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What the fuck does that have to do with libertarianism?
RedBloodedMeatEater
Libertarian
-3
-3
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 12:15:23
Libertarianism is a political philosophy. This situation is a political issue about a current presidential candidate.
1
EVIL OPPRESSORS BEING OPPRESSIVE AGAIN
ImJustAHunter
worldnews
22
22
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 12:24:19
those bastards
1
But I thought that Hamas are just moderate freedom fighters
ImJustAHunter
worldnews
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 06:16:28
That moment when the average Hamas MP is too extreme for even the Saudis.
1
The evil blood drinking jews used their jewish powers to influence Abbas.
ImJustAHunter
worldnews
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 07:12:12
i wonder how hamas will spin this
0
xD
Psyko007
movies
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 17:10:39
For some reason trying to say Beightstes makes me lose my shit.
1
Omg 2 dempsey's :O
jdmn17
CODZombies
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 13:02:58
Dempsey is the bald guy from the First Strike Poster!
1
Slut.
XXVIIMAN
movies
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 13:34:41
I'm that way with both.
0
Nah, he's cool, but I think he's more INFJish
BorschtParty
entp
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-03 16:26:54
Would uncle Iroh from ATLA be an ENTP? Those of you who have watched uncle Iroh from Avatar the Last Airbender, do you think he is an ENTP? He shows some characteristics, he's outgoing, questions Zukos logic and morals, and is spontaneous with his passion for tea and willingness to take risks. Although he also favors l...
1
Because telling a teenager "no" will make them listen to their parents
thrwy_for_advice
TwoXChromosomes
10
10
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 14:37:01
Come to Oklahoma where we have some of the most prolific abstinence only programs at the high schools with the highest levels of teen pregnancy in the country. A study was conducted in 2011 or 2012 (don't remember which) that showed that the schools with abstinence only education were far more likely to have a high tee...
1
Ian Gower probably knows a bit about the rsc code...I'm sure osrs wouldn't mind losing the engine team for a while, they don't need it!
Mist_Rising
runescape
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 14:43:44
It's unsupported. You'll need to get a jmod with knowledge of RSC code (which is almost no one), and get them to try and fix it on their own time. Ya it's possible, but don't hold your breath for a quick fix, or even a fairly slow fix.
0
IMOSCAR.COM
Refrigeratorkebob
The_Donald
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-13 18:03:07
Higher Quality - ABC News Reports on "Hillary Clinton's Death" + Interview with ABC News about it
1
You are never safe from the master race
Blockopotato
pcmasterrace
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 15:20:39
Whole building water cooling? Is it overkill?
1
Because $50 is ***much*** more expensive than a house, or a car.
RoryAtWork
gifs
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 15:22:45
And that's the reason lots of people don't have them.
0
All you need to do is look at the GWB/Obama before and after photos to know that the presidency will literally kill Hillary.
c10k
politics
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 18:06:36
I'm sorry but she isn't healthy enough to serve. The job of President takes a toll on you. She looks awful. I hate her as a politician, but I don't wish people to be ill or hurt or any of that. She needs to retire and live to be a grandma.
0
You realize that almost everything involves standing in place, moving out a bit, and moving your hands around, right?
c10k
gaming
-11
-11
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 15:20:01
Well this is the stupidest comment I've read all week. Congrats
1
here you dropped this
Alt-S4
DotA2
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 15:27:26
True. League is so much better. I love it when my teammates passive-aggressively troll the whole game and I can't say the word "stupid" without being permanently banned. So much better of a system.
0
Are you a 1099 or w-2?
aiasthetall
shittylegaladvice
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 03:57:25
If I'm injured while robbing a bank, can I apply for worker's comp?
0
If I want 90 seconds I usually hit 88 because it's easier to press the same number twice.
landasher
Showerthoughts
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 16:10:30
I tend to punch in 90 secs a lot of the time. I actually think the numbers 4 and 7 on the microwave are used way less than 9.
0
You too.
DELETEDREDDIT
conspiracy
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-22 16:16:43
I'm trying to find out how what I said is taken so far from what I actually believe. I am a hick from Missouri who likes his guns man. Have a good day amigo...
