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Man sounds awesome, I really want a night mode, then my eyes won't die everyday.
SuperFlame12
fivenightsatfreddys
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-05 23:31:09
Huh, sounds like we need that back asap. I really liked the theme we had for FNAF's first anniversary last year. Where everything was a different shade of red. It was epic, but only lasted one day. :/
1
Who needs friends when you have r/ff
ward0630
fantasyfootball
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 23:12:18
Maybe you should make and effort to find people that share similar interests.
1
Gronk
ward0630
fantasyfootball
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-09 18:45:27
Hopkins
0
This season is all about late game and having a strong early game solo laner is no where near as valuable as having a late game team fight solo laner on a pro competitive level.
ChrisDoom
Smite
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 00:06:21
It depends, having lane pressure is *amazing*, and whoever decides to play Ravana will most likely use that to their advantage by rotating to mid camps to get further ahead, invade buffs and potential ganks in mid. Some teams might try to win like that. Or, obviously, they can play Amaterasu, lose lane, and just win te...
0
Mom's spaghetti all over her forhead
SanbonJime
AskReddit
12
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 19:58:52
She was looking at her bum, with a finger of good rum
0
Maximum hype!
djxfade
starcitizen
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 07:05:10
Damn you making me wanna play Crysis again
0
Welcome to how female names in America generally work.
iwascompromised
todayilearned
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-31 03:47:15
TIL Rodham isn't her middle name. Her Middle name is Diane. Rodham is her maiden name.
0
BACK ON THE CHART BOYS, WOOOHOOO!
dyland5
hockey
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 23:28:50
NHL B-T Power Rankings - November 7, 2016
0
It was a remake, but it also made homage to the midnight-movie cult status by dispersing scenes of a theater audience throughout.
MJZMan
gentlemanboners
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-21 13:59:06
They remade rocky horror!? That's like remaking anchorman. The original is unimprovable
1
If she was a real fan she's rip her arm off and plant a flower there instead!
AKittyCat
adventuretime
14
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 23:35:14
Have you ever seen Adventure Time?
0
r/dankmemes
KeKaRoNi
CringeAnarchy
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-26 16:50:06
Why don't homeless people just buy a house?
0
I love it when racist jimmies get rustled.
kinsho
ABCDesis
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-07 11:30:33
Ben Jacobs: An attendee at the Trump rally is shouting at media that part of North Carolina is turning into "Little India" & cites "underground tunnel"
0
Miranzo
MichaelWMS
Overwatch
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 15:42:40
You mean Miranda Lawson?
1
Because Wizards have enough trouble handling relatively sane modern fashion, imagine them trying to figure out Mod fashion!
LaceyBarbedWire
HPfanfiction
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 23:40:52
Why are there not a lot of fics taking place in the 1930s and 40s? Heck even the 50s and 60s I don't know if I just haven't been looking hard enough or what. So so much could be done with the time period. Grindalwalds reign how ww2 and the blitz effects the wizarding world how has this not been done yet? Tell about hag...
0
Yeah no
AnonOmis1000
GlobalOffensive
9
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-03 13:54:26
The thing is I got to Global in 32 games after quitting completely for 2 years. Even if I am better than someone in this game it feels unrewarding because 90% of the actions that result in a kill or being killed are just random.
0
I don't hear what you're hearing.
NotEnoughGolds
bindingofisaac
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 21:51:33
Why does this dude talk like Gollum? Is that his schtick? It's really distracting and somehow irritating.
0
You don't talk about Miss Cleo like that, whore!
shinypretty
holdmybeer
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 19:31:42
Psychics are bitches.
0
he's also very open minded!
RiotingMoon
AskReddit
9
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 18:18:04
Out there in this crazy world there is a man with 2 dicks.
0
I did, its puppy love, dont be mean to the faglings
Montrealer_
askgaybros
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 04:13:52
Did you even read it? I summarized it perfectly.
0
Street memes is my new term for graffiti, thank you comrade.
SocialistKerbal
FULLCOMMUNISM
7
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-10 03:17:57
Anyone has nice suggestions for general ~~vandalism~~ glorious street memes, aside form the hammer and sickle?
