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Maybe she was on some heavy drugs
cat-litter
iphone
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 04:18:33
how do you not wake up from getting second degree burns also interesting design that a phone makes..
1
you forgot the
DopeMan93
heat
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 04:25:55
trade whiteside for KD straight up, then trade anyone for nerlens. or trade whiteside for klay and igoudala.
0
If you will not move on until she wants nothing to do with you, that sounds a lot similar to "I will not accept her rejection until I destroy any chance of us even being acquaintances, let alone friends"- because I doubt your ex will tell you "never ever see me again" unless you seriously annoy her by pushing the idea ...
Newbielurker
relationship_advice
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 08:33:40
Thanks man, I'll know to move on when I know for sure she wants nothing to do with me. Right now it all feels up in the air.
0
Yeah I said the same thing when this whole shitshow started, will be interesting to see how far it goes.
Ethlin
The_Donald
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-24 07:16:48
Streisand effect: trying to censor something only shares it more
0
He's like a collection of insects infesting a bad suit.
Morningst4r
newzealand
22
22
0
2016-09
2016-09-14 05:54:51
I'm kind of sad, the next election will be less entertaining without creepy colin walking gifs and awkward photo shoots.
1
In goldeneye, when you shot a table or chair and it exploded.
deadlyrabbits
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 05:24:07
What very tiny detail of a video game absolutely blew you away?
0
Nice try, Big Candy.
dirtsunshine
pics
10
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 05:22:31
I've always wanted to be "that house" on Halloween.
0
My comrades
EmperorXenu
LateStageCapitalism
12
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-20 20:26:50
COMMUNISM
0
Jeff is a real GO
MapleJava
earthbound
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-21 21:07:37
Coming back to Twoson at the end of the game
1
Why would your girlfriend give you a guitar?
SuperSmash007
pokemon
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 05:51:31
A Guitar! Please GF please!!
0
Just keep in mind that maybe the kid learned his attitude from the mum, and she may think his behaviour is ok.
flickering_truth
Parenting
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-29 03:06:00
Stepson's friend continuously says racist remarks at my house. Should I keep my mouth shut? My husband (white) and I (black) share custody of his two teenage kids with his ex-wife (white). My husband and I only live a five minute bike ride away from his ex and the kids split time between each house. My husband and I al...
0
Why?
perkill
CFB
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 06:46:24
Good on him; terrible title OP
0
Next step is eliminate government money (=money stolen from people in the first place)
JustThall
politics
-2
-2
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 18:52:48
The whole point of this movement is wealth transfer. More to the rich, less to the middle and poor. Remember, it's still *government money* paying for this.
1
Your mom
drew146
playrust
-1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 07:30:02
If horse taste like chicken.... and chicken tastes like chicken... what tastes like horse?
0
Wow it all makes sense now (no it doesnt)
Kaeny
trippinthroughtime
14
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 17:40:46
Wasn't peters head served on a silver platter and that's why jehova witness doesent celebrate bdays?
0
Can you restructure the sentence so we can understand it?
isometric_turtle
forza
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 11:02:19
Is online banning based on reports or autodetected? If i want to play with friends and we play with an (anything goes) will I be banned for smashing or doesnt it take manual reports?
0
To be fair, it's the opening scene in the series.
huazzy
CFB
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-05 13:02:30
Spoiler alert
1
Spoken like a true American.
shankery
worldnews
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 09:17:16
Tax those fuckers in China who literally live in a smoggy shit hole. Fucking idiots think America is the problem. Go fuck yourselves and open your fucking eyes. I'm just going to drink my beer and watch you fucks cry some more, it's so damn enjoyable
0
Or Katarina Mid lane 41.33% Akali Mid lane 41.75% Nidalee Jungle 42.49%
enuR-
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 09:17:50
If win percentage is the key factor, then wouldn't playing Azir or Urgot be bannable as well?
0
are you from greece, if im allowed to ask?
fujijama
weedstocks
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 20:35:05
Oh totally. I'm fine with my current holdings, would have liked to add some more is all. Up quite a bit and I honestly hope it just keeps rising and doesn't dip, I have no issues with that.
