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Great blocking
TheMagicalJohnson
Redskins
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-24 22:56:51
Game Thread: Redskins (6-3-1) at Dallas (9-1) - Fox - 4:30 Happy Thanksgiving to Redskins Nation! HTTR!
1
So much better than a server browser!
nutcrackr
battlefield_one
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-24 23:01:22
Dice.. what is the point of putting me into an operation seconds before it ends on the last map? Cant tell you how many times this happens. You get into a game maybe die once, then its all over and you have to wait to get back to the main menu and go through the whole process again.. and yes it just happened twice whic...
1
Wow I guess the stories are true, .22lr can indeed kill 22 elephant's, why else would a poacher use a 22.
ThatOneComrade
guns
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-24 23:32:39
So were doing our ugliest guns?
0
That boy you are crazy about is a complete idiot and going nowhere in life.
snipthm79
Teachers
82
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-24 23:47:06
If you were to give a secret message to one of your students what would it be?
0
I hate to say it seems like it'll be the same one :/
ItsDennyTime11
NASCAR
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 23:35:31
I'm almost positive denny hamlins scheme for 2017 has not ben unveiled yet.
1
Aww, are you feeling... oppressed?
Nyaomeimei
gaming
-4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 00:20:25
Reddit: Be yourself! Be what you want to be! Don't let anyone tell you what you can't do! Also reddit: don't you dare put on that fedora you fat neckbeard virgin fuckface
1
yeah smoking the seeds will kill you
SimplyApathetic
trees
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 00:31:27
Inb4 some comment about how this is somehow incredibly dangerous and will kill you instantly.
0
"Welp, so much for bag-els."
andrew_c_r
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-18 01:44:06
Did you mean beagles?
1
Remember kids, there are no girls in Battlefield 1 because it would break the immersion...
Malphael
gaming
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 01:16:29
Only in Battlefield
0
Thank you!
RicFlairIsGawd
The_Donald
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 01:28:25
Don't they see the irony of what they're doing? Sorry to hear that...lots of electronic hugs and Happy Thanksgiving to you, my friend!
0
what time is the stream tomorrow?
dasmekoad
Battleborn
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 00:56:42
The stream tomorrow is all about the update. So you can ask them about the update on friday if they didnt answer your questions during the stream ;)
0
I will be the first to admit that I don't know the memeing.
YisouKou
TumblrInAction
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 01:33:14
Wrong meme bruh
0
Jenkin my Hankin
ac3UVspad3s
nfl
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-21 15:36:45
Jenkins got the score, but shout out to Jonathan Hankins for being the one that blocked the kick.
0
I turned that shit off
Lovemidlane
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 01:56:52
Happens to me sometines when Windows is trying to update.
0
You need a hobby bro.
dano8801
PS4Pro
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 17:07:51
It is, really. A minuscule upgrade not worth the money. Sony and Microsoft are pushing these mid-cycle iterations on people and what for?
1
Don't worry, you can always take up arms and throw off that oppressive government.
DJLinFL
worldnews
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 02:14:00
Entire internet history of UK citizens to be viewable by government bodies including police, tax agencies, pensions body, and Food Standards Agency within weeks
1
You earned yourself a downvote.
SM1334
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 02:28:33
Major issue is people having a bone to pick with you. I don't get upset when someone offends my country, why would I care. Here on reddit you can't show an opinion about guns, diet, healthcare, mass hypnosis without arousing from downvotes to death threats.
1
Jordan Berry fake punt?
omenien
steelers
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 02:35:24
2016 Week 12 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(5-5) @ Indianapolis Colts(5-5) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub...
0
Gates vs Cleveland D and going for some records
DaDingo
Fantasy_Football
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-24 13:40:04
At tight end this week? Between Hunter Henry, Antonio Gates, Kyle Rudolph, Jimmy Graham
0
Not even your bathroom sink(s)?
MY_GF_IS_CHUBBY_AMA
interestingasfuck
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-03 10:32:11
Mine doesn't, so I was presuming op's was similar
1
Well the emperor is supposed to be one of the most powerful force users :P
Razorspeed
StarWarsBattlefront
41
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 02:55:57
This is only such a problem since Palpatine became SO FUCKING op since update. Even before you'd have to be pretty bad to lose with him. Now only fuck face Lando snipers stand a chance.
