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who else besides joe biden might crash the debate?
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coworker has that excuse that's going around
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the daily szep- gop circus
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struggling lower-class still unsure how best to fuck selves with vote
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strange, nightmarish incident results in man waking up as giant kafka
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community rallies to save eyesore
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donald trump names rex tillerson secretary of state
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report: election day most americans' only time in 2016 being in same room with person supporting other candidate
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polls close in britain's bitterly fought eu referendum
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college football scout has eye on high-school cheerleader
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bus driver appears to have had rough summer
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donald trump finally attacks ted cruz, referencing his cuban heritage
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newest baywatch cast member kicks it with byron allen
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Homo-erectus and Neandertals had different bone structures. How could they be fully human when their anatomy is fundementally different?
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newly discovered recordings reveal beatles actually terrible group
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grandma's only movie watched again
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holiday music aficionado urges friends to check out 'frosty the snowman'
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more equality and dinosaurs: people share how they'd change the world
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EZ, the "I know you are, but what am I?" response works in the schoolyard, or on the Rush Limbaugh show, but not in the civilized world. Not too surprising coming from a Bush supporter. You could insult the intelligence of an ape.
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donald trump and america's blood sport of choice
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So you're admitting openly that what is a normal occurrence within the human species is offensive to you. That you find repulsive the very intimacy expressed by your own parents that led to your own existence. Do you see how that innate bitterness against the normal and right feelings that have led to the healthy conti...
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open letter to all potential mayoral candidates (a response would be nice)
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sunday roudup
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You mean my dog 'CIgarette'?? I took him out for a drag.
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unsettling study finds second cousins technically fair game
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audio guide clearly hates degas
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playtex unveils new line of quick-dissolving tampons
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You have done a marvelous job knocking down strawmen of your own construction. Having offered a naive and superficial caricature of atheism, agnosticism, and theism, you then imagine a self-serving hierarchy that is, in a word, worthless - all in a silly effort to show yourself most humble. Ironic.
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disillusioned hollywood sign moves back to small iowa farm town
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Society highly values the creation of future taxpayers, especially under deficit-spending socialist presidents. :p
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Alrighty then...I will come back after I have "learnt" how to spell. :p
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this is what amy schumer did at her prom
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camera falls out of love with melanie griffith
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zamboni crime family indicted in ice-shaving scandal
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'dsm-5' updated to accommodate man who is legitimately being ordered to kill by the moon
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report: someone robbed that kfc again
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trump maps out plan for first 100 days of not conceding election
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here's all the expensive nonsense trump's epa chief is wasting your taxes on
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unusually level-headed, charismatic lichen species named after obama
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rick perry experiences overwhelming feeling of clarity and contentment in final moments before death of campaign
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Worse yet what if the sperm has penetrated the egg and fertilization will clearly take place in short order but one stops the process before the genomes are integrated?????????
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on pilgrimage in india
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the billionaire journalist
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patricia elliott, tony-winning actress and tv soap star, dead at 77
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We came from apes not created. Why can't people figure that out did any body go to school around here.
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paula cole reveals the secret (and dark) history of the 'dawson's creek' theme song
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my conversation with kristen stewart
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hurricane ophelia sheds light on another climate change concern
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how to help victims of louisiana floods
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Thats true. However, do we not have a state of reasonable compromise at the moment?
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kim davis supporters: deputy clerks who issued gay marriage licenses should be fired
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no african citizens could attend a summit on african trade after visas denied
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let's celebrate the left-handed leaders who have made a mark on america
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mark halperin says he is 'profoundly sorry' after sexual harassment allegations
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can't a girl just gig?
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Now, now ZSU, we learned from comrade star gazer that GW created the Continental Army. I am sure these gentlemen have some equally illogical and inaccurate 'facts' to scatter around the barnyard emoticonXHoho
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And perhaps you have overlooked the issue of abortion relating to crime. Who knows if were actually aborting future murderers? Aren't you for crime prevention?
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turkish man kiss you
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son of edward r. murrow says father 'real dirtbag' compared to onion reporters
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archaeologists uncover greek amphitheater where first prick saved seats
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taylor swift shares 'family portrait' with lots of famous ladies
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If you truly believe this then I think you need to re-read your posts and put yourself in the shoes of those on the receiving end.
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Actually no. You read the article again, and thoroughly this time.
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compelling photos capture pope francis' visit to cuba
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Wow, how very open-minded of you. Their opinion differs from yours so they must be small-minded inbreds.
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suicide note surprisingly upbeat
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women in business q&a: laura tenison, founder and managing director, jojo maman bébé
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terrier bravely defends family from squeak
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house democrats on record-breaking fundraising pace
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report finds poor often hit hardest by 18-wheelers
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chewing, and choking, on false (nutritional) equivalence
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Actually, Mega didn't make any claims. He just reposted an editorial.
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study: majority of frontal lobe occupied by thoughts of sausage links
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kirstjen nielsen urges migrant parents leave the weak ones behind
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obama readies for his big whcd night
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police group makes a big admission about 'justifiable' police shootings
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discovering the pink petticoat, tampa's lingerie treasure trove
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Hmmm, well then, God must be unrighteous since we "evil atheists" - and tons of other evil people - have not been eliminated. What happened to righteousness NECESSITATING the elimination of evil by killing humans??? Well??? I guess that in addition to being unethical and easily manipulated, your God is also terribly in...
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world leaders pour into washington to pay last respects to dying nation
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here's how rihanna dresses for a casual tuesday
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mentors we don't realize exist
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chris collins thanks supporters with can't-miss tip on biotech stock
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50 ethical businesses to support on black friday
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To force women to have babys that they dont even want is even more "preposterous".
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house votes against trump's national emergency on grounds that only congress allowed to misappropriate funds
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florida school shooting suspect obtained 10 rifles in roughly the past year
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class clown has nothing on wilmot proviso
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times have changed for american families. it's time for policies to change, too.
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white house says enviros love this trade pact, but enviros say otherwise
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novelist thinks people shrug 10 times more than they actually do
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former soldier turned zen monk teaches vets to use mindfulness as body armor
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jeb bush: i misjudged the intensity of gop voters' anger
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behold, trump's cabinet members as 'sesame street' characters
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So you're claiming that you "transformed" from part of your mother to a human. So you're claiming that you were once almost your mom's arm or leg? lol! Biologically, this is simply a farce statement.
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Just because a clump if cell will develope into a live human being doesn't mean the mother is obligated to let it happen in her body whether she want it to or not. If that bothers you then STOP DWELLING ON IT.
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shit, friend just said something to obnoxious drunk guy on bus
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The founding fathers were afraid to trust the common people with the right to vote. They didn't want mob rule and chaos. "Most of the Founders believed that property ownership was essential to good citizenship and therefore that only property owners should be able to vote. 'Property', in those days, also included slave...
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Theres a book my mom has called "The trouble with Islam" by some lady. I don't know her name, but it looks like it may bee a good book for you.
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hugh hefner found dead by live-in peacock
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suarez's bite felt strongest in uruguay