0
You seem to think I'm weighing in on the conversation, I'm not, I know nothing about Cuba and don't claim to.
danzey12
pics
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 21:38:37
....buddy I can ask my GFs grandfather who was there. It changed one tyrant to another
0
Yea, I agree clearly bias has been committed.
Arcticfox04
devils
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-07 23:19:17
Rico is not happy with Kinky's pad choice
0
Dead people.
seedlesssoul
The_Donald
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-19 01:10:51
Who are hillary's voters? Hipsters obviously, but who else?
0
"He couldn't see through his white male privelage and this is the consequence for it" -Salon/CNN/MSNBC/Facebook
Squints145
The_Donald
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-21 20:43:00
Van Explodes After Ramming Australian Christian Lobby Office in Canberra
0
If only.
Pnyboy42
MLPLounge
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 21:18:55
Portals!
0
jesus celtics are so overhyped everywhere
dank-kush
nba
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-08 06:52:41
And The Favorites To Win the 2017 NBA Title Are......
0
It's a sick ass meme.
turdmogrol
im14andthisisdeep
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-07 00:36:18
What's up with edgy millenials and communism/anarchism?
0
I see the reference
clepic
GlobalOffensive
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 00:26:26
fuck you volvo (love these though <3)
0
lol I like how T_D folks love government institutions when they fit their narrative but otherwise shrug them off.
agentoneal
news
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 18:28:00
Examples of strong evidence, please. And citing the NSA does not count.
0
I hope someone knocks Pearson out for the season, let's see his smirk then.
AllisGreat
EdmontonOilers
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-03 06:25:14
"Todd McLellan says Pakarinen out at least a month and Davidson at this point "day-to-day.""
0
bi
Codename13
that_Poppy
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 00:57:48
gayness
0
It's a reference to a popular copypasta based on those FB forwards--I can't remember exactly how it goes, but that's the gist of it.
squirrels33
gifs
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 01:00:00
You forgot the part about Jesus coming down and punching all the gays the stomach. I honestly hate what you're doing here but its got me laughing my ass off.
0
Pretty sure he was fucking with you.
sumoman485
Shitstatistssay
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 01:22:45
I wonder if he was fucking with me. I can't accept that someone is this stupid.
0
Maybe they watch it together and don't think to delete it.
kittylover1075
AskReddit
66
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 01:25:08
Explains why she hasn't deleted the history? I mean, if your dad (assuming he's good with computers) watched gay porn, wouldn't he have deleted his history? Maybe your mom has done it instead?
0
To be fair, they don't give a fuck about anyone
SophistXIII
Winnipeg
-6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 01:44:24
Fuck you council. This one project would have completely changed traffic patterns on the east and southeast side of the city. Next time you're sitting in traffic on Lag, or when a train slowly creeps down Archibald, remember they don't give a shit about anyone east of Archibald.
1
The ashtray of history?
Crazy-Red-Fox
jeremycorbyn
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 01:44:54
I made an ashtray to resemble Corbyn's head and I'm so incredibly proud of it
0
I love how there is a passive buff that gives you 25% leech and DS damage increase but you mostly will never utilise it because the shield disappear almost instantly.
hamoorftw
wow
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 06:47:28
Blood shield is nothing to.....
0
Determined to save their family, the daughter must join the Yakuza...
Animawari
anime
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 01:50:11
A family breaks up because of a chocolate bar...
0
No you are!
0bel1sk
vegancirclejerk
14
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 02:01:18
Meat lovers of reddit, why are you so stupid?
0
The narwals bacon at midnight
azvigilante
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 02:07:18
What part of Reddit history were you there for?
1
Hearthstone
odvib
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 02:13:27
What is a free pc game that everyone should get?
0
First chance I had to get out of town for the weekend and went down to the ozarks, was great to finally get out and was really happy my twin fit in the back with the seats down, makes it really easy to pack up and take off on a dewy morning :)
darkendvoid
SubaruForester
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 02:24:19
That's awesome! I'm getting a 2017 XT here in a month or so and can't wait to take it up through the blue ridge mountains for some hiking.