0
I liked Times Square.
LittleNuke
AskReddit
7
7
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 20:16:54
Times Square
0
Trust me they would hotfix this shit faster than they balance Samuro.
bluntfaith
heroesofthestorm
32
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-24 02:59:34
PSA: Danger ping Samuro before he uses Mirror Image and it will follow the real one. Especially when he opens with stealth, ping him a few times because you know he is about to use Mirror Images and your whole team can instantly focus the real one with no escape. Best part, any hero can do it. Counter level: 6.5/10 Lit...
1
Because 930 is a bigger number than 560
Tyloor
PlanetCoaster
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 03:42:33
How are you going to say you are above the minimum specs when minimum is a gtx 560 and you're running a 930m?
1
Hey, the last girls I paused a game for I ended up dating so it must be worth something
RepusOiram
niceguys
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 03:45:12
Good guys do the easiest fucking thing in the world, deserve marriage
0
... Yeah... It's been in the gaming scene for a long time.
ItZzSora
unturned
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-18 20:12:20
today i learned a new word .. NORMIES
0
Of course it was against the Bills!
Woofleboofle
gifs
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-03 20:48:45
An amazing catch
1
What an optimistic attitude towards something we haven't even seen in action yet.
lpresc12
NintendoSwitch
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 05:10:24
The switch is poised to be the dream cast of Nintendo consoles. It will be a complete failure and bring about the end of Nintendo consoles for good. Don't buy it unless you're ok with being massively disappointed in your investment.
1
Its different when Dems do it though
reuterrat
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 05:11:11
That's way more tame than anything I thought it could be. They just sem like provocative OP-Eds like HuffPo's "If You Don't Vote Democrat, Fuck You"
1
rude
ReaperSorakayay
leagueoflegends
7
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 05:11:13
Not sure about a shield. I'm more of an offensive person, so maybe just make them shoot faster or have a bigger range, I don't know... :p
1
Cultural appropriation.
atheist_apostate
politics
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 05:19:47
They know what it really means
1
they won't stop until you reinstall Allo on all devices.
btsfav
Android
-3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 06:36:55
I have Google home and the damn Google commercials are driving me crazy Every single Pixel and Google home commercial is setting this thing off. This seems like a major oversight this holiday season. Please someone tell me how to end this torture....
0
It's ridiculous that they kept such an effective psychological deterrent secret.
CommieCookie
worldnews
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 09:39:44
One of the first things you learn about nuclear deterrence is that it's a *terrible* idea to keep any sort of nuclear deterrent out of the public eye. Your potential adversaries don't need to know how a system works, but they *do* need to know that it exists. Otherwise, you risk your opponent miscalculating because he ...
0
I thought that was just a speedball rush?
nycub717
opiates
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 07:01:50
Dude do u ever get heart arrhythmia? Man I been getting that shit lately. Sucks. I feel like something gonna happen to me. Like heart attack. U ever get that when u Speedball it?
1
here you dropped this:
Railgun_Bro
pcmasterrace
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 07:12:53
Just another reason to PC Game... wut
1
But kung fu will help you to defend yourself
wontfixnow
nyc
11
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 07:31:09
As an asian male , our group is also the target of racial crime.
1
It's because you can't be a patriot without hating Polish people
Fuckswithplatypus
todayilearned
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 07:39:47
Not forgetting.. that the older generations voted through fear of over immigration (fuck knows why, but that's another story), and now the EU are refusing trade unless UK still allow free movement of people (basically immigration). All Brexit has done is weaken the Pound and piss people off.. but it's ok right, because...
1
Because only white people lived in those countries prior to the US becoming a thing.
Fancy_Wren
todayilearned
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 08:54:32
So white then?
0
make sure your sign reads " We welcome fat chicks with feelings" and "Love Tumblr"
hindumale
The_Donald
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-13 05:08:16
Well the comment section proves the cuck vote isn't in play for Ol God emperor. I will say all this time riding with the Don has taught me some business tips. I'm going to invest in some Canadian property and build American refugee safe spaces.
