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It's not like the airport was there first.
TFiOS
flying
32
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 21:55:26
"I hate living near an airport!" "It's so loud!" "Let's destroy other people's businesses and jobs for no reason!"
1
Hurrr what for its bleak here
sync303
Calgary
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 21:59:01
It's all relative; you really need to get out more.
1
Will still be LIT
zoel_jimmerman
deadmau5
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 22:18:18
oh god kill it with fire
1
It's just a dead pixel, easily fixed.
Kri_Ker
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 22:23:10
Apparently my toddler has a great throwing arm!
0
Sweet, thanks!
atomic_melon
StarWars
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 22:46:04
The Jedi are mentioned at least twice from what I remember, nothing about order 66.
1
1/1 2017, calling it now
_Jay_Garrick_
DC_Cinematic
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 22:54:37
TFW there's no 'Justice League' trailer till 2017
1
Where is your
WitchSlap
Overwatch
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 23:04:56
up vote for Mei's Snowball fight! So fun.
0
Genetic Inheritance
Exrou
leagueoflegends
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-18 12:40:36
Who now has it too
1
Way to ruin iwillbeforever's win streak, that's just not cool.
Drake_The_Kind
RocketLeague
12
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 23:18:54
My time for the psyonix please. How can this happen?
1
Looks to be working as intended.
Drake_The_Kind
RocketLeague
27
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 18:02:06
Ranking seems fair Psyonix
1
Too much food, people will start to complain and say that the skin is insensitive to people with allergies or to people who can't eat those foods
Fluffy9000
Paladins
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 23:23:41
Since yours is a Fruit King, maybe also a Bomb Chef then? How about 6 Sticky Buns? Like some dumplings, Russian pirozhki, calzones. Also, a giant sushi roll as a Grumpy Roll. And he himself would be a blob of spaghetti with meatballs. A spaghetti torso with a meatball head. He'd yell *Bon appetit!*, or *Have some good ...
1
Should've said she would be in no state to walk after youve finished with her, because you will break her legs
mudman13
Tinder
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 23:35:20
Did I blow it?
0
But Coleman makes some damn fine camping equipment.
dannyboy731
FFBraveExvius
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 23:58:10
There's American Express ads at gas stations, Coleman's blatantly on the camping chairs. No doubt more I haven't seen myself. I'm sure if I did a Google there would be others people found. The Kingsglaive movie had Audi logos everywhere, not to do with the game but still, it's an immersion breaker.
0
Cheers!
Rodyland
btc
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-16 10:46:31
Good point. I stand corrected. And your reasoning still works if the attacker starts the race at t=0 while withholding blocks.
1
But they consider each other outside the Church half the time, so nbd amirite?
ludi_literarum
Christianity
9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 00:04:41
The ironic thing about your attitude is that your "bearded Brethren" consider *you guys* outside the Church.* *At least on an institutional level, so don't come to me with anecdotal stories of an Orthodox priest you knew who was cool with you receiving communion in their church, etc.
0
What's a badge bunny?
awesometori
childfree
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 00:06:50
I know a couple like this. Wife was a badge bunny who got pregnant out of wedlock and trapped the cop into marriage. The dude can't retire because they're so deep in debt. They've even taken out a second mortgage on their home--and believe me the original mortgage payments were far less than rent and should've been pai...
0
Assuming you aren't restricting the eating motion of those around you, I agree.
TurtleSmile1
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 02:44:38
Elbows on the table. I just need somewhere comfy to put my arms.
0
Story OP?
Namurtjones
JusticeServed
63
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 02:06:28
Woman dragged off Delta flight for ignoring boarding procedures
1
DON'T BELIEVE YOU
montecarlo1
Entrepreneur
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 02:15:48
Please refrain from reporting the stickied AMAs as they are obviously already vetted and approved by the Mod team, or they would not be stickied in the first place. Thank you.
1
Just like you guys don't know how to show your emotions, you know nothing about hairstyles either.
BookwormJane
MensRights
18
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 02:37:50
Because they have to let the barbers know how to fix their man's hair. Duh. We're too stupid to know how.
