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You know like when the thing is there but not too enough to put into a way that people think right?
littlebeargiant
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 01:48:35
How the fuck would I know how to write it?
1
No, humans are clearly above using military power in order to gain control over natural resources
Svenlackscreativity
AskReddit
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 02:25:46
So there's a treaty that no country are able to occupy or claim any lands of Antarctica by 2048. This place is oil rich and has natural resources waiting to be claimed, will this place soon be a battlefield for world powers like Russia and US by then?
1
what if they bring in awful judges so that when cm punk wins by decision it doesent look like it was rigged
Flumping
MMA
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 03:06:39
Way the judges have been I was expecting Faber to win with judges citing those being the most significant shots of the night
1
Thank you random Twitter folks, you've cured me!
MagikarpIRL
depression
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 03:30:18
But now no one's depressed any more because Johnny Fuckwit clicked the like button. Few things piss me off more than 'Awareness campaigns' or 'Charities' that do nothing more than make people feel good for supporting them. It gives people the illusion of helping without doing anything of any fucking use!
0
And ex-opiate addicts
Meatydemise
kratom
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 03:54:52
It seems people with server chronic pain can take higher doses without side effects usually
0
And yeezy's aren't at this point?
ChongWang
streetwear
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 01:02:34
Overplayed
0
OP's account looks spammy af good lawd
fakerytale
funny
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 04:14:30
Cute Child Makes Funny with great Expression
1
That's like saying defend pc gaming without steam!
b1oodshy
gaming
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 04:54:58
Defend your statement without SSBM
0
I imagine all of them will be an adventure if you're high enough
TurquoiseWraith
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 06:44:38
What are the best subreddits to browsed while stoned?
1
Isn't it obvious from the picture?
wittyrandomusername
detroitlions
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 05:25:16
Stafford is Asian? Never would have guessed.
0
We've had over 40 OD's just yesterday night come through my work.
Balefulglazz
pics
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 05:56:36
This happened in my adopted home state of Ohio. Heroin is a massive epidemic right now and this is becoming a common image in the newspapers across the state. I'll never understand the desire to try heroin with seeing all of this happen. Just smoke weed.
0
Gromp has my sympathy, but not my regret -Wraith probably
duftonbond
leagueoflegends
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 06:01:31
While everyone was focused on the Group of Death, i noticed the True Disaster...
1
Um yes, it has the most powerful explosion in the game; lets make it easier to use.
yasayitis
Rainbow6
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 06:19:48
Uhh, exactly. Problem?
1
He was practically begging for the gts there all he had to do was lift him and just bam right in the skull
MrT-1000
SquaredCircle
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 06:37:38
Why didn't Punk reverse that choke into some kind of pin
0
I wasn't paying attention when i first found this and wasted a felwort on it -_-
-Snackles-
wow
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 09:00:46
Flower pots in Dal Is there anything that happens from planting herbs in the pots? Google and searching Reddit have failed me so far.
1
Keerti anna is that you?
LordLabakkuDas
india
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 09:52:00
I'll fucking cut you man....
1
But we need it for #balance
ImmaRaptor
DestinyTheGame
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 13:46:29
Better yet, let's just kill sbmm and and these incessant nerfs.
1
What type of cat is that OP
illage2
pcmasterrace
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 13:57:30
It may not be a cat sitting on top of some beast rig, but it's close enough.
1
Ottimo, dovrebbero vedersi bene in full HD.
lorenzojc
italy
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 14:00:49
La Rai cambia immagine grafica Nuovi loghi e colori innovativi
1
Pare che i napoletani c'entrano sempre
lorenzojc
italy
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 19:51:27
Ma che c'entrano i Napoletani? D:
1
Yeah, hate crimes and mass shootings are only committed by Muslim refugees.
Jodthyrox2
politics
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 14:28:29
Just shoot up nightclubs and commit hate crimes, but nothing too serious. Maybe the ones who do that will be the sons of those refugees so sympathizers on the left can go "It wasn't because of immigration, they were born in America so that means they're a red blooded American just like you and me!"