0
Used paypal and ordered like 10 min after this was posted
ashtondrakestorm
GameDeals
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 09:08:39
when did you order? paypal?
1
i predict it's a rogue weapon that would have been broken OP if blade flurry wasn't nerf
DerdyG
hearthstone
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 10:21:11
Today's Jade Claw reveal: What do you think it will do? I expect this card is probably a rogue weapon. My first prediction is that it will benefit stealth minions in some way. Just look at the revealed cards for rogue so far, 3 of them are fairly underwhelming looking stealth minions. The nature of the buff to stealth ...
0
#HORRIK, UNLEASH THE CANNONS
lucatri
Guildwars2
63
63
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 15:16:00
"horrik_unleash_the_cannons.mp3"-instability. doesnt scale with volume settings and is always set to max volume As a dear headset user that would be a very wellcome change.
1
If FSA withdraws, it will mean that Europe is racist because they didnt do enough to protect FSA
Superplato
SyrianCirclejerkWar
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 11:42:06
Janitor at my kid's school: "I said this before. If SAA regime gets involved with Al-Bab, Turkey will withdraw. Ultimately, FSA will be by themselves."
0
To be honest, Wehrlain won DTM last year pretty convincingly.
notarobotreCAPTCHA
formula1
-6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 11:49:36
That's not definitive. No way to tell if Wehrlein is an improvement over Nasr.
0
Orrr Try ewww Yeah, ewww is definitely better
iswallowedarock
creepyPMs
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-22 19:55:07
Gotta love unsolicited fantasy messages in the middle of the night!
0
They weren't ahead, but they were certainly doing a damn sight better before the coup.
Nosferatii
ukpolitics
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-16 09:27:53
Using one poll rather than the averages to claim that Labour were ahead before the coup. Same as McDonnell did last night, incredibly disingenuous.
0
Look at those double digits, looks good on you
youzabusta
stopdrinking
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-27 17:19:11
Knowing it was time to walk away sounds like you're really committed to taking care of YOU. And you know that not drinking is the best way to do that. I'm sorry your relationship ended. May healthy relationships be in your future! :) Stay strong! Not drinking with you today.
1
What could a spell speed 2 Heavy Storm on legs possibly do against Pendulums?
Plattbagarn
yugioh
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 13:10:55
That card puts in so much work against pendulum decks it's not even funny
1
Gg report Jungle helping Yasuo ult adc
imma_nice_boy
leagueoflegends
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 13:31:31
yes
1
And it's WeD-nes-day, not Wens-day.
huazzy
AskReddit
12
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 13:59:43
February. It's not Feb-you-ary, it's feb-roo-ary
1
Yeah I'm sure no one else is bothered by this
MrClassyPotato
pokemongo
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 14:00:57
Am I the only one who wishes the distance tracking for eggs was better? I walk 3-4x the distance required to get it to register. I have this on an Android phone and an iPhone, that is how addicted I was at one point... I am glad that tracking might come back but the thing which makes me rage the most is how few of my s...
0
Well I want to at least be partially positive ^pls ^TyGod ^pull ^through
Quinnster247
buffalobills
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-22 23:38:36
The 'if we lose...' part implies we have a chance of winning
0
clear enough to speculate, vague enough to frustrate.. GG Capcom indeed..
SkyMason
StreetFighter
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 02:54:13
I can't make out any of these... GG Capcom
1
0/10 not enough booty
DragonslayerOrns
Overwatch
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 14:36:42
Widowmaker Fanart!
0
I am saying that your squad should work and would work if you actually put it in the sbc section instead of having it as a squad.
Right_in_the_pussy
FIFA
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 17:26:34
Yeah but that's not the point
1
Ibrahimovic?
pashazz
soccer
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 14:44:50
It's a fantastic quiz question to be fair. Definitely an outside the box answer.
1
Yes, but Europe is definitely socialist, right?
ibmthink
europe
15
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 14:53:20
Neither Putin or Trump are fascists.
0
The real LPT is always in the comments
StarHime
LifeProTips
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 05:43:20
Just say diarrhea. There will be no follow up questions
1
Fuck 2016 ^
justablur
startrek
-1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 15:21:30
Who is sadly still dead.