0
you may want to read up on WW2 history and the German invasion of Poland...
Suburbanturnip
worldnews
-3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-17 14:47:14
You may want to stay in school..
0
They want to ban certain guns, so I bet it will change somewhat.
Zorthianator
europe
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-08 13:52:58
German law wouldn't change that much with the new gun directive. It's already pretty restrictive.
0
It was away game.
TakesSarcasmSrsly
Patriots
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 11:24:49
We beat the Cardinals in game 1
0
I like your humor
exmpletree
GrandTheftAutoV_PC
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 21:03:07
How about you suck my cock
0
Klotesprinters.
exmpletree
cirkeltrek
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 16:10:48
STUUR HULP
0
Check the stats again, the 6* awakened stats are different from what was posted here on reddit a couple days ago.
PlaygroundEduard
summonerswar
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-07 18:23:55
The skills sound ridiculous, but keep in mind that the base stats for Homunculus are very low for nat 5s. Which makes sense, being a Jack of all Trades. You get a monster that gives you anything you need, but he will never be as strong as a specialist (i.e. assuming equal runes, his ST dps will never reach Theomars lev...
0
Artifact power for your relic.
system_requirements
wow
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 11:45:16
What's the point of doing Suramar on an alt?
1
Lies, everyone knows Jews control everything in the world.
Hippieremover
CringeAnarchy
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 12:03:01
Jews have been in law and banking for centuries (I say this from a Jewish family with an accountant brother and lawyer mother), so it ain't us. I wouldn't be so quick to rule out trannies though...
0
No, that would be 18 million GB
Julien12150
pcmasterrace
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 12:13:01
At first, I thought it was 18,000k gbs too.
0
Plot twist: the Abrams was an empty bait for the VBIED to protect the remainder of the platoon...
_Fimbultyr_
MilitaryGfys
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 12:39:48
ISIS VBIED against Iraqi Army Abrams tank - Mosul, Iraq
1
She wants to report the news , not be part of it.
Throwaway9992222
The_Donald
14
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 12:41:27
So MEGYN KELLY's new book so happens to be all over This morning ABC news..and of course its all Trump ..Amazing kelly cannot let go..More TRUMP bashing...MEDIA DOESNT GET IT KELLY IS A ATTENTION WHORE
1
yay, another bejeweled clone!
Grippler
gaming
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 12:43:22
After a lot of hours of learning, I just launched my first game. A fast paced Tetris-style match game. Feedback welcome. Hope you like it!
1
det er jo tydeligvis Casper
Grippler
Denmark
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-18 15:49:18
Det' Brian
0
Most important dont drive if you are a danger to the motorong public due to lack of sleep.
LotzoHuggins
Trucking
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-22 17:45:04
Safehaven/logs situation Just wanted opinions on my situation, what's legal, and what I should have done. I got to a truck stop for my 10h, my 14 ran dry about an hour later and about an hour after that, my APU overheated and died. The truck will shutdown if you leave it idling as the company won't let us idle the engi...
1
I hear Facebook has reliable news sources......
NarcolepticMan
politics
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 13:16:51
TIL : The Trump Circus would never spread a Rumor. It is always the Media
0
You should be a cop, so you can show everybody how to do the job the right way.
AnotherUselessPoster
worldnews
-3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 02:42:40
Then don't apply to be a cop in the UK, nobody is forcing you to. It is not an easy job, and you have to be prepared for it. And unlike many US cops, who appear to only be prepared to act like military fighting civilians as an enemy in a war, they *are* prepared.
1
When it fits the narrative of the people, then no, and should be rewarded.
okimlom
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 13:24:36
Wouldn't that hacker be considered a traitor and should be killed?
1
Yeah, cause 3 Civics n parking lot is a pretty rare occurance.
eloc49
Honda
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 13:25:03
Great to see 3 civics in one parking lot (Coupe, Hatchback & Sedan)
1
I mean, you have a picture of it, damn.
eloc49
Nissan
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 17:56:25
So... Anything identifying about the car that makes it different from the thousands of other Pewter G37s on the street?
0
No, that was Patrick!
coffeetablesex
interestingasfuck
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-16 05:06:51
No that was me.
