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The day after election day, no less?
Nole_in_ATX
cringepics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-11 23:05:49
Who gets married on a Wednesday?
0
November 23rd I guess I'd call myself a super junior
Garbage_Coder
csusm
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-11 23:21:05
What Spring registration appointment times did everyone get?
1
public flogging was the only solution
barcedude
politics
8
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-11 23:22:58
When admitting fault and apologizing isn't enough...
0
Fitting, cause she's fucking insane
PainfulPeanutBlender
The_Donald
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-24 17:58:52
She's got "crazy eyes".
1
Think of all the opportunities to become shaheed we have now that we didn't have before!
turkeyfox
islam
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-11 23:24:10
Donald Trump President? ... Khair In Shaa Allah
0
We should threaten to stay in the EU, that way we will get a better deal.
freexe
unitedkingdom
83
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 20:44:01
Revealed: Secret Brexit memo suggests Britain will not be offered single market membership
0
Sounds a lot like Fable and Peter Molyneux way back in the day.
GrayFaceNoSpace
AskReddit
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 05:00:13
In No Man's Sky the oceans, tides, and atmosphere of different planets are determined by the distance and size of the moons orbiting the planet as well as it's distance from the Sun. (I'm joking this was one of the many hyped features that was bullshit)
0
graunching chicks and everything!
Slyder
southafrica
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-30 22:58:34
Depends how old you are. I remember going to some kiff parties when I was a lighty. Would dread it now
0
Nazi salute when saying goodbye to your German relatives.
sietemeles
AskReddit
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 22:06:36
What is a gesture that if done once its nice but if done more than once its rude?
0
not the oyster house
mr_____awesomeqwerty
olympia
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-19 04:02:04
So what restaurant does not suck to work at in Olympia, Tumwater and Lacey? Someone that I know quit from a restaurant that was stealing tips. So in looking at food service around Olympia, Tumwater and Lacey what restaurants do not suck to work at? We all know there are places that people should avoid like the oyster h...
0
Bump
Alvin21Bon
Overwatch
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-13 03:00:30
I seem to only bring up Monty Python videos currently (as amusing as those are).
0
I wish I could've stood there but there's a giant stand that they put the space craft on... this was as far back and as closely centered as I could be.
termderd
space
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 00:22:10
I k ow this is the space sub, but if you were on the left side in the white space between speakers, the picture would balance out perfectly
1
If you're lucky?
hikermick
facepalm
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 00:22:43
Not if you die instantly in a random accident.
0
yea it's great when you're drunk and need to piss.
gatekeepr
urbanexploration
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 00:48:14
A sink in the bedroom was very common in Europe decades ago. You still see them in old houses.
0
Isn't that about 33% of this subreddit?
weasling
airsoft
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 01:03:36
This is like one of those photos that women take of their whole body in a bra and panties and then put "Loving my new haircut" as the description.
0
You need to sleep less.
weasling
paydaytheheist
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-14 14:38:02
You people need to stop posting these when I'm asleep or can't input the codes. It makes me a sad heister.
0
Miraak.exe has stopped working
ScowlingLeaf
skyrim
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 23:23:52
When Sophia kills Sahrohtaar and you're stuck in Apocrypha forever
1
But acceleration is the same as deceleration, because either way, motor nature kicks in and the car breaks down!
Stillemere
FULLCOMMUNISM
10
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 01:32:31
I guess we'll see if he was right about accelerationism.
0
What about all the ugly girls?
TVsFrankismyDad
childfree
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 18:32:30
This mombie is apparently upset at this post that is giving praise to those who deserve it. Why she felt the need to drag motherhood into it, I have no idea.
0
He would just do it and then complain that you have shitty coke.
OxyCaughtIn
Drugs
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-21 03:57:50
Help me with a drug prank. My friend thinks hes a hard geezer and that hes the only one in Ockendon that can get their hands on cocaine. Everytime I tell him about when I done cocaine when I was in my 20s (back in the 90s) this bloke starts laughing his bloody head off. I am a family man now and don't actually want to ...