0
You didn't seem to mind wasting your time when you talked at me, called my judgment into question, and suggested I was trying to trick you somehow by wanting you to answer my questions, but you're welcome anyways.
T_Rofflesia
politics
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 02:25:12
Not interested in wasting time getting sea-lioned, thanks.
1
It's okay, her life is worth more than yours.
aliceunknown
childfree
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 02:41:28
Nearly run over by minivan mombie. NSFW language The other day I was at my friends house we were bullshiting and decided to go out for food, we walked across the street to his truck before I realized my wallet was in my car I walked *back* across the street got my wallet and was on my way back when a black minivan with...
0
Were you afraid of Mighty Mouse?
paigongsean
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 02:09:05
Mighty Mouse
0
As much as I want to see Shelby go as far as possible, I'd be okay with any F3 in which one of Morgan or Shelby wins (which I think Morgan could def win in that scenario).
mukaezake
BigBrother
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 01:55:24
Morgan, Kryssie and Justin. Book it.
0
Saw the pilot and remember being sad for Drea De Matteo that she went from the Sopranos to Joey so immediately.
alrighthamilton
marvelstudios
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-19 14:36:09
Are you one of the 50 people who watched that?
0
The lead up made me expect an aha moment.
MrVX
RealJilling
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-21 01:30:20
Well done.
0
Plus, the Australians used it in Vietnam.
IG_88B
guns
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-04 21:26:41
The FAL was NOT just relegated to skirmishes. Faulklands , South African Angolan war, Rhodesian insurgency. They were in plenty of wars just wara no one in the US cared about.
0
Unbiased eggs
ascetic_lynx
AskReddit
36
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 12:16:39
Unbiased zygotes
0
Video games are worth anything.
lastpieceofpie
tifu
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-21 06:53:02
You need to get over yourself, pal. Video games aren't worth stupid shit like this.
0
What kind of low effort shi---- #IT'S A PENIS!
yuhanz
Gotham
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-30 11:10:21
You can't unsee it.
0
Please tell me we are not taking Roger Stone seriously
LordDickish
hillaryclinton
12
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 09:20:53
Roger Stone claims that WikiLeaks is prepping something for this Wednesday. Bear in mind that WL officially blew their credibility three weeks ago, if not earlier.
0
$$$$
elminster000
PoliticalDiscussion
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-28 20:42:12
Why am I getting a half dozen alerts from reputable media sources presenting this like a gamechanger?
0
r/the_kanye
Inflatable_waffle
lewronggeneration
15
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-09 20:04:55
r/yeezy_2020 ????
0
Your head would look good on a pole (WAR)
english-23
todayilearned
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 03:59:00
It is in some folks heads (war).
0
Danielle and Jason being salty most of the day.
Jorling
BigBrother
10
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-14 04:28:12
What's Justin pissed about? I just got on. :o
0
Yeah I think Kryssie will get more support, Jason is already on the radar of at least Shelby and Alex, so it's not like we have to put him up for him to have any chance of ever going out.
Jorling
BigBrother
8
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 05:23:56
Now it's between Jason and kryssie I'm going kryssie
0
As a general rule houses are better investments if you are looking for capital appreciation while apartments provide higher rental returns.
dashingtomars
melbourne
13
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 04:19:13
House or apartment Any of you Melbourne redditors got any suggestions on whether buying a new house or apartment is the better investment? I found a house that's a bit far up (near Moreland) and an apartment that's right between Collingwood and Fitzroy Thanks in advance!!
0
Now I'm wondering what the 'weakest' would be
Voxous
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 20:02:13
HTML/CSS... no just kidding. assembly
0
Where do you think the majority of Jagex's money comes from?
DAlbinoOne
runescape
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 15:53:06
Hows that? From what I'm seeing the OSRS community is thriving and people are leaving RS3 in droves.
0
I still have my Palm IIIxe.
CaptMorgan74
pebble
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 01:36:35
Why do the companies I love die such painful deaths? First Palm, now Pebble.