1
Yes you Are the only one
bubele1
pokemongo
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 14:38:37
Am I the only one who hasn't got the update yet?
1
You'd respawn in lumbridge or wherever your spawn point is.
Pher4
2007scape
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 14:54:13
Question for jagex: if I die IRL, how long would you keep taking money for my auto-renewing membership subscription for?
1
Wow this guy is gonna be so OP with PEN grunil gloves.
yusjesussnaps
blackdesertonline
9
9
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 14:58:49
FIRST PEN ON UNO
1
Nah you clearly took enjoyment in killing innocent civilians as a child, and are now a danger to the general public as a psychotic adult...
Mardoxx_
gaming
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 15:03:45
I remember it causing a shit ton of controversy. Also remember going through shooting people but I didn't know there was that many civilians. As a child I was just shooting anybody, there wasn't any thought behind who they were.
0
"Come as you are" has always been a popular phrase..........
Send_me_vag_pics
Nirvana
9
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-23 02:52:28
Nirvana Easter Egg in the X Files
1
Yeah, I think Helm of the Juggernaut would be a good addition to Ghost Ship drop table
AntsaKoo
RotMG
-3
-3
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 15:09:40
Ghost Ship should drop Event White. Ghost Ship is an Event Boss, hence it should drop an Event White.
1
Ja!
-Lakito
CODZombies
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 15:16:14
Fire up the Data
0
I'm digging it
waitinthefog
movies
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 14:26:21
John Wick 2 - First Images
1
tl;dr: Hakuho is going to try and work on washing his hair more
TheLonelyWander
leagueoflegends
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 15:43:44
Envy Hakuhos thoughts on the season
1
Let's get real guys, 81 degrees in New York is almost like sniper fire
WikiWarrior55
The_Donald
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 16:00:00
But....she opened a pickle jar....
1
North Korea
Geo714
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 16:19:09
What is very dangerous and can attack at anytime?
0
When you're talking to locals all day, every day your language skills tend to become at least decent :p being able to speak Spanish will be great.
SOPA_NO
wicked_edge
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 19:51:01
My coworker had his mission in south America and i was always so envious of how much of a handle he has on spanish.
1
You guys seasons over what are you all doing here
jackroy93
bengals
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 17:30:15
Game Thread: Week 1 - Cincinnati Bengals @ New York Jets [](/CIN) Cincinnati Bengals VS [](/NYJ) New York Jets Time: 1:00 PM EST **Help the mods by reporting trolls** *Sort by "new" for up to date discussion.*
1
well then, we'll just have to pressure for-profit companies to start doing geological research that's in line with the teachings of ~~Pat Robertson~~Jesus H Christ!
jimjoebob
atheism
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 17:32:45
The best question to ask young earth creationists If the young earth stance is correct, why are there no young earth geologists employed by for-profit companies? Mining, drilling, excavation, etc. companies want to get the best info to make a profit. If the young earth position was correct, it would be widely taught in...
1
I mean, obviously she needs to do her next press conference in a bikini, right?
doctorvictory
hillaryclinton
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 17:39:37
Also, don't most politicians cover their entire body?
1
Yes, sometimes people use these things which make us switch locations
Victor214
RocketLeague
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 17:49:51
Did this ever happen to you in the new Rumble mode?
1
shut the fuck up you mongoloid bin laden wannabe
Adrenyx
DotA2
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 07:29:30
what the hell did u just say u shitspirit scrub how dare u shittalk my techs 1v1 me irl
1
Cutting through that China food.
Basaraski
GreenBayPackers
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 19:29:00
What do you mean again? He's been cutting all summer ;)
1
Here you dropped this
Nillix
gifs
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 20:41:07
bernie automatically gets it since he didn't release his delegates.
1
Well....I guess you gotta draw the line somewhere right....right?
Dannovision
AskReddit
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 20:47:48
True. He supported apartheid as long as it separated Blacks from Whites but not Indians from White.
