updates already?
platinaguy
pcmasterrace
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 19:27:23
As someone with 800+ hours, the game is really fun and the devs are not actually that bad. The devs push out a lot of content regularly which is vastly superior to most early access devs. However, I certainly disagree with the introduction of a paid DLC while still in early-access. BUT the devs did get sued and they di...
1
Nice to see homophobia is still alive and well
bwsmg718
nfl
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 11:06:15
Its so fuckin gay. Been saying for months the mods need to step in and just delete the 10 daily 'TIL THE BROWNS IS BAD' posts
1
Maybe someone can create a law and name it after the pedestrian
mikeyBikely
Roadcam
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 11:14:41
I feel like they should have some flashing lights or some loud noise making machine that tells people it is going to an emergency call. well wishful thinking i guess.
0
I don't see a biological reason for Mewmans to have human form and not being compatible for mating
strblecar23
StarVStheForcesofEvil
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 17:30:07
True, but within reasonable limits. Marco isn't even the same species! It would not be unreasonable for her parents to think "Star is very young, better she focus on learning and not make a completely unworkable alliance right now - after all, she will be queen one day, and has to continue the royal line. Can humans an...
1
It has a movie?
Evil_Potater
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 11:38:53
Last Airbender
0
Just watch his video's, his energy for the game seems not to have changed since he started.
JorithZ
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 11:51:52
I used to watch his videos until about 200. I checked in periodically and was astounded that he still finds Minecraft even bearable after how much he plays it. I bet Etho's depressed as fuck every day. You have to wake up and play something you hate. Must suck really.
1
Yeah totally comparable
duskhat
nba
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 11:56:20
Trade for Javale? Similar players, really.
0
I hope so, but probably not.
Dareat
formula1
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-17 21:54:17
Rosberg WDC 2016
0
Live in a place where adequate water falls from the sky, and become a farmer.
Earthmother2015
todayilearned
21
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 12:07:08
What can I do to feel good about this whilst still eating all the meat and dairy I want?
1
No because you don't draw a card.
Slashgate
hearthstone
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 12:17:31
Wouldn't that be a straight upgrade to Flare ?
0
That guy looks like he parties
inthedrink
aww
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 00:09:56
When you accidentally open the front camera
0
Then speak to Valve, cause they aren't offering funding that is competitive to Oculus, Oculus can get away with this
BobbyBorn2L8
technology
-8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 16:58:58
Yes but that's absolutely fracturing the market.
0
I still think it's bizarre that Pence wants a little evening entertainment from the same people he targets while in office.
ShallowBasketcase
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-20 22:06:15
I think Pence was just expecting to see a show. Pence has been pretty reasonable through this. Donald is the one who can't let it go.
0
You have to MAGA.
ravonaf
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 16:25:11
How do I win as hard as Trump? I want to make people bend at the knee.
0
To be honest, that gun isn't practical at all at this point.
krodeongaming
unturned
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 12:49:02
I made a Bad Ass rifle (Vanilla, It's just an Aug :P)
0
But he was blackmailed to endorse her or hilldawg would be even less progressive, so it's all good.
untildeath
HillaryForPrison
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-04 05:28:36
No shit. This is what happens when you rob the guy who rightfully won his proper victory.
1
shhh stop messing with the narrative - this was a racist shooting bc all cops are racist and this guy was 100% in the right and was a good boy going to college and he didn't even own a gun
Ty__Webb
chicago
10
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 13:04:02
This was a civilian-shot video. Of course, it will be available right away.
0
Maybe he likes cod and wanted to try it?
JarekBloodDragon
pcmasterrace
8
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-14 23:33:17
Why did you buy it in the first place?
0
But the perpetual campaigning has just begun, ad nauseum
resistnot
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-21 14:44:03
The election is over.
0
Not offended at all :)
Toucanic
wow
-2
-2
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 19:09:46
Taking something that was meant as a joke super serial almost in an offended tone. So who did you get to carry you?
0
Any decent player can kill you way before it locks on, you either need to find a bad player or catch someone off guard
E7C69
gaming
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 13:48:06
That's pretty cool, but what keeps it from being pure bullshit?
0
Those things must've been ridiculously noicy.