1
Bu Bu But.... Snopes said it was a joke!
Jacobythepotato
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 04:33:39
I've been saving this picture for you guys...
0
Well they should.
ManectricBound
Toontown
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-21 01:17:06
TTR has said before they don't really care about their population numbers dwindling.
1
Why couldn't we get these refs for our game smh
Aarvex
nfl
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 04:56:33
I guess Richard Sherman can do whatever he wants....
0
You go to canes for chicken strips and chick-fil-a for sandwiches
KingWilliams95
Huskers
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-10 14:09:27
Because Omaha is a bustling metropolis that is west enough to get some west coast chain restaurants, while east enough to get east coast chain restaurants. I've thought of this several times. But let's be real here, Chik-Fil-A is good, but Raising Cane's is preferable when there is an option between the two.
0
A month ago, and it was a lemon :)
kittens_and_cupcakes
casualiama
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-18 13:31:52
when is the last time you tried to eat a fruit and what was it
0
I don't know, sounds like he may be too *euphoric* for us lesser beings
Gar-ba-ge
AskReddit
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 19:18:59
Bummer dude. This place isn't... you know... *enlightening*, but if you like cats or porn or talking to strangers then it is ok.
0
instead of killing the B.O.W's he secretly absorbs their muscle mass.
TheBlackPoncho
residentevil
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 07:18:36
He bulked up to battle Wesker and BOWs over the course of (years) could have been natural or just supplements
0
My Nightmare run just got a lot easier
ShadowThatKills
Doom
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 01:17:15
DOOM - How To Kill Every Boss Fast
0
no u
WASR10
guns
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 18:49:03
Lever guns are fucking cancer.
0
You work with Micheal Scott?
Thatlawnguy
videos
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-20 20:28:00
The people I work with are some of the funniest I've ever met. One guy cannot remember names so he associates things for your name. Well I wear a broncos jersey every Friday so I'm now Broncos Guy. My friend is Evel Knievel. Receptionist is pom pom girl. Anyway long story short love my job and I'll be showing this vide...
0
Any idea why it's blocked?
13garoni
galaxynote4
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-19 04:25:56
All Google services are blocked by the great firewall of China unfortunately. My VPN is okay but obviously using the S-Pen directly is faster for me.
0
It's gonna blow people's minds if it turns out to not even be SA's blood.
hos_gotta_eat_too
SuperMaM
12
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 02:46:08
New Zellner tweet: Experts experiments confirm SA's trial attorneys correct about blood being planted but incorrect about how it was done. #MakingAMurderer Here we go boyz!!! Be tied on!!!
0
kill yourself
ChrisTheMiss
Unexpected
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-09 10:03:54
I am a Golden State fan. Everyone(on r/nba) tells me to kill myself everyday. Same boat?
1
LPT: Selfies are constitutionally protected, sell your vote for a case of beer!
crielan
LifeProTips
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 06:47:47
It's LPT all the way down.
0
Face palm
OfficialDodo
GlobalOffensive
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-19 16:01:53
unbind alt in your csgo config
1
but they just didnt have the funding to keep them open later
moparornocar
conspiracy
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 07:20:17
The ridiculously long early voting queues are the product of Republican legislatures closing polling stations in minority areas to prevent them from voting.
0
2- once on Au soil can we "return" people that think rape is ok?
bogansheros
australia
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 07:27:18
A considerable amount of MRAs, Red Pillers, and redditors in general seem to think rape is okay. But does that mean all white men are rapists? Of course not.
0
Where is this mythical woman who will drop an argument?
realpra
MGTOW
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 12:42:32
"He's not normally my type," = I'm going to fuck him. "I want someone smart, and ffff-uNNN-eeeee." "creepy" "let's just drop it/let's agree to disagree" - whenever they don't win the argument within about 30 seconds. Any man who shows a spine vs. a woman in an argument is going to see her opt out in the blink of an eye...
0
Personally I am not a fan of the frequent design change on helmets, it starts to become kind of gimmicky
ReanimatedCyborg
formula1
-7
-7
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 20:02:02
Gallery of Sebastian Vettel's helmets (from the latest issue of F1 Racing magazine)
0
Nah some street lights in my area all turn on at the same time, so there must be a set time/one main sensor.