0
I love this reply so much <3 Nice one infam0uscs
Gentle_g2
GlobalOffensive
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-23 22:09:47
Bait all your teammates so that you top frag, then when they insult you tell them to look at the scoreboard because kills are everything
0
See 1988 Daytona 500.
runsincircles21
NASCAR
11
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-28 03:01:31
Imagine pushing dad to the win or dad pushing his son
0
First the snakes, then snake-eating gorillas and when wintertime finally rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death
Kynaeus
sysadmin
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 22:50:22
It's just muscle-for-hire all the way down, isn't it?
1
Watch out for the Gay Mexican Muslims, they'll do all three at once.
ukulelej
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 15:52:12
No, they have different purposes. Mexicans are here to steal your jobs, Muslims are here to kill you and gays are here to destroy your families.
1
\#WrongGenerationProblems
MostazaAlgernon
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 15:57:47
Unless you are some kind of noble of the 15th century I suppose you do
1
sexist
Capostrophic
Morrowind
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 15:59:59
Looking for mod (replace female NPCs with males) A mod like this was uploaded after the release of Morrowind. I have been unable to find it online after all these years.
0
What an utterly pointless post.
BobsMono
CruciblePlaybook
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 16:13:52
When You Barely Hit Tier 12...
0
Probably gunshots
SearsActivewear
Winnipeg
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 03:27:11
Anyone hear a loud bang in the south end?
1
Well duh, unless the reporter follows him to br
radil
CFB
97
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 16:32:49
Tom won't be talking to him again lol
0
Lol.. how do I know this crap and I am not even american?
raptahraptah
The_Donald
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 17:18:46
what does ctr usually mean?
0
No wonder why you make propaganda for your cousins the electric toothbrushes if you're a fan!
TikTakBoom
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 16:47:37
Also get an electric toothbrush. It changes your life. I don't work for big toothbrush, I'm just a fan.
0
There are a lot of bad or mediocre rares, a vanilla 2/3 is often welcome.
Conorcat
hearthstone
-3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 17:10:24
It's a Rare. If you to pick essentially a vanilla 2/3 as one of your Rares in Arena, you're not in great shape.
0
Sounds like your everyday protest here in the US nowadays.
WrongNumbersLoveMe
WTF
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 17:12:14
Do your football riots include shots, deaths and police cars on fire? They do in Argentina
1
Im sure it must be a shock to republicans to find out their candidate is pro oil!
JamesPond88
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 17:47:35
I initially responded with my own biased response, but I'm trying to be open minded and not blinded by hatred. In this specific scenario I cannot see any other reason for him to do so. He has a huge stake in the company and has a very high desire to make sure it happens. I can't see anyone being surprised that. He is t...
1
crap, im sorry, was I supposed to cuss you out ?
wintercast
RedditForGrownups
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 17:49:33
True. I liked this civilized exchange, thank you.
1
But then I can't complain about iOS!
emeraldcocoaroast
apple
-22
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 18:01:18
You can, delete the mail app and use the gmail app, simples. I do it myself. Same as with the Apple/Google maps
0
Sup bashful?
Bashful_Tuba
gaming
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 18:24:23
I also miss that game it was a crutch of my childhood that I've really come to enshrine as a huge part of my past time The best part of the game was learning disaster control on a bilateral management platform Your citizens responded to your good action and they elected me BashfulTurtle for 6 consecutive terms.
0
I believe everyone has a right to an opinion...but in what ways is Gates better than Gonzo?
PamelaBreivik
nfl
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 18:26:28
1. Witten 2. Gates 3. Gonzo 4. Winslow sr 5. Gronk (will undoubtedly rise as he plays more) Ready for the flame to come
1
Um, where is Nibiru?
davenobody
space
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 18:32:26
Um that doesn't look right, at the end is the moon about to sucker punch mars?
0
Killer Queen's third bomb, DRINK ZA PEPSI
DaisyDuke_Fishron
StardustCrusaders
274
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 18:37:31
Random ass Pepsi product placement lol
1
*Hardly FTFY
FakeWestboroMember
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 18:40:42
Louisiana would win. Hardy people, we are.