1
Lesbians are not "secky" ladies, obviously, what with their butch haircuts and lack of makeup.
JosselynCool
MtF
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 16:31:38
Not lesbians?
0
Tennessee in particular, would've fit the narrative almost *too* well.
jayhawx19
CFB
85
85
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 13:04:42
It's more that a lot of people have upset blue balls today. Upset a top 10 SEC team at home the first game of the season? Holy fuck the blue balls man. I woke up to the craziness since I was asleep by 9:30.
0
I'm asking for the current, or even previous narrative which would defend steven against his conviction.
Evrid
TickTockManitowoc
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 16:59:28
Not sure what you're asking. Do you mean an original defense of SA as if the trial hadn't begun? If so, then I think most people believe his team did what they could with their time and resources. IMO, the biggest miss was not looking at phone tower data and it seems like they might not have understood how that works. ...
0
Wasn't it called conversion or something?
JoeyPlaysGames
Portal
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 17:11:23
completely forgotten and lost So I think it was either 2014 or 2015 but there was a game on steam that was promising to be a game that explained what happenned between portal 1 and 2. All I remember about it was that it was a one word title, had very hd graphics and was being made by some russians. I remember the russi...
1
Yeah she's fucking ugly, isn't she?
SevenWeeksOnReddit
movies
19
19
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 17:40:18
I love Emma Watson.. But Beauty and the Beast.. really fucking really?
0
Her eyebrows are fucking enormous.
Diablosbane
Tinder
15
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 21:40:21
If you keep knocking on the devil's door sooner or later she'll let you in
1
Nvm this, let's all boo him to death every time we see him.
trtorisgoat
MMA
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 18:00:03
DC Asked who is the best fighter to step in octagon
1
How did you come up with that name?
hippo_lives_matter
aww
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 18:12:49
Officially a first-time puppy owner. Reddit, meet Panda!
0
My blood is boiling.
jeremiah_surd
The_Donald
7
7
0
2016-09
2016-09-07 16:24:30
It's not about justice. It's about intimidation.
1
Last I heard, he's actually suiting up for tonight's final preseason game.
Eh_D_Vez
cowboys
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 18:27:00
How many different timetables have there been? At this point the only thing that would surprise me is if he played next Sunday
0
Working on mobile versions for other classes currently :) I'll try!
nathanielsalias
wow
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 16:07:14
Holy shit, this is awesome! Can you do a hunter one? It'd be cool with a nature ish theme like this too, but less mystic and magical, more greenery....does that even make sense? If it does, omg it'd be awesome!
0
cuz pistol rounds are bad for your health.
keeb119
nfl
9
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 04:18:30
He should have checked himself before he Plaxico'd himself
1
Maybe that's why they're so silent about it.
assassintokito
halo
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 19:13:12
MCC would need a very large update indeed to get players back on that thing
0
I take it you're implying they are the same thing, because in the USA they're the same thing.
Duke_Shambles
news
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-16 05:00:33
so, neo feudalism or merchant lords?
0
The ending wasn't about religion being evil ffs...
captkrisma
TumblrInAction
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 20:07:47
Triggered by Sausage Party. Part 2 in comments.
1
Hurritage not hate.
robious
ProtectAndServe
13
13
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 20:10:56
Philadelphia Police Officer Investigated for Nazi Tattoo
0
That's some deep stuff you got there.
CappedFreedom
Philippines
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-08 22:56:13
Don't tell me about the Press. I know *exactly* who reads the papers. The Philippine Star is read by the people who think they run the country. The Philippine Daily Inquirer is read by people who think they *ought* to run the country. The Manila Bulletin is read by the people who actually *do* run the country. The Esqu...
1
Fuck off were full
twentydollarbills
Edmonton
11
11
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 20:13:08
Burta
0
This guy's voice gets me triggered.
raven0usvampire
Overwatch
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-21 21:23:22
COMPETITIVE MODE GETS ME TRIGGERED
1
yep just like pc gaming
pixel_nut
airsoft
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 20:20:00
Is Airsoft Dying? So this is a topic that isn't really covered to much but I feel it needs to really be addressed. I've seen a bit of people on YouTube and other social media platforms talking about it so here is my take of it. Atleast for me at my local field it seems like there is less and less players coming. That i...