0
You are full of shit Fuck you
SWIMsfriend
KotakuInAction
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-28 04:15:57
Literally no one in academia would agree with you. It is **exactly** the same as the real world. There is exactly the same pressure to perform as the real world. There is exactly the same pressure to fall in line as the real world. You people have constructed this entirely ignorant straw-man of thousands of campuses ja...
0
Cool.
rbroccoli
BicyclingCirclejerk
7
7
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 19:30:52
This subreddit is getting as awful as the ones it parodies
0
Fuck off xander
New_Breath
FunnyandSad
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-03 01:39:21
Undyne & Papyrus: Alphys' Inside Story
0
I want this as a gif background on my phone so badly right now
Godreamvr
Awww
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 03:03:55
awww
0
Ouch
iamradnetro
gaybros
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 13:03:24
Thinking of getting a literary tattoo (minus the boat). Thoughts? Bonus points if you know the author/text!
0
The drop sounds very similar to the one in Autoerotique's collab with Major Lazer - The Sound
ozreteidderf
trap
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 22:28:17
Thanks mate
0
I wonder if he could tweak the trajectory and speed based on the players speed?
matroe11
RocketLeague
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 03:21:47
First off, you are doing an AMAZING job with this mod. It is changing the way players train, and is extremely user friendly. Question; for the pass feature (default down on the d pad,) is it possible to make it lead you a bit more, especially when going slower. While it still works great, a little tweak to the trajecto...
1
I am fairly sure it will be interesting times.....
mad-n-fla
inthenews
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 03:28:58
Give it time. I think Donald is going to surprise people.
1
What was the Malaysian flight number?
mad-n-fla
worldnews
-3
-3
0
2016-09
2016-09-13 09:38:51
Syrian Army claims it shot down Israeli warplane & drone
1
Motherhood is not that bad.....
mad-n-fla
The_Donald
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-23 01:37:22
Government report: 500K girls in U.S. at risk of genital mutilation
1
Did they tie them to their belt?
mad-n-fla
WTF
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-08 07:07:49
Smugglers conceal drugs inside onions
1
That's why there are no 9-11 conspiracy theories.
mad-n-fla
conspiracy
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-23 17:25:52
Discrediting them is so much more permanent and, in principle, should be an order of magnitude easier.
0
Its going to run exactly like it does on your Xbox (frames capped at 60) but just with better AA if they make it the same way they did Halo 5: Forge.
bthomas360
halo
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 19:59:30
If they are true and we get Halo on PC moving forward (because Microsoft finally recognizes their biggest user base is on their OS on PC.............?) then that's the best option. :D
0
r/vaporwave
cosmicc
Hawaii
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 21:21:41
Gorgeous pre-sunrise colors this morning!
0
A lot.
expandingsun
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 15:52:35
We have 5 days left of 2016. What could go wrong in that time?
0
r/nottheonion
madcat42
The_Donald
13
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-17 02:52:39
MICHIGAN ELECTOR: ANTI-TRUMP CELEBRITIES ARE NOT SMARTER THAN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
0
We would have trashed you guys in the conference finals if you didn't pay off the refs, how did it feel getting cucked by Penn State?
Nadroj9090
waterpolo
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 04:49:34
I play on GVSU's team, so my teammates are on the list
0
I Plus Member!
italianshark
mildlyinteresting
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-23 02:26:28
Member Halloween? Oh I member!
0
I wasn't really a big fan of the sequel...
italianshark
worldnews
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-26 16:44:42
*Cold War II: Slightly Warmer than Cold War I due to largely ignoring climate change.