GrompIsMyBae
pcmasterrace
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 14:09:32
We had 10k RPM drives before SSDs. I had two WD Raptors in RAID-0 back in 2003, upgraded to bigger ones in 2007, and used that until I got my first SSD in 2010.
0
Could you explain to me how first round tenders work?
Nickyq52
Patriots
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 17:47:46
Pats will most likely put a first round tender on Butler. So we will either get him for 3.6m next year or at worst get a 1st round pick.
0
You could not train a monkey to do that job.
Tahmatoes
SubredditDrama
9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 01:16:40
Right. So there's many factors that decide how much people get paid for a job. This can range from the training and education required in the case of many of the STEM fields to how many people are willing to or can do the job. I worked retail for two years. It's not necessarily easy work but realistically most of the t...
0
Outside that function... $user_id = get_id_user($user_id); $user = get_user_from_id($user_id); I'm so sorry.
lifeislie
ProgrammerHumor
85
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-23 14:35:29
That's how you get user_id
0
But your accounts are all on the same IP presumably, OP used a VPN which likely had varying IPs.
locoa53l
2007scape
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 16:06:57
I move around 5b to my main somethimes to redistribute it to my 12 Accs again, I never got banned for that. (single trade maximum was at about 1.5b ish).
0
...or the remaining 19% populated the oceans to the brim.
AnalEnthusiastic
science
55
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 12:50:42
Even at 'only' 81%, things got pretty quiet for a while, don't you think?
0
Except in PGH
Midnight_B1u3
SSBPM
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 04:02:18
Well, I`m jealous. 3.61 isn't used in NA : (
0
No me personally but there's been plenty of people here complaining about that.
Wombatwoozoid
PSVR
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 20:32:00
Has anyone experienced extreme motion sickness while playing War Toons?
0
The only problem with that thinking is that they're 'surrounded' by virtue of being a circular firing squad.
Nameless_Archon
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 19:50:35
r/the_Donald subscribers are posting how happy they are to be surrounded, because now they can shoot in all directions.
1
Peru will build their own server and pay for it.
Extre
DotA2
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 14:58:52
This is what will happen to Dota tomorrow if Trump wins...
0
Even if he did, at least he is in jail now.
H0agh
ukpolitics
-2
-2
0
2016-09
2016-09-06 15:40:34
And Anjem Choudary supported remain, what's your point?
0
Are we fulfilling the role previously known as "the rival" this time around?
Sunscorch
pokemon
30
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-20 05:09:48
No, the word he's looking for isn't antagonist. Many of the rivals are not- even blue/green isn't, he's just really irritating. I suppose a good way to put it is "are we the *not chill* member of the rivalry?" That doesn't really encapsulate the idea either, though.
0
Fuck you're OLED
danash182
meirl
22
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-14 18:11:30
ALL HAIL THE 6P. HAIL DUARTE.
0
Does this mean he moves forward quickly?
Risker34
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-16 05:52:31
(Backs away slowly.)
0
Bizarre that a sub supporting the president is somehow toxic.
DrMantisTobogan9784
The_Donald
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-30 21:34:33
BREAKING: SPEZ THE SPAZ FINALLY ADDRESSES THE COMMENT EDITING CRISIS, UNVEILS NEW PLANS TO BRING US DOWN!
0
It would happen at compile time regardless.
KageJittai
ProgrammerHumor
30
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-28 12:49:48
Division is more expensive than multiplication, right? Wouldn't that make the initial one the better choice?
0
Eye can see you up there...
PraxisLD
evilbuildings
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 18:52:07
My New Defense Tower Is Ready
0
That doesn't mean he hasn't exposed the disgusting side of the alt right or that your comment doesn't shine as a perfect example.
radickulous
canada
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 14:48:58
i don't support trump. but, i'm sure that Sophie needs more furniture.. just like new clothes.
0
Too bad it requires such a large teapot though.
eightinchtip
Winnipeg
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 03:05:42
Pig head tea is the best kind of tea.
0
#imwithzim
chte4300
minnesotavikings
47
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 15:30:41
November 8th, 2016 - Make the Vikings GREAT again!! Very important day, luckily I have all the answers to fixing this alarming issue. 3 losses in a row for our Minnesota Vikings, it's time they put someone who knows what they are doing in charge. Here are a few things I would do if I was in charge of the team today. 1....