0
MY BODY IS READY
Herij
StardewValley
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 07:22:04
The Stardew Valley 1.1 update will go live on Monday!
1
This is all bullshit, lets get back to talking about pizza.
rudieboy
politics
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 01:31:42
Secret CIA assessment says Russia was trying to help Trump win White House
0
Snail trail
Xapphos
Showerthoughts
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-28 12:45:21
All of my hair is either pubic or public.
0
553776316 (sa 10 SV)
Der3zz3d
DBZDokkanBattle
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 14:09:42
Looking S Vegito Friends in JP My ID 2981999242 Need s Vegito friends to get medals for s Vegito
0
"We appreciate your support, now if you would kindly step into this gas chamber..."
FlorencePants
AsABlackMan
35
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 09:05:40
As an American Jew, I fully support
1
My god what a time to be alive
blkrabbit
Blackfellas
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 14:30:40
Donald Trump's populist wave sweeps through Europe... so about this Pan-Africanism
1
You dropped this:
BootyBoots2
ShitAmericansSay
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 14:36:23
To be fair I would throw a baby out in the snow if he mock voted for Trump.
1
Literally never heard one person say they like wiping in raids so why is it still here?
ZarathustraEck
DestinyTheGame
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 14:51:06
Literally never heard one person say they like ghost bullets so why is it still here? Bloom, ghost bullets, phantom bullets, or whatever you call it really has no place in PVE PVP. I've never played with someone or read someone arguing that its great that its been put in place so why is it still a thing? The range drop...
0
yeah, I stayed too, higher expected value to stay than to cashout always :)
Zephyrose
csgobetting
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 16:17:52
Nice one, I got 2.1 Odds for G2. And can also cashout with Profit, but i want more and take the risk^^
1
You forgot the
_Internet_I_Wonder
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 15:15:16
Hillary. IT'S HER TURN.
0
r/madlads
TheLastDank
pics
167
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 18:30:20
Photo of the year with Nigel Farage
1
its for people who likes to kill in one shot in the body because they cant kill on the normal game
AbanoMex
battlefield_one
-1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 15:36:04
New to battlefield and you're like the 10th person to mention it. What is hardcore and why do people want it so bad?
0
Maybe he wants the fallen to peg us back a bit, sees us getting a bit too big for our boots performing tricks and dance moves on light armoured vehicles, ha!
DestinyPlayer0
DestinyTheGame
8
8
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 10:37:55
If Rasputin is so bad ass and has War frames +SIVA Why the hell doesn't he take care of shit himself? I mean, he kicked the iron lords asses using his frames + Siva right? (Grimoide card Rasputin 6). "Site 6 has been breached by unauthorized users with [O] energy. I am invoking PALISADE IMPERATIVe [O] lifeforms in rest...
0
Embarrassing huh?
sneakyi
soccer
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-23 06:47:08
The failure when he scored 30 goals in a season?
1
Pretty sure Conor walked out with his belt
MMAOdin
MMA
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 16:11:34
I agree. He went in their and fought the man. Retained or not he walked out with the belt .
0
Yeah, his tagline should be, "Right on Trump, wrong on everything else."
Ombudsman_of_Funk
forwardsfromgrandma
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 16:13:09
Thanks! They're the conservative website that has been opposing Trump for months, right?
0
Demo lock, invested in AP heavily and got my 35th trait (the one that costs 1.6M AP), can confirm.
hellofrommycubicle
wow
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 18:59:57
That Demo Warlock nerf what and Unholy DK's on suicide watch
1
if enough people report him for not communication he'll get the message
avaislegendary
leagueoflegends
13
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 16:42:11
A side note; I think it would be really cool of pro players when they would at least greet the players or so in all chat. It's not much effort, and it means a lot to the guys. I remember 2years ago when I was plat 3 and I got to play vs Froggen in a normal game (and even won :P) I was so happy when he only typed "hi" i...
0
In order: 1) Peppers 2) Tez Tabor 3) Fournette
MajesticKnows
nyjets
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 16:48:01
Who do we want for our 1st Round pick in the 2017 draft? Right now we are mocked in the 5th spot, I'd love Jabril Peppers or Fournette there. Who would you like?