1
Abandon this show, its very bad, we are idiots for watching it
toddimus123
MrRobot
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 20:50:45
2nd Season worth watching? I just marathoned through the entire first season and I liked it. But it feels like the series is.. how do I describe it.. over? Of course there's the question of where is Tyrell and whats going to happen, now that the debts of all people have been deleted, but What is there to look forward t...
1
But that's acceptable because it's Clinton
WickyRL
politics
26
26
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 20:59:18
Imagine if it was Bill that met with the US AG, oh wait...
0
Get a better phone.
imNotNotLyingToYou
gaming
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-20 03:39:55
Webm can't be viewed in IPhones
1
Those darn millenia just aren't going to movies
CheetoX23
savedyouaclick
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 21:24:23
Hollywood had its worst summer in over a decade and here's why | they've made shit films
1
Ya think?
Steel9966
politics
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 21:37:19
What a fucking moron
1
Why do we care what disease her doctor has?
lcarlson6082
politics
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 22:17:51
Hillary Clinton's Doctor Says She Has Pneumonia and Became "Overheated and Dehydrated"
0
Ok why mostly all of the top commetns are regarding women lol?
edwardmetalwing
AskReddit
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 22:18:52
What's the trashiest thing you've seen in public?
0
So what does having money have to do with that lol
bigcthakilla
CODZombies
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-20 13:39:26
Except then you have to deal with game crashes, freezes, disconnection from XBL or PSN, etc.
1
Senator Sanders is prepared to make a statement, as soon as he finishes his regimen of one-armed push-ups.
NetWeaselSC
WayOfTheBern
16
16
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 22:38:46
Pack it up, it's just dehydration folks! Letter from Hillary's doctor
0
Yeah, I live in Seattle so it's not a huge commitment for me :)
Zulubo
Vive
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 21:15:08
Ugh, I was considering going this year, but then I've been crunching on getting my software stack to run on Vive, so I dropped the ball. Maybe next time. Good news is, my software stack is now running on Vive.
1
We should destroy the border!
NotSpare
Frat
11
11
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 00:12:15
A shooting involving 3 mexicans in Texas? Business as usual in the Lone Star state
0
I will miss you so much.
Joaquin_Yadoo
BigBrother
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-22 03:49:43
Big Brother US18 - Official Results, Feed Interviews and Episode Discussion - September 21 2016 Well, another season of Big Brother is in the books. We have a new champion and a new AFP winner. What do you think of the two crowned tonight? How will they be remembered next year at this time? Remember, All Access subscri...
1
I'm shocked
12wienerdogs
Austin
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 00:33:32
Work to continue on Mopac into 'early 2017.'
0
Ikea Bekant in black.
Omg3311
battlestations
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 00:33:33
Desk?
1
Patriotism.
No_username_detected
india
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 01:10:27
What's with all those 5 stars?
0
It's never lupus
awolfpaw
nfl
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 01:15:35
Sounds like either lupus or vitiligo to me.
1
But wasn't Tryndamere who advocated on spending only the money you made in a context in said context?
YollotheDwarf
leagueoflegends
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 01:46:02
Valve also makes a ton more money, that was my point.
0
Cr1t- and zai are as much NA star as Puppey and PLD are SEA stars
YollotheDwarf
DotA2
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 12:23:50
Secret isnt secret anymore and eg isnt eg anymore Its basically sea stars vs NA stars (I consider cr1t and zai NA enough to be included)
1
Yeah but if they told us it would have to be a $25 ****** giftcard because we cant have any sponspors ruining league
glimberr
leagueoflegends
11
11
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 04:17:39
Both were given a 25$ subway giftcard
1
Tacos can't play fantasy football.
Micbene
fantasyfootball
-8
-8
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 04:56:21
no ones going pay a high price for him with charles coming back unless your in a league with tacos.
1
You're talking to him
KingDigsby
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 05:15:10
I can imagine someone having a fetish for this.