0
He's also neglecting to say that whole running his aoe spec his ST damage doesn't even come close to half a dozen classes at equal gear levels Like literally half the dps.
Rhoshack
wow
-1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 15:32:58
His definition of outdmging is outdmging them on aoe pulls while popping all cds on a spec whose main focus is aoe dmg
1
"It's just art bro"
Gene__Parmesan_PI
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 15:42:59
So we had Luciferian vouching for Hillary at last night's rally. How appropriate that warshiper of evil vouches for the Crooked. So quick a video but so revealing. Great find!!!
0
Why would a comment about waffles not be serious?
callthebluff
AdvancedRunning
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 14:44:17
I was hoping the waffles w/ chicken comment would indicate I'm not really serious. oh well internet humors.
0
Pretty common in Belgium and the Netherlands :)
volar92
cscareerquestions
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 02:32:20
Car + gas paid for? I've never heard of anything like that, EU has about as many business cultures as it has countries so it's very hard to make too many generalizations.
1
Who would have thought those "bad hombres" might show up and vote.
zeapups
politics
17
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 15:58:06
Latino Voting Surges in Texas And Elsewhere Rattle Republicans on Election Eve
1
Yeah, everybody knows there is no corruption, no collusion and no special interests in the world ... it's just those conspiracy nuts babbling about corruption and lizard people, idiots!
mushner
btc
11
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 16:01:32
We all know lizard people own Barclays, AXA, and State Street Bank. The conspiracy goes further.
0
Right after Carrie Underwood, baby!
Baconoid_
Patriots
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 00:19:12
Official Game Day Thread: New England Patriots (0-0) @ Arizona Cardinals (0-0) | Kickoff 8:30 PM ET, September 11, 2016 | University of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale, AZ
0
Ah, so this is a *team* sport.
duano_dude
ChildrenFallingOver
10
10
0
2016-09
2016-09-13 15:32:40
I think this belongs here.
0
When I say so peasant
sweatytacos
CapitalismVSocialism
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 16:06:09
When will I get proper sleep?
0
What about Olympus has fallen or White house down ?
Koka-Noodles
badMovies
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 16:08:07
Any suggestions for an election night bad movie? We need something to get us pumped for the results of the worst election ever. It seems to be overlooked in the terrible movie scene, but one of you must know a really crappy Washington based movie.
0
You sound like an American version of me!
ArcherMorrigan
aspergers
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-27 02:28:10
30 year old female Aspie here and I have always been more interested in "men stuff." As a kid I couldn't care less for dolls, I spent most of my time running around the woods, searching the creek for frogs and lizards, fishing, and building stuff. I adored spending time with my dad and brother, especially on projects. ...
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I think you misunderstand what I'm saying, I'm agreeing with you
Jamesdean08
ottawa
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2016-11
2016-11-08 16:10:47
I don't know what you mean by 'care'. Do you expect an invisible hand to show up and smack the stuff out of your mouth? In terms of society, you become much more 'relevant' when you have cancer and cost hundreds of thousands in medical treatment. I'm not sure what kind of gesture you'd like from random strangers to sho...
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Great timing!
No_Charisma
Birmingham
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2016-11
2016-11-08 16:14:45
Video Explaining the 2016 Alabama Statewide Amendments
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You can't keep blinking long enought to describe the pain I would say.
FloppySVK
AskReddit
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2016-11
2016-11-08 16:21:50
except for the pain test?
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I agree
kingslayers0
cowboys
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2016-09
2016-09-04 00:27:52
Great signing IMO, We still got dak and sanchez would do wonders with our offense surrounding him
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I had a mental illness flare up, working on getting better.
Alaskan_bull_worm94
AskReddit
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2016-10
2016-10-13 03:09:12
What made you quit your last job?
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Its always nice to see new news
MrGohan26
DBZDokkanBattle
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2016-11
2016-11-08 16:27:06
I don't think there's a correlation between super vegitos SA level and damage dealt by his passive.
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No, you did horribly
MrGohan26
DBZDokkanBattle
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2016-10
2016-10-21 15:36:26
I did good?