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100%!
nRGon12
ClashRoyale
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 02:23:58
Best of 1 rounds were pretty disappointing.
1
They're literally doing these children a favour!
WoollyMittens
pics
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 02:32:10
Your sadly right. I hate when people dont understand that as awful as these conditions are to us, they are literally the only thing keeping the children from dying.
0
Machete order for the first run through lol
banezing
AdviceAnimals
31
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 03:01:12
You let your child watch the prequels? Some parenting.
0
I picture everyone waking up all hazy-eyed after the party and OP, wild-eyed, covered in spit and sweat, is savagely trying to put this knife where the middle pedal should go on the keyboard.
PerfectiveVerbTense
funny
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 23:35:41
I volunteered to clean up after birthday party for 1 reason only
1
Lillard is already playing!
Robotsaur
warriors
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 03:52:48
hoping for a blowout so we can see Damian tonight!
1
Their history had persecution but now that it's outlawed, they receive no persecution whatsoever
appropriate-username
bestoflegaladvice
20
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 04:02:13
How the hell can someone claim that the Jewish didn't struggle? The whole of their history is full of persecution, with the Holocaust and all.
1
G4 confirmed to be cancelled
HonestRage
smashbros
12
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 04:08:07
2GGT: Genesis Saga announced! January 14th PogChamp
1
And his wife?
captaincheeseburger1
AskReddit
9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 04:41:37
It sucks when pun threads take away the potential of the original article being interesting. Sure there are tangents toward the bottom but usually just references to references to " to shreds you say"
0
No tourney for that
TheWagOfTheSwag
ClashRoyale
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 04:43:28
Free Tourney cuz why not
0
I don't really have any social media anymore except for an Instagram account that I don't post anything, and I only follow celebrities.
MisterDu
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 06:32:07
Who's THAT person you Stalk on Social Media?
0
Graduated college, applied to many jobs, took the first offer
MisterDu
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 00:54:29
How did you end up at your job?
1
b...but he's a pleb religus nuuut!
2rapey4you
atheism
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 05:02:57
He isn't. That's only the clickbaity title. The pope has a background in chemistry, he is not a complete dumbass you know.
1
Cats run off heat, that's why they don't like water
Romero1993
gifs
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 06:36:57
Cat gaining power to enslave mankind
1
#SELF-HATING HOMOPHOBE!
negative-effect
The_Donald
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 06:37:18
Literally just a gay guy who voted for Trump
0
And in every drop of cum theres the sequel!
Rajmang
Showerthoughts
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 06:46:37
In every drop of seawater, there is a mini game of agario happening.
0
"i'm not the warmonger what are you talking about i only took control and killed half the people in *one* city"
Desucrate
civ
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 09:02:52
Fix the Warmongering system. It's so broken, that whenever somebody declares a war on me, I take 1 of their cities, and then I'm the warmongeer. WTF! Make it so, whenever an enemy unit is near my city or one of my sleeping/fortifying units, there's a notification. Sometimes it glitches when I exit the game.
0
META
U237
pics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 23:54:31
No heterochromia or dog, but I actually am a boobie.
1
Yes, because we all know the Law is perfect and the ultimate instance of morality and character.
skunkrider
todayilearned
26
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 09:51:21
He was knowingly doing something illegal. That is pretty indicative of someone who has no regard for law.
1
You probably had the old one, now they've added paint thinner to make it less thick.
Red_Ed
unitedkingdom
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 10:24:33
Most Lidl products I think are excellent quality but this gravy was disgusting we threw it out after one use, tasted like thick drain sludge now I know why.
0
No, is not rooted by default, probably unlocking bootloader is needed for that
manielos
Xiaomi
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 06:38:13
but the global version of the redmi 3 pro is not a rooted version right? im asking because im not sure. i get confused with these things.
1
gr8 counter argument
iSinner_
Overwatch
9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 10:31:38
Well that is all pointless and stupid, because people simply buy 'alt accounts' to play with their own ranked friends, still fucking up the matchmaking system by doing so.
0
This is the kind of thing people mean when they talk about how ASCII looks cleaner and it's easier to identify what you're looking at.
Vaeh
roguelikes
13
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 10:44:38
Fear.
1
She is the baddest woman to ever live so he should give a fuck.
dawgsjw
MMA
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 12:04:28
I mean why would he give a fuck?
1
Yes, we should remove even this niche and inconsequential use these things have and make them truly completely pointless.
SordidDreams
gtaonline
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 13:01:24
R*... you should probably outlaw special vehicles in events.
1
from fake news obviously
adzig8
Impeach_Trump
-3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 14:42:59
Of Kissinger? Kissinger has met with Donald Trump and offered to help with his cabinet and is very pro Russia. Where do you get your news?