0
I recommend shoes
kyivstar
cripplingalcoholism
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 07:52:34
Flaking Foot Skin After Stopping Again? Here's one that I don't think has been mentioned before. Since putting the bottles back down a couple of days ago it was rather embarrassingly pointed out by one of my house guests that there was a ridiculous amount of dead skin on the soles of my feet. This has never been an iss...
0
if you want to dissolve Milo you might as well go Quick.
Chris_GC
australia
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 08:44:44
Hot water in milo isn't for Australians
1
because ugly chicks totally know that they are ugly, they don't have an army of idiots telling them on the internet every day how beautifulhotamazing they are.
AsdAsd80
ForeverAlone
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 09:12:53
Maybe you should date ugly chicks.
0
^^^on ^^^this ^^^post ^^^^sorry ^^^^could ^^^^help ^^^^it ^^^^;P Hi my name is TheInfiniteBananaGun, earlier tonight i played pretty much all night and have loved it so far look forward to playing more.
TheInfiniteBananaGun
PixelClash
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 10:03:17
Introduce yourself for a free random shiny!
1
Wtf rito support sucks because i can't carry with it
Elven09
leagueoflegends
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 10:09:26
Insane play by Bunny FuFuu on Thresh
1
I saw Cleary in nz for new years, can't believe I he isn't coach yet
sheepshagger1994
nrl
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 10:22:10
Media and there shit posting. Kearney could be back in NZ to see family and have a good old fashion Boil Up. Everybody be like "oh shit, he must be getting the coaching job"
1
You forgot
MicMan42
WorldOfWarships
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 11:13:38
I better buy Hatsuharu again so I can get a free Akatsuki!
1
Spoil or Cancel
finalhavoc53
Megaten
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 11:15:28
How would they punish though? Maybe someone can translate what they said.
1
Does "Does not explode" count as a feature?
Caelestic
Android
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 11:17:49
With the Note 7 being $1050 in Canada and having near everything hardware wise, the Pixel will need to seriously impress if the price remains close.
0
The problem is that no one is playing it
Xx_Swegpad_xX
pcmasterrace
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 12:27:27
r/haloonline Have none of you played this?
1
Whore or exploited, women do not dress sexy for any other reasons.
codingalone
gaming
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 12:45:55
You mean two women dressing like whores either for attention or to try and sell something
1
Maybe if he was a top WR in the league...
unknown_name
cowboys
10
10
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 13:04:05
Is a go route the only route Dez can be utilized in?
1
100$ guaranteed, or a *chance* at not paying 10k$...
mactheattack2
army
27
27
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 13:12:57
Think about it this way; you can either spend $100 on a fucking cab, or you can spend $10k on legal fees, no more job and health insurance, a black mark for whenever you try to get a new job, a possible divorce etc. Why fucking risk it?
1
No overage, no overage fees!
Well__ThisIsAwkward
business
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 13:16:09
In the U.S., wireless companies marketing new "no overage fees" cellphone plans without clarifying that, after a small amount of data use, you lose the ability to access data over the network until your monthly account renews.
1
Is the name calling and disrepect coming from a "place of love" too?
scoobydoo22a
relationships
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 13:20:16
Look, if you feel like your BF is getting physical past a point you enjoy, and are unsure of what to do about it, you have alot of advice here already. Reading some of your replies I've noticed the reoccurrence of "could this be an extension of our horseplay..." and I feel like maybe you're unsure of how to ask about i...
1
for years we begged for a special edition battlefield xbox console and this is what they put out... you can see where they put a lot of thought into the design
GBNobby
xboxone
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 13:58:02
The new Xbox One S Battlefield 1 Special Edition Bundle
0
Danny trejo will teleport into kino and finally explain that there is no morse code in the truck at spawn
Harveyyena
CODZombies
14
14
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 14:19:39
What Do You Think Is Going To Happen At the end? What do you think is going to happen at the end? are all the characters going to die? is maxis going to die? will richtofen die? i wanna know what you guys think will happen?
1
Now do it with Noah next
popinloopy
bravefrontier
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 14:40:49
Yeah but everyone did it with Glowy, no one has thought to use Cardes AFAIK
1
Batik has best chest
popinloopy
Paladins
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 14:49:32
the big one?