0
Conversely, you shouldn't feel the need to hide the nail from your so...
ElSuerte
AskMen
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 04:59:15
No, not at all. But don't go to your significant other when you need a psychiatrist. Like would you go to your significant other if you had a nail through your hand? Would you expect your significant other be able to treat that? No you'd go to a doctor.
0
So feminist.
tgjer
GenderCynical
16
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 21:14:03
Trans people have male thought processes because they supposedly like sex and don't want children. Paul McHugh says so.
0
both are an infinite knot of semantics and hypothetics
lolazzoman
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 16:50:16
I always found this course to be such a weird combination
1
Gulliani the best AG hire by a president who promised to drain the swamp.
omeow
politics
7
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 17:00:30
The Trumps Are Already Monetizing the Presidency
0
Auuplplpppuulll
Mechdra
appul
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-16 05:23:58
Appul
0
Try sorbet.
taddl
Tinder
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-07 15:01:20
But real cheese is so good man. I've been taking fast acting lactaid and it's kept my symptoms down for the most part. Still get stomach pains after soft serve ice cream though.
1
I used to belong to a nice country club, now it's all negroes.
DwarvenPirate
offbeat
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 17:10:57
If gyms for blokes didn't exist ye might be on to something
0
"but r/politics doesn't ban people" Yeah they just downvote dissenting opinions to oblivion.
rdf-
The_Donald
7
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 17:59:25
Well if r/politics is allowed on reddit so can r/the_donald
0
Ok
rdf-
politics
-1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 17:15:24
Only to meet with trump supporters and say hi
1
Where is the search bar?
fifaislife206
FIFA
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 17:32:25
Sick of questions around Black Friday, just use the search bar.......
0
Fair enough.
Caribou58
exmormon
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 14:52:36
I think spirit child protective services found out he fucked Mary and confined him to Kolob with a gps monitor until he promised not to have sex with his children. It only took 2 days, but that is a lot of earth time.
1
You seem to be doing a good job of that.
Tempest_1
television
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 17:42:56
I'm not going to relitigate all these deceptive arguments. The election is over.
1
Yeah guys,let's save people by letting them die!
pm_me_downvotes_plox
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 17:48:36
"Anti-Trump Protesters Block Ambulance; Father of 4-Year-Old Girl Dies" - Paul Joseph Watson
0
Did you know that America was colonized by people fleeing religious persecution in England and most of the founding fathers explicitly tried to keep religion out of the government (thus the first amendment).
Workdawg
pics
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 00:33:52
Jesus + FREEDOM is about as 'Murica as you can get.
0
You better not be a manhunter
Beeflip
ImGoingToHellForThis
15
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 17:54:42
I vill drink from your skull
0
To be fair, many buildings were flattened by war time bombing so by the time brutalism came along they were just piles of rubble.
superioso
europe
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 17:57:51
These are unbelievable... and those brutalist replacements... like twisting the knife in the wound.
0
Android TV now allows formatting external drives as internal storage so Plex will use that.
Sargos
PleX
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 18:17:45
Plex Media Server on 16gb shield Xpost from the AndroidShieldTV subreddit for more visibility/opinions. Can anyone give me a definitive answer on this question please? I'm seeing some conflicting viewpoints, so I just want to have it clarified. I'm considering picking up a shield to serve as a media device for my telev...
0
His family tree was a wreath.
muffytheumpireslayer
Jokes
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 18:09:56
What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line.
0
O Shit wall up!
CinMQ
The_Donald
8
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 18:20:02
It'd be a shame if some of our mods were cops
0
Ye XD
jaijasty2
osugame
29
29
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 20:05:25
kill this meme with fire
0
shaming people for not voting for the "lesser of two evils" great.
LafayetteLever
CringeAnarchy
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 18:48:28
Over half of anti-Trump rioters arrested in Portland did not vote...
0
Thank you for clarifying.
p0lyhuman
guns
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 19:05:05
But the PPT takes place at the FFL. The gun store. Non-CA residents might not get that. The gun store doesn't own the gun, and they aren't selling it, but they do do your paperwork, and they release the gun to you after your ten day waiting period is over.