0
Of course Sterling fails to score
sinangunaydin
LiverpoolFC
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 02:41:32
The last time we met Middlesbrough
1
Taxation is the price we pay to live in a sivilized society.
motchmaster
GoldandBlack
15
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 02:49:42
Scientists used $666,000 in federal research money to examine whether distant prayer could heal AIDS, finding it could not.
0
We get Out Jurco and Mo instead
Cujobls
DetroitRedWings
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 02:58:28
Now it's time to do some good line changes put AA,Larkin,MANTHA together
1
Politics
KnackrackGlurak
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 03:00:26
What's a topic that needs to be discussed more often?
1
They were cracked
KnackrackGlurak
techsupport
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 20:12:30
What happened to my windows?
1
No dude, he's DPOY that was clean!
HsLeBron
nba
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 03:28:49
that would have been called on anyone else
1
"If the planes arnt up you'll work 14 hour shifts" Nice try Gunny, but the planes will never be up
suddenlydysentary
USMC
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 03:42:22
Sequestration fucked us hard. Civilian maintenance furloughs, and not buying the parts we need. If you don't fly you don't train. Every type of flight has a refly interval and prereqs. So you end up doing extra training on daytime stuff cuz everyone is expired on something needed to fly a particular night event. When w...
1
Meyers Leonard!
_Quetzalcoatlus_
nba
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 04:01:00
Who is even in consideration for someone more athletic than Russell Westbrook?
1
You forgot your
Angerion
hearthstone
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 04:01:06
A lot of people are thinking this is a clear fuck up but the bot threw that totem golem down so it could play Thing from below the next turn.
0
The stuff they released today makes me want to play solo more than ever before!
hellcrapdamn
gtaonline
19
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 04:01:21
I was just thinking about how they've managed to turn an online, social game into one where people are actively trying to lag into solo sessions to play alone. It's sad.
0
You are incorrect.
sdDewDrops
exmormon
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 00:32:06
You know that happens every year right?
0
that list is quite bullshit.
beginagainandagain
savedyouaclick
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 16:24:29
Donald Trump Just Insulted The United Nations, And Their Response Is Perfect | Trump called it "just a club for people to have a good time;" UN tweets "10 ways the UN makes a difference in the lives of millions every day" (in comments)
1
An-Cap's might be losing their shit at seeing Raw Milk being sold back then.
SkyNights
mildlyinteresting
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 05:31:55
I've just discovered a milk door at my grandma's house
1
This totally doesn't reek of hyperbolic propaganda
TheDriestCanadian
news
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 05:41:56
Aleppo: More than 100 children trapped in a building which is under attack
1
Yeah, sure, NO one would EVER go for that free gank.
Zarerion
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 06:52:02
Trust me, nobody will do the level 3 gank with red buff because you lose too much out of it as a jungler ganking. If the enemy jungler counterjungles, you lose out on a whole level/2 compared to enemy.
1
The only thing covered up is Hillary's emails!
easymak1
politics
13
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 07:14:48
There has already been a proven cover up of "something". What is left to come out is just the evidence, if there is any. And if there wasn't anything to cover up, then why would they?
1
Didn't you know, cancer has been cured but the government is keeping it secret to make money off of chemo
nomattawut
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 07:35:42
Cancer cured.
0
Cup of coffee and a quick look at this subreddit.
notmacna
sysadmin
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 07:49:20
Admins, what is your morning ritual?
1
Martini op, Dice plz Nerf again!
SpikinSpain
battlefield_one
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 09:39:17
Eh, worth a shot...
0
In curious, what makes your hugs the best?
PutridHyena
AskWomen
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-26 14:39:20
My kindness, my honesty (but not brutal honesty), I give the best hugs ever, my resilience and the fact that despite being ill I still do the effort to see friends and family (don't know what I'd call that). Oh! And extra traits, acceptant, open-minded and not judgy. I also have a damn good booty. Needed the boost toda...
1
I guess your item level was too low
Grogfoot
wow
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 11:47:39
dungeon finder?