1
because it would widen the "ch'ti" area by at least a 2 factor and the french probably couldn't handle it
ALeX850
europe
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-16 11:13:21
Why? My (prejudiced) thinking about French "imperialism" would just assume that France would jump at the chance.
1
He can't even THROOW a molly.
emmakelly25
GlobalOffensive
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 15:15:08
DaZeD's sick molly
1
Silly OP, don't you know that it's only sexism if it's women who are on the receiving end?
duelingteacher
AskReddit
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 15:19:55
What are some common forms of sexism that men face?
0
I think it's more like child and his grandmother die because grandmother didn't keep a hand on child who was clearly too young to be walking that close to the road... That and the driver appeared to be driving too fast for a road that size.
threedux
WTF
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 15:34:14
A child and his grandmother die because of a chicken.
1
He dropped this:
sleepyslim
technology
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 15:47:26
That comment mad absolutely no sense.
1
Him?
Zero-Power
bodybuilding
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 16:11:52
Dudes a pornstar. What do you think?
1
Gotta get those sweet, sweet, drugs for your poor kindergartner who prefers playing than sitting still!
THEDUDE33
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 16:19:09
I've recently discovered that my son might have ADHD. He is having trouble focus in school, can't stop fidgeting, and isn't learning the lessons a lot of times. He's not diagnosed yet, so I haven't said anything to anyone, but it's disappointing and frustrating because now I have to work with him even more at home to g...
0
They mentioned subtly at the bottom of the article that you will be able to buy the D.Va announcer without a virtual ticket later, but the D.Va portrait is BlizzCon exclusive.
KYZ123
Overwatch
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 22:06:15
I was about to come here and say fuck off with that because I can't afford to go to BlizzCon, but it's fine it's just Starcraft. If there's a D.Va anything for OW that gets locked behind some kind of hyper-exclusive/expensive event like BlizzCon I'm going to throw a figurative fit.
0
cool, thanks for some confirmation
SuperFamousGuy
fantasyfootball
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-15 23:23:04
I would keep DT on the bench.
0
Been thinking this would be perfect for him
WapeyHapey
Gunners
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 16:56:16
Cazorla would absolutely decimate this city squad today.
1
When a liar lies about a liar, do we multiply it, or does it go exponentially so we can score the magnitude of the lie?
MAGA4allUSA
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 17:06:38
Brazile Disputes Obama's Claim That Russian Hacking Stopped After He Spoke To Putin ... SO OBAMA LIED?
1
Those guys are all terrible shooters, gimme Br3wer all day.
Briand2714
rockets
24
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 17:33:15
Down 3 with 2 seconds left. Ball comes out on the side ... who'd yall want taking the shot?
1
Thats just so we can come with a solution in silence.
FloppySVK
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 17:41:06
If I'm on a ship and it sinks I have to drown or get eaten by a shark whilst the women get to go on the lifeboat.
1
Not even a promising rugby career?
FifteenPeterTwenty
newzealand
38
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 18:01:25
Zero tolerance for assaults on ambo staff. Lock the fuckers up, no mitigating factors taken into account.
1
He can sit on him if he wants
UltimateTeam
detroitlions
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 18:24:45
Ok that call was right.
1
Na that woulda been OPI because he ran into DRC and forced him.
The_Kalmado
detroitlions
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 18:33:18
All over Jones there
1
It's not a replacement, they're just going to be selling it instead.
SomeGuyNamedPaul
wiiu
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 18:42:01
The switch is a blatant Wii U replacement. Every successor to a system is its replacement. After BOTW comes out on Wii U (If it still does) I think the only other game that might release would be a Just dance or something seeing as how Just Dance 2017 released on the Wii.
0
Can you please put up a link?
ceanji
AndroidGaming
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 12:08:29
You can try The Pirate Caribbean Hunt. It's one of the few good games that's free but not pay-to-win.
1
if they are shadoebanned, we wouldn't be able to see their comments, dumbass
moo_L
shittyaskreddit
-2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 19:25:02
Shadow banned people of Reddit, what's it like being shadow banned?
1
I mean it's in its 10th season, how could you deny it?
LeGensu
news
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 19:27:42
Pope Francis declares evolution and Big Bang theory are real and God is not 'a magician with a magic wand'
0
HTC HD2
CanadianLand
Android
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 19:28:31
What was the worst smartphone name you have ever seen? My favourites are the Motorola Citrus and LG Chocolate Touch. I don't want to eat my phone damn it!
1
But we are getting the peaceful Muslims.
Texaschick1968
The_Donald
17
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 18:46:44
This shit is too accurate.
0
Non, stop that It's not Markiplier.
Kaiser0120
TeamFourStar
14
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 20:11:00
Kaiser could be trying to trick us, so we don't expect it when Markiplier plays Broly.
1
Didn't think I needed the
RainBristle
fantasyfootball
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 20:33:19
"vultured" that 42 yard run. Ok
1
TIL the annual sunshine hours are the same in Trent and Naples, hence olive trees are racist!