1
And you become, Molrat-khiiin!
forerunner398
fnv
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 19:10:17
I really think there should be a mod that not only allows Snuffles to be a companion, but he also becomes unbreakable. He becomes comparable to at least a young deathclaw in strength. The chosen Mole Rat.
0
Windows 10 also has this feature if you have a mic plugged in and the voice feature is turned on.
dajokaman759
gaming
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-21 15:15:52
Damn, there's an app on Android? And you can actually see her? That's dope
1
Swerves Wide left.
Legndarystig
nfl
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 19:43:35
*SWERVES RECKLESSLY INTO ONCOMING LANE*
1
Give me some names I'll claim on their behalf
Legndarystig
Economics
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 17:45:31
Over $105 Million In Unclaimed Pensions in Texas
0
There's a surprising lack of your mom in here...
fallingfaster18
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 19:45:05
Unemployed people of Reddit, what do you do all day?
1
Get good and don't be in memejoe joseph's class
BunnyNayeon
UCSantaBarbara
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 19:49:19
How to succeed in Chemistry 1A and 1AL? I'm a sophomore taking Chemistry 1A with Kunkel and I'm having a rough time. I attend all classes and go to CLAS with Eric but I'm still failing. 50% on the first midterm and in lab I've gotten a D on every single quiz. I do get A's and B's on ALEKS and lab reports, though. I thi...
1
I was just arguing against this the other day... I can't believe how many people there are out there who actually want Thought & "Truth" Police... because that could never end bad...
kingjoe64
politics
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 19:49:32
I don't think I'm comfortable restricting the rights of the press by having someone decide what is a 'lie'. What guarantee do we have that independent fact checkers will always be independent? Alex Jones is a dumpster fire, but he can't be an excuse to start censorship. I don't know how we solve this problem. We have i...
0
You can digitally rent kingsglaive on Google play or Amazon as well.
chicol1090
FinalFantasy
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 02:27:32
Alright. I'll probably watch Brotherhood while I'm in Minnesota. Thanks!
1
She sounds like a happy upbeat person.
Heartdiseasekills
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 20:08:45
I was talking to someone I had just met about a friend. I was saying how he was successful (well paid job, married etc). She just said, "Successful in who's eyes? Really made me think.
0
What isn't racist anymore?
chipwithdip
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 14:12:04
CNN Guest: Draining the Swamp is Racist ... You know what to do folks, DRAIN THE SWAMP
1
We definitely need to know each and every time this updates
Azirphaeli
NoMansSkyTheGame
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 20:15:25
Internal update... Again. Another update internally on Steam. I keep watching. Waiting for something besides a hack to get us excited.
1
Blasphemy, this is r/jokes, it just HAS to be a repost
TheRevofA7X
Jokes
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 20:20:13
Because he made it up.
0
RIP those panels with burn-in.
MaverickM84
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-28 05:04:14
we had 4 40" tvs at my school that had static lunch menus.they didn't even change from day to day.
0
I'm sitting here wondering wtf went wrong?
BanDover
Whatcouldgowrong
14
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-29 01:14:28
Let's do MMA in the house, WCGW?
0
no treyarch is just going to make a even more loosely connected installment, leading you to believe you were in the matrix the whole time
Monster2099
CODZombies
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 21:05:22
Please no, don't let the next treyarch game be Bo4 unless they actually progress the story in campaign.
0
Dam dude I don't think i've ever recived as many messages in my life time on reddit as you have in that video
Monster2099
CODZombies
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-19 19:02:10
Guess I'll Just Start Accepting It...
0
Tell me one measurable problem recently thats been caused by climate change.
phadrus56
politics
-2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 15:29:47
Money buys thoughts. That's all there is to know about it.
0
Damn Illinois... We shoulda known that damn Rod Blagojevich was up to terrorist deeds apart from corruption!
thisissparta789789
news
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 00:18:56
Man the Illinois state legislature has a lot more power than I knew they did.
0
Probably a Keynesian economist.
locovelo
bikecommuting
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 04:49:02
Economics professor doesn't understand how taxes work, claims usual anti-bike bs