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1 | 1) It's on Jupiter.
2) It's on some planet we haven't discovered yet.
3) It's in Hawaii.
How do I know this?
Divination
Obstinance
Guesswork
Madness
Absolutism |
0 | bill de blasio thinks he's proved his haters wrong when it comes to pre-k |
1 | unpopular high-schoolers downplay significance of prom |
1 | Wow, someone with similar mental abilities (or rather disabilities) as Archie! emoticonXBounceremoticonXBounceremoticonXBounceremoticonXBouncer |
1 | kavanaugh panicking after botching part of confirmation where he asked if he rejects satan |
0 | charlottesville goddam |
0 | Quite frankly, you don't know squat about me. So stop trying to pretend you do.I have gone on record to say I think Christianity does a lot of good in the world.I have even tried to correct Matthew in his anti-Christian tirades. (Until I gave up realizing it would do no good... emoticonXFrazzled )I hate to break it to ... |
1 | cheney celebrates earth day by breathing oxygen |
0 | taylor swift wins video of the year for 'bad blood' at 2015 vmas |
1 | experts recommend breaking down crushing defeats into smaller, more manageable failures |
0 | gop lawmaker stands by claim that islam is 'a cancer' in america |
0 | domestic violence still not grounds for divorce in mississippi |
1 | turning point usa condemns unlv student for filming racist video in portrait mode |
1 | WOW and the republicans would never do anything like that now would they.......They would never impeach a president over a BJ now would they? |
0 | It's still not right for religious people to have to never speak their beliefs. It's a form of tyranny. |
0 | blackberry still exists, and it's doing alright |
1 | area woman morbidly fit |
0 | poll: some would choose 'meteor hitting the earth' over trump or clinton |
0 | here's how to tell if hillary clinton will keep her promises on trade |
1 | giuliani spotted sleeping on new york city subway |
1 | I wasn't aware that the candidates were the ones allowed to ask the debate questions. emoticonXConfused |
1 | Is he anti gay? Yes so they are all in the same boat and cut from the same hatefilled, homophobic, bigoted, christianist cloth. |
1 | ozzy wins tickets to ozzfest |
1 | vin diesel will finally kiss car in 'fast & furious 6' |
1 | donut shop's mission statement awfully ambitious |
1 | family enters crisis talks after learning restaurant has 45-minute wait |
0 | one of the last original tuskegee airmen instructors dies at 96 |
0 | And for years they did. They still can. Again, there is not a real problem with pirates. |
0 | this is what super mario looks like without hair, and people are freaked out |
1 | man had no idea cough was going to be wet one |
0 | top north korean aide in charge of negotiating with south korea dies |
1 | depends on when the baby bird died. run along little boy..let the adults debate. |
1 | Yeah the Freedumb that consistenty trounces you just about everytime you ' debate' lol.
Although you are too much of a dimwit to see it.
What next are you going to calll me Steeeve ( who does the same) next time you try to be bitchy? emoticonXDonno |
1 | letter from employer thankfully omits balls-copying incident |
1 | bratz movie accidentally released |
1 | corpses of 'lone ranger' producers hung from hollywood blvd. street lights as warning to others |
0 | we must increase food aid during time of famine |
1 | deep down, area man knows he's not done vomiting |
1 | experts praise upcoming 'sonic' movie for accurate depiction of hedgehogs |
0 | you don't need god to have a life purpose: rabbi |
0 | rattlesnakes have been observed |
0 | Yes, it is very hard, even for theologians, to explain. |
1 | list of things man wants to do before he dies just list of tv shows |
1 | elderly woman begins freezing meals husband can eat while she's passed away |
0 | these medical marvels are proof science is amazing |
0 | identity theft and credit card fraud... who is really at risk? |
0 | let's talk about solar power and equity |
0 | workers at donald trump's las vegas hotel vote to unionize |
1 | cocktail party gets as wild as it's going to get |
0 | nestle to switch to cage-free eggs in u.s. by 2020 |
1 | rick steves cleaned out by gypsies |
1 | flu vaccine recalled due to defective government tracking microchips |
1 | eyes removed in violent yearbook attack |
1 | panicked newborn didn't realize breathing would be on apgar test |
0 | watch: why mirrors flip things sideways but not upside down |
0 | immigration officials asking about fourth-grader turned away by nyc school |
1 | fbi chief releases composite sketch of dream house |
0 | friday talking points -- utter foolishness |
0 | samantha bee launches global 'apology race' tour to say sorry for donald trump |
1 | And we all know when you say "We" you mean your buddies the Mormons and their Money are the ones voting down such bills.. It's just a matter of time before people start to wake up. Once they realize they've been duped by an invisible man they'll do the right thing and give gay people their rights.
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1 | woman with low self-esteem boosts area man's self-esteem |
0 | james corden making major changes to show after london attacks |
1 | Hermeneutics: A three dollar word not worth a plugged nickle.
Shake the hermeneutics tree and liberal Christians fall out. It is--to me anyway--the last bastion, the final trench between stubborn faith and a free mind.
Here's the recipe for practicing hermeneutics (a fanciful word for interpretation):
Put in pan, spr... |
0 | 5 ways to make your words more powerful |
1 | bush elected president of iraq |
0 | the death of fake reality television, the birth of 'connected' |
1 | report: nation secretly hoping dads die first |
0 | the 11 most outrageous celebrity outfits of 2015 |
1 | women in hollywood perfectly okay they not represented behind the scenes of 'the blacklist' |
0 | if the clippers win the nba championship does racism win as well? |
1 | police uncover talk-show-guest mill in rural kentucky |
1 | biologists announce they're all done with rodents |
1 | u.s. middlemen demand protection from being cut out |
1 | family thought grandfather might enjoy watching worst little league game imaginable |
0 | cnn's charlottesville coverage shows its deep bench of pro-trump pundits |
1 | friends star spontaneously shown attending televised nbc sporting event |
0 | france takes first step toward world cup redemption |
1 | culinary world stunned as horse meat found at 3-star michelin restaurant the horse & pony |
1 | woman jealous of horse's eyelashes |
1 | Actually the defending of ATF wouldn't do much with regular guns since they have little to do with them. ATFs function is with NFA guns, which you probably know little, or nothing about. |
0 | 'mudbound' oscar nominations place netflix in big leagues |
0 | top 15 travel spots for 2015 |
1 | glowing ahmadinejad: 'i am the nuclear weapon we've been building' |
0 | hillary clinton gives emotional shoutout to daughter of slain sandy hook principal |
0 | ronnie wood says he worried it was 'time to say goodbye' after cancer diagnosis |
0 | huffpollster: indiana's gop primary will be a battle between demographics and economics |
1 | loveless marriage offset by beautiful four-bedroom home |
0 | ask the art professor: how can i make the transition to teaching art at the college level? |
1 | album that has nothing on fleetwood mac's 'rumours' wins grammy award |
0 | in your face: the hidden history of plastic surgery and why looks matter |
0 | big brothers big sisters honors nbc entertainment's jennifer salke with sherry lansing award |
1 | pastor going on little spiel about seeing how in love couple are despite not knowing them for very long |
0 | mexican presidential candidate calls for cutting off thieves' hands |
1 | coworker running ncaa tournament pool really relishing his one week of significance |
0 | grandma's halloween display shows the horrors of america's racism |
1 | poll: 89% of illegal immigrants would prefer path to corporate status |
0 | fox news guest says confederate and pride flags are 'the exact same thing' |
1 | supernatural powers vested in local pastor |
0 | amber tamblyn reveals she's expecting a baby girl in powerful essay about motherhood |
1 | struggling justice alito sent down to lower federal court |
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