1
Maybe he'll call it something crazy like the Affordable Care Act.
typhoidmarry
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 04:54:53
He's probably going to just change the name considering he was in favor of Obamacare prior to his campaign run. He agreed with Obama in a universal healthcare system. In fact, he has many socialist ideas, several GOOD ones. Yes, he's said terrible things. But at least wait till he's sworn in before killing people.
0
Is this 2016?
AggnogPOE
pathofexile
-2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 09:42:51
DX11?
0
I see that you like to keep your options open.
thext
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-24 11:03:23
Eat it or call the police.
0
The cars are incredibly close now ... except for, you know, Honda FTFY.
drfoxxx
formula1
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-29 09:58:25
The cars are incredibly close now ... except for, you know, Mercedes.
0
Yeah im thinking theyd just go back to big mon
PrinceOfAssassins
OnePiece
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 21:40:44
Much too similar to Moriah if the homies work that way so no.
0
Uhh.. yeah no shit?
wags7
gifs
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 05:49:38
Staged
0
Dark Souls 3
TranquilWyvern
gaming
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 05:54:09
Haha, what game is that?
0
Mark Cuban can't ball for shit bruh.
MrkGrn
nba
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 04:08:05
Mark Cuban Still Not Sold on Russell Westbrook as Superstar
1
They probably just don't want to get shot...
aiydee
AdviceAnimals
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 05:56:40
And they think Trump supporters are idiots.
0
Maamoo?
kya_yaar
AskReddit
15
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-21 16:48:33
OP ki maan ki chut mein band chhatri daal ke khol doonga
0
Diamonds are a girl's best friend, just ask Emma Frost!
ColeWalski
MAA
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 12:47:35
I'll miss all of the women that threw themself at me when i mention i placed diamond :(
1
What about Mega Minion?
hp_chaotic_
ClashRoyale
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 08:04:27
The real reason we need a legendary building... ...So that my all legendary deck will work against Hog Rider users.
1
wtf they stole the beginning part from the Sasha/Charlotte match!
dvvheaven
SquaredCircle
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 08:08:10
Undertaker VS Mankind |Hell in a Cell | FUll match in HD
1
Holey Foley
dvvheaven
SquaredCircle
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 20:17:39
Just subscribed to the Network - give me 5 things to watch first PPV, shows, whatever. I missed out on the Attitude Era, and while I know most of what happened I didn't get to watch much. Any WCW, and older shows that are worth watching that you guys can recommend as well. Cheers.
0
I agree, I better not
proliberate
natureismetal
9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 22:57:53
You better not be a white male
1
She should have just become a heart surgeon since apparently she so good at removing hearts
pikaie
ZeroEscape
7
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 08:22:03
Why didn't Mira... ...just look in a book, look up online, go to a museum, buy a model, or various other things to see what a heart looked like? Is a sociopath's first thought to see what an organ looks like honestly to take it out of a random person's body? That just sounds illogical.
0
OK, see you there in a bit.
Farobi
pokemontrades
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 17:04:50
Sure! Going to add you now.
1
She definitely deserves $15/hr
DumpsterPossum
AskReddit
-3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 08:36:09
I work for a fast food restaurant. I've been there for five months and work five days a week. I've seen plenty of people come and go, but 'Jay' is the absolute worst. She is incredibly unprofessional at very inappropriate times. For example, telling people that they should be nice to us because we can spit in their foo...
0
Shake in a few drops of Tabasco Sauce.
S-WordoftheMorning
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-28 12:57:31
Reddit, what do you put in your Ramen Noodles to make it better?
0
I can't believe it took this long to see BTBAM on this list but on a full listen I'm going to have to say colors beats the silent circus.
jumbonipples
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 09:04:40
Blackwater Park - Opeth The Silent Circus - Between the Buried and Me
0
You can through homebrew.
ertaboy356b
dragonquest
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 05:16:21
I have a noob question if you don't mind... Can the save file from the digital version transfered to the physical one?