0
The vast majority of Muslim women in Britain don't wear burkas in the first place, so why would it restrict their freedom?
uhlympics
worldnews
-3
-3
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 20:28:14
Banning the burqa won't give Muslim women more freedom. It will probably do the opposite, and keep them further confined to their homes. The best way to combat religion is through education. These shortsighted, hacky bans achieve nothing and only amplify the problem.
0
Still a better launch than Master Chief Collection
Hohshua
gifs
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 20:30:48
Intense shot of the AMOS static launch failure.
1
so shady...
willyb0t
btc
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 20:36:11
yeah airbitz is pretty shady.
0
Dana has the best Twitter account.
AxsDeny
penguins
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 20:41:24
New Pittsburgh Gold stuff being put up - via Dana Heinze
1
Hopefully
PEA5ANT
canada
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 20:43:36
Thats a crime in canada now...fuck truadu and the dirty lib libs
1
But it was doing something I enjoy, therefore it doesn't count as me working...
jskoker
Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 20:52:18
I agree, that doesn't seem legal. If you were helping them with work-related stuff, I don't think he can force you to work without getting paid..
1
Hey now wait a minute that only applies to stuff I agree with!
Ardarail
BlackPeopleTwitter
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 21:04:57
He has the right to wear them and everyone else has the right to agree or disagree with his stance. That's the beauty of this country - don't forget it.
1
You forgot this
domo-loves-yoshi
pics
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 21:20:10
TIL someone can look different with makeup applied. This is amazing. Has anybody told the makeup companies this? Seems like there could be a lot of money to be made with this idea. Truly shocking.
0
I was wondering what was going on with my banger, thanks this explains it.
peety2269
trees
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 21:23:53
No. And after a while, it'll stop looking brand new. The oxidized organic matter builds up over time. At best you'll torch the black out and it'll be sorta sandblasted/gray looking.
0
shhh
Interversity
PurplePillDebate
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 21:14:03
Wait, wasn't it rather everything than just release?
0
I think he was saying that LeBron is in the GOAT conversation, like Kobe was.
onlyanactor
nba
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-23 14:36:37
Lebron's game isn't that similar to MJ either.
1
So its the agent putting the hits on other qbs?
LukeNeverShaves
nfl
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 22:08:07
He's got a good agent
1
Damn you mean well lose 100 of the 450 channels that I flip past all the time?
LukeNeverShaves
television
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 20:38:50
Even NFL games are down over 10% this year. Its not just the CW this is a industry wide problem. And when the dam bursts it will burst hard. There will be a few month span where 100(?) cable channels collapse
0
Because this place is 98% liberal, nobody upvotes fiscal conservatism.
leetchaos
politics
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 22:19:29
I've noticed the only time Gary Johnson gets positive upvotes on this sub is when he rips on Trump. Otherwise nobody gives two fucks about him.
1
But but but but.... Pedophiles will ride trains so they can look in my backyard!
eshaman
melbourne
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 22:29:48
Maybe we could build them a sky rail, that would avoid cutting down the trees.
1
Easier to post on reddit
eshaman
melbourne
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-09 21:48:31
What happened to the old times when people would just knock on their neighbours door and talk to them to sort out problems?
0
Only after the dissolution of the HRE (and even then post-Metternich), which is barely in the game.
AuroricFlame
eu4
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-18 18:02:48
They were pretty good diplomats too, historically. Realpolitik can be a messy, but it was a sound politics. *(exiling the Austrians by unifying Germany without them)*
1
But don't worry, Todd Gurley definitely wouldn't have been a better pick.
hamburgrler
NYGiants
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 23:49:34
Flowers is just.... well.. Something needs to click with him. He's just not that great, especially for a first round pick.
0
I've been doing that ever since I had to be lead tech on a piece of shit system.
thecabeman
Showerthoughts
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 03:28:42
Great now everytime i do that ill be saying Shhhhh shhhhh it will be over soon
1
New OP infinite combo?
SendBoobsToMyInbox
magicTCG
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 23:56:30
Tamiyo, the Moon Sage PLUS Tamiyo, Field Researcher at the same time! It is glorious! =D (you may cast cards without paying, and whenever a card goes to your graveyard return it to your hand)
0
Stop Donald I can only get so erect!