1
You don't need to apply your logic here, this is GW2 we're talking about.
KyreneZA
Guildwars2
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 11:49:16
1 ecto + 1 obsidian shard + 1 skill point + 1 mystic coin = 3 mystic coins. fixed the price to that of ectos so it can never go too crazy and you also tied it to karma and skillpoints so you can't just do this indefinitely. make it 2 ectos if the price seems too low. been saying this for years.
0
The Vikings probably learned it from the Romans who were about before there were Christians nevermind Muslims.
LordShittinghamSmyth
KotakuInAction
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 12:13:12
They were doing it before the vikings were, and the vikings sure as shit didn't learn it from the Native Americans.
1
You cant get ulti at 17 though
schneeb
DotA2
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 12:39:21
DotA Improvement Idea - Scoreboard Talent Tree Icons
0
It's because no one outside of Reddit really gives a fuck.
Skilledthunder
worldnews
26
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 12:50:57
Most of us are pretty good with the whole metric thing now anyway. Its so much better. I can't understand why the US is still holding out. Do they think we are all so stupid we can't figure it out?
1
Maybe he just doesn't know when her birthday is?
n0mar
conspiracy
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 13:18:12
He said that assange was going to release all unreleased Clinton emails on her birthday this year
1
"Never Give Up"...obviously..
hoonigan_4wd
fitgirls
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 13:20:42
Has a sleeve of tattoos, will be an insane fuck. Beyond that...
1
*
hoonigan_4wd
ATBGE
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-16 22:08:47
You know that sarcasm doesn't come through it plain text right? Google "inflection"
0
Did you just rail against someone mocking a group of people by thowing him into a group of people and then mocking him?
justinlaforge
politics
13
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 13:57:39
Don't pretend to be the grown up and then use an asinine term like bernie bros. That's one of the reasons people abandoned you. You're part of the problem.
1
Maybe it will fully resolve itself when you return to the mother church?
voicesinmyhand
TrueChristian
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 14:48:25
I get a lot of hate from Catholics for being Lutheran. Like an inordinate amount. I thought this stuff got solved like five centuries ago
1
Yea, but that's 2 more goals than he gave up in the last 2 games combined!
rottingmind13
rangers
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 14:54:40
I dunno, Raanta only gave up two goals against a really good offense. I feel like right now Hank would have given up more, but it's hard to say because we also would have definitely allowed more than 24 shots with Hank in net.
0
name?
blukami
redhead
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-25 14:54:48
Sexy Redhead.
0
Not gonna lie, if they released a Burger King Collection with all of them I would probably buy it.
HunCity87
xboxone
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 15:38:30
All I want for Christmas this year! Wish they had the GOTY edition however.
1
Nice try mr price fixer!
Omnoplata
pathofexile
67
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 15:44:12
Person Impersonating me price fixing.. Just a Heads up
0
As long as you thought "Go wild in the aisles" in a dale Winton voice, you be fine.
Traxalot
britishproblems
18
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 16:18:46
Popping into Sainsbury's to pick up lunch 5 minutes before catching a train, to find they've moved everything around making it like fucking Supermarket Sweep. Seriously, why at a train station?
1
Well, these results totally surprised me.
ForgottenMemes
altright
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 16:34:16
The 2015 FBI Crime Stats for violent crimes, with hispanic classification computed and deducted from the white statistics.
0
*While I'm playing with toxic teammates...* I'm breathing in the chemicals...(inhales)...(exhales).
Saarthak8
GlobalOffensive
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 16:39:01
CSGO Version of imagine dragons , radioactive by dny
1
Gee, that sounds fantastic
reredef
ProjectFi
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 16:45:23
So it's like an IM app but officially made by the carriers?
0
I'm convinced Jim Irsay is one of the more incompetent owners in the league, but I've never heard anything about him that made me think he was a bad guy.
donith913
nfl
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-15 22:28:07
Jim Irsay donates millions to the Indianapolis YMCA
1
well if tarantino said so it must be true!
bigblackkittie
netflix
-2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 17:07:12
It is amazing. It has a Rotten Tomatoes rating of 97%. The Critics Consensus is "Smart, original, and above all terrifying, *It Follows* is the rare horror film that works on multiple levels -- and leaves a lingering sting." I'm sorry if you didn't enjoy the movie, but you're definitely in the minority. Tarantino said ...