SuckMyFist
MapPorn
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 20:55:15
Annual Sunshine Hours Europe
1
We get paid too much
meeturself
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 21:03:24
What are some common forms of sexism that men face?
1
"It was a *prank*, bro!"
Current_Poster
AskAnAmerican
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 21:15:30
I was teasing
0
thanks man appreciate it <3
Guard226Duck
nfl
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 21:27:44
Me
0
Yeah the fact they waited like a quarter before deciding to make the change to the longer spikes was just beyond me.
lkarns6
Seahawks
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 21:53:30
Panthers playoffs game last year comes to mind too.
0
I feel this on a spiritual level (except it involves chocolate for me)
brrruuuhhh
fatlogic
16
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 22:07:22
Now that I've eaten the last of the fudge, I can get back to losing.
1
He transferred?
ImRBJ
soccer
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 22:24:15
Stefan Savic dribble from halfway line and goal for Slaven Belupo vs Cibalia (4-0)
1
Well you can survive a trump presidency, you privileged piece of crap, but if HRC doesn't run this country, millions won't.
JonWood007
WayOfTheBern
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 22:39:18
I got lectured on how "representation is important," for being a woman and supporting Sanders. Which, yeah, I agree it is important, but other things are a lot more important. Like having access to healthcare and making a living wage.
1
It'll be her turn for real next time!
JonWood007
WayOfTheBern
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 05:05:19
We may not want her but damnit, they're gonna give her to us anyway
0
Even a FRACTION of a point would be the most points scored in any baseball game, EVER!
cchhaayy
nevertellmetheodds
-3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 22:44:38
Does he get extra points for this?
1
Hear what?
RTGoodman
nfl
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 23:02:21
did anyone else hear that?
0
Just use a different wall plug.
Jonny727272
Android
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 23:05:25
Um how do you turn off quick charge on a honor 8 ?
1
It's true, the 200 million in shares he holds will never cross his mind.
lamabaronvonawesome
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 23:06:13
Being a Board Member of most companies means basically nothing. I agree that he should resign from the Directorship though, at least to put people who know nothing about business minds at ease.
0
Lol the name means "motherfucker" in korean Shibasaki vs shibal saki
jamesdakrn
soccer
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 23:11:31
Shibasaki goal vs Real Madrid (1-1)
0
Same here
1v1rust_
TapTitans2
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 00:20:07
Game won't open after an update. Yesterday it was working fine, I was on it for a while last night before bed, woke up today and updated it, and now everytime I open it up it just crashes back to my home screen, anybody else having this issue? I've tried uninstalling and reinstalling it but no joy
0
Thank you for politely trying to convert me!
crazyirishluck
OldSchoolCool
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-24 23:15:14
This is literally the case with every city in the world. NYC is a great place and you should go if you ever have the chance.
0
grab 'em by the p*ssy pie
smiffus
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-21 01:47:14
sore loser soup for those who can't get over it and keep crying and crying
1
Call me old, but I still feel like that's just a crazy fad that these kids are doing now a days.
GreatOculus
roblox
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 01:17:33
Yeah, but it'd be more efficient to just use MeshParts and make the car in blender.
0
Assuming there are no positions when I went to enlist, would I then be placed on a waiting list?
AsopAE
Militaryfaq
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 13:23:46
And keep in mind Infantry is one of the fastest filling fields and there may not be any available when you go to enlist. So be open minded to things like Arty and Tanks.
0
can it be The Legendary Super Kanye 2!
A_Shiny_Noctowl
The_Donald
24
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 01:57:19
He came back with Gold Hair, That wasn't a psych ward, it was the Hyperbolic Time Chamber Hyper-ballin Rhyme Chamber
1
Too much testosterone bro
DownvoteDaemon
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 01:58:05
Men, why don't you cuddle with your guy friends?
1
Whatever bean boy.
DownvoteDaemon
BlackPeopleTwitter
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 14:21:00
haha no i am in fact not
0
He's got a taxpayer subsidized Hotel blocks from the White House he could go to.
flushthetoilet
politics
14
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 01:59:37
NYPD official: Trump security costs 'not fair' to New York City
1
Democrats and Republicans switched sides
SMTTT84
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 02:08:29
This. Democrats don't apologize. They just look for someone else to take the blame for their fuck ups.
1
It's canon to me!
TheGreenSpeedster
dbz
23
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 02:36:00
Hardly canon tho.
0
Not sure what the gauge is, it was just some solid core jumper wire I had.
underachievingazn
MechanicalKeyboards
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 02:41:30
Just a question, what gauge wire did you use for all the switch connections?