CanIGetAc
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 02:01:11
BTFO! "Because You'd be in Jail!"
0
:)
General-Graardor
RotMG
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 00:44:56
LUCKYYYYYYYYY
1
And Hillary is proof that an angel is watching over us
FuckYourNarrative
politics
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 01:04:51
Trumps candidacy serves as reasonable proof of Satan
0
I don't know how they'll fit all of Meesh's campaigning into this episode.
crispyparrot
BigBrother
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 01:06:38
Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 01 2016 Thursday night usually means eviction which means we'll say goodbye to another houseguest. Who will it be? Will we see an HOH crowned tonight? Remember, do not post spoilers in this thread! If an HOH is crowned post-episode, discuss it in the Feed Discussion thr...
1
yep you are wrong, EE is joining, not miracle \^^
Hussor
DotA2
-2
-2
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 01:13:32
Miracle one of the best players and fucking bulba, hope i am wrong
1
He wasn't a villain, he was a victim.
este_hombre
videos
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 01:43:19
"The villain in Into Darkness totally isn't Khan." -- J.J. Abrams
0
Please do
Formal_Complaint
nothingeverhappens
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 02:07:16
Can I join the club?
0
We had RNG in all three lol
Chezz42
TeamSolomid
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-10 21:30:45
Group draws are over! Lets be glad that this one was a rehearsal though! #TSMWIN
0
Probably the best person for the job too.
akrebsie
TheRedPill
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 00:33:00
I'll never die alone, I'll always be there to keep myself company.
1
Oh perfect because those are synonymous
pina_koala
MechanicAdvice
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 03:15:48
Yep most guys would use "blowby" and "low compression" synonymously.
0
What's a fee-fee?
BellzarTheTerrible
AskWomen
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 03:31:43
It's not even worth it to argue with them, because they just think, "these dumb females are ignoring the rational facts, and only listen to their fee-fees."
1
Um, because he's America's favorite?
Joaquin_Yadoo
BigBrother
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 03:33:32
Seriously, though, why the fuck is there a camera on James and not Corey?!
1
I now believed that hair is essential to absorb the harmful effects of direct sunlight's UV rays whilst not killing the useful neurons in your brain.
baratilla
Philippines
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 05:24:30
PNP Chief Ronald Dela Rosa leads the burning of marijuana in Benguet
1
Damn, I had no idea, that sign has helped me a lot!
ArcadeGoon
melbourne
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 05:39:49
Saw this in the Men's bathroom at the Taphouse - Good message, great placement.
0
Dunno why he gets so much hate besides from god... But I mean, satan probably was trying spruce up heaven a bit and got evicted for all we know.
TheAvgDeafOne
GetMotivated
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-23 17:55:13
A deal with the devil
1
Pfft It's labeled as lightweight duh..
The_Ostrich_you_want
Battlefield
9
9
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 06:35:52
The game also has soldiers running around with 28 lb Lewis guns and wielding them as if they weighed nothing. Including firing while standing and holding the cooling shroud. Sooo many inaccuracies, but it's definitely Battlefield.
0
if you want it to be lol, just didn't know what to say
chrisnmarie
NMSPortals
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 06:51:58
My name?
0
It's a tough choice but I vote spread
sirfaps-alot
asstastic
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 07:02:12
Does my ass look better with my legs together or spread? (F)
1
Yeah because hitting the guys coming that close would net you much less points than face camping
Makkaralate
deadbydaylight
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 07:22:47
Hahaha nice video! How badly did they whine about camping after the game?
1
here, you dropped this
syarieffariz
radiohead
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 08:09:29
Nice blue backdrop. Really complements the.... beige paper it was printed on.
1
You can't be racist to white people
Stinky_WhizzleTeats
ImGoingToHellForThis
-3
-3
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 08:58:58
People were a lot less racist a few years ago? Remember when the wayans brothers made white chicks and no one cared?
1
15 minutes in a dungeon each day is a disaster, I understand.