0
I am in favor of charities, I feel that the government won't do as good of a job as private charity.
willthesane
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 21:50:33
Which is why I am also for large and comprehensive welfare programs. No one should ever be put in a situation where they cant afford food or healthcare
0
That's a bingo!
agsummers93
CringeAnarchy
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 17:43:39
Lucas Werner! Hes a legend on weird facebook
1
The real question here is how can we blame this on Trump?
TheMrNick
offbeat
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 17:57:11
A Year Later, Unfiltered Flint Tap Water Is Still Unsafe To Drink
0
I've got dark matter, trinity, yellow lightning, ink all available for trade
NlghtmanCometh
RocketLeagueExchange
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 18:13:17
Crates A Very Rare Boost (any)
1
Lol eye strain is a myth people
looktatmyname
DotA2
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 18:23:00
The fuck. Seriously? Slightly greyer icons are making your eyes hurt? Fucking hell. I know people don't like change but this is just ridiculous.
0
Garth Snow thinks the same.thing
Braedenn
hockey
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 13:49:39
Ooh I know! Seidenberg!
0
Oh now I get it, i should have shadowflamed my 6/6 Holy shit how could i not think of that by myself, thanks for the advice
Mouiadhofse
hearthstone
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 18:57:49
No, as in shadowflame was guaranteed lethal. There was no rng necessary here, you just misplayed lethal.
1
Asian, man that language is annoying, same with hispanic and Indian.
ShoalinStyle36
AskReddit
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 19:07:19
I never speak spanish to my fucking phone but it shoots god damned spanish beer commercials at me... I've sinced moved to a different part of town and now every commercial yells at me in asian (I have no idea which it is because it changes)
0
I am definitely trying this next snowfall.
StrictlyWhiskey
cars
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 19:08:45
Leaf blower snow removal in Canada
1
Yay more MACRA.
tripreality00
healthIT
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 19:27:08
Checklist to help you prepare for MIPS reporting for January 2017
1
P.E.K.K.A!
FlyingVanilla
ClashRoyale
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 19:29:00
Me too, skarmy and bowler are the only viable epics imo.
1
Nuu get married already.
Ajfried22
Judaism
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 19:32:06
I don't have children, you insensitive clod!
0
Lol I've literally never heard of this and the thought alone makes me cringe.
KPipes
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 02:23:03
Oh yes. I live in IN and I don't know a single soul who says Reese's Pieces correctly. They all say "ree-sees pee-sees" drives me fucking bonkers.
1
So it can advertise battery packs exclusively to users with <15% battery remaining while browsing.
g0atmeal
InternetIsBeautiful
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 19:59:30
The only thing I found surprising is it knew my laptop was charging and what % the battery is at. I understand why the other info is passed to a browser but why would it pass info on my charging and battery percentage?
1
Oh my Force that makes like so much sense!
NuclearWalrusNetwork
StarWars
88
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 20:01:50
But dude. What if he's like, Chewbacca's grandpa.
0
I'm not out either, and I'm queer.
peepeemccrappy
TrollXChromosomes
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 20:41:26
I am always conflicted on National Coming Out Day since I am not "out" except to a few close friends. Hey TrollX, I'm Pan! <3 <3
0
Wait what is this -_-
Drexall
RocketLeagueExchange
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 20:28:28
Hey can you still do this?
1
Because that's totally action figure related....
ShadowGuardian_
ActionFigures
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 20:58:07
This Motion Sand is a perfect gift this Christmas.
1
Man, what a body kick against Brown.
SpartanDawg11
MMA
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 21:14:45
All Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone's UFC finishes
1
Idk it be a close race, but Brady would win
Muffintop713
MaddenMobileForums
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 21:15:35
I guarantee bettis is faster than Brady so I don't think giving bettis 90 speed would be unprecedented.