0
Literally still on the front page.
wsoxfan1214
DestinyTheGame
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 06:45:54
Christmas Special - Husky Raid
0
The headline is the article with these "satire" sites
ChewyYui
ukpolitics
8
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 15:49:10
Whoever writes these is pretty good at coming up with headlines. Articles are usually utter shit though
1
Sono convinto che in Italia non si scopi affatto, i nuovi nati sono sicuramente venuti al mondo tramite immacolata concezione.
Stealthologist
italy
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 10:21:50
Eh la gente scopa. Non in Italia, ma scopa :)
0
So does this mean that if you want to cheat and ensure it sticks, you add ballots after the fact?
Vladius28
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 08:07:46
And if there's a difference, then they stop the recount and ignore the new results. (this is what happened in Michigan)
0
Its because it contains the greatest selection of game types, so just for simplicity sake, say it is a uniform random distribution then it will come up far more often than say viking.
Stabilobossorange
halo
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-17 09:53:41
That's good, I just hope 343i have it appear less often because I swear it comes up each game
1
I mentioned this around family yesterday, but thankfully they were there to quickly set me straight on why this story is completely untrue and it's just the media twisting Trump's words.
ansiz
politics
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 11:05:44
Donald Trump: I may not repeal Obamacare, President-elect says in major U-turn
1
Just turn it on and off
jmsharvey771
pcmasterrace
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 11:41:02
People of Walmart.
1
Yeah, cause being constantly being placed into matches where the opponent team is 6-3 up in players and 10,000+ on the scoreboard is what I like to call fun!
flamingdonut23
DestinyTheGame
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 11:45:19
Is anyone actually having fun playing PvP with the way skillbased matchmakig is right now? Just wondering because I sure as heck am not enjoying these endless sweats with teleporting players who use the same 2-3 weapons every match.
1
Fucking casuals skipping CoD to get married
EvilManifested
OpTicGaming
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 12:06:41
Incase you haven't seen it yet, Kap's tweeted that it unfortunately landed on the weekend of Apathy's wedding so they had to decline.
1
Tridon cheese clear over here...
elderionBF
bravefrontier
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 12:08:18
This summoner challenged Veritas without a guide, what happened next will shock you
0
Oh eww, I've come across incels but I've never experienced this opinion.
Succubista
AskWomen
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 12:14:51
These incel types who have this romanticized, bordering on delusional, idea of teenage love and are bitter that they did not get to have sex with a pure, 15 year old girlfriend.
0
I feel like Part 4 had so much more energy and life in it compared to a few of the other parts.
Sykatix
StardustCrusaders
8
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 12:15:14
to be honest, they could make a hole slice of life of DiU with out stands and with out fights and it would still work because all of the characters have so much personality to them
1
I've got a nephew that isn't even born (he's currently -3 yrs old) and he had BOTH his hernias torn!
Harleyquincey
SquaredCircle
18
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 12:17:26
I was 3-4 and had one
0
oh...oh god please no
HeatingHades
CringeAnarchy
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 12:23:19
BuzzFeed reacts to President Trump - "You're Not Alone"
0
Titan X(M) has dropped less than 980 on ebay
CaptainKrisss
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 23:45:39
Resale value and cooling performance?
1
Wow bet that really showed the Nazi's
correcthorse45
todayilearned
-8
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 12:43:25
TIL that students living in Nazi-occupied Norway wore paperclips on their lapels as a non-violent symbol of resistance and unity.
0
You can donate.
Krazyguy75
bindingofisaac
9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-24 01:43:08
I would definitely pay money for Antibirth, especially if it got official billing.
0
ikr
Zackbenb
RotMG
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-01 21:17:02
classy
1
Don't you know the only way to fight fascism is more fascism?
Paladin327
philadelphia
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 13:11:11
It's almost like the self-proclaimed anti-fascists are projecting and are actually the fascists
0
Thought so :D
MrInka
GlobalOffensiveTrade
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-19 11:43:30
nope its not XD
0
It just feels so bad to lose to a YOLO hero power, unable to recover the board because Spirit Claws has 3 goddamn charges.