Patiiii
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-13 23:35:43
Pretty sure all the streetlights round my way just have a sensor on top so they know when it gets dark.
0
Humpty dumpty.
AyyRajang
gaming
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 08:00:26
I got bored and decided Gengar didn't need spikes.
1
Mera Desh!
bootpalish
india
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 08:04:41
afaik you need the so called *Inner Line Permit* to stay and enter Mizoram if you are a non-Mizo. It is like a visa, and someone has to sponsor your visit. Not needed for OGIS people. It is ofcourse safe (I don't know what you meant). And the traffic there is the best I haveseen in India. No honking, no lane cutting, s...
0
it's like the difference between coke and crack.
Subalpine
h3h3productions
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-11 07:10:52
so reddit?
1
Better bring in poor unskilled minorities from overseas instead.
spyd3rweb
canada
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 09:06:43
Skilled immigrants that you don't need to train or assimilate into the workplace. Doesn't get any better than that.
1
Unless this confrontation is with the Kuznetsov battlegroup over Idlib and Aleppo, I literally have no idea why.
DDE93
SargonofAkkad
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 09:19:19
NATO puts troops on 'high alert' in readiness for a confrontation with Russia
0
How will you know that to give this command to a drone requires that you have an active target?
Unknownloner
Eve
8
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 03:25:18
it appears on screen in bold letters right above your cap.
1
But muh circlejerk
fassypanos
Overwatch
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 10:00:27
Other way around. A Zarya can act fast enough to stop Sombra's hacking mid way and then leave her defenseless(Except for her tele device placed somewhere).
0
Wow...
michaeltheobnoxious
ukpolitics
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 13:24:09
And the Glorious Revolution shall be undone, and France and Britain shall be reunited once more under King Farage and Queen Le Pen. Parliament will kneel before their majesty, and those traitors to the crown in America will finally be crushed.
1
TIL People date one another to leech money off the other party...
saagaloo
childfree
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 10:20:18
Finally got harassed for being CF by some jerk on OKC.
0
No, the government guarantees deposits.
MerryWalrus
personalfinance
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 12:27:09
Just read that the US is seeking a deal to fine Barclays et al billions of dollars before the November US election... I just opened a Barclay's savings account. Should I worry? Story is out today that the US is seeking a deal to fine Barclays, Credit Suisse and Deutsche Bank billions of dollars before the November elec...
0
Have you found any note 7 at the site
_kushagra
The_Donald
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-19 15:46:37
New York bombing: Suspect identified as 28-year-old Ahmad Khan Rahami
0
Finally legal
_kushagra
Android
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 12:53:44
Google turns 18 today!!!
1
At least he's paying them
Kwibuka
AskReddit
13
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 10:58:13
Friend of mine was allways the "porn =exploting women"type ... Left his email logged in and it was hard not to notice all the camgirl recipts on the page while i closed it
0
Very young playerbase, internet whining culture.
DragonCouture
deadbydaylight
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 03:35:03
I love the game too and I want the best for it, but I can't stand how cancerous the complaints are. You can give feedback and criticism in a civilized way you know, all I'm seeing is people throwing tantrums like their moms didnt buy them the toy they wanted at Wal-mart, not "caring and wanting the best". Your analogy ...
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Live Wire - Motley Crue.
give_em_the_clamps
AskReddit
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2016-11
2016-11-08 11:27:17
What is the best song that features a cow bell?
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I've never been stone either but I feel like that would ramp up my sugar addiction quite a bit.
ria1328
JUSTNOMIL
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2016-10
2016-10-06 15:18:59
I've never actually been stoned so IDK of my sweet tooth would kick in for that =/
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Then it would need a different typing, so not live in a volcano.
Errelal
pokemon
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2016-10
2016-10-17 22:19:49
I would like to see a new design for it. Idk.
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Twitter still down for me, will see later
Errelal
TeenWolf
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2016-10
2016-10-21 19:15:42
TGIF