0
The Baratie
shannon189
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 05:00:18
What fictional TV restaurant do you wish you could really eat at?
1
Triggered
FeSpark
pics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 21:40:49
Pull back your bow (you do have a bow right) unless you are some kind of girly man or something you should have it set at around 70-75lbs, pull with about 1/3 that amount of force on the ATM.
0
Hasn't played exceptionally, were you watching these games or are you delusional.
Reckcer
Cloud9
-10
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 05:08:44
Couldn't agree more. All of the shit fucks trashing him are tools. Sure, he hasn't played exceptionally these past two games, but there is a reason the team is comfortable playing lee over Elise. I'm sure he's been popping off in scrims on it. If he weren't, they wouldn't pick it. You know how the Reddit analysts get t...
1
Most people don't know this, but there's actually a specific kind of tape made for protecting electrical connections.
gh_speedyg
DiWHY
12
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 22:51:31
Protecting Christmas light connections from the elements.
0
I don't get it.
Hala_hala_hala
Jokes
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 23:15:21
You could gag her, blindfold her and tie her arms behind her back and she could still tell you what to do.
1
What's wrong with dividing the world between the US and Russia?
markpas
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 23:15:23
Trump Supporters Love Russia And Think CNN And The New York Times Are "Fake News"
0
Or at the bus stop
Thumperings
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-21 17:58:15
That's why you always offer tampons when they come in the door.
0
The Obsession Continues
Shuamann1
casualiama
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-26 00:20:57
Marvin And Jimi Is The Answer
0
Get a hygrometer and make sure the humidity doesn't get too high
GOASTT
microgrowery
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 20:48:32
Well, fudge.....Any tips to prevent this in the future?
0
Aiding and Abetting, one-way ticket to a country that gives a fuck about your religion.
technicalrogue
The_Donald
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-24 01:22:53
But what about those found in the mosque *what is to be done with them?*
1
Also, unplug it if possible... ...then LOTO and get the proper hot work forms filled out and signed, grab a sniffer, have a fire watch, and remove all flammables 35ft or more
tsmith944
lifehacks
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 23:56:24
Or just turn the power off to it and use pliers.
1
-He hates fun -He hates color -He hates smiles -He hates his momma -He says Batman should be raped in his films -He probably plays bagpipes -Has never been seen in the same room with Satan
hank412
DC_Cinematic
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 00:06:05
DISCUSSION: Why do people hate Hack Snyder so much?
1
New Marvel Insider Bonus points coming later this week too... 83 whole points!
22WhatWasIThinking22
ContestOfChampions
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 00:11:12
Something new late this week
1
But I thought he said he doesn't use alts.
Apollo78
martialarts
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 00:18:38
Plot twist: it's TheSolarian.
0
Obama has a press conference coming up, perhaps he will declare that next year is also 2016 and we have to redo the election!
scaradin
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-16 14:15:28
I want to get off this ride now, thank you.
1
ya bro this is fake; pizza gate is real but this is fake
rock_feller
politics
23
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 02:05:47
Everyone except the most radical Hillary supporters have admitted the hacks never happened. There is ZERO evidence the Russians are involved. Seth Rich leaked the DNC data.
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I mean you are..since you're working for my WIC and EBT card anyway
Elizapornberry
politics
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2016-12
2016-12-15 03:38:55
typical liberal who thinks hes bettar then everyone else. your the reason trump won, you and your smugness. yeah i bust my ass everyday to pay for people like you living off the goverment. whose far behind now?
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Why doesn't Trump and Ivanka just bang already and make it official?
drkstr17
politics
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2016-12
2016-12-15 04:02:30
Ivanka Trump to get office in WH space reserved for first lady: report
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I don't even know, but it's hilarious!
FuckMeHarderSaban
CFB
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2016-12
2016-12-15 04:55:14
What in good gravy is going on in here lol
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Rabbit ears and aluminum foil.
raidahlovah
AskReddit
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2016-12
2016-12-29 05:32:33
Without revealing your actual age, what something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?