JWChang-11421
hearthstone
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 13:18:12
if it got less of a buff it just wouldn't see play. i'd rather have had them tie its buff to another catalyst besides spell damage.
0
That is the face of cute mischief!
TakeoKuroda
cats
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-21 14:06:13
My boyfriend just sent me this picture of his friends cat
0
It's the alpha way bruh
DrDaniels
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 18:20:55
Do they really want to piss off more women?
1
Don't worry, that's what reality is for...
_BaronScarpia_
heroesofthestorm
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 13:40:35
But if no one says anything I'll never learn. Sometimes I need to be told I've made terrible choices.
1
Yes, because they're ALL like this...
crotchrocket4
facepalm
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 14:00:08
And now I have to teach Trump supporters what insurance is...
0
Yea, but still leeching off of someone's childhood like that
Calprith
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 14:25:28
This new guy seems as good as the original, though. Incredibly similar in style and ability to suck you in. I like to think the original rogersimon10 just forgot his password.
1
So when a champ is OP< we're supposed to let them through because "we should learn"?
SNSDave
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 14:27:30
Stop banning assassin's
0
Who summons in zombotany zombies
AverageHAL989
PlantsVSZombies
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 13:19:53
Crazy Dave as a zombie.
1
Yeah, I am sure a few other nations would just love to get her advice on how to fix the whole Syria situation
klax04
politics
-1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 14:53:53
I hope that Trump does ask Bill Clinton for advice. While he's at it, he can work for unity by asking Hillary to be his Secretary of State.
0
Why is this posted in BadCopNoDonut?
ReverendAlan
Bad_Cop_No_Donut
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-01 13:10:24
Potential Trump Pick For Homeland Security Wants to Send Up to 1 Million People to Gitmo. Seriously.
0
Filled it out then did the personality test and had to refill everything out because the form reset after I did the test.
5p33di3
pokemongo
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 22:34:25
GO Survey
0
SimCoders: Providing a reason to buy Carenado products since [enter year here].
afcraig2010
flightsim
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 15:26:28
Reality Expansion Pack for Carenado's B58 Baron Released
0
In 2 years almost all games should use those APIs and the freesync will make the lower frame rates ,for now, smoother.
Henrath
Amd
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 17:16:47
I do play a lot of games that don't support Vulcan or dx12 so I might go for 1060. Or fuck it. It's time to blow if all and go for the 1070 ^_^
1
Nope, that was all Prater...
admstyles
nfl
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 15:51:29
Stafford had nothing to do with the clutch, dead-on 27 yard completion in the middle of the field to get in range and then the methodical march to get to the line and spike the ball with two seconds left? He had nothing to do with it?
1
The South graciously allowed the North more power, and the Civil War had naught to do with slavery.
drive_me_away
politics
8
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 16:19:42
Defending the 3/5th compromise because economic anxiety.
1
He crashed it
Cokeatwo
FIFA
12
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 16:33:40
How do u know when the server was about to crash
0
Should have gone for a slam dunk!
JDSlim
nonononoyes
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-20 16:14:57
Basketball shot
0
Everything is a PSA nowadays
Lieunathan
summonerswar
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 16:57:37
Treasure Chest Symbol Above Shop Tells If The Shop Has Reset
0
Yea even if you argue that she was there from the beginning, the other hosts that William chopped up were mechanical.
igorchitect
westworld
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2016-11
2016-11-28 05:15:41
Plus Dolores having robot insides...two timelines indeed
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Indianapolis is like the 14th largest city in the country.
RedditAccountReboot
todayilearned
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2016-12
2016-12-26 23:26:58
Hes been to indianapolis and fort wayne indiana i would imagine....wikipedia says those are the biggest citys there.. Wow and fort wayne is like a baby city with 350k