Woeler
elderscrollsonline
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 09:30:35
I've just accepted that I'll probably never have undaunted mettle. It's not about the grind for me, it's about how I have to go about grinding to get it. I don't really like the dungeons. And I despise vma. I'm sure in time they'll make it easier to get or offer a comparable alternative. I can wait.
0
He gets worked up over simple plays because of his passion for football
inzaghi18
soccer
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 10:07:31
I'm kind of embarrassed that I used to think he was funny. I can't listen to him anymore. He gets so worked up over the smallest plays to the point where he's become a caricature of himself
0
My old FWB used to say "When I have your cock in my mouth...I dunno, just all my worries seem to melt away."
KinRiso
sex
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 03:07:17
Things girls have said in bed that drive/drove you crazy Some guys like slutty talk. Some guys like sensual talk Some guys like gestures/body movements Some guys like quirkier things I'm genuinely interested but will also adopt this material if it's good (I MEAN all the things I say in bed but I think men would assume ...
1
Yeah man, if she has any semblance of her sexuality being visible in her life, it's a no-go bro!
motodoto
justneckbeardthings
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 12:03:46
Never change, 9Gag, you provide this sub with too much to see you go...
1
Yeah, we should tolerate throwing shit at people while they are operating a motorcycle, it should be legal!
motodoto
motorcycles
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-16 14:24:12
Damn your laws are retarded.
0
No no, they aren't escorts, they're models!
QuantumTM
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-22 08:02:11
You don't take strippers on vacations. That's for high priced escorts.
0
Instant goosebumps
Legacy0904
CozyPlaces
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 12:46:50
Imagine walking through a rain to get to that pagoda. You enter and it's cool, but dry. You start a small fire in an iron furnace to prepare a cup of tea. You listen to the crackling of the wood and pitter patter of the rain. My cozy meter is through the roof.
1
this is why you should only buy "green" drives
CyFus
DataHoarder
63
63
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 13:09:24
Be careful, you don't want cancer
1
Hey its easy to blamed on all problems to the SJW!
Uytopaz
youtube
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 14:01:41
even dailymotion removes videos when the sjw cry
1
But you lost your best player
Chriscftb97
soccer
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 14:25:10
Best team we've had in a LONG time
1
Yeah, because Hades and Arachne are top tier, and Janus is bottom of the barrel.
LordYorric
Smite
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 14:50:22
The most accurate are the ones that collect data from the game itself and not the opinions of others. There was a table for this a few days ago I believe.
1
Is that a new suicide weapon tactic for ISIS bombers?
Tenn1518
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 14:53:22
What about ass bombs?
1
BUT SATIRE DOESN'T HAVE A FREE PASS I CAN STILL CRINGE AT IT REEEEEEEE
CoolGuyMemeHead
CringeAnarchy
106
106
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 15:02:12
I'm 90% sure this is a joke that went over your head
1
I don't know what you're talking about, my NEMA 14-50 was only $8K!
StevesRealAccount
teslamotors
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 15:16:17
What if it was the wall charger that caught on fire due to a bad installation? I'm speculating but that's a higher likelihood. Electricians in the Bay Area pretty much double or triple their price when they learn the charger install is for a Tesla. Some owners just find a cheap electrician who may not use the right siz...
0
tell me about
Mechashevet
worldnews
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-13 20:27:25
Your title is missing a few
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The spit clenses it, duuuh!
GeronimoEKIAx2
trashyboners
51
51
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 15:38:00
How does that tattoo NOT get infected considering placement?
0
Sometimes i even wonder if i'm slightly retarded but my parents never told me or if i have no "excuse" for being bad at everything
iTzDaNizZ
ForeverAlone
16
16
0
2016-09
2016-09-05 01:59:48
Anyone else bad at almost everything?
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Yeah, well I was outside living a life and shit, k?
JessicaBecause
AskReddit
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1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 17:05:08
Really? That surprises me, that shit was EVERYWHERE for years. Are you referencing it to 14 year olds?
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Because drug users are horrible people to begin with.
JessicaBecause
trees
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-23 10:44:45
Nah, since it's the "undesirables" who are dying
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You kidding?
fartwiffle
politics
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3
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2016-09
2016-09-14 21:02:51
What's Zupdog? Lel