0
Because it's the #currentyear.
onehonesttruth
canada
31
31
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 14:45:59
The government doesn't need to label you, the conditionned population of SJWs will do it for them.
1
i think you mean **well-fed**
BestEbolaNA
worldnews
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 15:19:07
fuck. just made me sad. but well-said.
1
It's so edgy, my bones are bleeding black blood, and I don't even know how that is supposed to work!
Gooeyguy188
pokemongo
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 15:29:13
So edgy
0
This will always and forever be my answer to this question.
TheTyGoss
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 02:04:51
KOTOR When the game was released I never played a game like this before
0
Yeah, or a rich man could just move out a little father and buy twice the land at a tenth of the price.
DuffyThree
todayilearned
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 16:19:19
Such a shame there wasn't a single person in the large and rapidly growing colony/young country willing to buy some fertile farmland so that Washington could get some liquid assets
1
Every single hinge must have 1000 layers of rust then.
blake4262
HalfLife
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 17:31:18
I know it's a birth mark for the GoldSrc engine but if we were to be realistic you could just say the hinges were rusty as hell.
1
You clearly learned that sort of profiling in your imperialistic, racist ROTC classes.
fucks_with_toasters
ROTC
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 17:37:47
I mean, I don't mean to stereotype or judge, but just look at the author.... that should be your explanation.
0
He's talking about Troy...
sicalloverthem
CFB
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 18:58:31
TIL Auburn = Nicholls = Central Michigan.
1
"Not REAL socialism!"
sirbonce
politics
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 19:20:27
It always ends in death, privation and misery. Yet every time it's tried, the proponents shout "but this time it'll be different!"
1
Did you just call every non-white in existence "an animal"?
Alagorn
movies
-7
-7
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 19:42:50
Are kids so retarded these days that every movie requires talking animals?
0
Siq brah
akumadaioh
funny
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-17 04:31:59
Haha I shit you not, the opposite happened to me a couple weeks ago. Come home late after drinking with the buddies. Wake up to a pissed off girlfriend throwing garbage on my chest and slamming shit around muttering about how I came home acting like an ass with a used condom wrapper in my pocket how can I treat her tha...
1
I clearly remember it was Chad Greenway that was making all the amazing tackles in yesterday's game... The announcers told me so!
nectur_
minnesotavikings
12
12
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 20:52:22
HARRISON SMITH!
1
Yeah not sure why people are acting like one team won and another lost.
the_hoagie
nfl
-9
-9
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 21:19:51
And even if Wentz turns out good, it still doesn't prove that the Browns FO made the wrong decision. The trade we did could be a win-win situation. It doesn't have to be a win-lose one.
1
But the universities are all havens of liberal propaganda!
Namika
politics
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 21:21:54
Find whoever moderates the debate team at a major university, and have them moderate it.
1
OMG Scandal!
mattymodotcom
madisonwi
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 21:30:07
Look closely: There's an upside-down letter in the Camp Randall Stadium end zone
1
But remember guys Obama is the anti Christ because he takes the occasional vacation and goes golfing....
hira32
politics
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 21:38:05
Zika Exploded While Congress Went on Vacation
1
Being on Reddit during HR paperwork is a great start!
andytdj
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 21:45:27
Going over insurance plans with HR orientation. Haven't had the opportunity to talk much so I can't make a fool of myself.
0
And the dumb keep getting dumber....
Octavia_Cello_
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2016-09
2016-09-12 21:47:47
Suggestion: Blizzard use brain please... And allow us to use repair mounts ANYWHERE in a dungeon. I'm really, really not having fun running back from the last boss in Vault of the Wardens for 5 minutes to repair myself. I appreciate that you thought it would be wise to at least port us to the last boss on the way back,...
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But you're invalidating the voices of the children!
HistoricalDebates
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2016-09
2016-09-12 22:00:17
Maybe because more adults have more experience thus more power?