0
Nothing comes to mind that doesn't end in felony arrest
Scathien
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 18:43:03
Protesting and rioting didn't seem to help. Begging the EC to vote Satan doesn't seem to be working. After the recount changes nothing, where will the shills turn to next?
1
Another liberal hoax, right up there with wealth disparity and so-called "repression" of women and minorities.
Numb3r_6
sanfrancisco
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 18:45:23
What do you mean, "source?" Just google that shit you lazy pile. Rising sea levels and climate change are real.
0
Just another reason Empoleon is my favorite
KramericaIndustry
pokemon
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 15:42:59
Empoleon trailer for Pokken
0
Follow my wife Follow I Follow my wife and I Follow my wife and ***ME***
juche
Fitness
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 22:10:24
Follow my wife and I
1
and scion nodes
Jindor
pathofexile
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 19:37:01
And templar nodes. And witch nodes. The prolif was already fantastic without Dying Sun, it's gonna be crazy with it.
1
That's all it takes!
WishIwasANevermo
exmormon
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 19:54:23
I had a TBM friend tell me to just be positive and stop being so negative all the time while I was in a major depressive episode.
1
I cant believe Steen beat Claudio lat week on Raw.
Frosty09999998
SquaredCircle
26
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 20:06:05
Using wrestlers' real names.
1
Yours, once I'm done with it.
FPSKiwii
starcitizen
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 20:08:30
What's the ugliest ship for you in the verse ? for me the starliner is the ugliest ship ever in star citizen :)
0
Spoiler alert: 86% European.
henriettabazoom
TorontoAnarchy
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 20:31:43
Truly an oldie but goodie.
0
i expect triggered liberals... also no bulletproof hair or fire eyes 0/10
Neuro12x
paydaytheheist
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 20:41:34
Welp they did it, they added a Trump mask.
0
Yessir
Rigamortis818
RoastMe
9
9
0
2016-09
2016-09-15 04:33:14
Stfu
0
sold out, but you can do same at b&H photo
lightbringer0
buildapcsales
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 21:18:26
MSI GTX 1070 Gaming X w/ Watch Dogs 2 Promo - $379 ($449 - $50 - $20 MIR)
0
And placing a bet?
relativelyrepublican
TumblrInAction
13
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 22:14:11
Sure honey, feel like writing that down so I can show you in ten years?
1
Because PC Master Race!
Mcclent
battlefield_one
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 22:17:18
You're going to get downvoted unless you explain why and tread lightly.
1
That's strange, I've been told semi automatics have no place in defense.
XA36
Firearms
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 14:33:18
Yeah, some things happened to a friend of my, he calls me from his cell (he played anger birds...Fitting choice) for me to come. I show up 30 mins later, AR in hand and waste them. Felt good. They were feral hogs, its like shooting large bacon producing roaches.
0
You look like you would be the first person to get killed in a school shooting (which is a good thing)
intelsketch
fnafcringe
2
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2016-10
2016-10-30 02:45:31
It's my Cake-Day today... so here's my face. *Kazoo Noise*
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That low-key decoration is amazing
I_Wear_My_Sunglasses
Sneakers
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2016-11
2016-11-26 00:57:07
Chinese New Year
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Don't waste your breath, this subreddit is a shitpit of ignorance.
worldsbestbuttrapist
australia
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-11
0
2016-09
2016-09-04 03:58:15
If you're not a psychologist, psychiatrist, someone willing to listen to modern medical consensus and treatment approaches or otherwise aren't actually going through it yourself then spare us your little fucking 'opinion' on it please. This goes for everything from the Sydney Telegraph to the ignorant bullshit opinions...
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ah yes a mentally disturbed person posted crazy shit before he killed himself - definitely evidence of a police conspiracy to kill a somewhat-critical blogger
zappazappazappa
todayilearned
10
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2016-11
2016-11-26 01:31:29
TIL, 5 days before he was found dead Fresno activist John Lang said the Fresno PD was going to murder him that weekend. His death was ruled a suicide from self inflicted wounds
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do we play them in basketball?
jmm6mc
UVA
29
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2016-11
2016-11-26 02:11:13
WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY VT THIS WEEK