1
Anyone who wasn't here before they implemented local area codes must be a California transplant!
pdxscout
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 02:42:33
What does your comment mean scout
0
or how TAM like to call him, "The Decisionator"
CounterClockworkOrng
MMA
66
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 03:00:09
Dominick "The Dominator" Cruz. 50-45 scorecards forever.
0
Not quite...
Tenaciousvermin
Smite
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 03:13:51
hmm looking at hel, is she good?
0
musketeer
Meepnax
ClashRoyale
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 00:53:04
Shoots, like, really quickly
0
This deserved more karma
leblancc
gifs
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 03:50:59
It's a T-rex deer.
1
Romo would've got 110% completion rate
Intoxicated_Platypus
nfl
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 04:34:36
Dak's 88.8% completion rate is the 2nd highest of all time - Min 30 passes
1
You forgot the
SilentSaboteur
india
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 04:41:15
ITT: 1. Some really interesting combinations 2. Some people who don't understand the word 'unique' And I'd like to add one more.... Gulab jamun with vanilla ice cream
0
Civ 4 got a huuge upgrade!
oops_im_dead
civ
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 04:46:16
Thought I'd share my SweetFX settings for Civ IV
0
This attitude is why the Dems failed at convincing enough people to vote for their candidate.
midwesternliberal
gaybros
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 05:14:16
Your dad voted for a man who wants to strip you of your civil rights. Tell your dad to go fuck himself.
1
Yeah she's a winner, she wasn't being self entitled though, just helping me make good choices for my wedding... It was always me misreading her and making her out to be a horrible person when all she was doing was helping.
beccaannw82
JUSTNOMIL
21
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 06:22:27
That's... Wow. That's a level of self entitlement my own MILs would strive for. Thank the gods that you dodged that bullet.
1
you're right, we just keep missing
Goldisbitter
worldnews
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 06:42:25
We are trying to bomb the terrorists.
0
It doesn't matter what I load, I die because I'm in the desert
GreenRag
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 21:05:00
Ten minutes from now you will be thrown back in time 100 years, to the place you are right now. You have a solar battery charger. What are you going to load onto your smartphone?
1
Cause no one on reddit whores for internet points
ryno731
CringeAnarchy
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 07:08:32
Brain after Reddit
1
Don't worry people in Syria aren't really human so their problems aren't really important.
Zeintry
Jokes
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 07:15:46
This is the point (and downvote me as much as you want, I don't give a fuck) where this wonderful community fucks things up. Taking Syria's issues as a joke (and this kind of sick joke) is so wrong it makes me wanna fucking cry.
0
So take them off your post?
STRAlN
RocketLeagueExchange
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 07:16:16
The Lightning wheels are gone?
0
Just look when you get a minute, I don't have a white crown though unfortunately.
STRAlN
RocketLeagueExchange
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-31 02:21:16
Forest Green invaders.. I think? I'm in the middle of a game. Do you have a white crown? Cause I can look.
1
Good thing our mayor and county commissioners are doing everything in their power to prioritize mitigating the effects of climate change and sea level rise
Tha305kinG
Miami
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 07:18:01
Beautiful photo of a beautiful city. One good storm surge, though....
0
I hear Bama's doing okay now...fuck it I'm not even gonna finish the joke.
CharmsCandy
CFB
-6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 07:38:00
Underrated schools in CFB? What does r/CFB think are some underrated schools in regard to their football program? Of course we all know USC, Alabama, Texas, Miami, Michigan, OSU, etc. but are some of the less famous schools that produce top tier football players? For me: I think Ole Miss. Ole Miss has given us Eli Mann...
1
No man ban babies
saffronterrorist
india
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 08:05:42
Ban alcohol.
0
Destroy your ego and rebuild it.
analyticaltoafault
INTP
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 08:39:46
Being told what to do Often times doing what people tell makes me feel like i'm giving them some sort of power over what I am doing. for example this morning i thought to myself "i should probably do the dishes" then 5 mins later my roommate texted me that i should do just that now i don't want to because i feel like d...
1
Lol yeah who wouldn't wear a shirt
PanicAtTheCSGO
GlobalOffensive
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 08:51:19
They are smart besides peanut brain tarik Kappa
1
Those disabled children are just jobless freeloaders trying to leech off of the system.
Grizzly_Berry
news
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 09:53:51
Texas Begins $350M in Medicaid Cuts; Disabled Children Affected
1
The bug team is not the dlc team
ceaRshaf
deadbydaylight
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 10:59:20
No! Fix stuff? And especially for trapper??? Are you mad? They should work on DLC's instead
0
Figures :/ i like the idea of ancile but it feels like its missing something.
Fidel1920
Smite
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 11:25:24
It doesn't turn off Rama 2 or Thoth 1 either.
0
Spero di uscirne da informatico, menomale amo le materie che ci sono (tranne Logica, non m'interessa piu di tanto)
FedeBuccs
italy
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 11:56:27
Giusto per distinguere dal resto di r/italy haha